I do not own anything in these stories. All rights go to the creator Chris Savino and the current showrunner, Michael Rubiner.

It starts on an empty stage as Lori pops out from behind a curtain.

Lori began speaking to the viewers, "Hello, everyone. You know, Halloween is a very strange holiday. Personally, my mother and father really love the holiday, and so do I. But some people don't understand it. Mm mm... Kids worshipping ghosts, pretending to be devils. Oooh, things on TV that are completely inappropriate for younger viewers. Things like the following in this episode. Nothing seems to bother my kids. But tonight's show, which I totally wash my hands of, is really scary. So if you have sensitive children, maybe you should tuck them into bed early tonight instead of writing us angry letters tomorrow. Thanks for your attention."

Once Lori finished her disclaimer, it cuts to a very cloudy and foggy Royal Woods as the clouds roll out of the screen and it reveals the title "The Loud House Halloween Special."

Thunder claps and the scene then cuts to the camera panning across Royal Woods Cemetery as wolves howl, girls scream and shriek, thunder claps and evil laughs come out of nowhere... as it pans through graves that have different names, "Great-Grandmother Harriet" "Mrs. Grouse" "Garfield" "The Grateful Dead" "Casper The Friendly Boy" "Elvis" "Your Name Here" "Paul McCartney" and "Disco".

The thunder claps again and it now displays the Loud House is covered in Halloween decorations as the entrance of a corn maze sits next to it.

It is Halloween. Friday, October 31, 1986, and everyone was getting ready for their big trick-or-treating adventure.

Outside on the front porch, Bobby was carving his own jack-o-lantern that had a very scary face and spoke to himself, "Halloween. A time where kids worship ghosts, pretend to be devils, and bats and scary monsters during the night. But this year, this Halloween will be like no other!" and he lights his jack-o-lantern up and places it on the porch fence, "Because this year, things are about to get spooky and scary!"

Inside the kitchen, a fridge door opens, and a scream is heard as bats fly out of the house and towards the screen.

Screen changes to Lynn Sr. who started laughing evilly after seeing a fake severed head with fake blood in the fridge, "Oh! I really love Halloween!" and he continued his maniacal laugh as he exits.

A moment later, Lucy enters, walking towards the fridge and puts in a disembody head.

Lucy smiles, "I really love Halloween, just as much as my father."

The head lets out a "Bleh!" as Lucy enters the Dining Room. In counter-clockwise order, we see Luan fashioning a sign reading "HAUNTED CORN MAZE" in red-stained corn cobs, Lori hanging black curtains, Luna, Lincoln, Lana, Lola, and Lynn Jr. carving pumpkins, Lisa making fake blood in a bucket, Lily playing with pumpkin innards and Charles resting against a corn cob.

Lucy checks on Lisa, "Excellent fake blood, Lisa. Add some molasses for better consistency."

Lynn waves at Lucy, "Hey, Luce! Check out our pumpkins! Whaddya think?"

Each turns their jack-o-lanterns around, showing each gruesome carved face.

Lucy put a finger under her chin, "Hmm..." She points to a spot on Lynn's pumpkin, "More blood here." She motions around Lola's pumpkin, "Few more gashes on this one." She flicks out a tooth on Lana's pumpkin, "Knock out a tooth." She points to the scabs on Lincoln's pumpkin, "Add some more mousse to those scabs." She pats Luna's pumpkin, "Dampen the head wounds."

Luna smirks, "Halloween's kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you!"

Lori brought her hands together, "Yeah! I am just so glad Mom finally let you do your haunted corn maze!"

Lucy nodded, "As am I, Lori. I've been waiting my whole life to do this. Not to mention my past lives." She walks over to Luan, who has just finished her sign, "Fantastic sign work, Luan. Just the right mixture of corn and gore."

Luan throws a punch, "Ah, shucks! It's just something I cob-bled up together from a kernel of an idea!" She dances a little, laughing, "Oh Yes! A triple!"

Lucy and the others groan as a jack-o-lantern is thrown onto Luan's head.

Luan keeps the pumpkin on, "I'd expect more support from my "pump-kin!" She laughs as the jack-o-lantern's grin grew wider, "Get it?"

Lucy facepalms, "Sigh..." She turns to the others, "Thanks for all your hard work, guys. This is gonna be the best Halloween ever. I'm so excited." Her face shows a little change in the emotion.

Lincoln looks to the readers, "Trust me." He points to Lucy, "She's excited, "and he breaks out his phone.

Once he did so, Bobby started speaking through the phone, "Hey, Jack-o-Lincoln, son! Do you copy? "

Lincoln turned away from away from Lucy and began speaking to the phone "Speaking of the best Halloween ever, Dad and I have some pretty big plans, too," he puts the phone to his ear, "I copy, Daddy Frankenstein. Meet you at the rendezvous point in fifteen. Over."

