I do not own anything in these stories. All rights go to the creator Chris Savino and the current showrunner, Michael Rubiner. Oh, and I do apologize for the last few chapters by the way, and I just wanted to get those out of the way so the story can continue.
Before the events, it starts with Lori sitting down on a table in the library as a spotlight shines on her and begins to give out a special announcement.
And Lori started talking to the viewers, "Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen in the last few chapters, it was overall just a bunch of weird stuff going on including trying to solve my son's secret shame. We were just taking a break from a bunch of loudness here in the house, and I helped Lily find some new playmates to overcome her daycare problems. The thing is, a child at the age of 11 can become incontinent, fecal and urinary wise, and can even suffer from nocturnal enuresis. And there are certain children out there past the age of two who are not potty trained. And for the past few days, we all took a break from being loud and obnoxious and spent that time just having a day of peace here in the house and just having my younger sisters and my son be Lily's playmates so she can be all set to have herself some playmates at daycare. And yes, a child can never forget about his or her childhood days, even when the child is still wetting and messing himself or is being treated like a baby past the age of two. And we do apologize for what happened earlier. It was just very crazy. So with that out of the way, we can continue on. Thank you for your cooperation."
With that, Lori finished up her announcement.
It was Monday, October 20, 1986 at Royal Woods Elementary School. Ronnie Anne was walking over to the cafeteria and noticed that everybody was looking excited for something.
Ronnie Anne walks over to Lincoln and Clyde who looked most excited, "Hey, Lincoln. Any idea why is everybody acting all excited?"
"Guess what, Ronnie Anne?! Today's the day that our classmate Chandler is handing out invites to his birthday party. It's at the sewage treatment plant where his dad works!" Lincoln exclaimed.
But Ronnie Anne was shocked upon this, "A birthday party at a sewage treatment factory?"
"I know! It's gonna be epic!" Lincoln exclaimed.
"I hear the facilities can process five hundred metric tons of human waste a day!" Clyde exclaimed.
"I hear they have a secret room for the mutant animals they find in the sewers!" Lincoln added.
"And plus, I hear, if you take off your mask in there, the stink will burn off your nose hairs!" Clyde added.
"I really hope we get invited!" Lincoln exclaimed.
But Ronnie Anne was against the idea, "Not to crush on your dreams, Lincoln, but don't you think that might be a bit I don't know... hazardous for your health?!"
"It'll be fine, Ronnie Anne. Chandler's dad will be handing out hazmat suits," Clyde replied.
"Oh, well. That's alright. But I still think that a sewage treatment plant is a lousy place to have a party," Ronnie Anne complained but the lights suddenly turn off, and a kid plays music while many kids cheer.
"It's happening!" Clyde and Lincoln hold hands, but a bunch of sweat from Clyde's hand appears, "Oh, ha ha, sorry, sweaty palms."
The doors open, and Chandler walks in. The students gasp upon his entrance, "Put on your galoshes, people..." Chandler busts out galoshes and tosses them in the air, "...'cuz it's time to party!" and one of the students grabs a galosh as the others look on in awe. Chandler holds out a plunger and passes the invites out with it, "Darren! Miguel! Mollie! Girl Jordan! Boy Jordan! Kyle! Kat!" and finally, he goes over to Ronnie Anne, "Oh, hello there. Haven't seen you around before."
Chandler holds Ronnie Anne's hand but Ronnie Anne pulls it back, feeling uncomfortable, "Pleased to meet you! I'm Ronnie Anne. Thanks for noticing!'
"You know, I'm having a birthday party in a couple of days," Chandler hands Ronnie Anne an invitation, "You wanna come?"
Ronnie Anne then declines the invitation, "No thank you. I don't know about you but I don't want to be partying in raw sewage. My father would get really upset at me."
"All right, then. Suit yourself, "Chandler takes the invitation back, "But, feel free to call me."
Ronnie Anne was very disgusted, "Ugh. Twerp."
"Okay. And the last two invites go to..." Chandler plunges them and walks over to Lincoln and Clyde as they eagerly squeal but then walks away from them, "...Joy and Jen!
Lincoln and Clyde are devastated as the birthday boy leaves and the kid playing the music turns it off and the lights come back on.
Lincoln felt crushed within himself, "We can probably stop holding hands now."
