"It's late, Earthling," A guard stared at her suspiciously.
It was super late, but Spencer couldn't sleep so she sneaked out of the apartment like a rebellious child and came to the Grandmaster's tower to see Thor. "The Grandmaster gave me permission to speak to Lord of Thunder," Spencer said with a shrug and grinned brightly, "I'm sure I can call the Grandmaster and ask him for permission, but if he gets mad because we woke him up, I'm blaming you," Spencer said going to her communicator on her wrist; it was mainly a fib. She sure as hell didn't have the Grandmaster on speed dial.
The guard grunted, "There's no need for that, we weren't expecting you this late." The guard muttered as he stepped aside to let her through, "One of my men will show you the way to Lord of Thunder."
Spencer flashed a smile at the guard, "Thank you, I appreciate it!"
The guard looked momentarily stunned by her sudden display of friendliness and looked away, awkwardly, "Have a nice night, ma'am."
A guard led her to the top of the building, a floor below the Grandmaster's, "Right down this hall, ma'am," He gestured towards the hallway they paused, "Are you going to be able to find your way back?" He asked plainly.
Spencer bobbed her head, "Yes, I will, and thank you!"
The guard left her and Spencer marched down the long hallway, "These colors are nauseating," Spencer muttered as she came to the end of the hallway, to a large open door, "Alohomora!" Spencer pointed finger-guns at the door in a joke.
As if the world had a sense of humor, the door opened silently.
Spencer cocked an eyebrow, "I'm a witch." She deadpanned.
With the door open, she could now hear Thor and Hulk yelling at each other. She stepped into the room as Hulk hurled something at Thor, "You're tiny, Avenger!" Hulk yelled as Thor narrowly dodged whatever Hulk threw.
Spencer just stared as Thor snapped back at Hulk, "Are you crazy!?"
Hulk proceeds to turn to face Thor with a giant mace, "Yes,"
"You know what? Earth does hate you!" Thor says pettily.
"Wow, that's rude," Spencer comments without a second thought.
Both Thor and Hulk instantly turn towards her; Thor's expression becomes relieved, whilst Hulk looks at her with sudden recognition, "Spencer!" Thor charges at her and hugs her tightly, "Thank Odin, you are alright!" Thor says as he crushes her against his chest.
Spencer wheezes, "You're going to crush me, Thor!" She laughs, but hugs him back with just as much vigor.
Thor set her down on her feet, "How has Loki been treating you? Has he done anything to make you feel uncomfortable? Tell me the truth, Spencer," Thor shoots off rapidly with a serious look on his handsome face.
"Easy," Spencer chuckles and pats his meaty arm, "Give me a minute to say hi to the big guy," Spencer turns her attention onto a sulking Hulk, "Hey, buddy, you remember me?" Spencer walks up to him without hesitation.
Hulk is sitting on his gigantic bed, "Pikachu," Hulk grunts with a jerky nod, "I remember, Pikachu sweet," Hulk tells her as Spencer reaches out a hand towards him.
Without much hesitation, Hulk extends his own hand and Spencer gently holds his pinkie, "Ah, thank you," Spencer beams up at him with a smile, "Are they treating you alright here?" Spencer asks as Hulk helps Spencer get onto his bed, "Thanks." Spencer giggles as Thor comes closer.
Hulk nods to her, "I like fighting," he tells her proudly.
Spencer smiles softly, "Earth doesn't hate you, buddy, they're just scared of you," Spencer nudges her shoulder against his huge arm, "But I can see why you like Sakaar so much," Spencer sighs, "Everyone adores you."
Hulk looks at his hands and doesn't say anything.
"I'm sorry I said those things," Thor apologizes to him quietly, "You're not the stupid Avenger, nobody calls you the Stupid Avenger," Thor sighs.
Hulk grunts, "It's okay,"
"You just can't go around throwing shields at people," Thor scolds, "You could have killed me!"
Spencer just smiles and watches these two interact, "I know. I'm sorry," Hulk relents and grumbles angrily, "I just get so angry all the time!" He makes a frustrated gesture with his fits, "Hulk always, always angry."
"Spencer," Thor looks at her curiously and Spencer meets his gaze, "What happened?" He asks, "When were you and Loki thrown out?"
Spencer blinked robotically and sighs, "I remember Loki shielding me and taking a blade to his back, I remember screaming, and I woke up on Sakaar with Loki," Spencer recalls with a soft frown on her face, "We used my powers to dig up precious gems to sell for a high price to get us settled and safe, Loki's been trying to gain the Grandmaster's favor in order to get us off the planet for the last two weeks before you showed up."