Suddenly, a thump is heard off-screen.

Lynn Sr. started laughing evilly, "Halloween is no easy holiday for you because Gomez Addams is just around the corner!" and he continued his demonic laugh.

Outside, Lori and Lincoln's heads pop out of a pile of leaves as they both look right. A car passes by, as the camera pans with it, stopping at at a trashcan. Lori and Lincoln both peak from behind the trash can as they hear a birdcall to his right. It turns out to be Bobby, signalling Lori and Lincoln to come over to his bush and they both dive in.

Bobby asked him something "Did anyone follow you?"

"Not a chance, Bobby, Lincoln and I both took evasive maneuvers," Lori then looked to the camera as she pulls down a chart, showing a full sized candy bar and a bite sized bar, and she pulls out a pointer, "For years, there have been rumors of a neighborhood, where people hand out full sized candy bars, instead of tiny bite sized ones," she rubs her hands together, "Lincoln, Bobby and I are all determined to find this mythological place, so we did some research," and she pulls down a map of the town, "By studying satellite photos," she pulls down a line graph reading "Median Income Levels", a line going up with a green balloon with a dollar sign, "analyzing median income levels, and tracking candy buyers through out Southeastern Michigan..." she finally shows off the perfect shot for trick or treating and it cuts back to her, Bobby and Lincoln in the bush, "We found it!"

Cut to the outside of a gated community, iron gates decorated with autumn wreathes as a sign hang above them, reading "Huntington Manor."

Lincoln spoke off-screen, "Huntington Manor. Now we just one more obstacle: getting in."

He, Lori and Bobby all scratch their chins as suddenly, a purple car stops in front of the gate.

"Wait a minute! What have we here?" Bobby asked off-screen.

It reveals Homer and Marge Simpson dressed as Fred and Wilma, Bart Simpson as Count Dracula, Lisa Simpson as Wednesday Addams and Maggie Simpson as Pebbles all getting out of the car.

Homer greeted them, "Hi, fellas. We've come here to pick up the rich-looking boys."

Lori realized something, "Wait a minute, you're visiting the homeland, too?"

"Yeah, we're taking them to see the homeland," Homer explained.

"Ja, ve just can't vait for this year's Halloween to be such a vig one," Bart replied.

"Wow! What a cool outfit Bart has!" Lori exclaimed in happiness.

"Thanks, Man," Bart commented.

"Yeah, thank you with all our heart," Lisa Simpson added.

"Sounds like the kids are already excited for the Halloween party this year," Marge commented.

"And I believe that the rick-looking boys should be here by now," Homer added.

Two rich-looking boys named Alistair and Nigel, who look almost exactly like Lincoln and Bobby, are shown coming out the front gate, carrying suitcases.

Alistair greeted the guard, "Cheers, Wyatt. We're off to visit the homeland with the Simpsons."

"Have a great trip, Master Alistair, "Wyatt tipped his hat, "You too, Master Nigel."

"Ta. See you in a fortnight," Nigel and Alistair step into the car with the Simpson family.

Lori started speaking with a British accent, "I think we may have found our ticket in..." she nudges Bobby, "...Master Nigel."

Bobby added in happiness, "Cheers to that, Master Alistair."

And he, Lori and Lincoln all duck back behind the bushes and start crawling away when they suddenly bump into Hawk and Hank, the two Hazeltucky Hockers from "The Loudest Yard". The bullies growl furiously as Bobby and Lincoln are backing away in fear.

"Watch where you're going, doofuses!" Hank yelled but Lori did not back away unlike the other two.

"Well, well, well! What do we have here?" Lori asked suspiciously, "If it isn't the two Hazeltucky Hockers from the football game that my son Lincoln screwed up by accident!"

"How did you recognize us?" Hawk asked in shock.

"That was the time when Lincoln screwed up at the football game, but at least he admitted that having fun is more important than winning," Lori explained, "Oh, and don't forget. Watch out for scary monsters! And that includes spiders!"

Hawk and Hank were now scared and Lori continued, "And don't forget to watch out because someone will be thirsty for blood!" and Lori showed them what appears to be a small glass of red wine disguised as blood.

"Ugh! Blood! I think I'm gonna barf!" Hawk and Hank both groan as Lori drinks the red wine and throws the wine glass aside.

"Well, be on the lookout for blood while you're trick or treating!" Lori informed her.

Hawk then began explaining, "Okay, fellas. We're here to ask you trick-or-treaters something. What's the best place to trick-or-treat around here?"

Hank added, "Yeah, where's the good candy?"

"Uh..." Bobby points towards Huntington Manor, " Definitely not this neighborhood! No full-size candy bars here."