At Gus's Games & Grub, Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and Clyde are playing video games with not being invited still on their minds.
"I don't get it. How could Chandler not invite us?" Lincoln asked soberly, "I loaned him a pencil in math class and held the bathroom door open for him!"
"And I made eye contact with him everyday! Like this, "Clyde takes off his glasses revealing his astigmatic eyes, "Who wouldn't want this face at a party?"
Suddenly, Lori enters wearing her employee outfit, "Hi, kids."
Lincoln then spoke downtrodden, "Hey, Mom."
"Guess what?! I got myself a promotion and I am now a top class employee here at this arcade and pizzeria! Now I can get myself enough money to buy a new dress for the big dance this Friday! The theme is "Romance Under the Sea", and Bobby and I are going to be the Sea King and Queen. It's gonna be the greatest night ever!"
Suddenly, Mr. Gamesngrub called for her, "Hey, Loud! Can you get back to work please? If you got time to lean, you got time to clean.
This causes Lori to rush over, "Coming!" before she goes back to Lincoln, "Oh, I almost forgot. Employees get free tokens every shift. You guys can have mine," and she goes ahead and gives Lincoln her tokens and leaves as Clyde comes to.
Lincoln then became more optimistic, "Thanks, Mom! Clyde, check it out! Free tokens from my mother!"
"I have to say, Lori is such a great person," Clyde replied while he was playing Dig-Dug.
Later, Lincoln and Clyde were both playing Skeeball and Clyde sinks a ball in one of the point holes.
Clyde cheered out after he sinks a ball in one of the point holes, "Woo-hoo! Yeah! All right!"
"Wow! Way to go, Clyde!" Lincoln cheered.
"By the way, I'm saving my tickets to buy your mother that bobblehead pig," Clyde points to the indicated prize which looks less than appealing while horror sting music plays, "Ooh, I hope she doesn't already have one!"
But Lincoln was concerned, "Are you going to be okay with Mom in a higher position here?"
"Sure. She'll be able to serve me anything if I have enough money."
"Here you go, hon. Free pizza and root beers," Lori served them the free pizza and root beers, "Just my way of saying thanks for helping me get this new position.
As she walks off, just then, Chandler walks up to their table, "Hey, Larry."
Lincoln started speaking bitterly, "It's Lincoln. The guy who held the bathroom door for you?
"Hmm...I don't remember that," Chandler remarked, "Hey, did I just see you get free pizza?
"Yeah, my mom has been working here since July but she got a higher position here," Lincoln replied.
"Man, that must be nice," Chandler remarked.
Just then, Lincoln gets an idea and gives Chandler Clyde's slice of pizza, "Here, why don't you take it?"
"Really? Why... thanks," Chandler takes the slice of pizza and walks off with it.
But Clyde started confessing with Lincoln, "Hey! Lori gave me that pizza! I was going to put it in my scrapbook!"
But Lincoln was still concerned, "Clyde, if we give Chandler all our freebies from Mommy, he might invite us to his sewage party after all."
Clyde started cheering out, "Brilliant! Man with the plan."
"You got that right!" Lincoln then bites into a breadstick, and then realizes..., "This was up your nose, wasn't it?"
Clyde unfortunately nods but Ronnie Anne became even more disgusted.
Chandler was playing Mappy but he loses after seven rounds.
MAPPY
マッピー
GAME OVER
INSERT ANOTHER TOKEN TO CONTINUE PLAYING.
Chandler checks his pockets only to find he has no tokens left, "Great! No tokens left!"
But luckily Chandler had help from... "Hey, Chandler. Need some tokens?" Lincoln offers him some tokens.
"Wow! Sweet. Thanks, Larry," Chandler takes the tokens and continued playing Mappy.
"I'll grab us some free drinks," Lincoln went over to the counter to get some from Lori.
Lori still spoke happily to Lincoln, "Here you go, Lincoln. Anything for my beautiful boy who helped me get a higher promotion."
Lincoln, Clyde, and Chandler all raise a toast with their drinks, "CHEERS!" and they all sip on their root beers.
Chandler then started explaining, "Hey, you guys are alright. You know, I'm having a birthday party this Tuesday..."
Lincoln and Clyde do a spit take and Lincoln was feigning unawareness, "It's your birthday? I had no idea."
