I do not own anything in these stories. All rights go to the creator Chris Savino and the current showrunner, Michael Rubiner.
It was the evening of Friday, November 7, 1986. Lori, Bobby and Lincoln were in Lincoln's room together enjoying some nice glasses of lemonade with crazy straws in their cups.
Lori then turns to the readers, "Ah, Friday night. You and I have survived another week of school. Now it's time to kick back, forget your troubles, and crack open our handheld videogame." and she gets out her son's handheld videogame and she and Lincoln both smell it, "Mmmm-mmmm-mmmm. We're loving that delighted game smell," but suddenly, they pick up another scent, one that worries them. "Wait a minute." and she sniffs again "Is that...Oh dear. something doesn't seem right!"
Soon, her sisters and daughter start picking up the scent as well.
"Sniff. Sniff." Lucy said.
"Mom's expensive perfume. Which can only mean one thing." Lori started checking the calendar and finds out what tonight is... "Wait a minute! It's date night for my parents! Which can only mean one other thing!"
"Lori, your sister Leni is in charge, guys! Do whatever she tells you to and don't disobey her! Bye!" Rita yelled leaving the house with Lynn Sr.
Here's where Lori and Lincoln go berserk about Leni taking charge of them.
Lori and Lincoln then screamed out in panic, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" and Lori began to speak in fear, "Oh, dear God! Leni gets a sick thrill from bossing us around! In this house, we call her the Queen of..."
It cuts to Leni beginning to take things away from the other girls.
"NO!" Leni yelled angrily from upstairs as she unplugs Luna's amplifiers. "NO MUSIC!" and she then tosses Lana's mud pie in the trash. "NO MUD PIES!" and she then approaches Lori who's talking on the phone with Carol... "NO..."
"Wow! That's literally amazing, Carol! I ought to..." Lori yelled happily before suddenly...
Leni angrily hangs up Lori's call "No phone calls." Leni tells Lori, and Leni then violently takes away Lincoln's game. "AND NO VIDEO GAMES!" Leni yelled furiously at Lincoln.
Leni dresses up in Lori's military uniform and blows a whistle that summons her siblings and the pets to the front room.
"Leni, what are you doing wearing my military outfit?" Lori asked in fear.
"At ease!" Leni yelled. Everyone feels calmer now but... "PSYCHE! NOBODY IS TO BE AT EASE IN MY PRESENCE!" She started yelling furiously. The others regain their forms. "As you know, Mom and Dad left me in charge. That means, you have to do as I say, whether you're tall, short, or covered in fur and can only understand the word "sit!" Leni still yelled.
Charles, Cliff, and Geo sit down on command, but Walt tips over in his attempt and knocks Geo's hamster ball to the side.
Leni then angrily busts out a chart of tonight's schedule. "Now, here is our schedule for this evening. 6:00 to 7:00: Sitting on bed with arms folded. 7:00 to 7:30: Chow. 7:30 to 8:00: Thorough cleaning of mess hall. 8:00: Staring at wall until falling asleep. Everyone got that?!" Leni asked.
"MA'AM, YES, MA'AM!" Everyone, but Lana yelled.
"SIR, YES, SIR!" Lana yelled.
Leni then growled furiously at Lana for calling her "sir". Lana covers her mouth, and started whimpering in fear, feeling like she's about to poop herself any minute.
"DISMISSED!" Leni yelled angrily.
Everyone rushes back upstairs while Geo hops in his ball up each step.
Lincoln opens his door and puts a note in Geo's hamster ball.
"Hey, Geo. Want a snack, boy?" Lincoln asked he then tosses the snack over to Lola and Lana's door.
Geo rolls over, opens his ball, gets the treat, and gets the twins' attention. Lincoln does this with the other girls, the note tells them to meet in Lincoln's room and they sneak over to Lincoln's room, Luan has camouflaged herself with the wall and sneaks in. Lori is the only one who still hasn't snuck out of her room since she's with Leni at the moment, she begins to sneak off while wearing a scarf.
"Lori, what are you doing?" Leni asked with suspicion in her tone.
"I'm not Lori. I'm wearing a scarf." Lori said.
But Leni was not fooled one bit, "LORRAINE MARIE LOUD! YOU HAVE GOT EXACTLY FIVE MINUTES TO DO YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!" Leni said.
Lori goes out and sneaks over to her son Lincoln's room to join the others for a big meeting.