Lincoln then confessed, "I think You should try Franklin Avenue, over in Royal Woods. It's great for candy, plus there's an awesome haunted corn maze."

Hawk suddenly got an idea, "Franklin Avenue, eh? We'll check that out."

Hank agreed "Aw yeah, I can't wait!" and he and Hawk then left, laughing. Lincoln sighs with relief.

Lori felt relieved about it, "Send them to your street? Nice save, Lincoln and Bobby."

Bobby then answered, "You, too. We worked hard to find this neighborhood. Why should we share it?"

Lori then replied, "You know, guys? It would be nice to have guests in our house during holidays."

Lincoln suggested, "Well guys, I think this year is gonna be a blast!"

At sunset, Lisa checks the distance on her protractor. Lisa squeals, "My god! This is it! Seven minutes till sunset!" She gets into the rest of her kangaroo costume and hops into the hallway, "Siblings, assemble! It's almost time for the annual ritual of deception versus confection! Street name, trick or treating!"

The twins walk up to Lisa in their costumes. Lana is Abraham Lincoln and Lola is the Statue of Liberty.

Lana tug her jacket, "Four score and seven pieces of candy ago."

Lola posed as the Statue of Liberty, "Give me your tired, your poor, your delicious treats yearning to be in my tummy!"

Lisa put a hand to her chin, "Hmm...patriotic, but unlikely to generate maximum candy confection."

Lola smirked, "Oh, yeah?" She tears off her Lady Liberty costume while Lana tears off her Honest Abe one, both revealing new costumes, "We're also a mermaid and a pirate."

Lana grabbed her costume, "And salt and pepper shakers."

They tear off the sea costumes and reveal the seasoning ones.

Lana crossed her arms, "This way we can hit each house three times."

Lola put her hands on her hips, "That means three times the candy."

Lisa rolled her eyes, "Yes. I am familiar with basic multiplication. Your strategy is cute, but mine is far superior."

Lana looks Lisa over, "Going as a kangaroo." She scoffs, "I doubt it."

Lisa smiles, "Kangaroo plus baby roo." She reveals Lily who is dressed as her joey and cooing.

The twins gasp over the amazingly adorable sight.

Lisa smirked, "Precisely. That aw factor will increase my candy revenue exponentially. And the best part is, she only has one tooth, so I don't have to share."

Lola breaks out of the cuteness trance, "Snap out of it, Lana." She breaks her twin's trance and goes up to Lincoln's door and knocks. "Lincoln! Bobby! Get your butt out here!"

The white hair boy and his mother and father open the door and reveal to be dressed as British masters.

Lola blushed at the two, "I-I thought you were going as Ace Savvy, High Card and One-Eyed Jack!"

Lori rubbed that on her neck, "Um, yes we are. We're Ace, High Card, and Jack all undercover, trying to crack the cause of the missing crumpets!"

Lisa stared at Lori and Lincoln and Bobby as well, "Well, you three maybe getting the most candy out of all of us."

Bobby blushed and laughed nervously, "Yeah, well, let's get going, we have until 10 after all."

Lana jumped, "Alright, let's get some candy. Has anyone seen Dad?"

They hear someone talking off in the distance. Lola groans and barges into the bathroom.

Lynn Sr. suddenly got angry and screamed at Lola, "Lola, where are your manners?!"

Lola blushes and turns after seeing Lynn Sr. in his underwear changing into his Gomez Addams outfit.

Lisa saw Lynn Sr. getting his Gomez outfit ready in his underwear as well and looked away, "L-Let's go, Father! Chop chop! These c-candy bags won't fill themselves. Though, I-I am working on a prototype which will do exactly that."

But Lynn Sr. got mad and pushed the girls out, "First get out, all of you girls!" He then dressed and put on his costume that resembles Gomez Addams, "Second! What the hell do you need me for?"

Lola looked up at her father, "We go through this every year, Dad! We need to go with a grown-up or teenager and mom too! Your daughter LJ is busy with Lucy's corn maze."

Lynn Sr. then realized, "Ahhhh. Yeah! Count me in, guys! 'Cause Gomez Addams is in the hood tonight!" and he leaped out of the bathroom in joy, "ALALALALALALALALALALALA! Sssssshowtime!"

Lori was surprised, "Wow! My father is excited for Halloween already! Just like you, Lincoln!"

Lincoln started becoming eager, "All right, Mom and Dad! It looks like we are all set! We're ready to go trick-or-treating together as a family!"

Lori began to inform Lincoln, "Oh, and I just want to warn you. If you ever pee or poop in your diaper while we trick-or-treat, please do your best to hold it until we get back."

"Okay, Mom. Thanks for reminding me," Lincoln replied and he, Lori and Bobby go outside with the other Loud sisters.

Once outside, Lincoln looks to his sisters, "Alright guys which way should we head?"

