I do not own anything in these stories. All rights go to the creator Chris Savino and the current showrunner, Michael Rubiner.

It was the afternoon of Monday, November 17, 1986 and everybody in the Loud House has just gotten home from another hard day at school. Lincoln was doing some of his homework in his room, when suddenly he hears a noise from his window. He goes to the window to see what's up and finds his father Bobby who has gotten home from another hard day of work at the Royal Woods Hospital.

Bobby called from down below, "Hi, boy! I'm home from another day of work at the hospital!"

"Oh, hi, Dad! Come on up!" Lincoln called as he tosses down a ladder and Bobby climbs up.

"So, what's going on, today?" Bobby asked him as he entered Lincoln and his parents Lori and Bobby's family bedroom.

Just then, Lynn opens the door and began speaking eagerly, "You ready, Stinkoln'? It's go time! WOO!" before she runs off.

Bobby suddenly got confused, "Um... What was that about?"

"Well, Dad. Tonight's game night in the Loud House," Lincoln explained, "Sounds fun, right? Not when you have a sister in law like Lynn."

Lynn then came knocking on Lola and Lana's door, "Yo, twins! Hope you read the menu, 'cause you're about to get served!"

"Oh, do you guys not liking playing board games?" Bobby asked with worry.

Lincoln then continued, "No, it's not that the rest of us don't like playing games. Hell, we don't care that Lynn wins every time. It's just, she's not exactly a "good winner"."

Flashback to the last game night they had. Lynn is doing a victory dance on the table.

"Oh yeah, baby! I win! Lynn-er, Lynn-er, chicken dinner!" Lynn screamed out.

"Oh, come on! What a sore loser she really is!" Lori spoke angrily.

Lynn plays and wins another game.

"YES! I WIN! HA!" Lynn screamed as she flips the board off the table and prepares to leave, "Losers clean up!"

Suddenly, Bobby started getting angry and growled at Lynn, "Why YOU LITTLE...!" and he suddenly chasing after Lynn.

End flashback.

Lincoln continued explaining to Bobby, "And if you think that's bad. Guess what, Dad? Last Wednesday, November 10th, she waited till everyone fell asleep and then wrote "loser" on their foreheads. Fortunately, I got out of that one," He turns around and unknowingly reveals that Lynn shaved "Loser" on the back of his hair. Bobby suddenly then looked shocked at this and he turned back to him, "What's wrong, Dad?"

"Uh, nothing," Bobby smiled nervously and Lincoln shrugs.

Later that afternoon, the kids have gathered at the dining room table for their games.

Lincoln came in and announced, "Hey, guys! Especially you, Mom! Look who's here to play with us!

Bobby then came in and welcomed them, "Hi, girls."

"Hi, Bobby," Leni said softly.

"Hey, dude," Luna shouted happily.

"Hey, honey! I'm so glad you could come here!" Lori spoke happily as she gave him a kiss on the cheek.

And the twins greeted, "Hi!"

"Greetings, male friend," Lisa added.

"Hello," Lucy added.

"How's it going?" Luan asked him happily.

"Daddy!" Lily giggled.

Lincoln then explained to Lynn, "Lynn, this is Dad's first time playing games with us in a while, so maybe you should go easy on MY father," and he was referring to Bobby.

"Okay, sure. I'll go easy on him," Lynn spoke to them.

"Really?" Bobby asked in surprise.

But suddenly, Lynn changed her mind, "NOT!" and laughs manically.

Bobby then sat next to Lori, "Yeah, I don't like the sound of that."

"Yeah, I don't either, honey," Lori said as she holds up a box of tissues, "...but it you ever need to cry, I have tissues."

Bobby then became lovestruck, "Awww. That's what I love about you, my dear Lori." and he kissed his soon to be wife Lori's cheek.

Lynn then decided to ask him something, "Hey, I was just wondering. Do you guys know any good therapists?"

Bobby tried to explain, "Well, Clyde recommends..."

But Lynn then started taunting him, "To help you deal with your loss tonight? BURN!"

The rest of them suddenly sigh in exasperation.

Lori then walks up to the shelf, "Okay, guys, what'll it be tonight?"

"Go-go fishy!" Lily giggled.

"Ahhh. Good choice, Lily," Lori spoke softly as she grabbed the cards, "Go Fish it is."

Later into the game, everyone was playing along.

Lisa then asked Lynn something, "Lynn, do you possess any sevens?"

"Hope you've got gas in your boat." Lynn said to herself.

Lisa then replied, "Pardon? I have no aquatic vehicles."

Lynn then suddenly taunted her, "Because you're going fishing!" and Lisa drew a card before Lynn continued, "Leni, it appears that you seemed pretty interested in deuces last right. Got any?"

"Grrrrgh! Fine! Go easy on me, twerp!" Leni growled furiously as she gives Lynn her two and gives her the finger.

Lynn suddenly then slams her cards on the table, "Boom! Welcome to Losertown! Population: you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, and you!" and she points to her siblings and Bobby individually.

"Well, now that that's over with," Lori said to herself as she and the others proceed to get up.

But suddenly, Lynn stopped them, "Wait-wait-wait, hold on. Tonight's special. It's my..." Lynn pauses for a moment as she presses a button revealing a celebratory tarp, "...300th win in a row! I am unbeaten by you chumps!" and she busts out a bazooka that fires confetti at them and runs off, "WOO!"

Luna suddenly coughs from the confetti and sees something familiar, "Dudes, this confetti's made from our homework! Bogus!"

Lori then got an idea, "Aha! I know what she's up to! I think her superstitious self is trying to make us fail school!"

"I can't take this anymore!" Lola growled, "She is so obnoxious."

"Yeah, even I think she's obnoxious and this is my first time playing with you guys in a while," Bobby spoke angrily.

"Lynniot!" Lily babbled angrily as she blew a raspberry.

Lincoln then explained something to Lori and Bobby, "You know, Mom and Dad, if only we could beat her just once, maybe she'd stop gloating."

"Okay, so how are we gonna do that when she's better at every game on the shelf?" Lori spoke with concern.

"I know. Maybe we need to try a game that isn't on the shelf," Bobby suggested, "Something that Lynn doesn't know, something that one of us is really good at."

Lola then got an idea, "I think I might have just the game. Mama Luna?" and Luna proceeded to show her a pageant themed game.

"Pretty, Pretty Pageant Queen?" Lynn screamed in shock, "I don't even know how to play this."

Lola then said to herself, "Oh. Okay. If you're afraid of losing..."

"I'm no loser! It is on!" Lynn screamed.

Later, Lola is dominating Lynn at the game. She moves her piece onto a perfect sash space.

"Oh! Just earned my sash! Just two spaces from being the pretty, pretty pageant queen!" Lola squealed happily.

Lynn then checks the rules, "Hold up. It says in the rule book that if you can roll three tens at once, you get three tens from the judges and an automatic win," and she picks up the dice, spits on them and rattles them.

"Well, good luck with that, Lynn!" Leni said angrily to Lynn, "Because the odds of such an occurrence is approximately 3,720 to one."

Lynn then rolls the dice, "Did it!" as the dice show that she really did roll three tens in a row. Her siblings gasp in astonishment. Lola faints from such a humiliating defeat, and Luna caught her and started fanning her while Lynn started doing her victory dance, "Unh! Lynn-er, Lynn-er, chicken dinner!"

Lucy then moaned in anger, "We will never beat her...at anything."

"I know a game I can beat her at!" Lana got an idea as she shows her favorite board game, "Plumbing Pro! You have to remove all the objects form the plumbing without touching the sides."

Lynn then scoffed, "This looks easy. I'll start by removing the hairball from the shower drain," as she attempts to but touches the side and feels the vibration.

"Uh-oh! You touched the side!" Lana screamed out, "One more buzz and you lose!"

Lynn suddenly then started growling with rage, "Excuse me for one second." and she steps outside and starts doing push-ups, "You wanna lose, Lynn? Huh, huh? You wanna be the mayor of Losertown? Then get your head in that game and win it!" and she gets up, pounds her chest, tosses the trash can and roars.

