Hey there everybody! How are you all doing? I never like having to scroll through those massive profiles people insist on writing, so this'll be short and sweet.

Music: 30 Seconds to Mars, Panic! at the Disco, The Academy Is..., Forgive Durden,

Movies (and TV Shows): Valley Girl, Phantom of the Opera, Pride and Prejudice, North and South (John Thornton is my dream boy. To DIE for) Twilight (yeah, yeah), True Blood, ALL Disney, Sweeney Todd. There are tons more, I just don't feel like going to my DVD shelf to figure out which ones.

Books: Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, Anthem, Sookie Stackhouse novels (if I'm in the mood for weak men, which is rare), Harry Potter, Twilight and friends once you slog through the atrocious writing, lots and lots of random romances.

Games: Prince of Persia. 'Nuff said. Portal close second my Assassin boys tying for third place. Though Ezio takes a slightly higher place given that he's tall, noble, and Italian. With a DE-licious accent. Yum.

Hobbies: Drawing, singing, writing, acting, being on stage, crafting... My personal favorite entertainment is to find beautiful clothing and rework it into a new fantastic garment

Talents: (see above. lol)

Fanfic pairs I LIKE: Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Snape (only ONE, I promise)

Fanfic pairs I DON'T like: Draco/Ginny, Hermione/anyone other than Draco (except Snape on occasion), Blaise/Anyone, Male/Male, Female/Female (I say that knowing full well it's a lie. ;) )

NOTICE! I am officially a REFORMED twilight fan girl. My friend and I are planning on playing "Where's Edward?" with the cardboard cutout in my room. Lol. Should be entertaining.

I think that's about it. That wasn't quite as short 'n sweet as I wanted, but it'll do for now. I'm pretty easy goin', but please, no flames. I don't mind constructive critisism, but don't be mean. Of course, reviews are always welcome! One last thing. I am not so proficient at English/Grammar/Spelling. I do my best to proof everything, but I sometimes don't catch stuff. Forgive me! Love you guys.

List your twelve favorite Harry Potter characters in no particular order:

1.Hermione

2.Ron

3.Snape

4.Draco

5.Rita Skeeter

6.Tonks

7.Sirius

8.Lily

9.Dumbledoor

10.James

12.Bill

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Saw, yes. Checked to see if the description said smut, yes. Read, yes. ^_^

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
That is not a question. The fact that four is, with out a doubt, one of the hottest men know to man is set in stone. Well, let me rephrase that. The Four in MY story, yes, very hot. The four in the movie. God no.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Well, she died before he was born, so the pregnacy issue takes a back seat to the disturbing necrophilic image that creates.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
As a minor character he's somewhere in most of the fics I read. However I don't like him enough or find him sexy enough to read an entire fic devoted to his actions.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Maybe...I doubt it...but he thinks she's no looker so right off the bat we've got issues.

6) Five/Nine or Five/ten?
Five/Nine would be so much more interesting but Five/Ten is somewhat less creepy - though we're back with necrophilia.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
I hope to heavens I never read that fic. However, if I did I'm sure seven would jump right in.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
That summary would change the entire course of the seventh book so I think I'd best avoid it.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
What is with this obsession with dead people? (Jacob said to Bella. Lol) (Or Alcide said to Sookie. Though the dead guys in that are fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.)

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Dogs Move in Packs. Ha HAA!!

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Fangirl melt. Yum... She is head girl, he is head boy, away they go in a glorious shower of banter and brooms.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I'm my friend so I do! (Only on occassion.)

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not on my friends list but I've seen him drawn.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
We wouldn't be friends.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? 3
He's not really much of a screamer. Prefering instead to silence his lover with his mouth as they plunge into ecstasy.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I always feel like, sombody's watching me! (so irreverant.)

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve smut fic, what would the warning be?
I wouldn't write that fic.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Ah ha ha ha ha. I don't even need to write a pick-up line for that. Just the THOUGHT of a pick-up line is funny enough.

This is my drawing of Hermione that I see in my mind. Enjoy. http:///#/d2wdb10

-tinparrot