Lisa adjusted her glasses, "To reach the maximum amount of house, I suggest we go through the neighborhood counterclockwise this year then take a high amount of elaborate turns."

Lincoln twirled his fake guy, "Sweet let's get this party started."

"Let's do it!" Lori shouted happily and eagerly.

With that, Lori, Lincoln and Bobby run off in their direction. On the intersection of Franklin and Olive, kids are out trick-or-treating as the they arrive, but they don't hear Hank and Hawk laughing and hiding in the bushes.

Hank looks at the little Louds, "Dude check it out, three runts! We should follow then and steal the candy!" He and Hawk put on disturbing baby masks, laugh, and slowly follow the group down the street.

Back to the Loud House where Lucy steps out and turns on the lights for her corn maze and carries in a bucket of fake blood Lucy pulls out a megaphone. "Okay, everyone, places."

Rita steps out looking like a zombie, moaning and groaning. She chuckles, "How's that?"

Lucy looks her over, "Hmm...not quite there. I think we need to lose a limb." She takes out a chainsaw.

Rita starts panicking and flinching, "NO, LUCY, NO!"

Lynn comes out looking like a masked serial killer.

Lucy hands the chainsaw over, "Here, Lynn. Don't forget your chainsaw."

Lynn takes it and runs into the maze.

Rita sighs in relieved, "Ah."

Lucy pulls her mom's shirt sleeve up to cover up her arm, "A little homemade blood, and you're good to go." She rubs it on the armless sleeve.

Rita smiles proudly at her daughter, "You're a real pro, honey. I should have let you do this years ago."

Lucy nods, "That's okay, Mom. I'm just glad to finally get my chance. I'm so thrilled, I can barely contain myself." Once again, her face hardly shows any change.

Rita looks at Lucy's face, "I know, honey. I can see it all over your face." She goes into the maze.

Leni comes out dressed as a vampiress and started speaking in a Transylvanian accent, "I literally vant to suck your blood." She flips her hair and is stopped by Lucy.

Lucy looks her over, "Hmm. Missing something." She yells into her megaphone, "Fangs, here!"

Fangs flies in and perches on Leni's shoulder, making her scream.

Lucy looks at Lori, "If you wanna make it more authentic, he could bite your neck."

Leni grows nervous while Fangs smiles, "No! I mean, this is fine." She goes into the maze.

Luan comes out as Dr. Frankenstein with Mr. Coconuts as her Frankenstein monster as Luan laughs evilly.

Lucy stops her older sister, "Hang on, Luan. Your monster needs more stitches." She draws some on Mr. Coconuts.

Luan looks a her puppet, "That's sew much better!" She laughs, "Get it?"

Lucy gave a deadpan look, "No puns in the maze."

But a disappointed Luan goes in.

Leni pouted, "Well, I'm literally not going to fall for it!

Geo rolls in and Lucy puts the head on his hamster ball. Leni takes a deep breath and hides her head as she and Geo go into the maze. Out come a pipe organ and Luna dressed like a skeleton.

Luna smirks, "Ready to rock, oh, mistress of the dark." She starts playing.

Lucy rubs the organ, "Drop down an octave and try it in D minor. That's the spookiest key."

Luna plays it as such and Lucy busts out her megaphone, "Okay, guys, the Loud Family haunted corn maze is officially open. Let's bring on the screams, people." Lucy picks up her hood, scythe, and blood and creeps into the maze.

Going back to the younger sisters trick-or-treating with the men of the house. The twins go up to the first house with their patriotic costumes and knock as the door opens.

Lola and Lana hold out their Halloween pails, "Trick or treat!"

Diem Doan smiles at twins, "Oh, aren't you two adorable." She gives them their candy.

As the door closes, there's another knock with the twins now in their aquatic outfits.

Lola and Lana hold out their Halloween pails, "Trick or treat!"

Diem Doan was easily fooled, "So cute!" She gives them more candy.

Another knock and the twins are in their condiment costumes.

Lola and Lana hold out their Halloween pails, "Trick or treat!"

Diem Doan still fooled, "Great costumes." She gives them more candy.

Lola and Lana look at their candy, "Thank you!" The two then leave.

Lana walks back to the group, "And that is how it's done. One house, six pieces of candy."

The twins high five and Lisa hops up to the door and knocks as it opens.

Lisa hold out her Halloween pail "Trick or treat!"

Diem Doan smiles at Lisa, "How sweet. A kangaroo." She prepares to give her her candy.

Lisa reaches in to her pouch, "And a baby roo." Lily pops out of Lisa's pouch and coos.

Diem Doan becomes overcome by the adorableness, "Aww!" before suddenly...