However, inside the house the rest of them including Bobby have witnessed it.

"Oh my god, guys! She's coming back in!" Lori shouted out before they all sit down as Lynn returns.

"Let's do this!" Lynn shouts out as she proceeds to remove every single piece of clogging from every piece of plumbing in the game making the toilet flush showing it's clear, "YES! Another win for Lynn!"

But the moment Lynn leaves, the game breaks into two.

Lori then got an idea, "Guys, I don't know why I didn't think of this earlier. The Ace Savvy trivia game! There's no way she can beat Lincoln at this!"

Later, Leni is giving the questions, "Okay, guys, whoever answers this last question right wins."

Somehow, Lynn is calm and Lincoln was nervous. The other sisters are scowling at him.

Lola started whispering frantically, "Lincoln, what the hell? You haven't gotten a single answer right."

Bobby started speaking in a stern voice, "Girls, it's not Lincoln's fault. Lynn keeps getting in his head."

"Yeah, Bobby's right," Lori agreed as she spoke in a very stern voice, "You girls really need to begin to man up and start treating Lincoln better, otherwise, you're going to have to go through therapy."

Leni then starts reading the question, "All right? Who is Ace Savvy's sidekick?"

Lincoln prepares to buzz in, "Oh, that's so easy."

Lynn then started speaking in a very manipulative way, "Oh, is it? Are you sure? It could be a trick question. I'm just sayin', game's riding on this. It'd sure be a shame if you choked." but she pretends to choke.

Lincoln then spoke, cracked under pressure, "Let me guess, how about..."

Suddenly, Lynn buzzes in and scoffs, "Even I know this one. It's One-Eyed Jack."

Leni then sighed in defeated, "Correct."

Lynn then screamed in victory once again, "Boom! I win! Better get outta here before I breathe in too many of those loser fumes," and she left quickly.

"Sorry, guys. I totally choked," Lincoln groaned in disappointment.

"Well, it's okay, Lincoln," Leni sighed, "None of us are good enough to beat her."

"But what about all of us?" Lisa asked before she shows them her favorite board game, "Behold! The Settlers of Cat-Land! The objective is to build as many cat structures as possible. But here's the kicker: one cannot do so without forming alliances. And... if we freeze out Lynn, she is bound to go down in proverbial flames."

The rest of them get cunning looks in our eyes and decide to go with this plan. Later, the game is not going in Lynn's favor.

"What?" Lynn started stammering in frustration, "Seriously?! No one has a yarn ball to trade me for some catnip?"

The rest of them mutter and moan that they do not have a single yarn ball.

Lynn then groaned and started speaking angrily, "I can't build squat! This game bites it! HARD!"

The cat timer meows and rings.

Lisa then turns the timer off in satisfaction, "Well, I see our time is up," and she checks the score, "We have a eleven-way tie for first, with Lynn in a distant second."

"COUNT IT AGAIN!" Lynn shouted out.

"Lynn, I do not make errors with our lives as much as you do," Lisa spoke angrily to Lynn.

This flabbergasts Lynn as her siblings and Bobby all leave cheering that they finally defeated her.

"Well, that ought to stop Lynn's competitive behavior," Lori said to herself.

"Yeah, Mom. And all of her gloating," Lincoln added.

Luan then decided to crack out a joke, "Yeah. I'd say we really got her gloat."

Bobby and Luan laugh together and he spoke out, "Yeah, we put her on a gloaten-free diet. Unless she's a gloaten for punishment."

Luan and Bobby laugh once more, while the others just leave not wanting to hear anymore.

But Bobby started speaking frantically, "Guys, where are you going? We're just gloatin' started!"

"I'm sorry, honey. But sometimes..." Lori paused for a second, "...a joke just isn't enough for something like this."

Later that evening after dinner was finished, Lincoln, who was wearing a red pajama shirt and his regular diaper, gets some milk from the fridge and begins drinking it from the carton, but Lynn comes in with a carton of her own.