Thor frowns, "And Loki's treatment of you?" He presses.
"He's taken care of me," She gives Thor an honest look, "He's never done anything to harm me or make me feel uncomfortable, Thor, he's been very attentive towards me since we've landed here."
She could see the tension leaving Thor's shoulders, "I'm surprised," He admits.
"Hulk smash Loki?" Hulk asks with some excitement.
Spencer laughs and pats Hulk's shoulder, "No, big guy, not yet" she turns to her friend, "I was too, but he kept saying that you would tear him apart if something happened to me, so that was good motivation for him not to leave me stranded," She chuckles at this and Thor smiles.
"How are you? You took a beating," Spencer asks curiously.
Thor snorts, "Hardly a scratch on me," He waves his hand dismissively.
"Liar," Hulk accuses.
Spencer snorts with a laugh, "Are you sure about that?" She questions her friends, "I didn't see the end of the fight, I was too angry and ready to kill the Grandmaster," She admits sheepishly.
Thor huffs, "I heal considerably fast, did you forget?" He nudges his shoulder against hers, and Spencer grins before it fades.
"What's happening in Asgard?" Spencer asks quietly, "I've been riddled with worry about our friends there, Thor," Spencer tells him honestly.
Her friend's expression turns grim, "I spoke to Heimdall earlier, I saw through his eyes the destruction that Hela is doing to my home," His face grows tight with anger, "Heimdall is doing the best he can to shelter our people, but Hela is hunting him for Hofund which he stole as a last resort to get our people out of Asgard," Thor exhales heavily, "Spencer, I know you wish to go home, but-"
"I won't abandon you," Spencer cuts him off with a frown, and he looks at her surprised, "I am your friend, and I will not leave you to face Hela alone. Asgard needs us," Spencer tells him with strong determination, "I can't speak for Loki, but I'm with you."
Thor stares at her with fondness and his eyes looked teary-eyed, "Mother would have loved you, and Father," He tells her gently before changing his expression and turning towards Hulk, "Hulk, I need you to do something for me."
Spencer ended up spending the night there; Hulk was happy to lend her his huge bed while he and Thor went on about their plan. She sent a hologram to Loki letting him know where she was beforehand, so he wouldn't freak out. Though, would he freak out since she basically snuck out like a rebellious teenager?
"Valkyrie?" Spencer's eyes bulged out in shock.
It was early in the morning now, the trio were eating breakfast together. It was nice to see that Hulk liked Sakaar fruit just as much as she did, though Thor favored some of their savory meats. So, while Thor had a platter of meat in front of him, she and hulk shared a gigantic platter of exotic fruits.
Thor bobbed his head and Spencer's eyes twinkled with excitement, "I read about them in your library, they were so badass! Is she cool?" Spencer asked Thor.
Thor grimaced, "She was the one who sold me to the Grandmaster," He admitted with a frown, but had a sheepish look on his face, "She's very abrasive and drunk." Thor added with a shake of his head.
Spencer glanced at Hulk, "What do you think of her, Big Guy?"
Hulk owlishly blinked as he stuffed a whole fruit into his mouth and chewed thoughtfully, "Angry Girl always angry like Hulk," He finally says with a shrug, "Angry girl is friend like Pikachu."
Spencer grinned, "I can't wait to actually meet an actual badass Valkyrie!"
"Ah," Thor wiggles his index wiggle at the young woman, "She hates being reminded that she's a Valkyrie, Spencer, perhaps don't fawn over her unless you want a blade to your throat." Thor warns her softly.
"Do you think she would?" Spencer gasps excitedly; a badass woman with a blade to her throat? That was a dream come true!
"Do what?" Thor was confused now by the dreamy smile on Spencer's face.
"Put a blade to my throat?" Spencer grinned now.
Thor and Hulk exchanged weird looks, "As your friend, I must ask," Thor looked at her with a serious look, "Do you have some weird knife kink, Spencer?"
Spencer nearly spat out the food in her mouth in mortification, "Thor! Of course not, well, not that I'm aware of, but being threatened by a Valkyrie? It's similar to being blessed by the Pope!" Spencer sputtered with flushing cheeks, and Thor was slightly uncomfortable now, too.
"What is a kink?" Hulk demanded, not liking these new words he didn't understand.
