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Joined 09-18-14, id: 6123833, Profile Updated: 07-01-21
Author has written 3 stories for Gravity Falls, Doctor Who, and Mass Effect.

Hello! Name's Eli. Other aliases: chronautist, tenorth, and once-upon-a-time I went by surlock, dalekanim, or dalekships.

A lot of my interests involve science fiction, science in general, as well as language, linguistics, and conlangs (created or invented language). Within the purely fictional realm, a lot of that is Doctor Who, Spiderverse, and Mass Effect currently. I've got definite soft spots for heavy science stuff and historical fiction, though.

A brief summary of me:

Once a mechanical-engineer-in-training who has since become a turncoat and defected to the creative arts.
Amateur logician (specifically syllogistic logic, but general rationality as well) and amateur linguist.
Cosplayer, as well as random arts-and-crafts-and-other-DIY-er.
Musician (piano, violin, guitar).
Casual gamer. (Mass Effect is the most popular right now.)
Oh, and I really, REALLY like ginger soda.

I also post my fics on ao3 under dalekanim.

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An Old Prothean Trick by Cause-and-Author reviews
"We're losing this war, Shepard, everybody knows it. But we have an idea for how to fight it better next time." One-Shot, AU. With the war against the Reapers already lost, humanity reuses an old Prothean Trick.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,643 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/8/2018 - Shepard - Complete
Send In The Clones by Sanctus Cecidit reviews
Due to nothing more than a silly administrative error, two men found out the terrible truth behind their jobs at RED and BLU. Letting others know their dreadful secret could mean their deaths- but secrets have a way of getting out. There is only one way Medic can survive- he has to trust a member of the enemy team, and a backstabbing, murderous, slimy two-faced snake of a Spy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 114,732 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Medic, Spy, Heavy - Complete
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Chess and Language reviews
Mordin and Shepard forge a strange friendship over late-night talks, chess, and language. Also featuring several chapters exploring other missions and their consequences, and several chapters exploring friendships between other crew members (notably Chakwas and Mordin), and also features multiple still-in-development, author-created languages. Sort of one-shots, sort of not.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 113,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 7/1 - Garrus V., Mordin S., Shepard, Dr. Chakwas
January 22, 1973 (A Day with the Doctor)
A very rapidly-written Mother's Day present. My mother dislikes the traditional cards and flowers, so I wrote her into a Doctor Who adventure instead. (A couple friends wanted to read it, so I promised I'd post it.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,897 - Published: 5/18/2017 - 12th Doctor - Complete
I Won't Make You Fake ID's reviews
Dipper/Alcor gets summoned by a couple of kids who want an easy ticket into a demonology convention. Originally written for a Transcendence AU prompt on tumblr. Contains very mild language and brief, but possibly disturbing violence (particularly to younger readers) at the end of Chapter 2. (Note: Updated; now has chapter 2!)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,169 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete