NOTE: This oneshot will contain some potential drunk-OOC-ness. Just a head's up!
The gang was excited!
Fred is hosting a party in his mansion, inviting lots and lots of students from SFIT! The reason for this party?
Today's the anniversary of the San Fransokyo Institute of Technology's creation!
Fred, Honey Lemon, Wasabi, and Gogo were packing everything up in their labs in the main lab. Honey looked at Fred and gave a smile.
"Thank you so much for inviting us to the party, Freddie. Lord knows how much I need this after everything that happened." Honey said. Fred nodded.
"Yeah. Trust me, y'all. It's gonna be fantastic! Mom's gone away for the week, and Heathcliff helped arrange the party's setup! Hold on, let me check." Fred began before he pulled out his phone and smiled.
"Alright! Over 200 students accepted the invitation! 30 of them came from SFAI as well! Hm!" he went as he saw his profile. Gogo, Wasabi, and Honey perked their heads at the revelation.
"SFAI?" asked Wasabi.
"Look at that, HL. Looks like you've got friends coming over." Gogo said, looking at Honey with a smile. Honey clapped as she giggled. This was when child prodigy Hiro Hamad and his nine-and-three-quarters-year-old half-brother, Yutashi Hamada, walked into the lab.
"Hey guys. Yutashi and I were wondering where...what's going on?" asked Hiro. Fred beamed as he told them about the party.
"Party? Great! Wait...are we invited?" asked Yutashi. This made the others frown a bit.
"Oh, sorry, boys. You're not." Honey said sympathetically.
"Yeah. You're both too young to join." Gogo explained with a shrug as she placed a maglev disk in a box.
"Yep! There's gonna be a lot of rum, a lot of loud music, and I'm sure of it: a LOT of drama!" Fred stated. Hiro looked disappointed while Yutashi raised a brow.
"Rum?" he asked.
"Yeah. An alcoholic drink. You never saw Pirates of the Caribbean?" asked Fred. Yutashi remained confused for a moment before blinking as if he was enlightened.
"Oh. You're drinking that?" he asked.
"Well...I don't know if I will. Alcohol makes me do...REALLY crazy stuff." Honey said with a frown, remembering the last time she had more shots than needed. Let's just say that it didn't go well for anyone that made her angry.
"Oh." Yutashi muttered before shivering. He rarely saw Honey Lemon going crazy, usually when she's mad, so he didn't want to see her crazy self while drunk.
"So...we're not going?" asked Hiro. Gogo shook her head.
"Nope. You're both too young." she said simply. Hiro looked down.
"Aww, man." he said. At this point, Fred approached them and wrapped both arms around them.
"Sorry, guys. But don't worry: I'm sure we'll give you all some souvenirs." he said in an attempt to cheer them up. Hiro and Yutashi, however, didn't get happy and remained disappointed.
"Oh. You two said you needed something?" asked Wasabi, wanting to change the subject. Hiro blinked and nodded. Now, we'll be skipping this part due to it not being too critical.
Later, we now see Hiro and Yutashi sitting in the Lucky Cat Café. The two are just bored and disappointed. At this point, the owner of the Café, Hiro's aunt, and Yutashi's mother, Cassandra Hamada, approached.
"What's up, my little geniuses?" she asked with a warm smile. Yutashi grumbled.
"Honey and the others are gonna go to a party in Fred's house, and we're not invited." he complained. Cass then frowned sympathetically.
"Aww. Why is that?" she asked.
"Fred said there's gonna be a lot of alcohol and wildness involved." Hiro piped in.
"Sounds like a lot of fun." Yutashi complained. Cass listened with intent and nodded.
"I see. That may be for the best, you two." she said. Hiro and Yutashi looked at her.
"Really? You want to deny us fun, mom?" asked Yutashi. Cass shrugged.
"I'm giving you safety, sonnie-boy. Alcohol is no joke when drinking it extensively. Remember when I told you about MY experience while intoxicated?" Cass said before frowning slightly, remembering her disgusting act while drunk.
Hiro had a sad look on his face as he remembered the tale of Cass getting very drunk and having an affair with his father. He then looked at Yutashi, who was a bit confused.
"You have? When did- ...Oooooh." he went as he remembered the revelation. Cass nodded.
"Yeah. But even before that, I was a pretty hefty drinker. People in my college years called me 'The Female Jack Sparrow', which I don't get because I drank tequila, and Jack Sparrow drank rum." she explained with a shrug.
"Wait, I thought you were called 'Catastrophe Hamada' at that time?" asked Hiro.
"That was in my colle-I mean high school. High school years." Cass corrected. Then, she turned around to tend to other customers. But not before calling out,
"Don't worry. I'm sure we'll come up with something fun for tonight!" she said, leaving the two alone. Hiro and Yutashi looked at one another.
"You think it'll be fun without the others?" asked Yutashi. Hiro simply shrugged.
"Hope so. Besides, I doubt there's a lot we can do with just the two of us." he replied.
"Why not invite your girlfriends?" asked Yutashi. This made Hiro nod and then do a double-take.
"G-Girlfriends?! Firstly, wh-w-w-what do you mean 'girlfriends'?! Who are you referring to, anyways?!" asked Hiro in shock.
"Karmi and Megan." replied Yutashi, feigning innocence. Hiro groaned.
"They're NOT my girlfriends!" he said as he covered his face. Yutashi blinked in false confusion.
"They're not? Huh. Why did Gogo and Honey tell me that, then?" he asked. That was when Hiro looked at him.
"Wait. You're serious? You're not pulling my leg?" he asked. Yutashi shook his head, although internally, he was planning something devious. Hiro groaned again.
"I'm gonna kill those two." he muttered before straightening up.
"No. They're not my girlfriends (Why would I even want TWO girlfriends? Pretty sure that's not even legal.), and I doubt they'd be interested in joining anyways. Karmi's still out of town, and I'm sure Megan's doing schoolwork. So no." he said before pulling his phone out.
Yutashi raised a brow and pulled out his own phone, typed a text message, and sent it. After a while, he beamed as he slid the phone over to him.
"Megan's interested!" he said. Hiro nodded, then did another double-take.
"What?! Did she?!" he asked as he took the phone and looked at the phone. There, he saw the conversation go like this;
Y: Hey, Megan. Hiro and I want to know if you're free for tonight?
M: Sure. You all want me over?
Y: Heck yeah! We want to have a party planned since the others had their party planned, and we can't go due to a lot of alcohol.
M: Bummer. It's okay, though! I'll be there if that's alright!
"Ah...Ah…" Hiro went, stunned, before looking at Yutashi. The boy just gave an innocent smile.
"What? Now we've got someone else to join us!" he said. Hiro just stared as Cass came back.
"Oh, you've invited Megan! Great! Now all five of us are gonna have a fun party!" she said as she pulled the both of them into a hug. Yutashi smiled while Hiro grunted.
"Come on, Aunt Cass! Wait, five of us?" he asked. Cass nodded before they heard a familiar waddling sound.
"Hello."
It was Baymax. The Hamadas turned to look at him and smiled. Then Cass patted them on the shoulders.
"I'll finish up for today and we can start. This is gonna be fun! Especially for you, Hiro." she said before shooting a teasing look at Hiro. At this point, Hiro just wanted to curl up into a ball and disappear from the face of the Earth. Cass and Yutashi just laughed as the former walked off to continue her job. Baymax walked over to him.
"You appeared to be stressed. Would you like a hug?" he asked before hugging him anyway. Hiro didn't oppose this. He instead just stared at Yutashi, who shrugged.
"Sorry, bro. I didn't want to get bored. Plus, as a younger sibling, I kind of HAVE to mess with you." he explained before laughing. Hiro just blinked, mentally cursing out his brother in a way that would've resulted in half a dozen slaps from the Pope himself.
"Now I know how Tadashi felt…" he muttered to himself.
The rest of the day went by normally, so we will also cut through to the evening.
By this point, the others have arrived to say check up on the brothers.
"Honey! You won't be gone for long!" Yutashi complained as Honey hugged him tightly, causing him to suffocate a bit.
"I know! I'm just really sorry you or Hiro couldn't attend!" she said as she held him. Yutashi's eyebrow twitched as he groaned. Then as Honey lets him go, Yutashi takes a deep breath as he falls to the floor.
"Man, you've gotta control your strength." she said. Honey smiled sheepishly.
"Sorry. Anyways, so are you both good?" she asked both him and Hiro. Hiro nodded.
"Yep! Hope you all have fun at the party." he said as Yutashi slowly climbed up.
"Yeah, man! We'll be sure to bring in some souvenirs at the end!" Fred assured as he patted them on the head, making them smile a bit.