"This better be good. You know how much trouble we'll be in if Leni finds out we're not in our rooms?" Lola asked.
"Rooms? More like prison cells! Every time Leni's left in charge, she makes our lives miserable," Lincoln explained, "Well, we say no more! It's time for us to take back our Friday nights! Luna, do you like it when Leni unplugs your amp mid-jam?" Lincoln asked.
"It's way harsh." Luna said.
"And Lana, how about when Leni throws out your mud pies?" Lincoln asked.
"I work hard on those!" Lana yelled.
"And Lily, what about when Leni won't let you run around freely?" Lincoln asked. Lily blows a raspberry in protest and Lincoln continued, "And Mom, what about when Leni won't let you take care of me while she's in charge?"
Lori becomes irked and started speaking out, "Ooof! I'm really... No!... I mean literally and absolutely pissed off about Leni taking advantage of me every time she's in charge! I can handle the parenting job myself if I'm alone with Lincoln and Lily!"
"Then let's do something about it!" He yelled.
"YEAH!" The other girls present yelled.
Back in Lori and Leni's room, Leni is trying to paint her toenails like in Sixteen 1/2 Magazine, but she doesn't seem to have gotten it down yet. Suddenly, Luna's jam is back on, which Leni does not take well as it's going against her orders.
Leni sees Lily playing and began to speak furiously, "Lily, what the hell do you think you..."
Just then, there are some creaks and Leni notices that the others are right behind her.
"Suprise!" Lori yelled and they tackle Leni as she screams for help. Just then, it's revealed that they tied Leni up to a chair.
"HEY?! WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!" Leni asked furiously.
"Your power trip is over, Leni! We're taking back our Friday nights!" Lori yelled.
"What the... Power trip?! What are you talking about?!" Leni asked angrily in confusion.
"Just admit it like Mom does. You get a sick thrill out of bossing us around, Leni!" Lincoln yelled angrily.
Lori added in anger, "Yeah, and each time you take charge of us, I start getting one step closer to calling your grandfather and having him punish you for bossing us around!"
The other sisters concur.
"You think I enjoy this? Unfortunately, I'm the only one who can keep this house from ending up turning in a pile of rubble! It's not like any of you could do it!" Leni said bitterly.
"Yuh-huh. Lori and Lincoln could." Lana said.
"We could?" Lori and Lincoln asked in surprise.
"WE'RE THINKIN' LORI AND LINCOLN! WE'RE THINKIN' LORI AND LINCOLN!" The other sisters cheered.
Lori and Lincoln are suddenly flabbergasted at this.
"Lori and Lincoln in charge together? Ha! Lincoln couldn't lead Cliff to the litter box." Leni says condescendingly.
Cliff is right next to his little box and suddenly goes right on the carpet.
"Oh yeah? Challenge accepted!" Lori yelled taking Leni's whistle. "Take her away!"
The other sisters carry her to her room.
"You won't last five minutes out there, morons!" Leni yelled angrily then starts to laughs maniacally. "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
Lori shuts the door and started ordering her young princess sister, "Lola, I am honoring you to guard this door. Make sure no one goes in, and make sure that no one, and I MEAN NO ONE, ever comes out!"
"All righty! Count me in!" Lola agreed and she gets a Golf club to guard the door while dressing up as a security guard.
"Say goodbye to the Queen of No..." Lincoln begins to say before tossing the whistle on the floor.
And Lori finished, "...and hello to the Prince and Queen of Reason!"
The sisters cheer in victory, and Luna is finally jamming out.
"Luna, make sure the music is never too loud!" Lincoln explained as Luna turned the volume on her guitar down before he started cranking the tunes and gives Lana some mud, "Lana, make sure you don't use too much mud!"
Lori then added as she gave Lincoln their phones, "We must make sure never to be on our phones all day! And Lincoln, my son, we must make sure to take a break from video games once in a while!" Lori spoke happily before she turns the NES on for Lincoln, and it appears that the game that's in the NES is "Ice Climber."
"All right! Ice Climber! Time to play the game!" Lincoln screamed happily.
But just before Lincoln can finally start playing, Lori screams and Lincoln pauses the game to see what's wrong. And it turns out that Luan is chasing Lori around with a rubber spider.
"Luan! Get that spider off me at once!" Lori yelled angrily at Luan.
"And another thing, just don't get too crazy." Lincoln said nervously.
With Luna, she was playing some soft rock music on her axe at a normal peaceful volume, "Hey bros, just making sure the music doesn't get too loud."
