I mostly do Humor and Parody fics, not anything else. Action and drama are not really my thing. (UPDATED: Yeah, this no longer applies. There is only one unfinished drama thing.)

Most of these ideas are better off as a comic, but I'm awful at drawing.

I do not like romance most of the time, but I do like making fun of it by making stereotypical romance scenes just for a laugh. I prefer more sex, less romance.

I'm not into the shipping stuff. (Okay, there are some exceptions if you look in the Sima Yi Answers Letters fic.)

If you hate my writing, well, you're right to do that. I don't know how to write like those typical fanfiction writers. I am very straightforward in writing, and I sort of don't know how to write romantically like if I were writing a novel. Just sentences on a document, that's what stories are to me. Most of my stories are very dialogue heavy and that's where most of the humor lies.

I play A LOT of video games and watch A LOT of anime, so crazy ideas might come to me.

Okay, I should warn people about this. All of the stories I write have crude, dirty humor. Sometimes even making fun of characters people hate to see get made fun of.

I don't like yaoi a whole lot as some people. There are very few gay pairings in this world that I actually find hot. Very few.

Gender: If you thought I was a guy at first, don't blame yourself. My sense of humor is like a guy's.

I tend to make references in my stories, I just don't know why. It is just fun to do that. It may seem like I'm stealing, but I try to credit if possible.

I like video games. I tend to make references to them in my stories as well. SCRATCH THAT. A LOT.

Anime: About any action, comedy, or adventure one will do. The only romantic-comedy anime I actually liked was Ouran High School Host Club. Bleach and Gintama are the ones I will treasure. I stopped watching anime a long time ago, but I still make references. The only anime I'm watching is Gintama, where most of my humor comes from. I like Gintama a little too much to the point their comedy may seep into my stories. Forget it, I love Gintama.

If you don't want to shame yourself by making an account here, you can always try to find me on social media.

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People that appear in the DW stories:

The Cast in general

Xiahua (ONLY in Sima Yi Answers Letters) She's a parody of an android named Tama from Gintama. Resembles Zhang Chunhua except for green hair. She was an accidental character that I thought was going to be a three chapter thing, but... I guess she stuck on for a while.

Samurai Warriors characters MAY appear. It depends on the story.

Warriors Orochi characters. It also depends.

Koei workers that are unnamed

The Koei workers who are named are Takasugi, Izuru, and Suzaku.

Takasugi is the director in design, but doesn't really design. I originally used him to help out with making the modern jokes that you wouldn't expect Ancient Chinese people to make. He also has the ability to say random brands without seeming out of place. Named after a Gintama character. Don't know why I did that...

Izuru is a Koei programmer. Straight man to Takasugi. Not much else. Discount Shinpachi with a character from Bleach as a name.

Suzaku is similar and is the editor for the Koei units. Nothing much. Named after a Code Geass character.

Akihiro Suzuki- real life DW director

Behind the scenes of DW characterizations: (Excludes from the abridged series) AKA personalities that make roleplayers hate me

Sima Yi: He was his canon personality with some kick to it like with everyone else. As time progresses, he has diverged away from the canon personality a bit and has a bit of Gintoki from Gintama mixed into him. At least that's what I think when I look back to how I write him. You could probably see it in the later chapters in the Answers Letters story.

Sima Shi: He's pretty, yes, but... He is pretty bland to work with. He is his canon personality most of the time.

Sima Zhao: Personality has sort of moved away from canon and just made him into a gag character.

Zhang Chunhua: There's not a lot to work with, so I had to invent an extension of her current personality. As I write her lines, she usually stays in canon personality. Occasionally, she might have to play straight man to certain characters. Huh, now that I think about it, she's not even scary when I write her. At least not anymore to Sima Yi. I make her such a pushover with him and he acts like a dick to her despite of the consequences.

Wang Yuanji: She has some canon in her, but it's hard to tell. I forget she's a tsundere.

Jia Chong: Stays canon most of the time. Somebody for Sima Yi to hate on.

Zhong Hui: Same with Jia Chong.

Guo Huai: Canon. (Ha, canon. And he has a cannon.) Not a lot to work with.

Deng Ai: Canon. Hard to write as he is hard to make silly.

The rest of the Jin cast: Canon until writing calls for them to be silly.

Cao Cao: He's a diet version of my version of Sima Yi's personality.

Cao Pi: It's like Sima Zhao's, but with more dignity and canon stuff.

Most of the Wei cast: Canon until further comedy needs to happen.

Jia Xu: If you got all four of the Wei strategists in a situation, he can get interesting.

Guo Jia: If stupid and smart were made into one word, he would be that. That's the best I could describe him in the stories that include him. Most fun to write if Sima Yi is with him. A character to compare him to is Sakamoto Tatsuma from Gintama. He's just a really good comic relief character for me since his English voice actor does these kinds of characters anyway. I remember his voice as Kon from Bleach. And that's how I play the game. Guo Jia is Kon from Bleach. He's this small perverted lion plushie.

Xun Yu: He's official, right? I can write him now with a canon background to work with. He's the exact opposite of Sima Yi's personality, but there are times he may be a little stupid/smart as Guo Jia. Comparable to Katsura Kotorou from Gintama sometimes. I think he looks like him too. I sort of ship him with Sima Yi now because of the Answers Letters fic. If you're wondering what kind of British accent I've been using for him, it's a cross between Patrick Stewart's and C3-PO's accents.

Zhuge Liang: Maybe a lighter version of Sima Yi's canon personality?

Yue Ying: Diet Diet (Yes, two diets) Zhen Ji or canon personality. It depends.

Most Wu characters: Funny thing here is that I don't really like Wu that much. Everyone loves them, but I don't. It's not personal, they just don't appeal to me. So they may seem a little bland when I write them.

Lu Xun: I really overdo it with his love of fire.

Zhou Yu: He is written like if you were to combine Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang's canon personalities along with some bits leftover from this Ask Zhou Yu blog that you can look up yourself.

Everyone else: They stay canon until I have an idea of what silly thing to do with them.