I do not own anything in these stories. All rights go to the creator Chris Savino and the current showrunner, Michael Rubiner.


It was a cool, breezy day on Saturday, October 25, 1986. Luna was enjoying her time feeling the beautiful autumn breeze playing her axe softly in a very acoustic manner on the front porch.

Luna was speaking very softly, "Ahhhh. It's fall. Leaves are falling. Winds are blowing softly. Temperatures are cool. Nothing but good temps this fall."

She was enjoying the breeze and the leaves falling before suddenly, a British born Roddy named Chester Monk parked his minivan in the driveway before he got out to shine his boots.

Luna, carrying her axe, proceeds to get up and approach him, "Yo, Chunk, right on time, dude."

Chunk greeted her, "I slept in your driveway, so I wouldn't be late," and he opens up the curtain inside his van.

"Whoa, that's hardcore, bro," Luna exclaimed.

Chunk started explaining, "Load it, drive it, rig it, repeat. That's the life of a rock n' roll roadie, isn't it?"

Lynn Sr grunted while carrying one of Luna's amplifiers, speaking in a British accent, "Ello, 'ello, Chunk. Pip pip cheerio-oh!" but he nearly drops the piece of equipment, but Chunk catches it and places it on the van.

Of course, Luna was trying to make sure her father doesn't hear, "Don't mind my dad, he spent one semester abroad and he thinks he's quite a brit."

"Ha, ha, that's alright love," Chunk goes to secure the rest of Luna's equipment onto the van and started speaking in a heavy British accent, "Watch at me china all the Mae west of the Duchess of Fife, or the wee dustbin lids to."

But Lynn Sr. still had no idea what Chunk just said, and still in a British accent, "Uh, right, eh couldn't agree more."

Chunk enters his van while Luna pops out the other sunroof, "Catch you later, Pop-star."

With that, She and Chunk drive away.

"Good luck at your audition, honey." Once they're out of sight, Lynn Sr. proceeds to pull out a British to American dictionary, "Wee dustbin lids, must be in here somewhere."

In the high school auditorium, the stage lights are off as Luna starts playing, and they come on and Luna starts singing.

"Dropping records on a weekly basis."

(Guitar riff)

"Playing shows in exotic places."

(Guitar riff)

"Rockin' out to a cheering crowd."

(Guitar riff)

"Hear them screaming Luna Loud."

(Guitar riff)

"My favorite colors are platinum and gold."

"Bein' a rock star never gets old."

"My life is a dream..." he briefly paused, "...a crazy rock and roll dream."

Guitar riff, and Chunk tip toes out and places a second guitar around Luna's neck and Luna manages to play both.

"Stage Dive!" Luna throws herself off the stage, not realizing that there are only three people, who she just lands on, before a moment later, she helps her teacher up, "Sorry dude, I hope I passed the audition."

Ms. Vaporciyan suddenly shakes the stars out of her eyes and was very delighted at what happened, "Oh, you did more than pass, Luna! You're gonna be headlining the October Royal Rumble! Congratulations, dear!"

Chunk started speaking out, "Smashing love, your biggest gig yet."

Luna was cheering out, "Waoo! Next stop, rock and roll fame!"

Ms. Vaporciyan suddenly recognizes Luna's roadie, "Is... is that Chester Monk?"

"The one and only, great to see you Ms. Vaporciyan!" Chunk picks up Luna's guitars and walks away.

Luna was amazed upon what is happening, "Woah! You know Chunk?"

Ms. Vaporciyan started explaining to Luna, "Well, I was his first teacher when he moved here from England. I always thought he was gonna be such a big rock star. You know, he headlined the Rumble too."

Luna then realized something, "Wait! He did?!"

Later, in Chunk's van, Chunk is driving Luna home.

But Luna was very concerned with Chunk, "Chunk! Why didn't you tell me you headlined the Rumble, dude?"

"Eh! Didn't wanna," Chunk honks his horn, "Toot me own horn, but yeah, it was quite a show. Five encores, but who's counting?" and he reaches into the glove compartment and pulls out his old yearbook, "Have a butcher's at me yearbook."

Luna looks at Chunk's yearbook and reads what Chunk said in it, "Next stop, rock and roll fame?" Flashback to earlier, "Next stop, rock and roll fame!" Ends flashback, Luna is stunned that Chunk was just like her in high school.

Chunk suddenly nudges Luna, "Great minds think alike, eh love?" Luna smiles in agreement, then looks back at the yearbook. Chunk notices something on the road, "'Ello governor," and he stops the van and gets out, "...just what I was fancyin," and he proceeds to pull an old washing machine off the road.