"THAT'S SOME GOOD ADVICE, LUNA!" Lincoln yelled back in happiness as he and Lori try to get back to playing their game together, but suddenly, an explosion occurs and the smoke alarm goes off.
Lisa comes out of her room, and Lori started becoming concerned, "Lisa, what was that?"
"It's science. You wouldn't understand." Lisa said. Just then, a tentacle grabs Lisa and drags her back in. "AAH!" Lisa yelled the door then closed.
"Just keep it on a leash!" Lori yelled.
Just before she and Lincoln can resume their game together, Lori find her daughter Lily on top of a bookshelf throwing books on the floor and walking over to the edge of the shelf and starts climbing to save her.
"LILY! YOU COME DOWN RIGHT NOW, YOUNG LADY!" Lori yelled.
Lily walks over the edge and Lori catches her and she sighs in relief.
But suddenly, at that moment, Lana casts a fishing rod right into the fish tank.
"Lana! You can't fish in there! Those are pets." Lincoln yelled before his mother noticed Lily escaping.
Lori then grabs Lana's fishing rod out of Lana's hands and uses it to reel her daughter Lily back in, "Come on, Lily! You don't want to be out in the cold! Do ya?"
Lynn comes in with a bucket of dirt and pours the dirt on the floor much to Lori's annoyance, "Lynn! What are you doing?" Lori yelled at Lynn, "You know you shouldn't be dumping dirt all over the floor!"
"Can't ride a dirt bike without dirt." Lynn said.
"Give me that bucket!" Lori ordered.
Suddenly, Lori and Lincoln are in a crossfire of pizza slices and waffles tossed by Lana and Lucy who are having a food fight; he shields himself with a cookie sheet and the pizza and waffles plaster all over it and make a rather gorgeous painting which impresses him, Lynn is pouring water from the hose all over the carpet and then gets pegged by an incoming gourd, and the hose then starts going wild while Luan prepares to chasing Luan with her rubber spider.
"Oh my god! Luan, when will you quit chasing me with that damn spider?!" Lori yelled angrily.
The hose squirts Luan, which causes her to stop chasing Lori who suddenly trips over the telephone wire and lands in the mud and notices Lucy built a fort of many diapers that Lincoln, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily soiled and soaked altogether.
"Ewwwwww! Lucy! What are you doing with all those diapers that the younger ones used up?" Lori asked angrily to Lucy.
Lana screams like a madman and fires a barrage of meatballs.
"Incoming." Lucy said as she hides in her diaper fort.
Lincoln takes cover with her only for their fort wall to be damaged. "Diaper wall breach!" Lincoln yelled.
Lana fires a cupcake at them, but Lucy stops it by plugging up the hole with Lily's butt; Lily then giggles.
"FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK!" Luna yelled, "TIME TO TURN THINGS UP TO ELEVEN!" and she sets her amps all the way up to "Super Max" and has fireworks all set up for a big finale.
"LUNA!" Lori and Lincoln started yelling in slow motion, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
But they were was too late, and Luna plays a chord so outrageously loud that the noise blasts Lori and Lincoln right into the wall which leaves a dent of unsightly residue.
Just then, Leni's taunting words echo in their mind, "Lincoln in charge? Ha! He couldn't lead Cliff to the litter box."
Cliff is right next to his litter box, but goes on the fireplace instead.
"Oh, really, Cliff?" Lincoln asked irked.
Lori really started to get angry, "Ooooooooh! I'm about to get really furious right NOW!" and she begins to get steamed and furious, and she started yelling furiously, "THAT'S IT! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!" and she started unplugging Luna's amps. "NO MORE GUITAR PLAYING!" Lori then takes Lana's food. "...NO MORE FOOD FIGHTS!" and she stops Lynn from riding her bike in the house. "...NO MORE DIRT BIKES!, AND NO MORE SCIENCE EXPERIMEEEEEEEEEEENTS!" and she takes Lisa's beakers and tosses them, causing an explosion.
The others aren't too happy with Lori and Lincoln suddenly changing their mind and were also shocked by Lori's angry outburst.
Lori still yelled angrily at her sisters, "WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH ALL OF YOU?! WHAT KIND OF SISTERS ARE YOU?! YOU ARE NOT WILD MONKEYS FROM A JUNGLE! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ACTING LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS, NOT A BUNCH OF WILD-ASS ANIMALS!"