"Come on, guys. They're probably there by now!" Gogo called out. This caused the rest of the team to get themselves ready to leave for the party. Honey looked at the two and kissed Yutashi on the forehead.
"Take care. Make sure Hiro and Megan don't get TOO touchy." she said as she looked at Hiro, giving him a teasing smirk. Hiro growled again before pointing at her.
"I will get back at you and Gogo for corrupting MY little brother." he declared. Honey grinned.
"We're simply teaching MY little brother how life works." she said before the two smiled and laughed. Yutashi looked between them before looking at the reader and shrugging.
"I don't know why these two still bicker about who owns me. We see each other every day." he muttered to himself before Honey Lemon waved.
"Bye, guys!" she said before they left, leaving the Hamadas alone. Cass, meanwhile, was finishing up cleaning the desks in the restaurant. She looked up to see the gang's car driving off, with sounds of cheering coming from inside. Then, not long after their car disappeared, a police car came driving and parked at the front of the restaurant. Cass smiled.
"Oh. They're here!" she said as she walked over to the front door.
Soon, Hiro, Megan, and Yutashi are sitting in the living room while Cass begins cooking food for the party. The thing is: none of them had expected the plan to go ahead. Of course, they have Cass and the little demon to thank for that.
"So...is this the part where we have fun?" asked Megan, eyeing the brothers in concern. Hiro and Yutashi shrugged.
"Honestly, I don't know. I've never had a party in my house before." Hiro stated honestly. Yutashi, all the while, was pondering on what to do to make the party interesting. Then he gasped as he got up.
"Mom! Mom, do you still have your GameCube?!" he asked. Cass nodded.
"Yeah. It's in the basement. Why?" she asked. Yutashi smiled.
"You still like playing Mario Party 4?" he asked. This made Cass stop cooking before looking at him with a stern look, slowly growing a devious grin.
"You really wanna do this, boy? Very few managed to beat me in that game. Not even your aunt, or my sister. And she was quite good with that game. Are you sure you're willing to challenge me?" she asked, with cockiness not seen since the Napoleonic Era. Yutashi, however, returned the smirk.
"Heck yeah! Nobody's invincible, as I have learned!" he said. Cass grinned again and leaned forward.
"Alrighty then, young man. Prepare to eat my dust...after you eat I'm preparing!" she said, immediately dropping her confidence and replacing it with her usual warm, motherly demeanor. Yutashi blinked in surprise as she patted him.
"In the meantime, watch something with Hiro and Megan." she said before she continued her work. Yutashi nodded.
Hiro and Megan saw the whole exchange, and the latter raised a brow.
"You guys have a Gamecube?" she asked, looking at Hiro. Hiro nodded.
"Yep. Apparently, Cass and mom, according to Tadashi, played with it a lot. I think they played Mario Party 4 the most. According to Tadashi, the number of times Cass won was enough to make my mother wanna kick her boyfriend." she said. Megan blinked and exhaled so hard she nearly coughed.
"Really?" she asked. Hiro shook her head.
"Nah. She wouldn't actually kick my dad. But that's how angry she had gotten." he clarified. Megan nodded just as Yutashi came back.
"Mom said we have to wait. In the meantime, let's see what's on TV-Land." he said as he climbed onto the chair.
"TV-Land?" asked Megan. Yutashi nodded.
"Yep." he said as he grabbed the remote and pressed the "on" button. Hiro just shook his head as he pulled out his phone. As he searched up for anything of interest, he thought to himself,
"I wonder how the others are doing?"
Well, I think it's safe to say that the others are, so far, having a far better time than the children.
At Fred's mansion, the outside is filled with people dancing to rave music. Some of the others are just sitting or standing around, chatting with one another. A few of them are even showing quite a bit of...well, let's just say, passionate love towards one another.
Inside, it is even wilder. Students of both SFIT and SFAI were congregating with one another.
Fred and Wasabi were standing next to a group of people playing a table hockey game. Both of them are cheering for their side.
"Come on, Red! Kick Blue's butts!" Fred cheered on.
"Heck no, Shaggy! Blue's gonna do it! Look, there it-there it-!" Wasabi countered as one player flung the puck from the blue goal to the red! Both men were grasping on the edge, staring at the game. However, neither side could gain the upper hand!
"Oh, come on!" Fred muttered as he slammed his fist against the edge of the table.