Luna who was confused, thought to herself, "Why is he grabbin' that junk off the road?" she looks at the yearbook one more time and starts to look worried, "What if I don't make it as a rock star? I don't wanna end up livin' in a van, man."

Later, at a record store, The Spin Cycle, Luna is applying for a job.

Luna began speaking to the record store owner, "Hi, I'm Luna Elise Loud. I'd like to apply for a job here at the Spin Cycle."

The record store owner asked her, "So, why do you wanna work in a record store?"

Luna then explained to the record store owner, "Well, I really wanted to be a rock star, but that's probably never gonna happen. So I figured this is another way I can share my love of music with people."

"Right on. You're hired," the record store owner hands her a staff pin.

Luna puts the pin on just as a customer walks in and she excitedly slides over to the customer, "Welcome dude, how can I help you?"

The teen girl Customer then asked her, "Do you have Steve Perry's new album? I hear he's pretty good."

"Pretty good?" Luna pulls the customer's shoulders toward her, "Steve Perry's basically a rock god of the early to mid-80's. But you can't just start with his new stuff, you need to know where his band's coming from," Luna then shows the teen girl an album, "Let's start with his first album "Journey"." she yanks the customer - causing her to yelp - to the other records. Luna loads more albums on her, "This is the very first album that Steve Perry worked on with his band and this is where the band got its name. And as the years went on, the band "Journey" has become a very popular, especially in 1981 when they released what would soon become their most successful studio album, Escape, though it is actually stylized as E5C4P3 on the album cover," she pulls the customer away again, which she again yelps at. They are later at the display counter. Luna picks up a vinyl record of an album called Raised on Radio, while the customer is shuddering in fear, "All right, this here is "Raised on Radio." This ninth album is their latest album since it came out earlier this year. April 21st to be exact."

But the record store owner came to try to calm Luna down, "Whoa, Luna, you gotta chill out! You're giving the customer the creeps!"

But Luna tried to confess, "Dude, I'm with a customer!" but the store's door bell rings.

"You mean, that customer?" The store owner points at the door, Luna looks in that direction and sees that the customer ran off, which bums her out. Therefore, the store owner decides to escort her out of the store, "Yeah, I love your enthusiasm, kid. But I'm afraid your enthusiasm is also why I'm firing you."

The record store owner holds his hand out, and Luna gives the pin back, then she just looks at the ground, depressed as she left.

Later, at a karaoke bar, Karaoke-Dokie, Luna is applying for another job, "...so I figured this is another way I can share my love of music with people."

The club manager was positive about this, "Cool, you're my new afternoon DJ."

Later, Luna is DJ'ing with Mrs. Johnson as a karaoke singer.

Mrs. Johnson was holding the microphone and singing, "Ooh, girl. If I could, ooh, girl... Give you the, ooh, girl."

But suddenly, Luna starts scratching the record, "Yeah girl! Sing it!"

Mrs. Johnson was starting to get annoyed with Luna interrupting her and starts singing even louder, "Ooh, girl. If I could..."

But suddenly, Luna ended up singing even louder, "Ooh, ooh! La, la, la.- Ooh girl! World girl! You girl!" and she starts cheering louder and takes over by butting Mrs. Johnson off the stage.

Later on, the club manager booted Luna out of the karaoke bar

"You're fired, Luna! When will you learn to keep yourself under control?!" The club manager yelled at her, "Now hand me the microphone and get out at once!"

Luna then sighed in depression, "All right, fine!" and she gives the mic back to the club manager and leaves the bar, much to her depression and sadness.


Later, back at the Loud House, Luna was in her bedroom and was changing Lana's diaper on her bedroom floor given that Lana probably wet herself as she removed the tapes on both sides of the dirty diaper, before she opens the diaper up before she removes it and rolls it up before placing it aside from the fresh diaper, wipes and talcum powder that were put out next to Lana.

Luna still was depressed about what happened but she giggled slowly a little as she saw Lana half-naked again before she took a wipe and wiped Lana up clean and good," It sure does seem tough when I have to be the parent of three younger siblings."

Lisa then comes in wearing her lab coat and riding some contraption, "Greetings third-eldest sister, just making the rounds for my weekly DNA cheek swabs," Luna sighs as she opens her mouth and stick out her tongue while she prepares to get the fresh clean diaper ready.

Lisa takes a DNA sample, places it into a container, and then notices that her third-eldest sister seems down, "I don't really acknowledge human emotions that much but, you seem unusually dispirited."