Lynn Sr. appears in front of Diem Doan, causing her to leap, "Trick or treat from Gomez Addams! Ha ha ha ha!" and he takes the bowl of candy and gives Lisa every piece in the bowl and gives it back to Diem Doan, "Be safe during the night!"

And he closed the door and cackled.

Lisa hops away, "Thank you!" She gives the twins content look, "Ha. One house, eighty-seven pieces of candy."

The wind blows eerily behind Lynn Sr, but he was very satisfied, "Ooooooh! So unhappy that it's satisfying!"

Meanwhile, Lori, Bobby and Lincoln are all walking down the street with their sacks loaded.

Lincoln was very satisfied about all the candy they got, "What a haul we got tonight! Dad, maybe we should take it to your house, because my mom's sisters will pounce on it!"

Lori agreed with the idea, "Yeah! Let's take it your house, honey! Because that way if my sisters ever get ready to pounce on the candy, we'll be ready to break up the fight. Well, I mean, we have three sacks full of candy. I think it's too much candy," Lori then got another idea, "Wait, I think we should bury one of our sacks underground. Bobby, I'm gonna need your bag!"

WIth that, Bobby hands Lori his candy-filled sack and buried it underground.

Lori spoke happily "Our hard work paid off. This was the best Halloween ever," and she, Bobby and Lincoln high five and turn the corner, only to find, to their shock, that the jack-o-lanterns are smashed, toilet paper is in the trees, candy wrappers are all over the ground, and all of Franklin Avenue is a complete mess, and the three of them were in complete shock, "Well...maybe not for everyone."

Back at home, the girls are closing up the maze when Lincoln and his parents Bobby and Lori approached them.

Lincoln started becoming nervous, "Guys, what's going on? Why are the streets deserted, and why are you taking down your maze?"

"Nobody showed up. All my work for nothing. Not a single scream," Lucy began to cry.

"Nobody showed up? Why not?" Ronnie Anne asked them nervously.

"Because two big stinkers came along and ruined everything!" Lola began to cry.

"Yeah! They TP'd all the trees and smashed all the Jack-O-Lanterns." Lana began to cry.

"And worst of all, they stole everybody's candy!" Lola started crying softly.

"And with the amount of candy I had, we're talking grand larceny," Lisa began to cry.

Lori and Bobby and Lincoln all huddle up, "Two big stinkers? Lincoln, you don't think it was the guys we told to come here, do you?"

Lincoln started speaking, "No way, Mom and Dad. There's plenty of big stinkers in our neighborhood."

Lynn Sr. began to shudder, "God, I'll never shake the sound of their big dumb laughs."

Lori suddenly asked them nervously, "Wait. Didn't those guys have big dumb laughs?"

"Mom, plenty of people have big dumb laughs," Lincoln informed Lori.

"And I'll never forget those creepy baby-faced masks which scared the hell out of me." Lola still cried.

"All Hallow's Eve, street name Halloween, is clearly ruined," Lisa began to cry as the other sisters go back inside greatly upset of what happened. Lily crawls by sighing with despair.

Lincoln suddenly became riddled with guilt, "This is all our fault! We led those stinkers right to my street!"

Lori and Bobby started crying, "We ruined Halloween!"

Lori started to sulk, "Why didn't anyone tell me the pitfalls of looking out for us?"

Lincoln started to panic, "Mom! Dad! We have to fix this! Look, we can't un-smash the Jack-O-Lanterns, and it's too late to get people to come to the maze. But we can get everybody's candy back."

Bobby was suddenly scared, "From those two big scary guys who could twist all three of us into human pretzels and dip us in a sauce of their choosing?"

Lincoln started suggesting them, "What choice do we have?"

Bobby gave out a deep sigh, "I guess you're right. I hope at least it's honey mustard."

The family, now dressed as the Mystery Inc. Gang, are walking the streets.

Lincoln started explaining, "First, we gotta find those guys. But it won't be easy. We don't even know where to start looking."

Bobby suddenly, notices something, "How about that trail of candy wrappers?"

Lori and Lincoln then see the trail, "That should work."

The family proceeds to follow the trail until a gust of wind blows the wrappers away.

Lori then became shocked, "Great! There goes the damn trail!

Bobby suddenly shaked Lincoln vigorously, "What are we gonna do now?"

Suddenly, some familiar laughter goes off.

Lori then realized it, "Wait! Guys, it's the big dumb laughs!"

Hank and Hawk are eating candy and dragging their sacks down the path while tossing wrappers on the ground.

"Pretty awesome booty, bro," Hank commented.

"Thanks, bro. I've been doing squats," Hawk commented.

"Not you, the candy," Hank corrected him.

Lincoln and his parents Lori and Bobby, now dressed as Fred, Daphne and Shaggy now follow them to their hideout which is a treehouse.

Bobby was feeling nervous, "I don't know which is worse: the stealing or the littering?"