"What has gotten into you? Who do you think you are? Your sister Leni?" Lynn asked.
They all start laughing at Lori and Lincoln and go back to enjoying their Friday night before suddenly, Bobby stops them.
"Lincoln isn't, but I'm second in command after Lori and Leni together." Bobby said with a smirk on his face.
"Big deal, Bobby! What power do you have?" Lana asked.
"I have the power to do this." Bobby said pulling out his phone and dialing a number.
"Hey, Mama Loud I have something important to tell you." Bobby said.
"Stop him!" Lynn yelled and the sisters sans Lori yelled and chased after Bobby.
"No. I'm not." Lincoln said but he and Lori then realize what Bobby did. "Leni!" and Lincoln went to Leni's room only to be stopped by Lola.
"Hey! No one goes in, no one comes out! Boss's orders!" Lola yelled.
"Those were our orders! Let me in!" Lincoln yelled.
"I'm gonna need you to step back, sir." Lola said.
"Well that means we'll see whoever comes out on top right now!" Lincoln then charged at Lola with a war cry before suddenly Lola whacks him with the golf club and knocks him out.
A few moments later, as Lincoln comes to, he sees that Lola tied him and Bobby up like they tied Leni up.
"Uh, no no no. I'm sorry, Lincoln. ANYONE ELSE?!" Lola yelled before she hits the ground with the club and continued, "I DIDN'T THINK SO!"
Sadly though, Lincoln can't break free and he looks to his father Bobby in worry.
"Dad. Dad. Dad, are you OK?" Lincoln asked.
Bobby was out cold and Lincoln gets wrapped with guilt.
"What am I gonna do? This is all such a big mess!" Lincoln confessed in fear.
But Leni started speaking to him, "Well, Lincoln. I knew you and Lori wouldn't last five minutes."
"It's only been five minutes, Leni?!" Lincoln then shakes his head, "This is all our fault, Mom and I should have never tried to over throw you! Now look what happened!" Lincoln said then looking at Bobby.
But Leni just stares at him with a deadpan look and Lincoln continued, "Look, Leni! It's a mad house down there! You've got to help us!"
"Sorry. I'm a little tied up at the moment. You got to handle it," Leni replied.
"I can't! You and Mom are the only ones who can keep this house from ending up in a pile of rubble," Lincoln said before Luna's fireworks go off, "Or ashes."
"And?" Leni asked.
"I couldn't lead Cliff to the litter box." Lincoln said.
"And?" Leni asked with a smirked.
"I'm sorry." Lincoln said.
"That's all I needed to hear." Leni said. "Lori, Bobby, you're both up!"
Bobby opened his eyes and reached in to his pocket and pulled out a kitchen knife. He then used the knife to cut himself free and then went to Leni and handed her a nail file to free herself.
"Wait, Dad! You could've freed us the whole time?!" Lincoln yelled.
"Yup." Bobby said going to his Lincoln and cutting him free.
"Wait, but Dad, why didn't you save Leni before?!" Lincoln yelled.
"Cause, Leni told me If I ever see you guys going nuts on date night come save her." Bobby said as he freed Lincoln.
"Bobby isn't just your father, Lincoln, he's also your mother's boyfriend, and he's one of my best friends and also he and Lori are both second in command." Leni explained before she puts on her military shades and decided to kick into action, "All right! Let's roll!"
They open the door with Lola still standing guard.
"I don't know how to get past her. She's an animal." Lincoln said.
Bobby covers his mouth while Leni holds up a pile of glitter, and blows it in Lola's direction.
"GLITTER!" Lola yells giddily chases after the sparkly cloud.
"Glitter. Nice." Lincoln said impressed.
"Yeah, that glitter is quite a unique touch," Lori added impressed.
They go downstairs where Lincoln shows Leni the chaos caused by the sisters' antics.
"See what I mean?!" Lincoln yelled in fear.
"Observe." Leni said. She busts out one of Lori's whistles and blows it and gets their attention. "MOM AND DAD ARE GONNA BE HOME IN 10 MINUTES!" Leni yelled.
The other sisters hurry and get to cleaning up the mess they made.
"Brilliant." Lincoln said.
"Yeah, you learn a few tricks as you get older." Leni said. She then hears her phone ringing and answers it "Hello? Uh-huh. Sure. Okay. Bye." Leni said she then hangs up.
"Your folks?" Bobby asked.
"Mom and Dad. They're gonna be home in 10 minutes." Leni said.
"WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!" Lincoln yelled.