"I can chug faster than you!" Lynn shouted as she chugs the whole thing down, belches in Lincoln's face and smashes the carton on her forehead, "I win! In your little sleepyhead face, Milk-coln the Diaper Boy! WOO!"

Lincoln then shrugged, "Ooh! That jerk is giving me a hard time. I feel like I'm gonna have a nightmare from this. I just really hope she can stop being so hard on us."

Lori is heading upstairs, yawning while stretching her arms, "Whoo. It's been a long day. Can't wait to get some rest for tomorrow."

But just as soon as Lori reached the top of the stairs, Lynn comes out of nowhere and screamed out, "Hey, Lori! Race you to the top, bitch!" and she charges upstairs and shoves Lori out of the way, causing her to tumble down the stairs.

Lori then screamed out as she fell down the stairs, "Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ow! Fuck! Fucking Cock! Fuck! Cock! Cock!" before she falls flat on her face when she hits the very bottom.

Lincoln then ran to Lori panicking, "Oh my god! Mom, are you okay?! What happened?"

Lynn then shouted offscreen as she made it to the top, "WOO-HOO! I win! Ho ho, you went down hard!"

Lori then started growling as she got up slowly in pain and now had a black eye and bruises all over her skin, "OOOH! I'M GOING TO GROUND THAT UNGRATEFUL MORON FOR PUSHING ME OFF THE STAIRS!"

Somehwere else, Lori's daughter Lily is building with blocks, and Lynn has built a tower with some of her own.

Lynn then started dancing, "Yes! I win. I stacked more blocks than you." and she twerks right on Lily's blocks, making them fall on her, "Uh-huh! Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh!" and she dances away.

Lily comes out of her blocks and blows a raspberry at Lynn and yells in anger, "You suck, Lynnatic!"

With Lisa, she was mixing chemicals, but so is Lynn who makes hers explode.

Lynn then screamed out, "BOOM! I win! Made an explosion first."

"I wasn't trying to make an explosion!" Lisa screamed back but her chemicals explode anyway, "D'oh!"

Lynn and Lucy were washing the last of the dirty dishes.

"Hey, Lucy! I can wash faster than you." Lucy demanded as she starts washing the dishes rapidly.

With Lola, she was brushing her teeth very gently with help from Luna and Lynn appears.

"Hey, guys! I bet I can brush faster than you!" Lynn shouted as she brushes insanely quick with multiple toothbrushes, shows her pearly whites and suddenly loses a tooth much to Luna and Lola's disturbance.

Later that night, everybody was getting ready to go to sleep and rest up for tomorrow.

"Come on, kids. It's time for bed," Lori spoke softly to Lincoln and Lily.

"Yeah, Linc, my boy," Bobby then gave Lincoln advice, "Don't want to wake up groggy the next day, do ya?"

"No, Mom and Dad, plus those diapers help me feel extra comfortable while I sleep," Lincoln replied.

Suddenly, Lynn then shouted out, "HEY, GUYS! I CAN GO TO SLEEP THE FASTEST!" but everybody groans in anger and disgust, "AND PLUS, I CAN ALSO SNORE THE LOUDEST!" and she snores obnoxiously much to her siblings' annoyance.

"Let's just get this over with so we can get some rest," Lori spoke with her maternal tone before she went to bed with Bobby and Lincoln, "Until then, let's get some sleep."

Once everybody was asleep, it transitions to later that night with Bobby and Lori sleeping with Lincoln.

Transitions to a dream sequence. Bobby was out in the Santiagos' living room, when suddenly, his girlfriend Lori comes out of the bathroom wearing her pink one-piece swimsuit. She makes a couple of poses.

Lori then started speaking seductively, "Hey there, honey. Oh, this old swimsuit here? It's just something I threw on. You like what you see?"

Bobby then started purring, "Yes I do. Are you ready to have some fun, my elegant angel?"

"Of course I am, Bobby, my handsome young boyfriend," Lori spoke softly.

"Come close my darling. Let our lips meet," Bobby suggested softly.