"N-Nothing you have to concern yourself with, Big Guy," Spencer patted his large, green hand, "You just eat your fruit." Spencer ordered and Hulk shrugged and continued stuffing fruit into his mouth.
Valkyrie would be arriving in less than an hour to train with the Hulk, so the trio ate their fill and waited for their new friend. Thor and Spencer waited off to the side, hidden by some large decor as Valkyrie harassed the guards as she walked into the room. Hulk was standing at the back of the room ready to greet her, "Angry girl," Hulk grinned.
The tall, dark-skinned woman smirked and ran up to the Hulk with a challenging smirk as Hulk swung his large mace and Valkyrie gracefully dodged the playful swing; Hulk laughs and then begins playfully rough housing with Valkyrie; in three hits, she has Hulk on the ground. Spencer watches with wide, excited eyes. "What's going on? What do you…?" Valkyrie trails off seeing Thor.
She stares at Hulk, annoyed. Hulk mopes like a little puppy. Spencer reframes from saying, "Aww!"
Thor leans awkwardly against the shelves of alcohol as Valkyrie walks over Hulk with an angry expression on her face, "You're so thick-headed that you can't tell when someone's hiding all the way across the universe and wants to be left alone?" She's walking towards the exit and Spencer takes this moment to plop herself onto one of the plush couches; her outfit is super cool, but what really grabs Spencer's attention is the cape hanging from Valkyrie's shoulders.
Spencer's expressions go from awe to dumbstruck!
The cape that Sif gave her! It looked exactly like Valkyrie's! Except for the symbol on the back. "We need to talk," Thor states seriously.
"No," She turns around to glare at him, "You want to talk to me." She turns back around to walk out of the room and that's when she notices Spencer.
Valkyrie pauses at the sight of the young woman and Spencer grins and waves at her, "Hi, big fan!"
"I need her to stay," Thor tells the Hulk.
Valkyrie frowns at the sight of Spencer, but continues to walk towards the door. Valkyrie is at the exit when the upper jawbone of Hulk's massive skull bed crashes into the doorway, blocking her exit partially. That gets Valkyrie to stop walking, as Hulk says, "Stay!" before adding a bit timidly, "Please?"
"Please," Thor says too, sounding desperate.
Valkyrie turns around with a clenched jaw, thinking. Hulk begins throwing a massive, heavy rubber ball against the wall to keep himself occupied. Valkyrie walks over to Hulk's bar, picks up an unopened bottle of liquor, "Alright here's the deal," Hulk snorts, disapprovingly at her choice. Valkyrie rolls her brown eyes and puts it down and finds something cheaper, she pops the cork.
It was a rather large bottle.
Spencer scooted closer with curious eyes, "I'll listen to you till this is empty," Valkyrie wiggles the large, glass bottle in front of Thor. Thor looks annoyed, but as soon as Valkyrie throws the lid off to the side and starts drinking, Thor begins to speak.
"Asgard is in danger and people are dying," Spencer and Thor watch Valkyrie tip back the bottle and start chugging like crazy, "We need to get back there and help them...wow." Thor trails off dumbly.
"Finished," She drops the bottle and lets it crash to the ground without a care, "Bye."
She begins to march off and out of desperation, Thor tells her with a grave voice, "Odin is dead." That gets Valkyrie to stop walking instantly and her silence speaks volumes to everyone, "Hela, the Goddess of Death, has invaded Asgard."
"If Hela's back then Asgard is already lost," Valkyrie turns towards Thor slowly with an expression of slight fear and indifference.
"I'm going to stop her," Thor tells Valkyrie solemnly.
"Alone?" Valkyrie scoffs in disbelief as Thor slowly walks towards her.
"Nope, I'm putting together a team," Thor says confidently, "It's me," He points to himself, "You," He points to Valkyrie, "Spencer," He points to Spencer; Valkyrie stares at the young woman with interest, "And the big guy." Thor points to Hulk, who is still playing with his large, rubber ball.
Hulk pauses his throw, "No, no team, only Hulk!" Hulk growls.
Thor looks mildly annoyed and Spencer laughs, "It's me, you, and Spencer." Thor corrects himself.
Valkyrie, not impressed, "I think it's only you and her," Valkyrie gestures to Thor and Spencer; the young woman is dangling some grapes above her mouth. Valkyrie and Thor stare as a grape drops into Spencer's mouth and Spencer looks at them from the corner of her and hastily puts the grapes away.
