Do you want to hear a crazy story one that makes? One that makes no sense whatsoever.

Well, let's start at the beginning.

I had just gone to a yard sale and found a bunch of toys I found interesting so naturally, I bought them and the lady that sold them to me also threw in a couple of bags she wanted to get rid of.

So she put all of the toys in one of the bags and put all of the other bags inside another bag.

So after paying for everything and walking home nothing was out of the ordinary except that the moment I was about to put my key in I suddenly found myself in the middle of nowhere.

[Okay in my defense, I just have to make abundantly clear that I was just standing in front of my house a d then I was in the middle of nowhere.]

Okay moving on, so I did the same thing all of you would do, I began to walk around calling out to anyone that could hear me.

So after a while, I just gave up and I remembered the bags filled with toys.

So I looked inside the one filled with toys and I found a dice that had up to twenty sides and I rolled it.

Four times the highest number would be the direction I would go in.

So I ended up going north and I found myself arriving at a town filled with people.

By this point, it shouldn't have surprised me that everyone was dressed in the clothes a person would see in old medieval movies.

So there I was in a town filled with people I've never seen before wearing clothes that made me stick out like a blue dot on a red sheet of paper.

Anyway, since I had nothing better to do I decided to look for a place that I could get something to drink.

So after asking a couple of people, someone pointed at a nearby bar, and unfortunately for me, it was a bar filled with muscular women.

I mean I started working out because I wanted to lose weight so I'm not fat at least not anymore but they were bodybuilders.

That was the first thing I noticed about them, the second thing I noticed was the fact that they were all either wearing bikinis or what could only be called impractical armor.

Anyway, I was thirsty so I ignored their strange looks and walked up to the bartender who laughed at me for asking her for some water.

She said it was free before calming down and said that I didn't look like I was from around here.

(Speech change)

"Yeah you could say that" I answered her

I noticed her expression change before going under the counter and taking an old sheet of parchment out and putting it in front of me.

"I'll take a whiled guess you don't have any money if you're interested I have a job no ones wanted to do because it's cheap"

I looked at her but the woman just poured me another glass of water.

"Don't worry it's something small, all that you have to do is go east until you find the blue rock and bring it back"

"It's the favorite you some guys kid lost when they were playing out there."

"Even if you don't find it the pay is enough for a place to stay for the night and some food in the morning," she says to me

(Look I had already rolled the dice one that day and it worked, so I figured why not)

The bartender looked at me curiously as to what I was about to do when I reached into my poker and took out the dice.

She watched me rolled it and it landed on eleven.

"Alright I'll do it," I said to her

"Great just come back when you're done and I'll pay you," she said to me

As I was about to leave I dropped when I realized that I didn't know which way east was.

Last time I had just assumed the way I went was north so I went that way.

The bartender just laughed and pointed in the direction I had to go

1-5: The entire place is covered with blue rocks

6- 10: Someone followed me for no reason other than they were bored

11- 15: there's a giant wall

16- 20: I get lost