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This is based on the Star Spangled Man sequence. Something to be sung rather than red, so to speak.
The Union Jacked Dame
Who's here to kindle in His Majesty's soldiers a fire?
Who's here to rally the troops, give it all for the Empire?
Who'll fight from Europe, to Asia, to Africa?
Who'll say to Adolf, we're coming right back at ya?
The one marching right down the lane.
Our dazzling, gorgeous, Union Jacked dame!
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We can't escape there's a threat, lurking just past our shores.
Come, sons and daughters of England, let's give it our all!
Who's going to drive those damn krauts back to Germany?
Who's going to give it her all for His Majesty?
The one marching right down the lane.
Our dazzling, gorgeous, Union Jacked dame!
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Who, on the field of battle shall roar?
(Oh see how this lady shoots, we tell you there's no substitute!)
Who, in the air, with our bombers, and fighters shall soar?
(Oh, you boys are really cute, but our lady needs no parachute.)
Who is the saviour of our large, mighty strong navy?
Lo, and behold, it's Britannia's, most fair lady!
The one marching right down the lane.
The one leading our tanks and planes.
Come on, let's give the Nazis some pain.
Inspired by this Union Jacked dame!