With an awkward cough, Spencer grins at her, "Hi!"
Valkyrie rolls her eyes and begins to walk away when Thor goes to grab her arm to stop her from walking away, "Wait, just listen, the Valkyrie are legends! Elite warriors of Asgard. You are sworn to defend the throne." Thor tries to reason with her.
Valkyrie looks at Thor with a haughty expression, "I'm not getting dragged into another one of Odin's family squabbles." She says thickly with annoyance.
Thor is taken back, "What's that supposed to mean?"
"Your sister," Valkyrie says with an angry frown, "Her power comes from Asgard, same as yours. When it grew beyond Odin's control, she massacred everyone in the palace and tried to seize the throne. When she tried to escape her banishment, he sent the Valkyrie in to fight her back. I only survived because-" Valkyrie trails off with a brooding expression, "Look, I already faced her once back when I believed in the throne, and it cost me everything. That's what's wrong with Asgard. The throne, the secrets, the whole golden sham."
Valkyrie brushes by Thor as if to end the conversation, but Thor gently goes to grab her arm, "I agree," but Valkyrie slaps his hand aggressively and brandishes a blade with her free hand to point it to Thor's throat.
Spencer gasps excitedly, but Valkyrie pretends not to hear it.
"Don't get familiar," Valkyrie warns ominously.
Thor sighs tiredly, "I agree," Thor tries to gently push the blade out away from his throat, "That's why I turned down the throne," Valkyrie already has another blade in her other hand and brings it up slowly and dangerously; it makes Spencer smirk, "But this isn't about the crown. This is about the people, they're dying and they're you're people, too." Thor tries to reason with the older woman.
It isn't hard to see that Valkyrie is torn; losing her fellow companions to Hela was traumatizing and asking her to face her biggest enemy was a lot. Spencer wondered if she had the courage to face someone who took all her loved ones away, the young woman winced at the thought and it made her heart ache.
It was asking too much from Valkyrie.
"Forget it," Valkyrie snaps as she shoves Thor back, "I have."
Thor and Valkyrie share a strange look before Thor nods, "Okay."
"Okay," Valkyrie says back.
"Good, great," Thor shrugs it off as if nothing.
Valkyrie does the same, "Great."
"Thank you," Thor says with a small smirk.
Valkyrie frowns at him, "For what?" She asks, confused.
"For this," Thor holds up the fob device that he sneakily snatched from her belt, "Didn't see that, did you?"
Valkyrie sighs in irritation and looks away out the window. Thor presses the button and the obedience disk embedded into his neck powers down. Thor's smirk grows bigger, "There, that's better," He pops off the disk and puts both devices into his belt, "You know, go ahead," Hulk looks interested now and stands behind Thor, "Stay here and get drunk and enslave people for that lunatic," Valkyrie has a vicious sneer on her face, "Keep drinking and keep hiding," Thor turns towards Hulk and claps his hands.
On cue, Hulk throws his large, rubber ball to Thor and Thor catches it swiftly, "But me? I choose to run toward my problems and not away from them," Thor hurls the ball at the main window, "Because that's what-" It bounces off the window and hits Thor in the face.
Thor tumbles to the ground and Spencer can't help but laugh out loud. A beat passes, and Thor hops back onto his feet as if nothing had happened and faces Valkyrie, who is trying not to laugh, "Because that's what heroes do." Thor tells her without an ounce of shame or humiliation.
Thor turns towards the window and smashes through it. Spencer gets up on her feet to follow her friend, "It was nice meeting a Valkyrie," Spencer says as she stretches for her jump out of a window, "I don't blame you for refusing to help us," Valkyrie stares darkly at her, "I wouldn't be able to fight the person who took everything from me." Spencer gives her a soft smile before metal begins ripping off the wall and attaching to her back; forming jagged, but beautiful wings.
"Cheers, love!" Spencer winks before jumping out the window and following Thor down to the bottom. She glides down gracefully beside Thor and he looks at her metal wings with awe and pride.
As soon as Spencer feels safe, the wings crumble to the ground, "That was cool, you're doing so great with your powers." Thor praises her with a grin.
Spencer beams back at him before the duo haul ass towards the scrap yard where the Quinjet is. It doesn't take long to get there, the duo don't stop at all and reach their destination within a few minutes. They search around for the Quinjet and find it hidden in the middle of the junkyard. Thor swings Spencer up on the Quinjet and follows suit, Spencer is opening the hatch, "Here we go!" Spencer grins as she gestures for Thor to go in first.