"We need a plan," but Lincoln comes up with a plan, "Wait! I know! Mom, Dad! I think we should train some squirrels to go in and attack them. While they're busy getting rabies, we'll grab the candy."

Bobby began to suggest him, "I like the wildlife approach, but I was thinking we get a beaver to chew down the tree."

Lori added, "Or we hypnotize those guys so they fall asleep."

While they were planning, some groaning is heard.

Hawk was queasing, "Ugh. I ate too much candy."

Hank added "Aw, you'd better not puke, 'cause that'll make me puke."

Hawk continued queasing, "I think I'm just gonna pass out."

"Aw, dude, if you pass out, then I'll.." Hank and Hawk both thud and pass out.

Lincoln suddenly got an idea, "I think they just made a plan for us."

"Well, let's get that plan into action!" Lori exclaimed.

Lori, Lincoln and Bobby climb up into the treehouse quietly and see Hawk and Hank are still asleep. Bobby notices that the sack is tucked near them. Lincoln quietly steps on a floorboard that creaks and freezes. Luckily, it doesn't wake up the stinkers and they switch out the sack with a stick to rest Hank's head on. They try to get the sack out through the door, but it's not wide enough. They notice a window and try to push the bag through, but something starts breathing heavily around Bobby.

Bobby then started exclaiming quietly, "Lincoln, stop breathing so hard. You're fogging Lori's glasses!"

But Lincoln was under the sack "Uh, Bobby, I'm down here."

Lincoln and his parents now notice that the stinkers are awake now and ready to pummel them. The scene cuts to a pretzel to leave out the pummeling happening off-screen and changes to Lori, Lincoln and Bobby now as human pretzels in a dumpster, groaning in pain.

Lori groaned in pain, "Now, this is what I'd say about a human pretzel. I think this is where Leni got the idea about threatening to turn you in human pretzels."

Bobby added, "Yeah, I guess the dipping sauce of their choosing was garbage."

Hawk commented, "All this butt kicking has worked up my appetite. Let's go finish off the candy."

Hank added, "We'll see you doofuses next Halloween. And tell your neighbors no more dark chocolate. We're milk chocolate guys."

And they laugh and leave.

But Lincoln was still suspicious, "Well, we're not going to let these guys ruin everybody's future Halloweens."

"I know, but what are we gonna do?" Lori began to panic, "Next time, they might twist us into garlic knots. Or maybe even French crullers."

Lincoln replied, "But Mom, you're spiraling."

"I know. I'd better do my deep breathing or might get myself another glass of red wine to drown my anxiety!" Lori paused "Inhale one..."she inhales "...exhale two." and exhales.

But Lincoln just got an idea, "Wait a minute. Red Wine as Blood! Mom, do you remember the first time we ran into them?"

Flashback to the time the three encountered Hawk and Hank after talking with the Simpson family.

"Watch where you're going, doofuses!" Hank yelled but Lori did not back away unlike Lincoln and Bobby.

"Well, well, well! What do we have here?" Lori asked suspiciously, "If it isn't the two Hazeltucky Hockers from the football game that my son Lincoln screwed up by accident!"

"How did you recognize us?" Hawk asked in shock.

"That was the time when Lincoln screwed up at the football game, but at least he admitted that having fun is more important than winning," Lori explained, "Oh, and don't forget. Watch out for scary monsters! And that includes spiders!"

Hawk and Hank were now scared and Lori continued, "And don't forget to watch out because someone will be thirsty for blood!" and Lori showed them what appears to be a small glass of red wine disguised as blood.

"Ugh! Blood! I think I'm gonna barf!" Hawk and Hank both groan as Lori drinks the red wine and throws the wine glass aside.

"Well, be on the lookout for blood while you're trick or treating!" Lori informed her.

End flashback.

Bobby suddenly realizes something, "I see where you're going there, dear. Blood! That's their one weakness!"

"Exactly. And the three of us know where there's plenty of it," Lori digs out her phone and starts calling Lucy on her personal phone.

Lucy answered, "You rang?"

Lori began speaking on the phone, "Lucy, how would you like to have your haunted maze after all?"

Lucy emerges from her coffin and gives off a slight smile.

Near the stinkers' treehouse, Lori, Lincoln and Bobby are in their Alister and Nigel disguises again with bags full of leaves while Bobby is shaking in terror.

Lori decided to ask him, "You okay, buddy?"

"To be honest, I'm scared out of my mind. But as a great man once said, 'We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end," but Lori and Lincoln just stare blankly with no idea whom he meant, "Winston Churchill. It was in the study guide."

Lori then explained, "All right! If we survive this, Lincoln's going to read the rest of it," Lincoln got his sack ready and so did Bobby and Lori, "All right, here we go."