Then, possibly due to the force of Fred's slamming, the puck became disoriented as it approached a blue figure. It would've passed by quickly if it weren't for the disturbance. This allowed the Blue player to quickly fling the puck across the Red team's side and into the goal, giving the Blue victory.
Wasabi raised his hands up and cheered!
"Hahaha! In your face, Shaggy! Whooooo!" Wasabi said as he was joined by the rest of the team to congratulate the player. Fred just looked on in disappointment. This was exacerbated by the Red team glaring at him as if they wanted to deck him in the gut, one member at a time.
Meanwhile, Gogo was chugging down some rum, with many others chanting,
"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!"
Gogo stopped as she gulped down the last rum before cheering on, with the others following behind.
"Hell yeah! THIS is the life!" Gogo said as she tossed the bottle to the floor, shattering it. Then, she looked nearby towards a TV set.
There was Honey Lemon, sitting and watching a mech-wrestling match. Now, one might think that someone as sweet as Honey Lemon would not like wrestling or fighting in general. But that would be quite short-sighted to think. See, Honey here LOVES wrestling.
"YEAH! TAKE THAT, SON!" she shouted as the opponent was pinned down in a chokehold. Gogo chuckled as she took another bottle of rum and walked towards her, and leaned onto one of the couches.
"Woah. I had no idea that you were a fan of wrestling." she said. Honey looked at her and smiled.
"I know! I didn't think it would be so engaging, not to mention so exciting as well!" she replied, swinging her fists twice in excitement. Gogo chuckled.
"Mind if I join you?" she asked. Honey nodded, which made Gogo smile. As she took a seat next to her, she opened the bottle of rum and gestured it to her.
"Want a sip?" she offered. Honey frowned slightly and shook her head.
"No thank you. At least, not right now." she said. Gogo hummed with a small frown but shrugged in understanding. Soon, the disappointment faded as the two of them shouted at the screen in excitement.
Now, things seem to be getting excited for Honey Lemon and her friends, so let's see how Hiro and his other friends are getting along.
Cass was setting up the Gamecube while Hiro, Yutashi, Megan, and Baymax were waiting for her. Baymax looked at the three.
"May I ask what is this Mario Party 4?" he asked. Hiro looked at him and explained.
"It's a video game made by Nintendo. The franchise is known for being the game that ruins friendships." Hiro explained. Baymax blinked.
"I am not sure then if this is a healthy activity." Baymax explained.
"Eh, don't worry about it, Baymax. The 'ruin your friendship' stuff is an exaggeration. This will be a simple family-fun time!" Cass assured as she inserted the disk and turned on the machine.
"Alright, now let's get this started. You're all going down!" Megan taunted.
"Eat my dust, Megan!" Yutashi taunted.
"Not if I beat you all first!" Hiro added.
"Oh, children. Relax. We ALL know I'm gonna win!" Cass said, making the kids grow competitive grins at them.
Baymax stared as the game started and blinked.
"This might end in a disaster." Baymax said to himself quietly.
"Eh, don't worry, Baymax. A little competition hurts nobody! Besides, I'm gonna break mom's winning streak!" Yutashi said.
"Hahahaha!" Cass went, laughing at him.
"This is gonna be easy!" Hiro stated as he and Yutashi fist-bumped one another.
"OH MY GOOOOOD!" Hiro went as he laid his back and head on the back of the couch, while Yutashi was screaming into a pillow and Megan was banging her head against Baymax. Cass, all the while, was dancing a victory dance!
"Uh-huh! Uh-huh! I won! You all lose! Uh-huh!" Cass went as the screen showed Cass's character, Koopa Kid, in a victory pose.
"It makes no sense! How does Aunt Cas-You know what, she's a cheater. That's the only explanation I have." Hiro said as he rubbed his cheek. Yutashi lifted his head.
"I agree. Mom's cheating." she said. Cass stopped and made a mock gasp.
"I do NOT cheat, you two! I won fair and square!" she said as she crossed her arms.
"Cheater cheater, pumpkin eater!" Yutashi teased. That was when Baymax piped in,
"While you all were playing, I went away and looked up the rules and cheat codes of Mario Party 4. Turns out, Aunt Cass was not cheating. She was playing fair and square." Baymax explained. Cass then gave a smug smile, leaving the two brothers to glare at her. Then, what little tension there was disappeared as the three Hamadas laughed. Megan, once she stopped banging her head on Baymax's wall, laughed as well.
