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The Code by Aduro reviews
AU,6th yr. Draco has a secret, he's a genius. Bill Weasley has a secret, he's a spy for the Order, and he's teaching Draco's Ancient Runes class. 6th year brings debate class, mystery, horcruxes, etc. The story is complete, but I am currently editing and commenting on the chapters. All newly revised chapters are at the END of the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 336,689 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 10/21 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Draco M., Bill W. - Complete
Humans: Mysterious and Terrifying by Reid Phantom reviews
Allura cares deeply for her paladins. However, she cant help but find their species bizarre, disturbing, and sometimes downright horrifying the more she learns about them. Random oneshots and drabbles based around those "Aliens find humans weird or scary" theories from Tumblr because I have no self-restraint. Suggestions welcome. Latest Chapter: What Are Sleep-overs?
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 11/10/2018 - Published: 8/3/2016 - Complete
Sleepwalker by Ellie Oh reviews
For better or for worse, Ginny has always done what she thought was right. Too bad that fake "Weasley Curse" from childhood seemed to have a way of catching up with her. Ron always did say she had the worst luck. D/G, slight AU, set during the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,160 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Twixt Truth and Dark Deceit by another fine mess reviews
AU, fem!Draco, Slytherin!Harry. There's a Cerberus on the third floor, Harry's broom wants him dead, and he's got a bet with Draco that might kill him. First year at Hogwarts looks like it'll be very interesting, if only he can survive it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 91,128 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 11/2/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S.
Nora's Arc by Nutshop reviews
What if it was Nora that found Jaune in the Emerald Forest? Join our lovable members Nora and Jaune of Team JNPR as they partner up and set sail on the silliest adventure at their time at Beacon Academy! Ch 34: "Those smiley spice things don't make people happy at all! It was all a lie Ren... A LIIIIEEE!"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 198,066 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Nora V., Jaune A.] L. Ren, Team RWBY
Larger Matters by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, Draco and Luna friendship. Luna knows Draco is trying to apologize to her for her imprisonment in the dungeons beneath Malfoy Manor. But she doesn't think his apology is important. There are so many larger, more important things. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/8/2015 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Get Older by Ellie Oh reviews
Lily is having something of a breakdown, unsure of where she fits as graduation looms closer. Severus is quiet, taking his new lonesomeness in stride. Can a simple, accidental meeting reunite old friends? Or will their lives continue to get in the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,363 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
We Will Never Be Friends by Story Please reviews
James Potter and Sirius Black are making Snape miserable, as usual. But when the Greasy Git comes face-to-face with the monster who nearly killed him a couple of years before, is it possible that he's found an unlikely ally? Perhaps Hagrid was onto something- after all monsters often make the best of friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/10/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Severus S. - Complete
A Dream of Running Water by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU after HBP. Driven nearly mad by his bitterness against the Dark Lord, Draco becomes a spy for the Order of the Phoenix. The device they sneak him to aid in his reports has unpredictable side-effects—like allowing Draco to dream of a landscape with a river running through it. That would be soothing, if Potter wasn't there. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,684 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. Satire. Parody. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 218,497 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 8,803 - Follows: 4,830 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
An Auror Like This by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry started talking to Pansy Parkinson because he thought she could help him understand his relationship with Draco. He never thought he'd also end up gaining a friend. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/1/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Pansy P. - Complete
Elyon by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Story 2 of the His Names series. In the wake of Zim's execution, a new belief is spreading like a weed. Red intends to uproot every last bit of it, but nightmares trouble his sleep, and a new ability leaves him questioning his sanity.
Crossover - Bible & Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,380 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Jesus, Red - Complete
Jaune Arc: Hero of Vytal by Kartofel von Kouch reviews
Being from a family of heroes, Jaune had long ago realized that heroism wasn't all it was cracked up to be. It was just plain sense to take a safer course in life. Unfortunately, nobody bothered to tell him that the world just didn't make sense. Inspired by the Ciaphas Cain series of Warhammer 40K. (pairings undecided)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,817 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
Oath Breaker II: Dawn and Twilight by Goblin Cat KC reviews
HP:DM. After Voldemort's death and the war's end, in a world where Draco's family are known dark wizards, Harry learns to live with the Malfoys. The Malfoys learn to live with Harry. The rest of the world learns to deal. ::sequel to Oath Breaker::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,758 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Forgotten Boy by Kallanit reviews
Harry's twin brother is regarded as the Boy-Who-Lived. No one is aware of Harry, whose very existence has been forgotten, except by the Potter house elves. When Severus Snape finds out about Harry, he sees this as a chance to escape Dumbledore's control. Captivated by the little boy, he takes it upon himself to give Harry the father he needs. SS/HP father/son relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,500 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 5,146 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rag Doll by cheekymice reviews
Tony finds himself cut off from the rest of the team when Vance sends him on a difficult and unpleasant undercover assignment.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,666 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
What's So Civil About War Anyway? by icbiwf reviews
Panem, Pennsylvania, 1862: When all of her trading partners in town leave to join the Union army, Katniss Everdeen supports her family the only way she can: by enlisting to serve herself. Hoping desperately to avoid anyone from home who might recognize and expose her, what happens when she's assigned to the same company as the boy with the bread?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,986 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 10/14/2012 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] - Complete
The Bet by Emerald Ashes reviews
"We all know Potter's had his eye on Evans for years. He's like a boy pulling his crush's pigtails, always playing pranks to get her attention. Besides, all that fighting and arguing must come from somewhere." "I could say the same thing about Potter and Snape," Slughorn pointed out. "That's hardly the same thing, Horace," McGonagall said. "Would you bet on that?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/24/2013 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
That We Might Shine by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, Snape as Harry's father. Some thought the world lost after the Dark Lord killed Neville Longbottom, the prophecy child. Only Severus Snape, the Dark Lord's Potions master, knew about the child Lily Potter had given birth to in the prisoners' pens before she died—and who his father was. A Death Eater's son becomes the secretly reared and hidden savior. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,295 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 118 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
You-Know-Who by Emerald Ashes reviews
All names come from somewhere.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Complete
Nothing by Emerald Ashes reviews
They say that identical twins can feel when the other is injured. George Weasley wished that were true.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/8/2013 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 576 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Parallel by trollnexus reviews
HPDM. After all these years, Dudley has finally figured out how to contact Harry, and he just wants to make things right. Harry is nervous about the reunion dinner, but Draco is the best support one can have. One-shot, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] [Dudley D., OC] - Complete
The Masks We Wear by NiceThorn reviews
Zuko discovers his uncle's betrayal. Plot divergence at Ba Sing Se. Prince and Princess team up and stay that way, now with 100% more of our favourite blue fire. You might find chapters 14 and 28 interesting. Likely to be somewhat dark, or at least in the shade. Eventually continuing years past the comet. NOW WITH SIDE STORIES, check the links on my profile.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,318 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - [Zuko, Azula]
A spoonful of sugar by emletish reviews
...helps the medicine go down. Or so Ursa thought. But she has just taken a job as nanny to the Bei Fong's mysterious daughter. She discovers that when dealing with Toph Bei Fong - a giant heap of sugar is a more appropriate measurement. The tale of Ursa after the firenation and Toph before she was an earth bending master, told in a series of drabbles. fits with stalking universe
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,595 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Toph, Ursa
A Matter of House by Emerald Ashes reviews
In which Bellatrix Black and Molly Prewett were sorted into Hufflepuff, and the world changed ever-so-slightly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Bellatrix L., Molly W. - Complete
Circular by trollnexus reviews
In the aftermath of the war, Draco falters, falls, and flies again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Draco M. - Complete
Deep as the Sea by rgm0005 reviews
'And I've removed the filter from your eyes which covered them before, so now, you'll easily distinguish between gods and men.' After the power of the Mist began to weaken, the demigods found themselves in the middle of a whole new world.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,669 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - H. Dresden, Percy J.
A Family Thing by Emerald Ashes reviews
The trouble with large families is that nothing you do is ever truly unique. To fill the time during prefect rounds, post-war Ginny and Draco begrudgingly hold a civil conversation which quickly turns competitive...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Tangent Lines by trollnexus reviews
HPDM slash, EWE. Draco built himself a cottage by a forest after the war in order to distract himself from his circular thoughts and provide himself some shelter from a world that does not want him. Not all circles are bad, however. The circle his arms made around Potter's torso as they escaped the Fiendfyre was nice, for example. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,502 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Thickening Shadows by Wayward-Assbutt reviews
Nico Di Angelo made the ultimate sacrifice when he chose to be the one to close the Doors of Death; and it didn't go unnoticed. The Man in the Moon brought him back, but what for? With Pitchs' return, Nico will have to find out soon, or lose himself to the thickening shadows. COMPLETE
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,121 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Nico A., Jack Frost - Complete
Frost Flower Funeral by princessofthedeadsheep reviews
Jack had believers before the events of the movie...they just aren't interested in having fun. WARNING: Suicides
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 167 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Worthy by D3stiny-Sm4sher reviews
"I know she can be hard to deal with some times - you know how stubborn she is - but especially after the last time I saw her, I just have this feeling that she's hurting down on the inside somewhere. She's a good girl at heart. I think Aang was the first person to see that, but it's up to all of us to keep that in mind. I think that we're the only family she has at this point."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
Supplemental Rules and Regulations by Sekhem reviews
It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009
If I Knew You Were Coming, I'd've Baked a Cake by Pitry reviews
It was funny to call it normal, but life can be funny sometimes: that was what Lavender had said, and Dudley, who knew he wasn't very clever, was bound to agree with her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Dudley D., Lavender B. - Complete
Age Play by LaylaBinx reviews
Tony and the others discover some shocking news regarding their Captain. Rated for Tony's mouth :p
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 271 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Six hugs a day keeps the doctor away by LulaMadison reviews
PAIRINGS: None. SUMMARY: Loki isn't feeling great. Tony, being the helpful & generally annoying guy he is, decides that all Loki needs to cheer him up is a distraction, so he talks Loki into teaching him magic, but not everything goes to plan. A follow up to 'Better Teamwork Through Dragon Hunting' & 'I took an arrow to the eye', but written like a standalone fic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Looking Glass Wars by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
Two-Shot. His mother is gone. His uncle is missing. And Zuko runs for his very life.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
I took an arrow to the eye by LulaMadison reviews
TITLE: I used to be a god, but then I took an arrow to the eye. PAIRINGS: None. SUMMARY: Clint wants to shoot Loki in the eye socket as payment for everything he put him through. Loki agrees it's a fair price. NOTE: Technically a sequel to my fic "Better teamwork Through Dragon Hunting" but this is written like a standalone fic so it doesn't matter if you haven't read that one.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Elusive Words by Anti-Kryptonite reviews
There's a disconnect between the thoughts swirling through River's head and the words that pour from her mouth, but there's something very important she needs to tell Simon.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,250 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - River, Simon - Complete
Not Stalking Zuko by emletish reviews
Katara keeps a journal of all the shenanigans that the Gaang run into. Chapter 49: there is much talk about the future - now that the war is over and everything is changing. Hakoda and Zuko talk. Katara decides that some things in life are worth the risk.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 429,313 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
princess of mine by emletish reviews
After her mother leaves, Azula doesn't miss her. Really. Azula instead goes through a klepto phase and has a small crime spree. Azula cannot express her feelings in words and so she expresses them through other means. fits in with the stalking universe.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,782 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Azula, Zuko
notes on a daughter by emletish reviews
a companion piece to -not stalking Zuko- this is what Katara read. It is better to be feared than loved. Ozai starts training Azula in her special lessons. She has mixed feelings, but she learns. Warning animals and people are hurt and it's a bit creepy
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Azula, Ozai
Stalking Zuko by emletish reviews
Katara has developed a new hobby. At the Western Air Temple she takes to stalking Zuko. Much silliness and shenanigans follow. In chapter 20: Katara and Zuko return home to the others. Katara hates the F word and she comes to a decision regarding Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,671 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Catharsis by Bil reviews
Aftermath of PS. An eleven-year-old boy killed a man and all they did was pat him on the head and send him off to bed. Severus finds himself put in the uncomfortable role of Father Confessor. SS, HP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bone Jumping by The DayDreaming reviews
Press conferences wherein the singular presences of Alfred F. Jones and Ivan Braginski came together could always be termed, ah…interesting. Or: why Russia needs remedial courses on sexual harassment. xXx RussiaxAmerica
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/3/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Ayam by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Story 1 of the His Names series. Zim finds himself stripped of everything, locked in an underground laboratory, and screaming at a voice only he can hear. He demands the identity of the speaker, but the answer may be more than he bargained for.
Crossover - Bible & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,370 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Jesus, Zim, Dib - Complete
CinderWhattheHell a by Meltha reviews
During the trio’s wanderings in book seven, Ron gets Hermione to explain that disease-sounding Muggle fairy tale. Very mildly Ron-Hermione with slight Harry-Ginny undertones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 159 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Killing Moon by NeverNever reviews
Harry Potter's saving-people-thing is set to become the bane of Draco Malfoy's life - alongside Dark Lords, werewolves, ex-teachers, Horcruxes and not-dead-enough ancestors. HP/DM slash. Set post-HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 156,048 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
The First Secret by robot iconography reviews
The first secret: the dinosaurs really do talk."
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2009 - River, Wash - Complete
The Plutonian Shore by Youko-Kokuryuuha reviews
And so he sat there, on the plutonian shore, turning the piteous screams of the dead over and over again in his head. The downfall of a king was never graceful. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Nico A. - Complete
Beasts and Men by skyle reviews
[Main story summary: the turtles wake up mysteriously human.] *Chapter 6 Up!* Angel spills what she knows of the Volpehart story-while surrounded by damp and half-naked teenage boys-yet another Foot Headquarters break-in plan is hatched, and the ex-turtles are forced to hit the mall. Pity the mall.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
The Frog PrInWhatWayDoesThatMakeSense nce by Meltha reviews
During book seven’s horcrux hunt, Hermione tells Harry and Ron the story of the Frog Prince.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Oath Breaker by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Slash. HP:DM, LM:SS. At the start of seventh year, the Malfoys perform a dramatic doublecross and Draco educates Harry in dark magic. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 197,987 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Code Breaker by Aduro reviews
Sequel to The Code. Draco's part of a team of code breakers, translating messages from Ministry spies overseas because of Death Eater threats. Bill is a contact in France.7th year, not HBP compliant, summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 181,015 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Draco M., Bill W. - Complete
In The Box by Dyce reviews
Not everybody who captures the Serenity crew is an evil torturing fiend... although a sense of humour can be almost as bad. Short standalone for comedic purposes.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Ghetto Romeo and Juliet by hermyandronforevr reviews
This is a ghetto twist on the ever popular "Romeo and Juliet." Rated PG-13 for language, mild drug use, and slight sexual references.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2005
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Of Dreams that Frighten reviews
Severus Snape died protecting Lily's son—or so he thought. He wakes up eleven again, confusing what was with what could be. Through his memories, which may or may not come to pass, he must work to change Fate before history as he remembers unfolds again. Pairing undecided. Now crossposted on AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,868 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 11/14 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S.
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