Snippet 219
Grand Theft RWBY: Los Santos Stories 11
'The Art of Isekai – Grand Theft Auto' – The Series
Genre: Adventure/Humor/Crime/Parody/NSFW
Pairs: [No new pairs]
Parody: RWBY/GTA Online/NFS/Various small crossovers
AU-Type: Canon-eqsue AU
Tags: Isekai antics, Team RWBY are not the good guys, Ivory Viridian is the lead Grand Theft Auto Online Protagonist (obviously different backstory, still has ties to Remnant though other means), Typical GTA Violence, Gamer-esque GTA HUD setup [Think of it as a mix of SA, CW, IV, and V], Cars from various GTA games will show up, TW: Slurs (This is GTA after all), Criminal behaviors
Doing times committing crimes on these guys and their Los Santo Stories…
Bleiss had activated the 'Burglar' side-mission as all three were ran though the objectives thanks to the System and they had a time limit of being able to rob until 6 a.m. in the morning. They had six hours to get to work.
"East Los Santos? Most of this place are territory for Hispanic gangs." Kon remarked as Weiss looked at Bleiss driving along the road.
"Exactly. A gangbanger isn't going to do the rational thing and call the police." Bleiss said. "Welcome to El Burro Heights, specifically Amarillo Vista. We're starting here."
"One of my uncle's friends lives on the end of the street." Kon said. "So, I'm familiar with the area. It's Marabunta Grande territory."
Weiss inquired about them.
"El Salavadoran gang at war with the Vagos for control of the drug trade. Probably the only gang willing to ally with the Lost MC. What chumps." Kon said rolling his eyes as Bleiss rolled to a stop on the street.
The three exited as they came up to the first house on the street. The houses that could be robbed all had a yellow floating marker that only protags could see. They entered the first house right into the middle of half a dozen Marabunta Grande gangsters in the midst of playing video games.
"¡Gilipollas! Estaba a punto de ganar, hijo de puta!" One remarked smacking another with the controller. "Go to the frigde and get me a beer."
The young whelp went into the kitchen as Kon crept past to follow. He dual wielded a pair of Grape Pop Guns before firing off two shots freezing the poor bastard solid in grape flavored ice.
"Wait a minute, why do I have to be quiet? Gangbangers won't call the cops." Kon thought before switching to his SMG.
Being the nephew of Ronl got plenty of perks like cash to get your machine modified with an extended clip, flashlight, and army tint to it. Bleiss and Weiss were sneaking upstairs only to hear gunshots and screaming. Kon took gotten the beer and threw it at the prick's head before opening fire on them.
"I'm going down." Weiss said swapping to her Luxury Rifle. "Hope you're worth your name!"
Kon hid behind a couch as bullets riddled it from the angry Salavdorans.
"You think you hard, you piece of shit?!" The gangbanger said.
Another got a Molotov Cocktail out which Weiss shot causing the victim to break out into flames. Sadly, the gun was a bit too loud and clunky for her liking causing her to endure a few gunshots. She swapped to her Micro SMG to return fire.
"Sei gegrüßt, arschlöcher!" Weiss roared in sharp German.
She killed two of them allow for Kon to finish off the rest after rolling out from behind the couch.
"Good thing, they were playing a shooting game." Kon said turning off the game console. "Anything of value damaged?"
Weiss came down to see the shelf of plates was completely riddled with bullets and some of the walls.
"I guess not." Weiss said as Kon started unplugging things.
Weiss looked among the items left behind and ditched the Luxury Rifle in favor of an Assault Rifle, and was glad to be able to replace her Micro SMG for an MG. Kon collected the cash but put it in his backpack citing they would split after they were done. Bleiss managed to find a gang member asleep in bed…knocked out on pain pills. Promptly stole his weapons, his iFrut laptop, iFruit speakers, and his Rimmers azure aviator shades. She cleaned those and put on the shades. She pocketed the $200 cash and came out with the loot.
