Greetings peasants.

Do you think it's a coincidence that the first three numbers of our userid are 666?
Queue: Probably.
Fluffy: “Never ignore a coincidence. Unless you’re busy, in which case, always ignore a coincidence.”

FOR THOSE OF YOU CHECKING OUR PROFILE LOOKING FOR STORY UPDATE EXPLANATIONS:
(list includes all our works from both FanFiction and FictionPress)

The Adventures of Detectipolt: Ah yes, the story you're all here for (I kid, I kid). Believe it or not, we actually have plans for a couple more installments of this series, even if the concept is, well, pure crack. While we're prioritizing other stories over this, it's safe to say you can keep your eye out for more updates on this story.

Guns and Ships: Fluffy here. Imma be honest y'all. I started this story back in middle school with no clear idea where I was going with it. And now, I've kind of fallen out of love with many of the fandoms featured in that story, like Sherlock or Supernatural. It was great fun while it lasted, but alas, I was flying by the seat of my pants. Feel free to PM me if you're interested in where I was going to take the story, but otherwise, I'm afraid it's ending unfinished.

Across the Hall: Queue's solo project! Currently discontinued. \_(ツ)_/

Here's some basic information about each of us:

Name: Fluffy
Gender: Female
Likes/fandoms unique to her (in comparison to Queue):
—Supernatural (update 11/20/20: hahaha lol not anymore :') )
—Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, and Magnus Chase
—GLUTEN
(Queue: Now, now, Fluffy, calm down. You see, Fluffy's family is gluten free, so she is gluten-deprived. Always.)
—baking
—Marvel comics (specifically Zdarsky and Waid's Daredevil run and Rucka's Punisher run, as well as some Spidey comics)
—Netflix's The Defenders
—Jessica Jones (the first season)
—Gravity Falls
—Spider-Man PS4
—tea (yeah that's right all of you filthy bean-water lovers, leaf-water is better.)
—UPDATE 12/28/17: I am now a filthy bean-water lover.
—history (I collect obscure history facts like a bower bird.)
—concert band and marching band (I'm a clarinet (which is better than everyone else (screw you trumpets)))
(Queue: Okay, I won’t disagree with that last point, but I couldn’t hear the rest over the sound of my majestic bassoon honking.
Fluffy: I will shove your majestic bassoon up your- ahem.
Queue: Don’t worry, she was going to say nose.
Fluffy: Of course. . .)
House (from Hogwarts): Ravenclaw
Patronus: Marsh Harrier
Myers-Briggs Personality: INTP-A
Also, I consider myself the brains of this whole operation since I have an older FanFiction account and know how everything on here works.
(Queue: How would you like it if I just directed them over to that account so the lovely readers could read all your Warriors masterpieces?
Fluffy: I thought we were friends. And for the record, that cringey Warriors fanfic has 148 reviews. No idea how I managed it, but I did.
Queue: I don’t know whether to be impressed or very, very sad.
Fluffy: Why pick one when you can be both? :'D )

Name: Queue (It's pronounced Q, like the letter. One syllable. In this case, it means a braid of hair worn down the back... but not the traditional Manchurian hairstyle, either)
Fluffy: Yeah, you're named after the hairstyle that you hardly ever wear. Logic ammirite?
Queue: IT’S BETTER THAN KINK.
Fluffy: *winces* Ah, to go back to 7th grade, when we genuinely had no idea of the implications of that word.
Queue: Implications? More like definition.)
Gender: Female
Likes/fandoms unique to her (in comparison to Fluffy):
—Majoring in French
—A lot of BBC drama series
—The Great British Bake Off
—Pride & Prejudice and Emma
—The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
—the Muppets
—Over the Garden Wall
—Les Miserables
—Fiddler on the Roof
—Shrek the Musical
—Lord of the Rings
—Portal 1 and 2
—Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton
—Rusty Lake games
—Cowboy Bebop, One Punch Man, and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (that’s it for animes)
—James Acaster
—CS Lewis
—Johnny Flynn
—Cosmo Sheldrake
Her favorite YouTubers:
—Bridge Stuart
—Fairbairn Films
—itsamemyleo
—Joel Haver
—My Little Thought Tree
—Merphy Napier
—Nathan Zed
House (from Hogwarts): Hufflepuff
(Queue: I FIND this to be an accurate sorting.)
Myers-Briggs Personality: INFP-T
Enneagram Type: 1w9...?
Fluffy: And last but not least, her most prominent trait: Dumb
Queue: Says the BOX.
Fluffy: Listen buddy-

Both Queue and Fluffy are Christians.

Fandoms/likes we have in common:

—Doctor Who
—Merlin
—James McAvoy
—Charlie Cox
—Harry Potter
—Umbrella Academy
—Stranger Things
—Star Wars
—The Mandalorian
—The Sam Raimi Spider-Man Trilogy (pizza time) and all Spider-Man movies, basically
—Tobey in the MCU
—A Very Potter Musical
—Would I Lie To You (particularly David Mitchell)
—Disney
—Avatar the Last Airbender
—Marvel Cinematic Universe
—Marvel's Daredevil and The Punisher TV show (#SAVEDAREDEVIL)
—*clears throat* Wonder Woman and Shazam were good...
—X-Men movies
—Star Trek (The new movies. Sorry hardcore Trekkies, we couldn't get into the TV shows.)
—vlogbrothers
—You Suck At Cooking
—Gus and Sven Johnson
—Frank James
—YouTube Movie/TV Show/Music Analysis Channels (Sideways, The Closer Look, Houston Coley, etc. . .)
—Hamilton
—Veggie Tales
—Phineas and Ferb
—John Mulaney
—Newsies
—The Princess Bride
—Quincy Tortellini films
—Catch Me If You Can
—Hush
—Cool Runnings

Hello, peasants. Before this, we had a FictionPress account, but we haven’t really used it since, like, 2015, and our list of works is pretty barren over there. But if you’re really curious for whatever reason, here you go: Evil Author Overlords

We also have an account on Tumblr and Archive of Our Own under the name evilauthoroverlords.

On the origin of our name, “Evil Author Overlords:”
Disappointingly, it doesn’t have anything to do with the depravity of man or the power of authors. If you’re looking for that kind of insight, you can come up with it on your own time—or travel back in time and view our profile in 2015 (which we request you do not attempt for a multitude of reasons :) (please)). The fact is, it’s an inside joke we made in 7th grade. It’s just silly. But it stuck. It’s sort of like that poster on your wall that you can’t bear to take down because of nostalgia, and by this point, you don’t know if it would take the paint with it if you tried to rip it off. “Evil Author Overlords” is here to stay, and it could be a lot worse.

If we call you peasants it's for the same reason, so don’t take it personally.

So you read through our whole profile, did you? It's not that long... Well, maybe it is, but might you consider reading the stories below as well?