"Not to worry, Lincoln, I'll handle this," Lori spoke softly as she turned to Luna, "Hey, Luna. How about a little clean up music?"
"You got it, sis!" Luna yelled, "And a one, and a two..." and Lori joined in with Luna... "And a one, two, three, four!"
Leni blows her whistle and everyone does what they can to clean the house.
With Lana, she puts the fish back in the tank and Lisa scrubs up the living room with a soap cannon and the help of her tentacle friend.
With Lincoln, he and Luan untangle the phone wire while Lynn uses the hose to clean the kitchen and then puts it outside. Cliff is about to go on the carpet, but Leni and Lori both glare at him and he obeys to go in his litter box.
With Lola, she ties up some trash and Lynn yanks it up on her dirt bike, and Lori fishes out a new diaper for Lily and puts it on her. They all work together put the finishing touches and carry everything else away as if the house was the same as it was when their parents left.
"GOODNIGHT, LOUD HOUSE!" Luna yelled.
The other sisters go back to their rooms after a crazy Friday night. A few moments later, their parents are approaching in the driveway and just as it seems all is well, there appears to still be a dent in the wall from Lori and Lincoln's impact caused by Luna's power chord.
Lincoln gasps upon... "The wall! Mom! Dad! Do something!"
Bobby sees the painting from the food fight and he then screamed out, "That can be done! Hey, Lori! Catch!" tosses it to Lori and she catches it and put it right over the dent.
A few moments later, the parents enter.
"Wow! I can't believe the house is still standing!" Lynn Sr. yelled in surprised.
"What'd you expect? Leni's in charge." Lincoln said.
"So, what are you guys up to?" Rita asked.
"Oh, we were just about to play a video game on the NES. You can't say "no" all the time." Leni said.
"Oh, and look at this lovely piece of food art the kids made." Rita said.
The parents went into there bedroom while Lori, Leni and Lincoln begin to play some Ice Climber on the NES. But... something isn't right
Lynn Sr. began screaming, "WHERE'S MY GOLF CLUB?!" Lynn Sr. yelled.
But Bobby then explained to him, "Don't worry, father. I'm gonna fix up your golf club. You'll get it back by the end of the week."
"Oh, thanks son." Lynn Sr. said.
Later that night, Lincoln is asleep leaning on Leni's shoulder and Bobby and Lori were watching a movie.
"Hey, Lincoln, thanks for helping me get things right in the house," Leni said as she picked up Lincoln.
"Hey, no thanks are necessary right now, Leni. You and Lori are my best friends. We'll always come and save ya." Bobby replied.
"Yeah, it's good that I had to take charge of the house for once," Lori added softly.
Leni smiled and started to walk up stairs, but she stopped before taking a step on the stairs and decided to speak to Bobby, "You know your girlfriend Lori never really got to be THE "baby" since she was born literately a year before me and well, Lincoln was born six years and two months after her and Lily was born a month before she turned sixteen, and well, you and Lori actually have a right to be their father and mother," Leni spoke softly.
Bobby and Lori both stared at Leni with looks of concern and confusion.
"But, you know, Bobby? I'm glad that you and Lori and your kids are all part of my life and decide to stick around for so long," Leni said.
Lori and Bobby then giggled together for a bit and they both followed Leni upstairs and Lori said another thing to Leni as she softly and gently grabbed Lincoln out of her arms and into Lori's arms, "Hey, Leni. I can't see my life without you girls, but someday, after Bobby and I graduate, we will leave the house and find us a new place to live and we'll take the kids with us, Leni. Just me, Bobby and Lincoln, Ronnie Anne and Lily. Until that happens, we'll do whatever we can to keep this house safe, soon so don't worry Leni."
With that, Lori and Bobby went ahead and started carrying Lincoln to their room.
"Don't need to worry not with you around Bobby. It looks like "The Queen of No" is now "The Queen Of Realizing How Harsh I Was To All of You As I Think About It While Sleeping With Luna," Leni said before she went to Luna and Luan's room since she's decided to sleep with Luna again.
In Lori and Leni's room, Lori and Bobby were putting Lincoln and Lily to sleep on Leni's normal bed right after Lori changed her son's diaper. Once they tucked them into bed, Lori and Bobby finally climbed into their bed together and got themselves cozy and comfy as they laid down in their bed with their heads on their pillow. Lori then turned off the bedroom lamp before she and Bobby finally drifted to sleep for the night.