"You find any cash? I'm holding into all cash until the job's done for an even split." Kon said as Bleiss reluctantly handed over the 200 dollars. "Thanks, now let's load up."
[~GTA~]
The racing event had ended with most of the racers clearing out before police showed up. Team Manor had made some money, and Durand even won a Hexer off a Lost member. Nora had retired for the night…to get her cherry tapped and popped by Durand. The rest of Team Manor and Estelle all went to bed.
Ruby and Yang were still in town doing business with Danica. The gun merchant had decided upon seeing Jaune owned a motel to buy a room there to settle into the small town. The three were in the parking lot with Danica showing the goods to Ruby and Yang.
"Need a recommendation?" Danica asked sipping a can of Cranberry Sprunk.
"I…yes." Yang said.
"Well, you're clearly a biker without a gang. Tell me, what's your arsenal and we can work from there?" Dancia drawled as Yang told her.
Her advice cost her 5,810 dollars, but it got her better weapons. An Assault Rifle, an SMG to replace the micro, Sawn-Off Shotgun to replace her Pump Shotgun, and an Automatic 9mm to replace her Pistol. She had also gotten magazines of ammo for them. To Yang's griping, she would have come to Danica for more ammo.
"Either way, you should get out of here." Danica remarked. "Cops are going to be swarming the place soon enough."
Ruby got in her car and Yang on her bike as they raced off. Megumi was in the midst of shooting out the tires of a persuing police car as the sisters dodged them mess on their way back.
[~GTA~]
Grove Street. Home for the GSF…when it was the 1990s, but things change. At the moment, the burglaring trio were in the midst of robbing another house on the street. Another gang house for the Ballas, and but the one Ballas sitting on top of the drugs was high off his ass. SLINK!
A machete to the head was just enough to have his body go down. The gangbanger's phone buzzed with a text.
"Shit, they'll be here in less then ten minutes!" Bleiss said. "Take the drugs, Kon. I'll take the game console."
Weiss took the money out of the dead Balla's wallet before seeing the spray can. Kon counted up the counts, twenty kilos of weed and ten kilos of cocaine. Weiss spray painted a few things and kicked the table over to make it look like a robbery. Kon hauled the drugs out and Weiss pocketed the spray can. Kon had left a little surprise for them which would activate once a Balla opened the fridge. As they drove away trying to look unassuming, the gang cars all drove past and Bleiss promptly used an alleyway to get out of there. Kon got a call from Ronl who was asking what he was up to. Of course, he told him.
"I see. Your friends sound like they need a lockup, and I can provide one. Innocene Blvd, Rancho. There's an abandoned convience store I'll see you there." Ronl said before hanging up.
Bleiss arrived at the spot to see Ronl waiting for them at on the hood of his Windsor Drop. Lamar was there as well sitting on top of his car.
"What a blast from the past, but let's get down to business. Bleiss, Weiss, give Kon his cut. Kon, I need to talk to the two on business." Ronl said as Bleiss handled him 1500. "Lamar, get him home."
Ronl slipped Lamar two hundred.
"You got it. Side note, if you girls have your own warehouse. The Families will be happy to buy any cargo you got." Lamar said as Kon got in the car. "Just hit me up."
Lamar got in the driver's side and drove away. Kon opened up the garage door for the girls to roll in the Boxburg. The warehouse was set up with a simple layout, one row of platforms to hold cargo. There was a small office section, but the place was rather messy. There was an orange XLS SUV there. There was also a few remains of the convenience store it once was.
"The previous owner was a compulsive hoarder. Last time anyone came here was when people listened to CDs and got dirty magazines. It's pretty cheap…for a quarter mil." Ronl remarked.
"We don't have that bread." Bleiss said as Ronl smirked. "But you want something…"
"Well, I'll pay for it with the condition on that each of your team pays me back. 50 grand each. The car's free. You'll have to pay a daily fee, which split up among you five is 10 bucks a day, but I covered you for the first month. You'll be able to use the computer in the office to buy and sell crates along with a delivery vehicles. When you prove your work, you may get more things to access." Ronl said smoothly.