"Thanks," Thor jumps down into the dark Quinjet and Spencer follows.
"All right," Thor rushes to the controls and begins pressing buttons and flipping switches without purpose, "Spencer, do you know how to work one of these?" Thor awkwardly asks.
Spencer cringes, "Not really, sorry, I always had Nat or Clint to fly me around." She admits sheepishly.
After a few seconds of button pressing, the flight deck powers up. Thor and Spencer grin at each other before Thor places his hand on the pad which scans his handprint; after a second it lights up green and the Quinjet speaks, "Verification required."
"Thor!"
Beep! "Access denied." It replies swiftly.
Thor and Spencer exchange confused looks, "Thor, son of Odin,"
Beep! "Access denied."
"God of Thunder," Thor tries again with irritation.
Beep! "Access denied."
"Strongest Avenger," Thor growls.
Beep! "Access denied."
"Strongest Avenger!" Thor tries with a deeper voice.
Beep! "Access denied."
Thor growls in frustration and Spencer snickers, "Damn you, Stark!" Thor curses Tony before rolling his eyes and muttering, "Point Break."
"Welcome, Point Break."
The ship begins to turn on and Thor laughs excitedly, "Yes!"
"Can we stop by my apartment? I have some important things I need to get before we leave, shouldn't take too long, please?" Spencer asks Thor with a cute look.
Thor doesn't even look at her, "I'm not falling for that trick, Spencer," Thor snorts, "But yes, we can do that."
Spencer smirks before the back of the Quinjet is ripped open by none other than Hulk. The Quinjet shakes terribly and Spencer gasps and grabs onto something to hold herself steady, "Friends stay!" Hulk cries loudly.
"No, no, no!" Thor shouts at Hulk in horror.
Hulk begins walking into the tiny Quinjet towards them; the metal ceiling peeling back, unable to stand against the mighty Hulk, "Stop!" Thor shouts at the big guy.
"Stay!" Hulk tells them like a sullen child.
"Stop!" Thor shouts at him, "You're breaking everything!" Thor whines loudly as he begins to press random buttons on the main control panel, but the sound of the Quinjet dying rings through the air.
"Don't go!" Hulk loudly whines.
Thor smacks the control panel and triggers a message on the flight console; it's of Nat! Back when they defeated Ultron, "Nice work, big guy. We don't know where Ultron is headed, but you're going very high, very fast."
Hulk stops moving entirely, his whole demeanor changes.
Thor and Spencer exchange worried looks as the message continues, "So, I need you to turn this bird around, okay? We can't track you in stealth mode." Hulk begins backing away as the message begins to malfunction.
"No! No, Banner!" Hulk cries out as he begins to convulse. He Drops to his hands and knees. His whole body is shifting. Hulk roars and grabs at his face, shaking his head, trying to fight this back.
Thor puts himself in front of Spencer protectively, just in case something goes awry.
It takes a moment to realize that he's changing back into Bruce! The transition is rough and chaotic, it's as if Banner is fighting to get out of the Hulk. Throughout the process, Hulk smashes back and forth, further wrecking the Quinjet; there was no way this bird was going to fly anytime soon now.
But watching Hulk and watching Bruce fight for control broke Spencer's heart; it gave her a small glimpse of what Bruce struggled with constantly. Finally, Hulk stumbles onto his knees and slowly transfers back into Bruce though naked but covered in Hulk's previous attire.
"Bruce!" Spencer says going towards him, but Thor gently pulls her back and gives her a look of caution. Spencer pouts but nods for Thor to go first.
"Banner," Thor approaches the dazed man, "Hey, hey, hey," He tries to calm down Bruce who is muttering and groaning like crazy and when Thor gently calls his name again and touches Bruce's shoulder, the older man panics like a frightened animal, "Sun's going down! Sun's going down!" Thor hurriedly says to him.
Bruce looks around wildly as he gasps and tries to get his bearings, "That's it, breathe," Thor instructs softly, "I won't hurt you. Sun's going down," Thor repeats this mantra a few more times until Bruce stops gasping and looking like a frightened animal.
"Thor?" Bruce says, out of breath.
"Yes," Thor confirms.
Bruce looks groggy and disoriented.
Spencer peeks around Thor to smile down at Bruce, "Hey, how are you feeling?" Spencer asks quietly.
