The Misadventures of Hyperdimension Peashy

Episode 7

by Derald Snyder

*Planeptune Basilicom- Entrance*

Green Heart and Peach(again casually dressed) touched down outside the Basilicom, Green Heart's transformation reverting shortly thereafter as Peach promptly started for the entrance...

"Be careful," gasped Vert as she recovered from her long flight, "Little Peashy might be waiting to tackle you when you open the door..."

"I'm ready for her," Peach asserted as she opened said door...

What she *wasn't* prepared for, however, was a full-sized Yellow Heart barreling through the door, scooping her 'sister' up in a bear hug and swinging her around.

"Yay! You came, big sis!" Yellow screamed in joy, unknowingly squishing Peach's face into her massive mammaries. "I'm soooo happy to see you again!"

"Peashy, dear, I don't think your sister can breathe..." Vert pointed out.

"Huh?" Yellow Heart looked down at Peach, whose arms were flailing as she tried to remove her head from the other woman's I-cups... "Oopsie!" The HDD CPU promptly loosened up, allowing her sister to catch her breath...

"*gasp* So that's what... they mean by... 'marshmallow hell'..." Peach groaned as she fell to her knees, swirls in her eyes...

"Why are you in HDD, anyway?" Vert inquired.

"Huh? Oh! Well..." Yellow Heart dug the toe of her boot into the ground. "I kinda wanted to play with that Usu-me lady, but I can't find her anywhere..."

"That's likely because it was Uzume who extended the invitation for us to come here," Vert explained. "Though I have no idea where she is at the moment..."

"Aw, phooey..." Yellow Heart sighed as she let her transformation revert, becoming five-year-old Peashy once more. "Maybe big sis can play with me instead...?"

"Maybe later, Peashy..." Peach sighed as she got to her feet. "Right now, I want to see... Plutia..."

"You wanna see Ploot? OK!" Peashy grabbed her 'sister's' hand, pulling her along... "This way, big sis!" Peach could only chuckle as she let herself be pulled along, Vert following after them...

*Planeptune Basilicom- Neptune's Room*

"Hey, Big Peashy, P-ko!" Neptune greeted as the two came in. "So, you got Uzume's invite, huh?"

"Actually, Adrian did," Peach clarified. "Those were cute dolls you made for me, though..."

"Aw, I wanna doll too!" Peashy whined.

"You've got plenty of dolls back home, P-ko!" Neptune sighed as she sweat-dropped. "And I wasn't the one that made those for you, either..."

"I know! It was Ploot!" Peashy spoke up. "So where's Ploot, Neptuna? Big sis really wants to meet her!"

"Did you want something, Peashy...?" Another voice spoke up from beyond the next door over, causing Peach's breath to catch in her throat... Even after all these years, she still knew that voice...

Another girl walked in, with messy violet hair done into a single braid, ruby red eyes set into a cute, smiling face, light-purple pajamas with a skirt, cute bunny slippers, and holding a Neptune doll in one hand. "Eeeeehh? Oh, is this the big, grown-up Peashy Neppy was telling me about...?"

"Yep! That's my big sister!" Peashy declared proudly.

Neptune then cleared her throat. "Plutie, I'd like you to meet Peach C. Macintosh, Vert's bodyguard and former Leanbox Army soldier. Peach, this is Plutia, Planeptune's CPU from the Ultradimension."

"Huh? You live in Leanbox?" Plutia asked confusedly.

"She was born in Planeptune, then moved to Leanbox later," Vert clarified as she walked up behind Peach, who seemed to have frozen in place.

"You're... Plutia...?" The blonde's voice was barely above a whisper.

"Thaaaat's me~!" Plutia exclaimed with a smile. "Did you like the dolls I made for you?"

Peach didn't answer as she slowly, haltingly walked up to the Ultradimension CPU, a haunted look in her eyes, before kneeling down in front of her to get a better look at her face. "It really is you..." Then, unexpectedly, she grabbed the purple-haired girl in a bear hug.

"Waaaaaahh!" cried Plutia as she was squeezed tightly. "A-a 'thank you' would've been good enough...!"

"Big Peashy, are you... crying?!" Neptune exclaimed as she observed the scene.

Indeed, large tears were rolling down the blonde's cheeks as she took in the scent of Plutia's hair. "I can't believe it... it's been so many years..."

"Y-years...?!" Plutia gasped out. "But this is... the first time... we've met...! And I can't... breathe...!"

"O-oh, sorry," Peach apologized as she loosened up, putting her hands on the other girl's shoulders instead as she looked Plutia in the eye. "That's a bad habit of mine, I'm afraid..."

"Must run in the family," Neptune muttered. "I can remember one or two times I've gotten squished pretty good when P-ko hugs me in her HDD form..."

"But I love you, Neptuna!" Peashy exclaimed. "And when you love someone, you give them a big hug!"

"Why do you think I hug you, little Peashy?" Vert cut in.

"Whoa, time out!" Neptune declared as something occurred to her. "Rewind that tape! What's this you said about 'years' since you last saw Plutie, Big Peashy?"

"Huh? You mean you've met Ploot before?" Peashy inquired curiously.

"Wait, are you saying... that Plutia exists in this dimension as well?!" Vert deduced.

Peach wiped the tears from her face before turning back to her goddess. "Well, it's a long story... and even longer when I tell it... so I'd like to have to only explain it once... Lady Vert, maybe you could call the other CPUs and have them come here, so I can just tell everyone all at once?"

Vert nodded. "Very well... Neptune, perhaps you could call Blanc, while I contact Noire?"

"Sure," the other CPU nodded as she pulled out her cell phone...

*To be continued...*