"Waite, so let me get this straight"
'You have been in this school for how long and you haven't slept with any of the girls there?" Jaune listened to his childhood friend
Jaune wanted to believe that he was asking him to make sure that he had heard this right, not because he thought that Jaune was a loser because he hadn't slept with anyone yet, but rather that he believed that Jaune was that kind of guy.
Yet as the two looked at one another Jaune could see the expression on his old friend slowly change.
"Jaune I have an idea"
"Hold on before you say no" Jaune heard his old friend say to him when he noticed that Jaune was about to stop him from saying anything else.
'Listen, the chances of this blowing up on our faces is high, and we could both end up dead, but if we don't"
"It's going t be one hell of a story"
Jane looked at his old friend for a moment, but he knew that the guy would leave tomorrow so what harm could one crazy night do.
"Alright I'm in," Jaune said to his old friend
"Alright, bartender One Red Bull Hunt!"
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The room was quiet the four of them just laid on the bed staring at the wall, the one thought they all shared was.
"What happened last night?"
Jaune and his team had gone to meet an old friend of his who was visiting the city of Vale they did the usual thing they greeted each other, walked around, and ended their reunion at a reastaurant\ bar.
So how did he end up win bed with three women, one of them being his teacher, another being his teammate and the last one looked like Weiss but older.
Jaune heard his scroll ring and thankfully Pyrrha handed it to him ad immediately Jaune let out a breath of relief he didn't know he was keeping in
It was the very same person he had gone to see yesterday, Jaune immediately answered his childhood friend's call and placed it on speaker so that the girls in the room could hear his friend's explanation.
Instead, the first thing they heard was the sound of gunfire and explosions.
"Jaune!"
"If you're alive, I need you to tell me what happened last night!" Jaune heard his childhood friend scream before he heard the voices of several women screaming after him.
"Look, I woke up with a bunch of girls I don't know and somehow we're married!" the explosions continued.
"Look if you don't know what happened!" his old friend stopped talking
"Call your friend Ren and see what he knows! Shit!" and that was it Jaune looked at his scroll as his old friend hung up.
"Did he say married?" Winter said as she looked at her hands and her mind immediately stopped working.
Seeing her reaction and the ring she had on her right hand both Pyrrha and Glinda immediately looked at their hands.
'I can't believe this" Glinda said before turning to look at Jaune
"I take it no one remembers what happened," she said to everyone in the room but no one answered her.
"I think we should all get dressed, but first Jaune call that other friend of yours maybe he knows what happened last night," Winter said to Jaune who instantly did what she told him
"Ren" Jaune said
"Jaune I'm glad you called" Jaune could hear the shock in Ren's voice and he could already guess what happened
"Let me guess you married," Jaune asked Ren, there was an immediate pause
"You too?" Ren aksed Jaune
"Do you know what we did?' Jaune asked Ren
"I was hoping you knew," Ren said to Jaune after a moment the two of them hung up their scrolls
Jaune was about to ask the women in the room if they had anything in their scrolls when he noticed that someone had sent him a video, luckily for him, he hadn't opened it yet.
He noticed that the girls already had their scrolls and were looking at something judging by how all of them had shocked expressions and that the videos they were looking at all sounded the same he figured they had all received the same thing.
Jaune immediately pressed play and his mouth fell open as he saw himself along with every woman in the room plus Ren- Nora and Yang except it wasn't just them.
There was also his old friend along with three other women, every single person except for the lawyer and the priest was completely drunk.
"Okay I don't want to get a lawsuit after this so I'm sending this to each of you," the lawyer said to them before they all noded
"Now everyone understands that a Red Bull Hunt can't be undone until a certain time has passed" the priests plained to them, but they were all so drunk that every word they said sounded like gibberish
Then the ceremony continued and then they heard the [pries declare them husbands and wives.
[[[Elsewhere]]
'hey you were right, he hasn't gotten any closer to getting you any great-grandchildren" Mark said, toJaune's grandfather
"Oh that remember the story you told me the Red Bull Hunt well your grandson is now married to not one but three beautiful women" Mark stopped talking as the old man began to scream at him
"Don't worry, I chose the bar knowing those two women would be there the fact that his teammate and partner was there was a bonus"
"Oh Glynda Goodwithc- Winter Schnee and Pyrrha Nikos"
there was a long silence but thankfully it was long enough for Mark to be able to use it so that he could hear the snapping of dry leaves before a bullet pierced his skull.
The women were trying to kill him, but he was nothing more than an illusion now, so they would never be able to find his real self at least not until they finally calmed down enough so they could talk this out.
"If its okay with all of you I would like to speak with Jaune" Winter said to Glynda and Pyrrha
Jaune felt his heart and mind stop as he looked into Winters cold yet soft blue eyes.
"My family was me to marry for politics and money, you are the perfect excuse'
"Now you have either drugged me and those to" don't look at me with that look as if implying that I did this to us," Winter said June as she noticed that he was about to protest.
"'Regardless, I am willing to make this work, but I will not tolerate an affair"
"You have three wives now"
"I have duties to attend to and will contact you when the time is right, do you have anything to say," Winter said to Jaune, but Jaune hadn't processed all of this yet so he didn't say anything.
With nothing else to say Winter was the first one to leave the hotel, she said her goodbyes to Glynda and Pyrrha before leaving them behind.
Glynda turned and saw Pyrrha.
"I need some time alone, to process everything. I'll see the two of you after I have my mind clear" Glynda said to the two Huntsman in training before she too left the hotel
finally, it was just Pyrrha and Jaune Jaune who wanted to say something to Pyrrha but everything had happened so suddenly that try as he might he couldn't think about what to say.
His mind stopped working again the moment Pyrrha turned and hugged him.
Pyrrha never stopped hugging him, but she did separate herself enough so that the two of them could see each other.
"My mom told me about this, the drunken wedding, it's supposed to be an event when a huntsman gets drunk and wakes up marrying another huntsman"
"I promise to be the best wife, and be the number one," Pyrrha said to Jaune who just smiled at her and returned her hug
Unbeknownst to all of them, several people received a phonecall along with pictures