You know I put off doing this because I had no idea what to write. I mean it so weird for me to just write a bunch of trivia on the net. Where do I start, where do I stop. Is what I'm writing boring and when does it get a bit too personal and TMI.

I'm really new to all of this (31/05/13) to FanFic and manga/anime. I've only really known about and been interested in manga/anime for about a year or so when my friend from Hong Kong introduced it to me and I became hooked. I believe Fairy Tail the anime was the first one I watched, seen, known etc. I've been interested in writing forever though, I want to become an author when I've older

I got into manga when I watched I had all the episodes in this finished anime but one that clearly was cut off in the middle of the story(D-gray man I believe it was) and so I turned to Manga so that I could continue the story.

I love manga/anime and I usually read/watch it everyday, much to the chagrin of my father you disapproves of such things. I have a younger sister and she's an angelic DEVIL. She looks so pretty, cute and nice when you first meet her but at home she is a DEVIL. Throwing tantrums everywhere, ruining my social life she's someone I would have beaten the hell out of years ago if she wasn't my sister.

I won't deny it. I can seem aggressive and I can be considered as a feminist. It's not that I think females are better than males it's just that I think we are equal and I hate it when someone thinks I can't do it or do it that well just because I'm a girl. Wait is this getting too personal and TMI? I'll stop there.

Back to my profile.

Well I did my research and it looks like lists seem to be a great way to share the info. So here's mine.

My fave slash pairings (Yeah I'm a huge slash fan, so sue me. It's not like I'm a weirdo that has something against het pairings it's just that I find het so utterly boring compared to yaoi, the dynamics between the pairs just can't compare (hey that rhymed)):

So In No Particular Order:

KakashixIruka- personally I find it highly ironic that this pairing is so super popular (as it rightly should) but they interacted like twice in canon (I watch the anime only) and one of those interactions was a super tiff.

SasuxNaru/NaruxSasu- Cuz I know no yaoi fan who likes the aforementioned pairing and not this one.
My thoughts on whose the seme/uke debate?
I find that at the beginning it would be Naruto who's the uke, since it's him that chasing Sasuke and it's him who he wants acknowledgement from and etc.
However in the Shippuden Series it's totally Naruto who's the seme simply on the basis that SASUKE HASN'T GROWN UP!!!! LIKE AT ALL!! Mentally. He's still a emotionally revenge driven idiot who's doing whatever he wants, whilst not truly knowing what he wants like a tantrum throwing toddler. Whilst Naruto is all about saving him and he's experience loss and he's not naive about the world, as well as learnt even more of life's harder lessons. So yeah Sasuke is the Uke then.

I also am a massive fan of Yullen, one-sided Laven (Lavi being the love-struck idiot) and TykixLavi just because.

I think the only het pairing I truly support in LavixLena.

I can't stand NarutoxSakura simply because SAKURA DOESN'T DESERVE NARUTO. I'm not Sakura's biggest fan, at all.
I don't mind NaruxHina that much, just that it has to be believable.
And i just don't see NaruxIno happening I just don't.

The manga and anime I've read and seen are:

Fairy Tail, Blue Exorcist and Naruto obviously.

Also Hitman Reborn, Gokudera is awesome. One piece, Zoro is so cool and Luffy is so funny, (it seems I have a thing for strong 'cool guy' best friend of the main character).

Magi The Labyrinth of Magic, D-gray man, Freezing, Kaichou wa maid-sam and History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi are the slightly less popular manga and anime that I fully enjoy.

Then there is Hunter x Hunter - I'm watching the 2011 version, the producers were right to do a modern version of that anime, it's great.

I'm really sorry for those Bleach fans out there but I haven't really started that anime/manga. I actually read volumes 40-43 because only those were available at the library at the boarding school I go to. But because it was right in the middle of this massive on going war I couldn't get into it, even though it seemed like a cool manga.

Then my friend lent me her brother's 1st volume of the manga and I knew it was something I would like. The thing was there were so many other manga-anime I was reading/watching at the time I felt I couldn't take on another.

However as if seems that Fairy Tail anime is taking a hiatus I think I may start watching the anime if not the manga.

Hey I just have a question for all those One piece fans out there. I'm in the middle of watching anime but I just have to say this. Why is it that it is always Zoro who saves Nami (if in a rough handling way) yet it's Sanji who's in 'love' with Nami. That and the fact they seem to ish hate each other.
Then there's that Luffy and Nami thing.

I mean I know it's a shonen manga and even if I am an aggressive girl, who really likes manga and anime because characters beat the shit out of each other, I'm still a tad bit of a hopeless romantic which is why I enjoy fluffy shojo manga as well, like Ouran High School Host Club. That is like the most fluffiest, shojo-like, girly romantic manga I know although I'm sure there are many others.

I did have this period where went all girly girl and I watched Mew Mew Power and Shugo Chara which are animes which I'm pretty sure were aimed at little girls. I'm rather embarrassed to admit it and my reputation certainly wouldn't allow such a thing. But since none of you know me I'm perfectly at liberty to say/write such a thing.