"So big man, we're on the hook for you for 50k. Are you sure you can't lessen the debt?" Bleiss said sweetly sliding a finger on his chest.
Weiss rolled her eyes but his eyes were on the both of them.
"I could give a discounted price for a personal favor. I've already got to Yang, and I'm going for banging the whole team." Ronl said with a cheeky look. "3,000 off."
"5k." Weiss offered.
He countered with eight thousand.
"10k and you'll have us both." Bleiss said with a grin.
"Done." Ronl said. "I'll take Bleiss first, but complete your haul first."
Bleiss parked it as a status window came up.
[Burgarly Mission Over]
[This Load: 20 Items = 8700]
Split up between the three thieves was 4,400 (with Kon getting the rest 2,900). The weed and cocaine were each put in their own crates and put on the row.
[~GTA~]
Ruby and Yang were driving back into Los Santos only to get a notification from the system that they had a warehouse now in Rancho. Ruby called up Blake for answers.
"Blake, why do we have a warehouse?" Ruby asked.
"No idea. I was out bowling with Sun." Blake said puzzled. "Pretty sure it was Weiss and Bleiss. But I can't have things happening without the leader knowing. We're meeting over there."
She hung up before Ruby drove over to Yang before rolling down the window.
"Something's up. We're meeting up with Blake." Ruby said before driving ahead.
Blake was first to arrive having been reading up on the notification on what the warehouse was for along with how to measure. She parked her car in the small parking lot there noticing Ronl's car was there. She got out and entered the former convience store to hear flesh smacking.
"Uh! Uh! Uhn! Ohhh!" Weiss groaned and moaned each time Ronl thrusted into her cunny, seemingly burying his shaft deeper in her lithe body every time he pushed into her. "That feels just...right!"
Blake walked in to see Weiss moaning loudly while bucking her hips as best she could as Ronl thrusted into her tight, teenage ass. Proper Weiss taking it up the backdoor? Well, you know what they about rich people. The white-haired girl was bent over a worn desk mostly naked with her clothes on the floor save for her bra. He slightly yanked that off revealing in the stimulation and the sight of the beautiful girl moaning beneath him as he pounded her behind. Bleiss was naked and panting on another desk…seed all over her face and chest with some dripping from her orifice.
"Oh, hello Blake." Ronl said casually as he was thrusting. "I was just having a discussion with Weiss and Bleiss."
Blake was trying, but failing, to look away. She was not going to deny to herself that the scene was a bit lot.
"So, I assume you are the reason we have a warehouse. How did it cost?" Blake asked.
"A quarter million that your team owes. Don't worry, I'll cover your daily fees for the first month and I've been convinced to give a discount on the cuts you all owe me. Isn't that Weiss?" Ronl said smacking Weiss's rear to get a yelp.
"Yes sir, M-Mr. Ronl. You're such a-a good boss. You and Ivory take s-such good care of us." Weiss moaned out.
"How much off?" Blake asked.
"10k off. To which divided among all five of you is 2k off. Each of you still owe 48k." Ronl remarked as he went deeper.
"Oh fuck!" Weiss groaned after a rather brutal thrust. "I think I'm going to cum again!"
"Lightweight." Bleiss said getting up. "That's your third one."
Ronl promptly pulled out and threw off the condom before grabbing Weiss by the hair. He emptied the payload right on her face all the while eyeing Blake down. Blake was balking at the fact he was eyeing her while doing it. Ruby and Yang arrived to see Weiss shuddering with pleasure and him zipping up his pants.
"Well, that's three down. Two to go." Ronl remarked. "Blake, I'll leave you to it."
"Thank you…R-Ronl." Weiss said as he left taking Schnee sister's panties with him.
"I think he wants to fuck the whole team." Bleiss said. "Who was the other one to sleep with him?"