"Your wish is my command, my love," Lori spoke softly as she sexily walks up to Bobby and they were about to kiss, when suddenly...

Lynn bursts through the front door runs up to Lori and kisses her and screamed out, "HA! I kissed Lori first! WOO! Lynner! Lynner! Chicken dinner!" and does her victory dance.

Suddenly, Bobby screamed out as he woke up and then took a couple of deep breaths and mumbled to himself, "Wow. What a nightmare."

Wednesday, November 19, 1986

That morning, everybody was waking up.

Lynn started screaming in joy, "Woo! I was up first! Ha, ha! Leni, I totally ate more bacon than you. Loser!"

"GRRRRRRRRRRGH! THAT LOUSY UNGRATEFUL TWERP!" Leni yelled furiously as she burst the door open and started storming off.

Lincoln started becoming concerned about Leni, "Leni, where are you going?"

"Anywhere I can be away from Lynn!" Leni yelled angrily at Lincoln, much to his shock, as she stormed off.

Lynn then called out, "Pancake challenge! Right now! Which one of you lame-os is gonna man up?"

Lucy then rises up and started begging, "Please. Take us with you."

Bobby, Lori, their son Lincoln, daughter Lily and all of Lori's sisters are riding in Vanzilla for some peace and quiet with Lori at the wheel getting ready to take them to school.

Luna sighs contentedly, "This is sweet, right, dudes?"

The others agree.

Luan agreed, "I really need a break from her."

"I do, too," Lori agreed contently, "Not to worry, everyone. We'll have ourselves a long break from her while we're at school."

But then... a voice screamed out, "Come on, Lynn! Push it! Push it! Dig deep!"

It's revealed that Lynn is riding her bike right past Vanzilla. "Yeah! You lose! Eat my dust!" Lynn screamed out as she pedals away.

Her siblings and Bobby all groan, "D'oh!"

Later that afternoon, after school, a sibling meeting is taking place in Leni and Lori's room.

Leni bangs a shoe to order and called out, "All right, everybody! We all know why we're here. The Lynn situation is literally the worst thing that's ever happened!"

Lucy then started moaning in anger, "We never should have beat her at that cat game."

"I don't think I can take much more of this!" Bobby spoke in anger and spite.

Lori then suggested, "Guys, I say we challenge Lynn to a rematch. Only this time, we throw the game. That way, she'll feel like a winner again and she'll stop driving us crazy."

Everyone except Luna and Lola likes the sound of that.

Later, they were ready to challenge Lynn.

"A rematch, huh? Well, this place is gonna be spotless..." Lynn paused for a moment, "...after I wipe the floor with you! Booyah! Let's do this!"

Later on, into the game...

Lynn suggested them something, "Will anyone trade me a scratching post for a laser pointer?" and everybody offers her their scratching post cards.

Luan then asked something, "Will anyone trade me a cat bed for a litter box?" but they all intentionally decline.

"Look, I gave my last one to Lynn." Lola agreed while Lincoln secretly moves a card from his pants pocket and puts it that the top of the deck.

Luna sighed, "Your turn, Lynn."

Lynn then draws much to her amazement, "Yes! Ball of twine, chumps!" and she rolls the die and gets a one, "One? GAH! Come on!"

Lisa bangs the table hard enough to make the die switch to six and explained, "Are you sure you read that right?"

Lynn suddenly sees that the die switched, "Six all day long, baby!"

Later, Lynn has pretty much everything else in the settlement and started speaking confidently, "Hope you guys are hungry, 'cause it's almost time Lynn-er, Lynn-er, chicken dinner! Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling!"

While most of us smile knowing their plan is working, Leni then started getting angry, "D'oh! All right! That's it!" She grabs the board and tosses it out the window. They suddenly all ask her why she went and did it.

Leni then asked them in a bitter and cold manner, "What? The plan was to throw the game, and no one else was doing it!"

Lori then spoke angrily to Leni, "Leni! That is not what we meant!"