They get into character and proceed.

Bobby started speaking in a British accent, "I say, Alister, old chap, we certainly had a smashing success with the sweets tonight."

Lincoln also spoke in a British accent, "Indeed. And what a selection. All milk chocolate."

Lori spoke in a British accent, "And with some hints of cream caramel."

Hearing that catches Hank and Hawk's attention.

Hawk started explaining to Hank, "Bro, did you hear that? More candy!"

Hank added, "Aw, there's no way I can eat more candy."

They start laughing.

"Good one," Hawk laughed out.

"Aw, I know," Hank laughed out.

Suddenly, they see Lori, Bobby and Lincoln and Hawk started screaming, "Let's get 'em!"

"Well, you're gonna have to catch us first!" Lori yelled.

They leap out of the treehouse and give chase to Lincoln and his parents. The family climbs over a log, but the stinkers plow right through it. The family hops over stones on a lake, but the stinkers charge on top of the water. The family crosses another log acting as a bridge, and when the stinkers try, their combined weight breaks the bridge, making them fall, scream, and climb up with their bare hands. Soon, they arrive back into town.

Hawk suddenly stops in pain, "Ugh, stomach cramps!"

"Aw, man! If you get a cramp, I'll get a cramp."

Bobby was looking back, "I think we're starting losing them!" but he realizes, "Oh, wait. We don't wanna lose them!"

Lori then suggested, "Let's just jog in place."

With that, they make chase into the corn maze with the stinkers getting ready to pummel the boys again as they rush in.

Hank began to laugh, "They're ours now."

Lincoln and his parents all duck into a few corn plants and lose them.

Lori finally exclaimed, "It worked! We got them in here."

"As Winston Churchill once said, 'Never, never, never give up," Lincoln exclaimed as Lori and Bobby both look at him all ecstatically, "I felt bad, so while we were jogging in place, I glanced at the study guide."

The stinkers are still looking.

Hawk became a little scared, "It's really dark in here."

"Man up, bro! I want that candy," But Hank notices the lights turning off, "What's that?"

Luna starts on playing on her organ.

"When darkness falls on the house of Loud"

"Around every turn, new terror abounds"

"You don't want to lose your head! Ha ha ha!"

The other are returning home so Bobby can drive them to Beaverton, but suddenly Hank and Hawk jump them. The men push the girls behind them as the two stinkers crack their knuckles.

"You can run, but you can't hide"

"They know that you taste better alive"

"I don't think that they've been fed in a long, long time"

"Every corner, every floor"

"Watch out, they ain't herbivores"

"Ghastly ghouls out for blood"

"Sorry, bud"

"You got tricked"

"You got tricked"

Bobby get shoved to the ground and Hawk starts wrestling with him the two exchange punches, but Hawk is getting more in, while Lincoln and Ronnie Anne are handling Hank, Lincoln aims for his gut while Lori punched Hank's leg really hard, causing him to scream.

"You got punked and pranked with a spooky twist"

"Before you wet your pants, better get out quick"

"Tricked, tricked, tricked"

"You got...tricked"

"Beware of fangs and bloody fur"

"A Loud House chainsaw massacre"

"There's no chance that you'll get out"

The little Louds are cowering behind Lori in fear as Lincoln was getting kicked in the gut by Hank, Bobby performed at drop kick on Hank and dodoged when Hawk charged at him. Bobby then did a drop kick on Hawk's head.

"Ghosts writing your eulogy"

"Heads are rolling literally"

"So, who needs their mommy now?"

"Spilling guts on the floor"

"Clean up on aisle four"

"Why you running off so soon?"

Bobby kicked the two snickers in the coconuts while they were on the ground, before picking up Lincoln and limping to the girls to see if they were alright.

"Sorry dude"

"You got tricked"

"You got tricked"

"You got punked and pranked with a spooky twist"

"Before you wet your pants, better get out quick"

"Tricked, tricked, tricked"

"You got...tricked"

After the fight the trick or treaters continued to walk home, all of the girls looked up at the boys as the walked home, Lincoln had a black eye and Bobby was covered in bruises. The two boys and the girl Lori were silently whispering to each other.

Lucy started speaking to them in an angry manner, "The crimes you have committed this night shan't go unpunished. You reap what you sow!" Lucy proceeded to slash a rope with her scythe, dumping a bucket of fake blood on them, making them scream.

"Blood!" Hank screamed in fear.

"Oh my god! I think I'm gonna puke!" Hawk screamed in fear.

"Run for it, Hank!" Hank still screamed.

As they run out screaming, Lucy gives a small smile of satisfaction.

Hank suddenly became nauseous, "We're not...coming back here...again..." and he and Hawk both run off.

Luna finished her song, "You got...tricked."

Everyone cheers for a successful maze scare.