"That has to be the best night I've ever had so far. Seeing Hiro go into a fit, while Yutashi was whining like 'Waah! Stop winning, mom! Waah!' Hahaha!" she went.
"I was not whining!" Yutashi protested.
"Neither was I going into a fit!" Hiro added.
"Mom! Stop winning! Gaaaah!"
"Moc...that's it, that's it! I'm gonna do something if you frickin' get the next one!"
Hiro and Yutashi turned to see Baymax's camera on his chest, having captured the recordings of Hiro and Yutashi complaining.
"You both were." Baymax said simply. Hiro and Yutashi groaned, and the two females laughed at their expenses.
"You complained as well, Megan." Baymax said, shooting down Megan's joy. Megan blinked in surprise as she then saw a recording of her punching a pillow rapidly, shouting obscenities the likes of which would get her suspended from her school.
"Man, your dad has got to put soap on your mouth, Megan." laughed Cass. The four laughed again before things settled down.
"So, now what? Wanna go another round?" asked Yutashi.
"Nah. I think I've had enough of that game. Hey, wanna watch a movie?" asked Cass.
"Sure. What do you have in mind? A scary movie?" asked Hiro.
"Oh goodness no, please don't." Yutashi muttered silently as Cass approached a drawer below the TV.
"Not exactly, kids. I'm actually thinking of putting on a movie for us to laugh at." she answered.
"Laugh at? Like a comedy?" asked Megan.
"Unintentional comedy, yes. Let's see if I have it here...Aha!" Cass said, fishing around before pulling out The Room by Tommy Wiseau.
Hiro and Megan blinked in surprise while Yutashi raised a brow in confusion.
"Huh?" he asked.
"That's The Room, Yutashi. It's like, notoriously awful!" Megan explained. Hiro nodded.
"I've seen reviews of it online: poor writing, poor acting, poor everything. People buy it just so they can laugh at it." Hiro added with a chuckle near the end.
"Huh. Way to show for all their hard work." Yutashi grumbled. Cass approached him and ruffled his hair.
"You'll see what we mean, champ. Now, let me get the popcorn ready. This will be good!" she said as she set the film down and went to the kitchen.
For the rest of the time, the four of them spent it laughing their rear ends off at how crappy The Room is, although anyone with experience with filmmaking or enough exposure to the internet would already know this. So, let's leave these people be for a bit and go back to Fred's house.
Back there, things are becoming a bit hectic.
The music playing has increased in speed and tempo, and more and more people are becoming a bit intoxicated. However, many people enjoy the atmosphere.
In one corner, a Hawaiian girl was drinking her fifth bottle of rum, and she was wasted. She had this BIG drunken smile on her face.
"Phew! After all the hell that annoying little brat called Lilo at home gave me, this is SUCH a relief!" she said before taking another drink.
In another part of the building, there is a short girl with blue eyes and blonde hair. Next to her is a much taller girl with tan skin. The taller girl had drunk a lot of rum and is now asleep. The short girl sighed, muttering,
"Oh, Ymir. I told you not to drink too much." she muttered.
"Historia Reiss!"
A booming voice made her flinch. She turned and paled at seeing an older woman with long black hair and blue eyes. She marched towards her, pushing aside two other party-goers.
"Oh no, Frieda." the girl, Historia, said as she moved closer to the sleeping Ymir. Frieda, however, noticed, and she sped forward, jumping over a table before grabbing her wrist.
"Historia, what the flipping hell are you doing here?! I made myself specifically CLEAR that I do NOT want you in this party!" Frieda growled, eyes burning with anger. Historia flinched again.
"I-I-I was just being w-w-with," Historia fumbled, trying to think of an explanation before Frieda took a breath.
"Hang on. Exhale. NOW." Frieda demanded. Historia shivered in fear of her older sister, so much so that she ended up exhaling anyway. Frieda breathed in again, and if she looked as angry as a charging bull before, well, now she looks like a demon preparing to fetch a poor soul.
"Historia Reiss. You've been drinking?!" Frieda asked, voice rising. Historia blinked, tears streaming down.
"You're almost 15! You shouldn't be drinking any kind of-You know what? Come on! We're going home!" Frieda scolded as she roughly pulled her away from the couch.
"W-Wait! Let me at least-" Historia pleaded before Frieda smacked her on the head. Not enough to hurt her badly, but just enough to sting.
"SHUT UP! You'll be f...king lucky if all I do is TAN YOUR HIDE!"