Clyde was also feigning as well, "Me neither. I didn't know you were having a party at the sewage treatment plant..." but he realizes what he just said, "...I mean, wherever your dad works, I mean..."
But Lincoln decided to shut Clyde up, "Uh, Clyde, why don't we let Chandler finish what he was saying?"
Chandler then finished up what he was saying, "Yeah. So, my party. I was hoping that Ronnie Anne girl would come but she declined my offer."
Lincoln then realized something, "Wait, Ronnie Anne? That's the older sister of my family."
Chandler realized, "She is? Dude, you've got to score me a date with her!"
"If I do, will you let us in your party?" Lincoln asked him.
"Sure, I'll be cool upon that..." Chandler replied before he left.
The moment he leaves, the boys squeal and start dancing and singing, "We're goin' to the partay! We're goin' to the partay!"
However, they notice Chandler's still watching them and go back to laying back.
Cut to later in Lincoln's room with Ronnie Anne and she was shocked and angry, "You want me to do WHAT!?"
Lincoln was confessing with her, "It's just for this one time, Ronnie Anne! He said he'll let me and Clyde come to his party!"
"Forget it! I am not dating that twerp just so you can party in raw sewage!" Ronnie Anne yelled at them.
"Well, Ronnie Anne. Will you do it just to help your big brother?" Lincoln begged her and widens his eyes.
Ronnie Anne groans, "Fine. But just this once!"
"Yes!" Lincoln frantically shakes Ronnie Anne's hands, "Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Chandler will be at Gus' Game n Grub tomorrow after school!" and he dashes off, "See you there!"
Ronnie Anne started grumbling to herself, "Something tells me I'm gonna regret this..."
Tuesday, October 21, 1986
Lincoln and Clyde are waiting anxiously for Chandler to show up with their invites while Ronnie Anne sat by a table.
Lincoln then noticed Chandler coming, "Here he comes. Play it cool."
"Cool is my middle name," Clyde grabs a glass of water only for it to slip and splash him due to his sweaty palms.
Lincoln tried to greet Chandler as he entered, "Chandler, buddy! How's it go..."
But Chandler ignored him, "Ronnie Anne!, "and he sits down at her table, "I thought you weren't gonna make it!"
Ronnie Anne angrily mutters to herself, "Same to you..."
Lincoln started to confess, "Uh, Chandler. About those invitations?
"Huh?" Chandler realized, "Oh, yeah sure. Hey, you got anymore free tokens?"
"What?" Lincoln also realized something, "Oh, yeah. Sure," and he gives Chandler some more tokens.
"Thanks," Chandler takes the tokens and walks away, "I'll see you later, Lame-O!
Ronnie Anne shudders in anger to herself, "That lousy son of a bitch!"
Clyde still felt worried, "Where are the invitations?"
"He probably just forgot," Lincoln replied to him, "He's got a lot on his mind planning that big sewage party and all.
Ronnie Anne still muttered angrily to herself, "I'll be surprised if there's anything in his mind..."
"Hey, guys. I almost forgot..." Lincoln and Clyde smile hopefully for what they think is the moment of truth but Chandler actually told them, "...to ask for four root beers. Can you get us some from your sister?" and he heads off.
Clyde started becoming concerned, "What's with this guy?"
"Be patient, Clyde. I'm sure we're gonna get our invitations, "Lincoln goes up to the counter to ask Lori who is cleaning it, "Hey, Mom, can you spare some root beers for my friends?
"I'm Sorry, Lincoln. But, I really have cool it on the free stuff. It's just that... I just don't wanna get in trouble with my boss."
Lincoln was now playing the guilt card, "Okay, I get it. I know how your boss is. I remember how tough he was when I talked to him about giving you a higher position.
Lincoln continued smiling toward Lori but she was very frantic and nervous about this and thought to herself, "I gotta keep myself levelheaded and speak in a maternal tone whenever it's like this."
Meanwhile Chandler tries to flirt with Ronnie Anne, "So like, what are your hobbies?"
Ronnie Anne tried to speak to him, "Well, I like to look after m..."
But Chandler didn't listen to Ronnie Anne, "Yeah, that's cool. Me? I like to skateboard. I got some sweet high scores at Half-Pipe Havoc. Wanna hear about it?
But Ronnie Anne groans annoyed upon this.