Lynn then became suspicious, "Wait a sec. Throw the game? You guys were trying to lose to me on purpose?"

Lori then started explaining to Lynn, "Okay, yes we were. We just thought if we let you win, you'd stop being so insanely competitive with us."

But Lynn then started explaining, "I was just trying to get my edge back after losing to you guys."

Lisa confessed, "Well, to be completely transparent, the only reason you lost is because we all teamed up against you."

Lynn suddenly became shocked, "What? Why would you do that?"

Luna then started explaining, "'Cause after your 300 wins..."

But Lynn interrupted her, "Well, technically, 303, but who's counting?"

Luna was aggravated from Lynn's interruption as she "...we couldn't take your gloating anymore, dude."

Luan the decided to crack a joke, "Yeah. We were all in the same gloat. We were tired of eating your gloat-meal."

Bobby then whispered, "Luan, love the jokes, but, not the right time." and Luan stopped.

Lynn then realized this and asked, "Wow. So, you're saying I'm a bad loser and a bad winner?"

"That's what you really are, Lynn! A big sore loser to all of us!" Lori replied angrily to Lynn.

Lynn began to speak dejectedly, "Do you all really feel this way?"

And everyone replied in anger, "Yeah./Kind of./Afraid so./We feel this way."

"Yeah, pretty much," Bobby replied.

Lynn then started begging them, "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a jerk. I just love playing games, especially with you guys. Look, if you give me another chance, I promise to be a better sport. What do you say?"

The others think for a moment and agree.

"Nah. Why not?" Leni agreed coolly.

"Okay, Lynn." Lola agreed softly.

"Hey, don't you worry. It's going to be all right," Lori said softly as she pats Lynn on the back and continued, "because we're always ready and we won't let you out of our sight, Lynn."

Lynn then started screaming victoriously, "Yes! First to apologize!" but she realizes it, "Uh, sorry. That was the last one. Better sport, starting...now."

Later, a card game comes to an end...

And Lynn said to herself, "That's all my cards. So I guess..."

The others all have looks of nonchalant accepts on their faces.

And Lincoln said to her, "You can say it. You win."

Lynn then gets the idea and started speaking coolly, "Okay, cool. I win," shakes Lincoln's hand followed by Lori and Bobby's hands, "I gotta tell ya! That was a great game that you all threw!" and she gives the peace sign, leaves, steps outside and... she started screaming in celebratory, "YEAH! I RULE!" and she starts dancing, "Lynn-er, Lynn-er, chicken dinner!" and she does the worm while the others were watching from the window.

"At least it's not to our faces," Lincoln said to himself.

The other sisters and his mother Lori and father Bobby agree, stating that Lynn has a long way to go to stop gloating entirely.

Outside, Lynn then rips her clothes off to reveal her white leotard with a huge red spot in the middle resembling the flag of Japan and screams out, "WINNER!"

Later that evening while the sun was setting, Lynn, Lori, Lincoln, Bobby are playing a game of basketball in the park and Bobby shoots the ball and it goes into the hoop.

"Whoo! Yeah! Bobby's a pro!" Bobby shouted in happiness.

Lincoln then spoke, "Okay, so I've got 6, Lynn's got 7, Mom's got 9 and Dad, you got 10, so that means, you win!"

"Yay! I win!" Bobby cheered.

"Yeah! Way to go, Bobby!" Lori cheered before she started speaking to Lynn, "Oh and by the way, Lynn, sorry ya' lost the game, bro."

Lynn then spoke calmly, "It's ok, Lori and Bobby. Great job. That was a wonderful game. Let's play again before it gets dark for the night." Lynn takes the ball and goes up to the hoop

"You know, boy? I think Lynn is really starting to turn around," Bobby said softly to Lincoln as he patted his back.

"And it's good to see that she's changing, Lincoln," Lori agreed softly.

"Yeah, she's getting there, Mom and Dad. Now, come on, let's play!" Lincoln cheered out.

"Yeah! We got plenty of time before it gets dark out!" Lori said happily as she, Bobby and Lincoln all go to play basketball with Lynn.