Historia is nearly crying by this point, incoherently pleading with her. Frieda, tightening her grip, ignored her as she roughly bumped against Honey Lemon, who was walking towards the room with a slightly drunken Gogo.
"Sheesh. What's her problem?" asked Honey, rubbing her right arm. Gogo replied,
"Eh, probably a minor having snuck in here." Gogo mumbled as she rubbed her eyes. Honey raised a brow in concern as they walked over to the main table area, where Fred and Wasabi are, both of them conversing about everything that had happened.
"Damn, you saw that lady? She was furious." Fred said. Wasabi nodded.
"RIP to that girl. Although if she IS 15, I can't say she didn't deserve what's about to happen." Wasabi muttered.
"Hi, guys!" Honey called out. The boys looked back and smiled as Honey and Gogo sat between them.
"You saw what happened?" asked Fred. Honey nodded.
"Yeah. I think the older one might've been going a little too far." she said. Wasabi shrugged.
"Maybe. Then again, she did say she's almost 15, and she drank alcohol as well. I think it's better her mother or older sister punish her rather than have her sent to juvie for underaged drinking." he explained. Honey nodded in understanding as Fred called for another drink.
"Getting another drink. You all want any?" he asked. Gogo and Wasabi nodded, but Honey frowned a bit.
"Um...I'm good, thanks." she said. Fred frowned a bit before shrugging. Gogo looked at her, confused.
"Hey, sunshine. Why don't you like alcohol?" she asked.
"Like I said, it makes me go crazy." she said.
"How crazy?" asked Fred, genuinely interested.
"Yeah. Did something happen before?" Wasabi piped in. Honey frowned a bit.
"I...I don't want to get carried away like last time." she said.
Carried away?" asked Wasabi. Honey nodded.
"Yeah. You see…" Honey began as another flashback began.
*Flashback*
At a separate party, Honey Lemon was drinking a lot of beer. A LOT. The result was a wildcard of the normally cheerful and kind chemist woman. She partied like they're no tomorrow, played many activities with ferocity, and whenever others approached her, she would react quite violently.
Like one time during the party, when a tall man approached her.
"Greetings, my pretty one. What do you say we go out back and give me some pleasure?" he asked.
A drunk Honey Lemon looked at him, quite offended by his boldness and rudeness. So, she ignored him. A second approach, this time him squeezing her in the rear-end, made her furious. So with a smirk, she got close to his face.
"Wanna knowwww wwwwhat I think, puerco?" she asked. The man raised his brows, anticipating something to happen. What he didn't realize was something would happen, but not to his benefit.
He felt a hand grab him in the family jewels before there was a twisting sensation, making him scream like a banshee. Honey, all the while, had an evil grin. Soon, she headbutted him, knocking him out. She stared at the body as she blew a strand of hair away from her.
*Flashback ends*
"I got into trouble with my family even though they agreed that that man was a puerco. And aside from a lawsuit, which we managed to settle out of court in our favor, I swore not to drink too much again." she explained.
"Woah...Okay, I understand now." Wasabi said. Honey nodded.
"Yeah. While he was a perv, I didn't feel comfortable looking back now." she explained.
"Well, good riddance. That guy's a perv!" Gogo said. Then, she wrapped an arm around her shoulder.
"Don't get too upset about that, girl. Some people just need a good squeezing." she assured. Honey looked at her.
"It's not JUST about the perv. It's about the fear that I might lose control of myself again." she explained. Gogo hummed in understanding just as the drinks arrived.
"Alright. We understand, HL." Fred said as he handed over the drinks to each of them, but he kept the second drink to himself.
While the others were drinking, Honey saw the cup. While she still is pretty adamant about drinking, a part of her wanted to just take a drink. Thirst was setting in, and she didn't want to get up to get some water.
"Well...maybe one won't hurt." Honey thought as she tapped Fred's shoulder, getting his attention.
"Um, can I get the other drink?" she asked. Fred raised a brow.
"I thought you were against drinking." he said. Honey nodded.
"Yeah, but uh, I really don't wanna get up for some water, and you know what? I've decided that maybe one or two won't be that bad." she said. Fred hummed with a nod.
"Alright. Sure, here you go." Fred said as he slid the cup over to her. Honey smiled and thanked him before looking at the cup.
With a sigh, Honey drank the rum. After drinking it up, Honey smacked her lips as the taste settled inside of her mouth.