"Me…" Yang remarked.
Blake sighed being putting the focus on business. She went to the computer in the office and got to work. What she found was a message from Ronl letting them know they can now do warehouse missions to make money for themselves.
"Ad-Hawk…Securo-Serv?" Blake said noting the company.
She noticed that Ivory did have ties to that organization. She'd look into it later as she looked into her options. This warehouse only had two crates, and she called for the others to come in the office. Weiss and Bleiss was cleaning themselves up shuffling to get their clothes back on.
"Ok, I want a status report." Blake said.
"Well the races went fine. Yang won herself a new motorcycle, I got some cash. Oh, and have information. JPNR has a foothold in Harmony, own a motel. And we got a contact for getting guns." Ruby remarked.
"That's good." Blake said before turning over to the sheepish Weiss. "And you?"
"We have a Boxburg that we can use to go on Burglary missions. Ronl has given us a warehouse to stash loot." Bleiss said. "We all owe him 240,000. 48k each."
"Ok, we can use this computer to buy cargo to resell. Even get mission to steal cargo." Blake remarked. "So what exactly do we have in the crates?"
"One full of weed, and the other full of coke." Weiss said on shaky legs.
Blake remembered G and promptly texted him to see her about a potential deal she had for it in the morning. She turned off the computer and got up.
"Ok, as far as I see it, we're still under limited services, but this is good. BRWY will profit from this, but it stands we get out of Ronl's debt as soon as possible." Blake said as they got a status that they can access Ad-Hawk from their laptops at home.
Also, they were informed that they could get tips on potential crates to snag from their friends and allies.
"Well, that's…"
Yang's cell phone rang as she answered.
"Yo, Dragon Lady, it's L." Lamar remarked.
"You won't believe it. A damn plane just crashed near Vinewood Hills, damn Shamal just crashed there." Lamar remarked.
"Shit, it might have good stuff to steal off of it." Yang remarked.
"If you can get pass the cops." Lamar said.
"Whatever we steal, I'll save you one." Yang said as she hung up.
Their radars pinged with the location and Blake sighed. She guessed she was not going to bed. What, it was only closing in on one in the morning. Weiss and Bleiss got in the XLS, and the rest go to their rides.
~[GTR]~
"You took a big risk getting involved, Yuki." Ivory said sternly. "Do you want the Order on our behinds?"
It was a rare moment where all four of Team YUKI plus Ronl were in the Twilight Company lounge kicking back with drinks and shooting the shit.
"If I wanted those rule-keepers on my ass, I would have went with my idea for giving them a Hyperbolic Time Chamber. No, my help is for after it's all said and done. I know the rules." Yuki said sipping his drink. "Still I did not think Lapis Prime would hook up with Jaune, of all people."
Lapis rolled her eyes.
"At least she's happy. Most of us don't even have long time siginificant others." Lapis remarked jokily.
"Don't count me with you. Me and Fulani are going pretty strong even with our kinks." Ronl said.
"And we're still young. Give it time, because I'm not ready to settle down." Ivory remarked. "But speaking of the Order, how is operations in the universes outside our range."
"Going well, but it seems a certain influential family is going at that universe we sent a branch to. Not that it's an issue. By all means, it's pretty much an insurance policy. After all, no one means with the Blackthorns." Yuki said with a grin.
"I didn't want to say anything, but I've been seeing someone. I've been seeing Roman." Kelly said as Yuki choked on his drink. "What? I knew you're sleeping with Peach and Glynda. Shall I call you Archie?"
"Touche." Yuki said pouring Kelly another glass.
"I was thinking of settling in the Universe B. Live out on a yacht with the ocean to explore. I did finally get the yacht I was dreaming of." Lapis remarked.
~[GTR]~
BLAM! Yang got another headshot in with her shotgun as she raced on her bike. The crashed plane was in a grassland not far from Vinewood Hills. There were a few cops around, but they were being fought. Blake mowed officers down with her car as the Schnee sisters settled to drive by on them.