Bruce peers at her with wide eyes, "Spencer?"
Spencer nods as Bruce looks between Thor and Spencer, "What happened to your hair? Both of you?" Bruce asks, confused.
Thor and Spencer glance at each other, "Some creepy old man cut it off." Thor shrugs.
"Asgard accelerated my hair growth," Spencer also shrugged.
Bruce looked like he had so many questions, but instead said, "You both look good", Bruce compliments Spencer and beams down at him, "I don't think I've ever seen you with long hair, Spencer, and I don't think I've ever seen Thor with short hair." Bruce explains in a mutter, seeming to calm down.
Bruce is looking around, taking in the destruction of the Quinjet, "Where are we? How's Nat?" Bruce asks randomly. Spencer schools her expression; she definitely wasn't going to tell him that Nat was heart-broken after he seemingly disappeared two years ago.
Thor looks at Spencer awkwardly, "Erm, Nat is good, I'm sure." He trails off with a cringe.
"And what about Sokovia?" Bruce questions curiously.
"Sokovia?" Thor echoes dumbly.
Bruce huffs, "The city, Sokovia? Did we save it?"
Thor looks at Spencer again, "Bruce," Spencer lays a tentative hand on his shoulder, "There's something you should know," Spencer says in a soft voice.
Bruce looks at her groggily, "What?"
"Sokovia, Ultron, that was two years ag." Spencer tells him gently.
Banner freezes, "What are you saying? I've been Hulk for two years?" Bruce sits up straighter as if processing this information, he looks up at Thor and Spencer for confirmation.
The duo nod, "I'm afraid so," Thor confirms.
Bruce's eyes widened before looking around for a moment; he throws off the wooden beads that Hulk had been wearing and sets them on the ground and realizes what he is wearing; he pulls the loose clothing closer to his body, "What the hell happened?" Bruce demands looking up at Thor and Spencer.
Before either could answer, Bruce rushes to his feet and goes towards the flight console, "Bruce, there's something you should know!" Spencer and Thor follow.
Bruce puts his hand on the pad and the Quinjet responds, "Voice Activation required."
"Banner," Bruce responds swiftly.
"Welcome, Strongest Avenger."
Thor's mouth drops open in shock and Spencer fights off the giant laugh wanting to come out of her mouth, "Ship's log," Bruce orders.
The Ship's log pops up on a holographic screen, fragmented images of the Hulk's trip through deep space play; images of the angry big guy thrash around in zero gravity and then another set of images of the hulk closer to the camera looking stressed and car sick. Bruce is quiet now, his brain probably processing what had happened up until now.
Spencer and Thor slowly take a few steps away from their friend, to give him some space.
"Where are we?" Bruce finally asks the question Thor and Spencer have been dreading. The sound of a distant alarm can be heard and it catches Bruce's attention.
"Yeah," Spencer drags the word awkwardly, "About that…."
Through the windshield, the trio see the Grandmaster's hologram projection towering over the city, "Sakaar, hear ye! Attention please. I have some bad news. My beloved, exalted Champion has turned up missing. Take to the streets. Celebrate my champion," Spencer rolls her eyes at the Grandmaster's strange movements.
"Who's that?" Bruce asked, slightly panicked.
"He kinda runs the place," Thor explains quickly and adds in awkwardly, "You actually lived in his house."
Bruce looks distant and confused now, "I did?"
Thor and Spencer bobs their heads, "Yeah, quite a lot's happened," Thor continued to explain to the dazed man, "You and I had a fight recently."
That sparks Bruce's interest, "Did I win?"
"No, I won, easily,"
"The Grandmaster cheated and let you win," Spencer and Thor both said at the same time; they both glared at each other with expersated stares.
"That doesn't sound right," Bruce mutters.
"Well, it's true." Thor huffs.
"It seems that that criminally seductive Lord of Thunder has stolen him away! Helped by a pretty Earthling!"
"Seductive God of Thunder!" Thor corrects with irritation, "We need to move." He adds hastily.
Thor leaves to go look for something as Spencer stands beside Bruce who is starting to panic, "Oh, no. This is bad. This is really, really bad," Bruce groans, "I think I'm freaking out!" Bruce turns to Spencer with a look of hopelessness before something dawns on him, "Wait, a second, what are you doing here?" He asks, confused.
Spencer clicks her tongue, "Well, shortly after Ultron, I lost all my powers-"
"You lost your powers?!" Bruce gasped, horrified.