"Hmm. That actually...taste really good." Honey muttered to herself as she set the cup down. She stared at the cup, satisfied with her feeling of-
Of course, she wasn't.
She stared at the cup, feeling like she wanted more. Gogo noticed and gently nudged her.
"Hey, want some more?" asked Gogo. Honey shook her head...and then nodded.
"Actually, yeah. Please!" she pleaded. Gogo chuckled as she poured her own drink into her cup. Honey immediately took another sip and grew a smile. With each refill, Honey began to enjoy the drink more, and more, and more.
Now before we find out what happens next, let's go back to the Hamadas for a few minutes.
In the main living room, there is a makeshift fort made out of pillows.
Inside were Hiro, Yutashi, and Megan were all curled up inside the fort. Yutashi and Megan were smiling with anticipation, while Hiro was just sitting there, contemplating his life.
"Ugh, why are we doing this?" he asked.
"Due. We need a safe place to be to hide from the monster and plan on how we get the artifact." Yutashi explained. Megan nodded with a teasing smile.
"Obviously. Weren't you paying attention to the rules?" she asked. Hiro just pouted.
"Our artifact is worn by our pet cat, Mochi." Hiro said, referring to the cat outside, wearing a makeshift crown...which he did not like one bit.
Yutashi and Megam pouted.
"You're no fun, Hiro." Yutashi grumbled.
"Yeah, man. This is supposed to be a fun party." Megan complained.
"Fun? This is irrational! This makes no sense!" Hiro scoffed.
"Everything is irrational. From bacteria living underground, to people getting offended over a ten-year-old offensive joke, to you going out botfighting and other stupid stuff like that." Yutashi remarked. Megan blinked in surprise.
"Wait, what?" asked Megan. Hiro blinked in surprise.
"Hey, I-I don't do that anymore!" he complained.
"Doesn't matter. You still did it for some reason. THAT'S irrational." he said. Hiro just groaned.
"This is why nobody likes you." Hiro complained. Yutashi and Megan giggled before looking outside.
"So...someone's gotta go outside." Megan said.
"NOT IT!" blurted out Hiro.
"NOT IT!" Megan added.
"NOT...Oh, come on." Yutashi whined. Hiro nodded as he pushed Yutashi outside.
"Yep. Come on, little dude. Children first." he said. Yutashi grunted.
"Fine...but if the monster kills me, I'm gonna come back from the other side and give you a wedgie." Yutashi said. Hiro chuckled. Yutashi just stuck his tongue out and looked around for Mochi.
Meanwhile, Megan looked at Hiro.
"So dad wasn't lying. You did go out botfighting?" she asked. Hiro just nodded.
"Yeah. I...look, I'm not proud of myself doing that, alright? It's thanks to my brothers and friends that I was able to get out of it." Hiro explained, frowning slightly. Megan stared at him before she chuckled.
"So you were quite a lawbreaker too?" she asked. Hiro nodded before blinking.
"Huh? You broke the law too?" he asked. Megan nodded.
"When I was twelve, I was hanging around with this group of girls who liked to cause mischief. Me, thinking I was indestructible, joined in and we...stole some stuff." she said. Hiro stared at her, impressed.
"Really?" he asked. Megan nodded, but before they could continue, they heard Yutashi screaming while they listened to the monster that is Aunt Cass, picking him up and pulling him away from view.
"Got you, pretty boy! Now, time for my 'Special Surprise!'" Cass said. Yutashi can be heard pleading before the sound of her blowing raspberries overcame it. Hiro and Megan stared outside as they listened.
"That's her surprise?" asked Megan. Hiro nodded with a whimper.
"I hated that when I was little. Tadashi certainly didn't help out." he grumbled as they listened to the carnage.
After another few seconds, they heard Cass exhale and say,
"Now. Upstairs, young man. Unless you wanna have a Round Two." she growled. Yutashi giggled as he rushed up the stairs.
"Alright. Now...who's next?!" Cass declared as she walked off. Hiro and Megan looked at each other.
"That story can wait. YOU go." Hiro said. Megan blinked in surprise just as Hiro pushed her off.
"Hey! I thought we were friends!" Megan declared.
"Every man for himself now!" Hiro called back with a smile. Megan growled.
"I. Hate. You." Megan growled before she began looking around.
She found Mochi, trying to get the crown off of him. Megan gushed over him.
"So cute. Hold on, buddy. I'll get that." she said. But as she got to him, she heard someone clearing her throat right next to him. Megan blinked in surprise.
