The Misadventures of Hyperdimension Peashy
Episode 2
By Derald Snyder
"...so, lemme get this straight," sighed Neptune as she rubbed her temples, her torso bandaged up from the recent battle. "This big, grown-up P-ko... is actually Peashy from *our* dimension."
"That's correct," Vert nodded.
"And you found her when you were helping Rei get one of your best soldiers cleared of false charges?"
"Exactly."
"And now she's your personal bodyguard."
"Indeed she is."
"Just so we're clear," Peashy spoke up, "my relationship with Lady Vert is purely professional. Also miss Neptune, I'd prefer you call me by my proper name- Peach C. Macintosh."
"Peach C. Macintosh, huh?" the purple-haired CPU muttered. "Now there's a punny name if I ever heard one..." Something then occurred to her. "Your dad's name wouldn't happen to be Steve, would it?"
Peach's eyes went wide with shock. "That's exactly right! How did you know?! We haven't seen each other in years!"
"Well, then..." Neptune paused as she racked her brain. "Would your mother's name... happen to be... Lisa?"
Peach's jaw dropped. "L-Lady Vert, does this CPU have the power of clairvoyance or something?!"
"Not exactly," Vert sighed. "She's just very fourth wall savvy..."
"F-fourth wall?" the blonde asked confusedly.
"Lookie up yonder," stated Neptune as she pointed at the screen. Peach turned and looked in the direction the goddess was pointing...
And sees your face looking down at her.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
And for poor Peashy, things would never be the same again...
*Episode 2- End*