Spencer nodded, "I retired, sank into a deep depression, and everything-Oh, also, Pietro and I are together," Spencer adds with a dreamy smile.
Bruce blinks, "Wow, really? Good for you!" He compliments.
"Anyway, a lot of stuff happened to start this civil war between us and it lead to a battle in Germany-"
"Wait, wait, what?!" Bruce was gaping at her.
Spencer nodded, "Yeah, it was Tony's side which had Nat, Rhodey, Prince T'Challa who was the Black Partner, Vision, and some cute kid called Spiderman," Spencer explained nodding her head as Bruce listened intently, "There was this whole thing which resulted in Wanda blowing up a building, the United Nations thought we needed to be kept on a leash, some of us agreed, some of us didn't. Someone tried to pin it on Bucky, remember Bucky?" Spencer asked Bruce.
Bruce bobbed his head jerkily, "The winter soldier aka Steve's former best friend, yeah, what about him?" Bruce asked.
"Well, someone blew up the United Nations conference, killed the King of Wakanda, and tried to pin it on Bucky. Of course, Steve saw this and tried to save Bucky, but something happened and we learned that whoever blamed Bucky, was trying to gain access to other winter soldiers that were worse than Bucky-"
"Worse than Bucky?!" Bruce echoed.
Spencer nodded, "Yeah, worse than Bucky, so, anyway, at that point Tony was pissed at us. Steve said we couldn't reason with Tony, so, some of us went rogue. It started a fight in a german airport, anyway, on that side was Steve, Sam, Stupid Bucky, Wanda, Clint, Pietro, Me, and some guy called Antman." Spencer babbled on.
"Okay, okay," Bruce urged her to continue on.
"While they were fighting, I tried to stop any further fighting but then I collapsed! I was dying and then Thor came in and took me to Asgard to save me, but it was Odin who saved me, but then I found out it was Loki disguised as Odin that saved me-"
"What?! I thought Loki was dead?!" Bruce gasped.
"We thought the same, too! Anyway, it turns out, that at some point during the Battle of New York, I came into contact with the Tesseract, and some of the energy from the Space stone got transferred into my body; with that being said, a human body can't withstand two different soul stone energies for very long, so, I'm not sure how I was able to survive for so long," Spencer trailed off and shook her head, "Anyway, after Thor found out that Loki was impersonating Odin, we went to Earth to find him, but when we found him, he was dying!"
Bruce gasped again, "No way?"
"Way! Anyway, Odin died right beside his two sons and then some deranged chick came from out of nowhere and demanded that we kneel! This lady was called Hela, Goddess of Death, and was apparently Thor and Loki's big sister!"
"Did you just say Goddess of Death?" Bruce weakly asked.
"Yeah, and she's terrifying."
"Not helping the situation, Spencer," Thor sighs, walking up to them with clothes in his hands.
"Well, anyway, she's about to slaughter us when Loki calls for the Bifrost, but the Bifrost takes her along too! Loki tried to stab her with a dagger, but she threw it back at us and it flung us out of the tunnel, and we landed here two weeks before Thor arrived."
Spencer exhaled noisily.
Bruce merely stared at her with bulging eyes; his brain struggling to process these events.
"I think you overwhelmed him, Spencer," Thor scolds her lightly.
Spencer looks guilty, "He asked," She weakly defended herself.
"Here," Thor gives Banner the bundle of clothes.
Bruce snaps out of his daze and looks down at the clothes, "These are Tony's clothes." Bruce deadpans.
"I know, but we have to get moving," Thor begins to lead them out of the Quinjet.
"Is he here?" Bruce asks breathlessly.
"Who?" Thor is confused.
"Tony?"
"Oh, no!" Thor answers with a snort.
Spencer stops the group, "Bruce, I know you're extremely overwhelmed with everything going on," Spencer turns to her friends, "I know this is sucky of me to ask, but we need you to pull yourself together right now," She tells her friend in the nicest way possible, "There will be time for a freakout later, just not right now when we have the whole city looking for us, okay? Can you do that for us, please?" Spencer asked softly.
Bruce stared at her, "How much time do I have to freak out about this?" Bruce asked randomly.
Thor and Spencer glanced at each other, "Erm, maybe five minutes?" Spencer shrugged.
Bruce nods tightly, "Get out and give me five minutes then."
I litterally rushed through this, so, I am super sorry for any errors you may see. I will proof-read this later :) thank you and hope you enjoyed!