Lincoln is now handing Chandler and his posse the root beers, "Sorry it took so long. The soda machine exploded. Heh. Almost looks like a sewer backed up in there."
But Chandler did not care, "Hm. Yeah. Sad story, Larry, "as they took their root beers and go elsewhere, "Hey, I almost forgot, "Lincoln smiles hopefully, "We'd love a pizza. Half pepperoni, half meatball..." and then he spoke to Ronnie Anne, "You want anything, babe?"
Ronnie Anne was very disgusted still, "Ugh, no thanks. I just lost my appetite..."
Chandler shrugged, "Hm. Anyway. Thanks, dude!"
Lincoln started becoming exasperated, "Sure, dude. Not a problem."
Cut to Lincoln asking his mother Lori the pizza order.
Lori was speaking with him in a maternal tone, "I'm pretty sure that's a problem. Root beers are one thing, but I think a pizza is just too much."
Lincoln started speaking falsely sympathetically, "I know. I'm sorry. I mean, if anyone knows how hard it is to get you a job, it's me."
"Well... do you think we are really doing this?" Lori spoke nervously.
Lincoln was now pretending with a cute smile, "Doing what?"
Ronnie Anne looks on at Lincoln and worries about him but Chandler decided to speak to her, "What's the matter, Ronnie Anne? Hungry?"
Ronnie Anne started becoming really annoyed, "I'm just worried about my brother. Don't you think you might be using him too much?"
"Nah, he's fine," Chandler replied, "He's just doing favors for us. Your brother is a really generous kid."
Ronnie Anne grumbled to herself, "He sure is..."
But Lincoln returns to Chandler with the pizza, "Here's your pizza, guys. Hey, Chandler, may I invite you to have a slice?"
"Wow. Thanks, dude," Chandler started eating a slice of the pizza.
"Um, hello, aren't you forgetting something?" Lincoln asked him in concern.
"Some pepper flakes would be great," But Lincoln frowns upon what Clyde told him and sighs, and walks over to Clyde, "All my clever hints and NOTHING! Maybe we should just ask him for the invitations."
"Clyde, if we're too pushy, he might not invite us. Let's just keep playing it cool," Lincoln explained to him.
"You're right, Larry," But Clyde realizes something, "Ah! Now he's got me doing it."
Meanwhile, Ronnie Anne was getting exasperated from seeing Chandler playing video games.
"Check this out, Babe. I'm about to do a sweet triple flip!" Chandler wins but unfortunately, he only gets to tickets, "Two tickets? Oh, man. I really wanted that ukulele, but it costs 500. Guys, gimme yours!" and Chandler's friends reluctantly hand him their tickets.
"Hey! You can't just take these guys tickets!" Ronnie Anne yelled at Chandler.
"Relax, Ronnie Anne. They're cool with it," Chandler did a pose but they look unhappy. Ronnie Anne scowls at Chandler as he counts his tickets and sees it's still not enough for a ukulele, "Damn it! Still not enough!"
Lincoln looks over to Clyde who's carefully counting his own tickets, "498...499..." but Lincoln demanded, "Clyde, give Chandler your tickets."
"WHAT?! No way!" Clyde yelled back, "I almost have enough for Lori's bobblehead pig. A courting man must come bearing gifts, Lincoln."
Lincoln started to confess, "Clyde! Focus on the invitations. We're so close, I can feel it."
Clyde then sighs and reluctantly offers his tickets, "Here, Chandler. You can have my tickets."
"Sweet!" Clyde takes the tickets and goes to cash them in and stops, "Guys, I can't believe I forgot!" and the boys put on their hopeful faces, "I promised to bring home some garlic knots."
But Ronnie Anne suddenly started growling at Chandler and got fed up with him, "GRRRRRRGGHHHH! That's it! I can't take it anymore! That kid is just so selfish and rude and totally annoying! I'm gonna..."
But Lincoln stops her, "Cool your jets, Ronnie Anne! Just hold it a little longer. He's gonna give us those invitations."
"Don't you get it, brother?! He's never gonna give you those invitations because he's been using you guys!" Ronnie Anne yelled at him.
But Clyde tried to break up the fight, "What are you talking about? We've just been doing some favors for him."
"No you are not! You are his chore boys! He's nothing but a jerk who only cares about himself!" Ronnie Anne explained angrily.