"That was awesome!" Lana screamed happily.

"That was literally wonderful!" Leni screamed happily.

Lincoln was finally happy, "Thanks, guys. I think we taught those two big stinkers a lesson."

Lucy was satisfied, "No, thank you for bringing them here. You totally made my Halloween. I've never been happier."

Once again, little to no change of emotion on her and Lori examines it.

Lincoln continued explaining, "Trust me, Mom. She's happy. Hopefully, next year, your maze will have more than two customers."

Rita and Lynn Sr. both noticed something happily, "Looks like we won't have to wait till next year."

Every kid in the neighborhood showed up.

Lucy started speaking on the megaphone, "Places, everyone."

The girls go back in the maze.

Lincoln finally became happy, "I guess we did save Halloween! But too bad nobody got any candy."

"And we promised to make this the greatest Halloween for all of you!" Bobby added.

Lola gave a cross look, "Who cares about candy if you three were put in danger or worse!"

Lori suddenly became happy and got an idea and so did Lincoln, "Lincoln, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Lincoln started shouting happily, "I sure am, Mom! Let's go get our shovels!"

Lynn Sr. then jumped to them in sheer happiness still dressed as Gomez Addams, "Ahahahahaha! Showtime!"

Rita then followed, now dressed as Morticia Addams, "Looks like Morticia Addams is helping out tonight!"

Later, Lori, Bobby, Lynn Sr., Rita and Lincoln are all giving out the full-size bars they got to the kids who had their candy stolen.

First off, a ballerina girl came to them, "Trick or treat!" and Lori gives her one, "Here you go, little girl.

A Transformers boy who looked like Spike Witwicky came to them, "Trick or treat!" and Bobby gave him one, "And here you go, son."

Then came a Robot kid speaking in a faux metallic voice, "TRICK OR TREAT." and Lynn Sr. gives him one.

Lori's younger sisters, Lola, Lana and Lisa, are next in line, "Trick or treat!"

"Guess what, girls? I've got a surprise for you all," Lori gives them full-size candy bars.

"Whoa!" Lola screamed in excitement.

"Full-size candy bars? No way!" Lana screamed in excitement.

"Oh my god! They are real!" Lisa screamed in excitement, "Where did you acquire these magnificent specimens?"

Lincoln started explaining, "It's a long story. Let's just say next Halloween, we have a great place to take you guys trick-or-treating."

Bobby then added, "You'll just need a British accent."

The sisters run off and a boy as a mummy comes up next and spoke eerily, "Trick or treat!" and Rita gives him one.

Lola and Lana come back in their salt and pepper shaker costumes, "Trick or treat!"

But Lori and Lincoln were both too smart for the trick, "Sorry, you already got one." and the twins walk away foiled.

A girl dressed as a hot dog is the last one, "Trick or treat!" and Lincoln gives the hot dog girl a candy bar.

"Well, Lincoln. That's everybody," Lori spoke happily.

Lincoln exclaimed, "Great. And the rest of the candy bars are all ours."

Lori reaches in and pulls out a few of fun size bars, "And it looks like there's only five of them left."

Lincoln then got an idea, "Do you know what that means?" and Lynn Sr., Rita, Lori, Bobby all join in with Lincoln, "That means we eat the five candy bars together!"

With that, they all take the five remaining candy bars and eat them together as a family.

Bobby spoke happily, "You know something, Jack-O-Lincoln? Thanks, and Happy Halloween."

Lincoln thanked him, "Happy Halloween, Daddy of Frankenstein."

Lori added, "From Jack-O-Lincoln and Me, Mummy Lori."

Lynn Sr. then added, "With help from Gomez and Morticia Addams of the Addams Family, Hahahahaha! Looks like we had some Addams Family spirit inside us this Halloween! Can't wait for next year's Halloween!"

And Lynn Sr. and Rita both laughed maniacally together and both spoke to the viewers, "HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYBODY!" and they continued laughing.

The camera then zooms out to two green Rigellians named Kang and Kodos watching the episode end and they were not satisfied with it being shown in November.

Kang was very displeased, "Pathetic humans!" he holds up a recording of the Halloween special, "They've shown a Halloween chapter of the Loud House..." and he holds up a calendar with November on it, "in November!"

"Who's still thinking about Halloween?! We've already got our Christmas decorations up!" Kodos points to the fireplace, which has a replica of Kang and Kodos taking over Santa, his sleigh, and the nine reindeer including Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, a Christmas wreath, two Christmas shrubs on each side, two poinsettia plants on each side, a string of lights below the replica, and Rigellian-themed stockings for Kang and Kodos.

Kang and Kodos both laugh like Santa Claus in unison, "Ho ho ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!" and their spaceship which is painted in Christmas-theme flies away as Kodos continues laughing like Santa Claus.