Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

Exiled, cast out, labeled. A dwarf, a dalish elf and a mage are taken from their sheltered worlds and thrown into the chaos of a world facing the Blight. Will they succeed in uniting against the darkspawn all the people that don't trust them? A story following the events in DA origins with multiple wardens. Series of important moments in the story. Rated T for language.

Basically an AC5 novelization. Story 10x better than summary. BlazexEdge.

A collection of stories, centered around the adventures and legends of the Dovahkiin and Serana. Final Arc: Nero and Serana are getting married. But with the storm clouds of war forming, can Nero make it to the altar in time? Note: As of now this is the final arc to this story collection. One Day I may add more, but for now, thank you to all my readers. You made this awesome!

Have you ever wanted to live in a game? To become a God in another world? To lose yourself in a place so real, that you never want to leave? But ... What if you couldn't get out?

Christmas time is here and Artemis gets himself into trouble when he tells a lie to not disappoint his mother. Now needing the help of Holly, will they be able to get through the holiday season passing off the elf as his girlfriend? But when the lie spreads to more extreme measures on its own, Artemis and Holly realize that maybe they aren't acting as much as they think. A/H!

The story of that crazy kid from Vault 101 in the Capital Wasteland.

Alex's father was her whole world. She couldn't imagine her life without him - silly beard and all. When he suddenly disappears from the Vault, she sets out to find him only to become tangled up in his past. *Fallout 3 retelling with some tweaks and changes and some unhealthy Burke/FLW* *Under COMPLETE Reconstruction*

The fifth blight has come! And now all the races of Ferelden must unite if they are to survive. Under the leadership of an inexperienced young Dalish hunter, the Grey Wardens must dethrone the usurper, Loghain, defeat the darkspawn horde, kill the archdemon, and survive each other... Easy right? Wrong! (Features all Wardens except Surana. I do my best to keep it original.)

When Azzanadra took a trip to the Jaldraocht Pyramid, he didn't expect to end up as a bystander in his own head, on a mission to uncover something that's existence is entirely unconfirmed with a bunch of people he didn't like. Life can be cruel sometimes.

Law se reencuentra con una vieja amiga suya, tras un suceso inesperado, ¿Que sentimientos despertara esta joven en el capitan de los Heart Pirates?

"To the Sol Alliance and all of Humanity, greetings. I am Harbinger and I have traveled across the galaxy to meet you." Shepard wasn't the first to reach the Catalyst, eons ago, someone else did and they chose synthesis, embedding the desire in the Reapers. They've searched for organics to merge with ever since and now they've found them. AU, First Contact, Humans / Reapers

A man loses a bet and comes up with the ultimate plan: To novelize an anime to appease the wishes of his abusive subconscious. Can he make it in time?

Some monsters are born, others are created. Kaneki Ken never wanted to hurt anyone, he just wanted to live a peaceful life of obscurity with his mother. But then the doves came and twisted him into something he never wanted to be - a monster. Can such a lost soul ever find true happiness? AU where Kaneki is a born hybrid and Rize is his mother. Manga spoilers.

After the battle with Count Saazbaum, the world stood at the very edge of its own destruction. With the Martians' victory so close, the fate of Terrans now lie in the hands of young Inaho who awoke after months of sleep. Will his wits be enough to take on the Orbital Knights or will the Terrans be enslaved by its now ruling invaders?

The group stages an intervention for Alistair who feels like he is being bullied by Dog. Completely probable. Lots of light vibes and happy feelings :)

What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.

The Battle for Hoover Dam is over. House won. Now he and his smooth-talking Courier must band together and solidfy their grip on the new fledgling nation. A new age has dawned, and there's work to be done...

An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.

Follow Player Name in his quest to find his father, Liam Neeson.

After a very unfortunate turn of events, I find myself hip deep in the Mass Effect universe. Why could I possibly be here? How can one teenager and an unexpected companion possibly have an effect in Mass Effect? I hope I find out soon. T for language [As of 3/8/18, in the process of revising early chapters.]

Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)

A young man called Mainiac97 enters RuneScape like any other person, but from the start it is obvious he isn't normal. Evil forces are gathering, creatures are going insane, darkness approaches, and it all seems to centre on him... COMPLETE!

Haunted by anger and guilt, the Lone Wanderer leaves the Capital Wasteland, Westward-bound with one thing on his mind: closure. Elsewhere, the Courier narrowly escapes death in a small graveyard. Together, they will shape the fate of the Mojave Wasteland.

...when you ask him to go to the local pharmacy to buy you pads. Yes, THOSE kind of pads. - A series of one-shots depicting Soul and Maka's trust in one another

Four years after ISAF crushes Erusia, Mobius 1, the legendary ace who helped bring the war to a close disappears. Now, a year later, the CircumPacific War starts… Crossover with ACE 04 and 5 with references to Zero. NO LONGER ON HIATUS! CHAPTER 24 UP!

An alternate universe. L and Raito meet under different circumstances.

When Legolas and Aragorn are captured by trolls while crossing their territory, the two friends must use all of the skills, cunning and endurance, not to mention luck, that they possess just to survive.

A girl goes on a journey through Runescape where she has to learn how to survive in this strange world. Summary sucks. Story is much better. Revised! Pen name was Calime07.

A time travel story in which Anakin Skywalker is sent to the future to witness the consequences of his actions.

Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!

Éomer of Rohan has come to Gondor to find a suitable queen: beautiful, elegant, regal and always courteous and polite... Instead he encounters an unusual young princess and a danger that threatens his very life.

Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.

COMPLETE! After defeating Naraku, Inuyasha demands the Shikon jewel. Once he gets it he seems to make a wish, but nothing happened? Did he make a wish? Did the jewel refuse to grant it? IYKag MirSan

*COMPLETE* A man full of hatred and bent on revenge is after Aragorn and will stop at nothing to see the king of Gondor completely destroyed!

Late one night, Gandalf brings a very ill Ranger to the closest refuge, Bag End, knowing that Bilbo is immune to this illness... but Gandalf is unaware that a tweenager is now living there. NO slash, sex, profanity, violence

Complete Kikyo's a nurse, Miroku's a surgeon (the hands on sort), Inuyasha's a doctor, Sango's the peskiest patient in the world and Shippo is a kid who 'doesn't talk', and kagome has 28 days to live. And this is a humour fic?

What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.

The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.