Lincoln then confessed, "Alright, we get it. You hate Chandler. I can respect that. But, trust me, he'll keep his promise. Now, if you excuse me. I gotta go get some garlic knots."
Lincoln then goes to Lori who remained levelheaded, "Look, I'm sorry but we have no more, Lincoln. And please don't give me that "you helped me get a higher job" stuff. I'm not sure if it's gonna work or not."
"Mom, please! I promise, this is the last time!" Lincoln pleaded her, "Clyde and I really wanna go to this kid's party, and if we don't give him everything he wants, we could lose our invitations, which, technically, we don't even have yet."
"Lincoln, I don't mean to say this but... I think you're babbling too much," Lori replied nervously.
Mr. Gamesngrub then called for Lori, "Hey, Lori! Can you get back to work please." the boss called for Lori.
Lori looks on sadly at a desperate teary-eyed Lincoln, groans, and brings up the garlic knots, "All right. Here are your garlic knots." before she patted Lincoln on the shoulder, "Now please let me continue my job, Lincoln. Remember, If I have time to lean, I've got time to clean. I know it's tough but I will get through it. Trust me and we'll be okay."
"Thanks for the advice, Mom. Love you," Lincoln said sadly before he walks to Chandler and hands him Chandler the garlic knots.
"You rock, Loud. Later!" Chandler takes the garlic knots and stops before heading out the door, "Oh, one more thing."
Lincoln and Clyde frown, believing he's gonna mean something other than the invitations and he slowly realized, "Right. The marinara dipping sauce."
"No, these, "Chandler tosses them their invitations.
Lincoln and Clyde suddenly become elated, "YES!" and they grab them.
"Remember, it's my birthday, so you should bring presents," Chandler began to walk off.
Once he walks off, Lincoln and Clyde begin to squeal and sing and dance again, "We're gonna party with sewage! We're gonna party with sewage!"
But They realize Chandler's watching them again and resume their cool poses like before and Chandler commented, "Can't wait to see you too, Ronnie Anne."
But Ronnie Anne started getting angry with them, "What?! The Hell?! Are you talking about?!"
"I'm talking about you being my plus one!" Chandler holds Ronnie Anne's hand, "We're gonna be the talk of the party. I can picture it now..." Chandler continues, but Ronnie Anne started to to heat up with rage and her face started turning red, "Chandler x Ronnie Anne... Hottest couple in Royal Woods Elementary..."
But suddenly, Ronnie Anne pulls back her hand in anger and became furious, "THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT!"
"What's wrong, Ronnie Anne?" Clyde asked in shock.
Ronnie Anne then started yelling at Clyde, "You're what's wrong, twerp! This whole time, you've been a complete selfish jerk! You've taken advantage of my brother who led to take advantage of my mother! You've completely ignored what I had to say! You have been thinking about only yourself and your stupid party! Why would people even party in a place full of raw sewage?! It's disgusting! And another thing! My brother's name is Lincoln! Not Larry! And I also have a younger sister named Lily!"
Chandler was suddenly shocked by Ronnie Anne's words, "Uhh... does this mean you won't give me a present?"
Ronnie Anne hits Chandler in the face with a pizza, "I am definitely taking that as a no! I'm heading straight home and she storms off as the pizza slumps off Chandler's face.
Tuesday night, October 21, 1986
Ronnie Anne was in Lincoln's room still very angry about Chandler, "I knew I was going to regret this! Grrrrrgh!
But just then, Lincoln walked by wearing a tuxedo and galoshes and notices Ronnie Anne, "Hey, Ronnie Anne." But Ronnie Anne said nothing to Lincoln, "Uh, are you okay?
Ronnie Anne started speaking to him angrily, "How can I be okay? After the way Chandler treated me?"
Lincoln then confessed to her, "Sorry, you had go through that, Ronnie Anne. But look at the bright side. Now that I got invited to his party, you don't have to go on a date with him anymore."
Ronnie Anne sighs in despair and anger, "Just leave me alone, Lincoln...
"Okay..." as Lincoln heads out, he drops by Lori and Leni's room to check on his mother, "Hey, ready for your dance?" but he notices something, "You're not wearing that, are you?
Lori is actually in her employee uniform and her dance dress is hung up on the door and was very guilt-ridden, "Look, Lincoln. I'm not going to the dance. My boss is making me work tonight to pay for all the free stuff I gave you. Instead of Romance Under the Sea, I'm gonna have mozzarella under the fingernails. I'm very sorry but I have to leave for my overtime shift. I'll come back to you as soon as I'm finished."
With that, Lori dejectedly leaves for her overtime shift but Lincoln looks on at her position with concern. Clyde arrives in a hazmat and knocks on the door. The door opens to reveal Lori. When Clyde sees her, he gasps, puts on his helmet.
But just after Lori left, Clyde takes the helmet off, "Phew. That was a close one."
But Lincoln was still concerned, "Clyde? What are you wearing?"
"This is the only way my mother and father would let me visit a place where I might get splashed with raw sewage," Clyde explained to him, "Speaking of which, are you ready to make this the greatest night ever?"
Lincoln noticed Lori drive off to work and made up his mind, "Yes...I am."
Later, Ronnie Anne was reading a book in the living room. Just then, Lori comes down the stairs wearing her sea queen dress.
Ronnie Anne immediately took notice of it, "Mom? You're wearing your dress to work?"
"I'm sorry, Ronnie Anne, but I'm not going to work. I'm going to the dance.
Ronnie Anne suddenly became surprised, "The dance? I thought you were gonna work off all the free stuff Lincoln got."
"About that, Ronnie Anne, your brother Lincoln told me that he's convinced the manager to cover my shift for me. I'm gonna go drop him off. See you soon," Lori then leaves to go drop Lincoln off.
Ronnie Anne then thought to himself, "Wow, Lincoln's really doing this? Maybe he's learned his lesson. Hm. Guess he cares about his mother and father more than some silly party. I'm proud of him. Still, I feel kinda bad for Lincoln missing out on a party. Even if it is at a sewage treatment plant. But at the same time I'm not happy at Chandler taking advantage of my brother and trying to make moves on me. I guess this is one time I can't help him. He's already solved his own problem. I'm proud of him."
At Gus's Games & Grub, things weren't going so well.
Mr. Gamesngrub was calling, "Loud, get to work, will you, please?! Remember, if you have time to lean, you have time to clean!"
But instead of Lori, it's actually her son Lincoln working the shift.
"I'm on it, Mr. Gamesngrub!" Lincoln commanded as he starts cleaning the tables.
But suddenly, Lori arrives in her sea queen dress, sparkling with radiant beauty.
Lincoln screamed at first, "GYAH! SEA MONSTER!" but realizes that it's actually his mother, Lori, "I mean, you look great, Mommy."
"I know, right? Hey, kid, thanks for convincing the manager to let you fill in for me," Lori spoke softly.
"Heh. It's the least I could do, Mom. I mean, this dance is why you got this new job in the first place," Lincoln replied softly.
"Look, Lincoln. I am very sorry you won't get to go to your friend's party," Lori still spoke softly.
"That's okay, Mom. He's not really my friend. Ronnie Anne was right," Lincoln replied softly, "He was just using me, the way I was using you. Have an awesome time tonight, Mommy."
Lori and Lincoln both share a very heartwarming hug, "Thank you, Lincoln, my dear sweet child."
Suddenly, a loud crash is heard outside, and they were both jubilant at the same time, "Bobby's here/Daddy's here!"
Sometime later, Clyde drops in on Lincoln's shift, "Hey, Linc!"
"Clyde? What are you doing here?" Lincoln asked in surprise.
"I couldn't go to that party without you, Lincoln," Clyde replied, "Besides, the hazmat suit was giving me a heat rash."
"You know, Clyde? I guess we'll never get to experience the wonders of raw sewage," Lincoln explained to him.
"Or have our nose hairs burned off by the stench," Clyde added to what Lincoln said before suddenly.
Lori's boss called off-screen, "Hey, Loud! Grab a mop! The toilet in stall three is overflowing. It's a real stinkfest in there."
Lincoln and Clyde suddenly have an idea and he shouted out, "Put on your galoshes, Clyde, 'cuz it's time to party! YEAH!" and they both tango into the restroom.
The shot changes to outside the arcade while the stinkfest can only be described.
"Whoa! This is better than the sewage treatment plant!" Lincoln exclaimed.
"It's burning my nose hairs!" Clyde exclaimed as they continued partying through the night.