"Ok, let's move people!" Blake said parking her car.
Cash and ammo were taken off the police as the Shamal was raided. Only three crates were found and they loaded all three onto the XLS.
"Go back to the warehouse, we'll distract the police." Blake said readying her minigun.
She saw a news chopper flying with a searchlight and she raised the minigun into it to riddle it with bullets before it exploded and fell on a Sherrif SUV. NOOSE agents were combing the place as Blake emptied hundred more bullets. Ruby whipped out the Catcus Cannon and cleared the way for them.
"Retreat." Blake said as they got in their cars speeding away.
Four stars, Blake thought, they needed to go. Racing down Marlowe Drive, Yang fired her shotgun into the engine of the police car and the windshield killing the cop inside. Ruby pulled the pin on a grenade and threw it out in a police car right in the lap of the cop chasing her.
"Motherfu-" BOOM!
The police car next to her blow up and she hit the nitrous. Blake knew they needed to hide for the moment and then she realized where in Vinewood Hills they were in, Whispymound Drive. Blake was hoping to get to Lacey Jona's home only to see Franklin on the roof of his home with an RPG. He promptly filled the road with burning metal and took down several helicopters.
"Annoying ass cops. A nigga can't get any sleep." Franklin said before lazily getting off his roof to go inside his house.
The stars went down two stars and with no cops nearby…it was fading. Soon enough, it had completely faded and the group raced to the warehouse. They walked into the garage to see Bleiss and Weiss snacking on chips.
"We got chips for you." Bleiss said as Blake sighed.
"Let's just see what we got." Blake said as they walked towards the three crates.
The first crate was full of bullion, specific silver coins. The second crate was stuffed full of gemstones. The third crate was electronic goods of various televisions, tablets, microwaves, and computers. Blake took a microwave for herself wanting it for her safehouse in Whetstone, Ruby took a snazzy pair of gamer headphones, Yang took an EXsorbeo 720 bundled with a few games, Bleiss would take a Drone tablet, and Weiss took up a foot messager. The crates were packed and put on the shelf as everyone split up for home.
Weiss and Bleiss, realizing they did not want risk the XLS being recognized, had to leave it in the warehouse leaving them without a ride. Blake was in a hurry to get home for some sleep, Yang was already gone, and Ruby was blissfully unaware of the sisters needing a lift. Two Lost MC members were riding their Hexers. Bleiss and Weiss promptly jacked the bikes.
"Nothing personal." Weiss said pistol whipping her mark. "But I'm taking this."
Bleiss just used her AP Pistol to shoot her mark in the head and the other one as well. The two were quick to leave. Blake parked her car and lumbered to the apartment building for some sleep only to see G waiting for her.
"So I got your text." G remarked.
"Ok to make it easy, I got two crates full of narcs. The green stuff and the white stuff." Blake said in a whisper.
"Right. We're going to need a meeting place. I'll have someone call you when it's arranged." G said before going into his apartment.
Blake went inside her apartment before throwing off her clothes and collapsing on her bed. Yang arrived at her motel room putting the bundle on a table and getting ready for bed herself. Yang wondered what of her family. Not much of Raven, but her father and uncle. The thought was also on the back of Ruby's mind as she was heading to bed herself. Weiss parked her Hexer in the garage, but Bleiss parked the Hexer in the parking lot. The two went in before heading off to bed.
~[GTR]~
Kon was unable to sleep at the moment and was online chatting with an online friend.
'Dude, you've been offline for the past week. What's up?' – Kon
'Busy with final exams. My father doesn't even mind me making my own money, but wants me to keep up my studies. I just got down moving in.' – Whitley
'Well, wanted to let you know your sister is LS. Weiss.' – Kon
'This is good news. I'll be sure to let my father know.' – Whitley
'There's another development…call me rn.' – Kon
Whitley was quick to call and Kon give him the details.