Luna didn't listen since she was too busy changing Lana's diaper as she opened the diaper up, placed it under Lana's legs and sprinkled her privates with talcum powder, "You know, Lisa? You're too young to understand, because I'm busy changing Lana's diaper right now."

Lisa scoffed and spoke gruffly, "Yeah, well, why don't you explain that to the Nobel Committee."

Luna was upset, still busy as she took the front part of the diaper and proceeds to put the diaper on Lana, closing up the diaper and fastening the tapes on both sides to help keep the diaper on, "Respect. Well, I'm worried about my future, dude. Making it as a rock star seems impossible, but I can't find a fit anywhere else in the music business. I just don't know what to do now aside from having the parental duties of you and the twins."

Once Luna finished speaking and put a fresh new diaper on Lana, she put Lana's pants back on and lifted her up, carrying her by the waist.

"Hmm, I would advise a practical approach," Lisa pulls out a chart, "According to national labor statistics, the fastest growing fields are health care, food service, and technology. I suggest you delve into those."

Luna suddenly became reassured, "I hear what you're layin' down, sis."

Lisa then proceeded to put on thick mitts and continued speaking, "Wish me luck. Lola's next and she's a bit of a biter," and she Leaves, while Luna think about what she said.

Later, at the dentist, Luna is hanging out with her mom, whom is wearing a blue uniform and gloves.

Luna was very happy about working as a dentist, "Thanks for letting me shadow you today."

"Why, that's very great of you to say so, Luna," Rita spoke maternally to Luna, "Can't wait for you to help me out with my dental procedures."

Suddenly, Flip struts in, "Hey, fellas! Are you ready for this?!"

Rita was looking at her records, "Actually, Flip, we've been ready for you for ten years."

Flip then angrily jumps at his seat, "Don't bust my chops! You try running a twenty-four hour convenience store!" and he opens his mouth loudly and quickly, "Aaahhh..."

Rita moves aside Flip's moustache, and has a look inside Flip's mouth, and it appears that there is dirt scattered all over it. While having a disgusted look on her face, she starts pulling out the dirt using her tweezers, much to Luna's horror. Soon, she struggles while she tries to pull out something that looks like brown gum. It lets go and she nearly falls off her seat.

Rita started getting angry with Flip, "Flip! What the hell is this?!"

Flip then spoke out, "My meat molar. A tooth fell out, so I made a replacement with some beef jerky."

That statement traumatizes Luna, causing her to faint.

Later, Luna is at the Aloha Comrade watching her dad work, "Thanks for letting me check out the restaurant."

"Sure thing, hon," Lynn Sr. replied to her before Scoots wheels in, "Ooh, a customer! Hey, why don't you take this one?"

Luna brings Scoots her meal, "Here you are, ma'am. One Cobb salad."

Scoots looks at her salad and wasn't very happy, "Hey, Luna. What's the deal, hooligan? I asked for extra bacon."

"Oh, sorry. My bad," Luna takes the salad, and heads back to the kitchen to put some extra bacon on the plate before she brings it back, with extra bacon.

Scoots then sniffs the meal but she still isn't satisfied, "This blue cheese smells whack, man," Luna sighs in irritation, takes the salad again, and brings it back, with fresher cheese, "Hey! Why is there so much bacon on this?"

Luna suddenly becomes exasperated, "Are you kidding, dude? Augh! Fine! I'll fix it for you!" Luna then grabs the extra bacon right off the plate and decides to eat it.

Lynn Sr., who was really disappointed with Luna, decided to escort her away, "Ugh! You know what? Maybe I should handle this one. You're never gonna be a good cook like me." and he takes the plate and grins nervously at Scoots.

Later back at the Loud House, Luna is with Bobby as a magician.

Bobby then spoke out to Luna, "All right, Luna. First things first, magicians really tricky. It takes practice to get tricks going well. So let's pull a rabbit out of the hat. First, Put the hat on the table."

With that, Bobby and Luna put the hats on the table but Luna puts down the hat the wrong way.

"No offence but I don't see a rabbit," Luna complained.

"Luna, You need to flip it upside down," Bobby demanded.

"Oh," Luna then flipped the hat upside down, "Hmmm... I still don't see a rabbit, bro."

"Well we're going to the next part to get it out of the hat," Bobby then held a wand in his hand, "Next, We wave the wand all over the hat."

Bobby and Luna wave the wand over the hat as Luna followed along, "Like this?"

"Yes. That's it. Now, It's time to say a magic word. Hocus Pocus Ocus Crocus!" Bobby commanded.

Luna followed along, "Hocus Pocus Ocus Crocus!"

"All right! Now let's see if we got the rabbit!" Bobby and Luna then put their hands in the hats.

Luna then realized something, "Hey! I think I got something!"

"Me too!" Bobby and Luna pull harder and harder and then... They end up got the rubber chickens, "D'oh! Awww, it's a rubber chicken!

Luna started speaking depressingly, "Awww. I'm sorry, Bobby, but I don't think it's right for me when I'm nervous that I won't make it as a rockstar and I'll just be stuck being like a parent to Lisa and the twins and I'll just be changing their diapers everyday."

Bobby began to confess with her, "Come on, Luna. You're great at Rock and Roll and your music is fantastic. I'm sure that you can make it as a rockstar."

Luna thought to herself, "I don't know Bobby."

"Don't worry. If you believe in yourself, Good things will happen. You know, You gave me an idea! Be right back!" Bobby leaves Luna with the hats and then he came back dressed as Elvis and even started imitating him, "Why thank you! Thank you very much!"

Luna became surprise upon Bobby's appearance as Elvis Presley, "Dude! You look like Elvis Presley, the King of Hawaii!"

Bobby then started singing Elvis Presley style, "Hey there, little rabbit, why don't you come out of that hat? I said hey there, little rabbit, why don't you come out of that hat? Well, if you don't come out, I'm going to see about that. Uh-huh-huh."

Luna then spots a rabbit, "Bobby, There's a rabbit! Get it!"

Bobby then tries to get the rabbit but he disappears in the hat, "D'oh!"

But suddenly, they heard a distant hubbub and Luna started realizing it, "Bobby, it sounds like there are hundreds and thousands of rabbits coming towards the music!"

"Wow! I gotta go!" Bobby grabbed the hat and the microphone and ran upstairs to Lori and Leni's room where Lori and Lincoln were having fun.

"Oh, Bobby, hi!" Lori spoke politely as Bobby sat down with him, "Oh, uh... Bobby, is there something you'd like to tell us?"

Bobby then started explaining to Lori and Lincoln, "Look, guys. I think there might be a problem with Luna right now."

Lori started speaking softly, "Oh, what is it this time?"

Bobby continued speaking, "The thing is... I am very worried about Luna," he paused for a moment, "Luna appears to be worried about her future, Lori and Lincoln. Luna told them that making it as a rock star seems impossible, and she can't find a fit anywhere else in the music business."

Lincoln then became shocked, "But, Dad, how could Luna say such a thing like that?! She is great at Rock and Roll and her music is among the greatest in rock music. I'm sure that Luna can make it as a rockstar!"

Lori started speaking softly to Lincoln, "Yes, I know she can, Lincoln. She's such an amazing rockstar. I know she'll do great out there somehow..." but suddenly, she paused after she hears a loud noise and she and Bobby started smelling something terrible, "Ewwww. What's that awful stench going on here?"

It turns out that Lincoln actually pooped in his diaper and said to himself, "It seems I've found myself in a rather unpleasant situation for someone my age while discussing something with my mother and father."

Lori started speaking sweetly to Lincoln, "Awwwwww, did my son Linky make a poo poo?"

Lincoln nodded in agreement, "Mm-hmm."

Lori then got up off her bed and picked Lincoln up and continued speaking softly to him, "There there, Linky. It's all right. That's what diapers are for, hon. Now let's go ahead and get your diaper changed."

With that, Lori walked Lincoln to his room to get his diaper changed and Bobby started feeling worried.

Bobby started thinking to himself, "Boy, I wonder how Luna is doing looking for a new job right now."


Later, Luna is with Mr. Grouse at his IT job, Mr. Grouse is working on a code, and Luna is playing with the controls for the desk height.

So far, Luna felt very happy about this new hobby, "The tech field seems pretty rad, Mr. Grouse. Thanks for letting me hang out with you here at your job."

Mr. Grouse was a bit irritated, "You know, I would say it would be a lot more rad if you would stop fiddling with my desk! You should probably know that I'm trying to debug this code," he hits enter, but an "Error!" message pops up on the screen, "An error, Huh?! Well, I gotta say that's the berries."

Luna then cracked her knuckles, "Here, Let me give it a try, brah," and she started entering codes with assistance from a floppy disk drive, hits enter, and the computer returns a "Successful code" message.

Mr. Grouse suddenly becomes elated, "Holy Toledo. Luna, how do you pull that off?"

"Guess I learned a thing or two about computers from recording music onto vinyl records, man," Luna added.

Mr. Grouse started speaking happily to Luna, "Well, you've got a future here, young lady."

Luna suddenly became gleeful, "Really?!"

Mr. Grouse continued speaking happily, "You betcha, and it's a hell of a gig. Great job security and a solid retirement plan!"

"Sweet," Luna cheered, "Sounds a lot better than living in a van. Plus, I see you get casual Fridays."

Mr. Grouse is now revealed to be wearing socks with sandals, and orange bicycle shorts, "Eeh, casual Fridays, I see."

Luna, getting the impression that he was just wearing that anyway, has nothing to say.

Later, at the high school Mrs. Vaporciyan is playing the trombone, when Luna comes into her classroom.

"Mrs. V, I just wanted to tell you. I'm dropping out of the Royal Rumble," Luna spoke and Mrs. Vaporciyan plays a wah, wah, sound effect on her trombone upon what Luna told her, "I know I'm never gonna make it as a rock star, so I'm done with music. IT is my jam now aside from having parental duties of Lisa and the twin sisters. It's a hell of a gig. Great job security, solid retirement plan. It's more practical."

Ms. Vaporciyan suddenly became shocked, "Well, wait. Luna, honey, you don't have to give up music completely. Lots of people play as a hobby."

"Naw, it would just break my heart, my achy breaky heart," Luna said as she looks slightly depressed about her decision, "Sorry to mess up the rumble Ms. V. but I'm gonna stick to being Lana, Lola and Lisa's parent from now on," she starts to leave when suddenly, she notices something on the desk, "Chunk and the Pieces?" Uh, what's this?

Ms. Vaporciyan then spoke to her, "Chester gave me that. His band is playing at the Red Herring tonight."

Luna then realized something, "Chunk has a band? I thought he gave up music a long time ago!"

That night, Luna goes over to the red herring and sees Chunk on the stage as he was singing.

"I'm a little East London, and I'm a little Royal Woods."

"But when it comes to rock and roll, I've got the goods."

"You can call me Chester, or you can call me Chunk."

"Either way, baby, rock out to funk."

"Are you ready to get funky?"

And the crowd goes wild for Chester Monk.

"Right, let's take it to the rinse cycle."

With that, Chester Monk boots up the washing machine from earlier, and start playing his guitar.

"So that's what he wanted it for!" Luna then started cheering, "Go Chunk! Rock on!" and she throws up the goats, "Yeah, man! Rocking that lovely music there!"

Later, Luna helps Chunk with his equipment, "That was awesome, dude! I had no idea you still played!

Chunk started speaking to her, " Yeah, once you get the performing bug, you just can't shake it, can ya?"

Luna then spoke sympathetically, "Hey, I know it's none of my biz, but that stuff in your yearbook made it seem like being a rock star was all you ever wanted, are you bummed you didn't make it?"

Chunk continued speaking, "Who says I didn't make it. I may not be playing the sold-out arenas, but I'm doing what I love, that's my definition of makin' it."

Luna began to confess, "Even if you have to live in a van? I mean, no offense, it's a sweet van."

Chunk then laughed in response, "I don't live in it, love. I got me own flat. 'Cause I only sleep in my van the night before a big gig. Talkin' of gigs, you all sorted for the big Rumble?"

Luna then cheered out, "Well, I am now!"

Chunk was picking up a number of guitars, "Brilliant, just let me know how many guitars you need!"

Later, at the high school, Luna is rocking her performance. Her family and the whole audience is cheering.

"Got the rock'n'roll bug and I just can't shake it."

(Guitar riff)

"Follow your heart if you really want to make it."

(Guitar riff)

"I tried my hands at dental hygiene."

(Guitar riff)

"But at the end of the day, it just wasn't my scene."

(Guitar riff)

"You can live your life full of doubt or you can do what you love and it'll all work out."

"My life is a dream..." in a brief pause, Chester winks to the viewers, "...the greatest rock and roll dream.

(Guitar riff, Chunk tip toes out with Luna's second guitar)

The announcer then spoke out, "Ladies, and Gentlemen! We've got some Rumble Royalty in the house! Give it up for Chester 'Chunk' Monk!" and Chunk tips the hat to everyone and starts singing along with Luna, "You can live your life full of doubt or you can do what you love and it'll all work out. My life is a dream..." a brief pause... "the greatest rock and roll dream!"

With that, the song ends and everyone cheers for them.

"You go girl!" Bobby cheered out.

"Thanks. You're right Bobby. If I believe in myself, Good things can happen!" Luna cheered as they continued having fun during the night together.