Over the many Turns that Pernese culture has existed, a few dragons must have hatched with names that caused some confusion. Imagine these dragons Impressing their riders:
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Beneath!
Hatching Candidate: You're beneath what?
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am With!
Hatching Candidate: With who? Me?
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Month!
Hatching Candidate: Which month?
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Filth!
Hatching Candidate: I'll clean you up right away.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Badbreath!
Hatching Candidate: You smell just fine to me.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Moth!
Hatching Candidate: No, you're a dragon.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Faith!
Hatching Candidate: I believe in you, too.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Myth!
Hatching Candidate: I believe in you anyway.
Hatching Candidate: What a beautiful bronze!
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Both!
Hatching Candidate: You're both? You're a bronze and also something else?
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Bubblebath!
Hatching Candidate: Does that mean I'll never have to scrub you clean?
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Cloth!
Hatching Candidate: I think you want the boy next to me. His family is in Weavercraft.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Loath!
Hatching Candidate: Loath to do what?
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Psychopath!
Hatching Candidate: Weyrwoman, can I try a different dragon?
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Smith!
Hatching Candidate: I'm Holdbred myself, but I'm sure we'll get along fine.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Smooth!
Hatching Candidate: (strokes him) You certainly are.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Goth!
Hatching Candidate: But you're a brown! Shouldn't a Goth be black?
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Wealth!
Hatching Candidate: That's great news. My father owes a lot of money to a gambler in Bitra.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Goliath!
Hatching Candidate: You have high hopes for a green.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Mammoth!
Hatching Candidate: You and Goliath should get together.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Fourth!
Hatching Candidate: So, when I ride you, I'll be on Fourth? Who's on third?
Weyrleader: No, Who's on first. I Don't Know is on third.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Health!
Hatching Candidate: You sure don't look sick.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Teeth, and I am very hungry!
Hatching Candidate: Remind me to keep my distance when I feed you.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Homeopath!
Hatching Candidate: That's great! My grandmother has stiff joints; can you help her?
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Tollbooth!
Hatching Candidate: (sighs) Okay, how many marks do I have to pay?
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Wrath!
Hatching Candidate: I'll try not to provoke you.
Candidate's Friend: Ask him if he has any grapes.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Sith!
Hatching Candidate: You'll never turn me to the Dark Side!
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Vermouth!
Hatching Candidate: Benden vintage or Tillek vintage?
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Sukkoth!
Hatching Candidate: That's odd, you don't look Jewish.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Tenth!
Hatching Candidate: Actually, you were the first out of your shell.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Labyrinth!
Hatching Candidate: I think you're a-maze-ing.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I see what you did there.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Math!
Hatching Candidate: I hate math almost as much as I hate history, but I'll try to get over it.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Uncouth!
Hatching Candidate: I'll help you learn some manners.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Telepath!
Hatching Candidate: I thought all dragons could do that.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Truth!
Hatching Candidate: I promise, I'll never lie to you.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am North!
Hatching Candidate: No, this is the Southern Weyr.
Another New Dragon: I am South!
Hatching Candidate: See, he's got it right.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Birth!
Hatching Candidate: No, you hatched from an egg.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Worth!
Hatching Candidate: Worth how much?
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Death!
Hatching Candidate: I knew I should have stayed in bed this morning.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Youth!
Hatching Candidate: Of course you are; you just hatched.
Newly-Hatched Dragon: I am Aerosmith!
Hatching Candidate: Wow! Should I "walk this way" because "I don't want to miss a thing?"
Newly-Hatched Dragon: Dream on.