"A twin sister and they on the hook for Twilight Company." Whitley said with a sigh.
"I don't Bleiss owes TC, but she's willingly working with them." Kon remarked.
"Regardless, this'll complicate a few things. With father and me here, and 'mother' doing fuck all." Whitley said sourly.
"Willow isn't that bad." Kon said.
"She's wandering around the country. Not bothered to worry about me, Winter, or Weiss. She's probably at the end of bottle or some young guy's junk to feel young again. My father's an asshole, but at a minimum he offered to keep me around. Ironic, all this somehow mellowed him out." Whitley raved. "Regardless, I got some information for you and a job."
When Weiss was a freelance member of the criminal underworld, Jaccques a casino owner with questionable ties…Whitley was an information broker. He used his talents to gather information of valuable to deal to those willing to pay making a more subtle use of his protagonist power.
"What do you need?" Kon asked going to his laptop.
"I'll need you to Las Venturas as soon as you can. I need you to investigate something for me. I'll have two plane tickets sent to you. You should be getting them by tomorrow, take the flight to arrive at Venturas to arrive by the afternoon. A taxi will be waiting for you. You'll be taken to the meeting point." Whitley remarked. "I'll see you soon, Kon."
Whitley hung up and the Schnee son toyed with the idea of calling his father. However, he decided that was for another day.
Current Stats:
Ruby - $118,992 [PV: Sabre Turbo] – Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Aluminum Endsville Slugger, SNS Pistol, Sawn-Off Shotgun, MG, Flamethrower, Assault Rifle, Heavy Sniper Mk.2, Catcus Cannon, Grenades, Kunais
Weiss - $21,775 [PV: Coquette] – Current Weapons: Fist, Chakra Sword, Pistol, MG, Assault Rifle, Molotov Cocktails, Kunais, Spray Can
Blake - $40,285 [PV: Stinger] – Current Weapons: Fist, Katana, V-Charger, SMG, Sawn-Off Shotgun, Assault Rifle, Minigun, Grenades
Yang - $44,552 – [PV: Buffalo S, PB: Nemesis] Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Chainsaw, Automatic 9mm, Sawn-Off Shotgun, SMG, Assault Rifle, Caliente Bombs
Bleiss - $52,400 - [PV: Banshee, PB: Revenant] - Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Machete, AP Pistol, SMG, Combat Shotgun, Assault Rifle, Grenades
Durand - $256,000 - [PV: Buccaneer Custom, PB: Hexer] - Current Weapons: Fist, SNS Pistol, Sawn-Off Shotgun, SMG, Carbine Rifle, Heavy Sniper, Rocket Launcher, Sticky Bombs
Marylin - $424,650 - [PV: Buccaneer Custom] - Current Weapons: Fist, Composite Endsville Slugger, Combat Pistol, Combat Shotgun, Micro SMG, Carbine Rifle, Combat Sniper, Minigun, Molotov Cocktails
Jaune - $25,760 - [PV: Comet, PB: Nightblade II] - Current Weapons: Fist, Crocea Mors, Pistol .50, Sawn-Off Shotgun, Assault SMG, Assault Rifle, Heavy Sniper, Grenades, Rocket Launcher
Ren - $19,102 - [PV: , PB: Innovation] - Current Weapons: Fist, Li Ren's Knife, Pistol .50, Assault SMG, Molotov Cocktails
Nora - $19,485 - [PV: , PB: Akuma] - Current Weapons: Brass Knuckles, Chainsaw, AP Pistol, Pump Shotgun, Assault SMG, Carbine Rifle, Minigun, Molotov Cocktails
Oscar - $21,290 - [PV: , PB: Revenant] - Current Weapons: Fist, Baseball Bat, Pistol .50, Assault SMG, Assault Rifle, Grenade Launcher, Molotov Cocktails
(A/N: Snippets 208 was edited for errors. And yes, Kon's story is going to get some focus as he's taking Weiss with him.)