I also like crossovering with certain books: Mainly Harry Potter and Percy Jackson

Anyway this is my profile. I'll probably come back one day and edit EVERYTHING but for now this is it.

Oh and I found these on someone else's profile. I personally find them hilarious.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

This one is totally my Mother.

An Ode To My Mom

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.(My Dad is actually rather fond of this one)
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. (My Mother's favorite) My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Then there's the cool stuff like this.

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Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... as a black person I find this very ironic and true.
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and and make freinds on here we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list.

SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA), Hullop (USA), Mayonaka Naze (Dominican Republic), RUHLSAR000 (USA) PotterAnimeJackson(Canada), Mermaid-Luchia(Australia), Jostanos (USA), TheBlackSeaReaper (Bermuda), sakurademonalchemist (USA), lokinorsedeity (USA), kyuuo(Germany), MangaFanFictioner(A modern day African American (African roots, American by birth) who's also British Citizen (grew up in the UK all my life) that's multicultural for you!)

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there!

Friends will make plans with your parents before they come to your house.

Best friends will barge through the door and yell, “I’M HOME!”

Friends will bring you your homework when you’re home sick.

Best friends will stuff it down a paper shredder for you and then blame it on their dog.

Friends will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

Best friends will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you.

Friends ask you to write down your number for them.

Best friends have you on speed dial.

Friends have to be told not to tell anyone.

Best friends already know not to tell.

Friends will help you when you’re lost.

Best friends will give you bad directions and screw with your compass.

Friends will go with you to a concert.

Best friends will help you kidnap the band.

Friends will hide you from the cops.

Best friends are probably the reason they are after you.

Friends will bail you out of prison.

Best friends will be sitting next to you saying, “We screwed up, didn't we? But dang... that was awesome!"

Friends will find you your Prince Charming.

Best friends will find him, kidnap him, and then bring him to you.

Friends will comfort you when he breaks up with you.

Best friends will call him and whisper into the receiver, “Seven days…”

Friends will help you learn how to drive.

Best friends will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect the insurance.

Friends borrow your stuff for a few days and then return it.

Best friends have had your stuff for so long they’ve forgotten it’s yours.

Friends will leave when they feel insulted.

Best friends will forgive you even if you don’t know what you said wrong.

Friends will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.

Best friends will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry.

Friends will offer you a soda.

Best friends will dump theirs on you.

Friends will console you when your house catches on fire.

Best friends will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.

Friends will ask, “Hey, are you okay?”

Best friends will load up their shotgun before you can tell them what's wrong.

Friends tell you that you look nice.

Best friends will tell you that your outfit looks like puke and help you find a new one ten minutes before school starts.

Friends say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.

Best friends help pick out your studs, take before and after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

Friends roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).

Best friends start rambling with you.

Friends smile amusedly when you get obsessed with something.

Best friends get obsessed with you.

Friends say "See you later!"

Best friends say "I LUUUUUUUUUHHHHHVVVV you!!! DON'T LEEEEEAVVVE!" and tackle/hugs you.

Friends forgive you.

Best friends hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

Friends tell jokes with you.

Best friends have countless inside jokes with you.

Friends will help you move.

Best friends will help you move the bodies.

Friends meet your boyfriend and say "Nice to meet you."

Best friends meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you.

Friends think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.

Best friends are jumping right after you.

Friends come over every couple of months for a sleepover.

Best friends are your weekend boarders.

Friends are shy around your boyfriend.

Best friends will tease him until he blushes redder than a fire truck.

Friends call you crazy for running through the bleachers yelling, “IT’S PICKLE TIME!”

Best friends say, "NO. IT'S CUCUMBER TIME!" and then run with you.

Friends will be crying at your funeral.

Best friends will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you.

Friends will ignore this.

Best friends will repost this crap!

Let's put your logic to the test

Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?

Student: Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD?

Student: Absolutely, sir.

Professor: Is GOD good?

Student: Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful?

Student: Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student: Yes.

Professor: Is Satan good?

Student: No.

Professor: Where does Satan come from?

Student: From… GOD…

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student: Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student: Yes.

Professor: So who created evil?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student: Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student: No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student: No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student: Yes.

Professor: According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student: And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student: No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student: That is it sir… Exactly! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

True... it is the FAITH that keeps us alive ;)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
As the doctor once said
"Rose Tyler, I-"

Roses are red,
Sherlock's blood too.
There's a pain in John's voice,
"He's my friend, let me through.”

Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
Tumnus met Lucy
At a quarter past two.

Roses are red,
Nightlock is blue.
It's called Catching Fire.
Not Hunger Games 2

Blood is red,
The ocean is blue;
If you’d fall into Tartarus,
I’d fall with you.

Roses are red,
but that's enough for today,
"After all this time?"
Snape replied, "Always.”