Hiro could practically hear Megan screaming and laughter. Given that there's no raspberry, Hiro decided that Megan would be spared of the "Special Surprise".
"Lucky." Hiro went. Then, he noticed Mochi rushing along. Hiro gasped in delight as he began to slowly creepy out.
"Alright now, Mochi. I'm getting that crown...and I'm gonna be win!" he muttered before charging forward. Mochi noticed and yelped in fright before running away.
The chase was brief, but Hiro was able to catch Mochi. Quickly, he was able to move the crown off of him.
"Haha! I win!" he said. Cass, who was just about to get up, looked on with surprise. Then, a smile grew on her face.
"Congradulations, Hiro!" she said as she ran over and hugged him, consequently enveloping Mochi in as well. Megan, who was panting with relief, got up to see him while Yutashi poked his head down the stairs.
"Congrats, big bro!" Yutashi said.
"Yeah! You're the best!" Megan said. Hiro blushed at their praises. Then, he looked up at Cass, who said,
"I have to give you a reward!" she said.
"Oh. Well, what is it?" asked Hiro as he dropped the crown and sets Mochi down. Cass then grew an evil grin.
"A free sample of my 'Special Surprise!'" she growled. Hiro gasped as Cass enveloped her arms around him again.
"No! No! I won! That's cheating! You can't do that!" he said.
"I don't care. My house, my game, MY rules!" Cass retorted before she began blowing raspberries. Hiro yelped and laughed before looking up at Megan.
"Get outta here! Get to safety with Yutashi!" he called out playfully. Megan nodded as she rushed up, Yutashi's head disappearing upwards.
Cass "attacked" him relentlessly for a minute before pulling back. Hiro, while laughing, wiped his face.
"Gross, Aunt Cass. I'm not seven anymore." he said. Cass shook her head.
"Do I look like I care? You and Yutashi are still MY babies, even if you're 98 years old." she said before pulling him into another hug. Hiro, relenting, just leaned into the embrace. Regardless of how he feels about Cass or Yutashi, he's happy to have them with him.
Soon, the kids were preparing for bed. Cass was helping in getting Yutashi tucked in the top bed.
"I hope you all had a fun time today." she said.
"We did, Cass. Thanks for inviting me, y'all." Megan said. Hiro and Yutashi nodded.
"Well, technically, the demon upstairs invited you." Hiro then pointed out, pointing to Yutashi, who just laughed as Cass climbed down.
"Alright. Goodnight, you all. See you tomorrow." she said. The kids nodded as Cass turned off the lights and walked down the stairs. After a period of silence, Hiro looked up and saw Megan, still not sleeping.
"Hey, Megan." he whispered. Megan looked at him and raised a brow.
"Couldn't sleep?" she asked. Hiro shook his head. Then, he looked up, seeing that Yutashi was now deep asleep. Hiro then climbed out of his bed and approached Megan.
"Hey, you never finished your story on how you were a thief. What happened next?" he asked. Megan raised a brow before blinking as she remembered suddenly.
"Oh yeah. Right so anyways, when I was twelve, I joined a gang of girls that steal stuff. I thought it was amazing experience at the time. Of course, it didn't last long. The group I was in was arrested when trying to steal a shirt. I was with them. Again, I was rebellious at the time, so when dad scolded me, I practically told him to eff off."
"Woah. Really?" asked Hiro. Megan nodded.
"Yeah. I'm surprised how I survived that night. But since then, I've played it straight." she said. Hiro chuckled at this, which made Megan chuckle as well. Then, as the two sat in silence, Megan asked,
"Can you keep that a secret?" she asked. Hiro nodded.
"Yeah. Yutashi wouldn't have heard it. Honey says he's a deep sleeper, and she's right. Once, he slept through when Cass accidentally activated the fire-alarm. And that thing is LOUD." he confided. Megan blinked and then nodded.
"Phew, that's good. So...I guess it's time for us to sleep." Megan said. Hiro nodded as they gave each other fist-bumps.
"Yeah. Night, Meg." Hiro said as he walked back to his bed.
"Night, Hi..Heee...whatever your nickname should be. Your friends have GOT to give you one." Megan called out, making Hiro laugh before they eventually drifted off to sleep.
Now that one party has ended, let's head to the other party one more time.
Things inside have gotten wild and out of control. The music has gotten faster and more hectic, and the guests are becoming rowdier. It had gotten so bad, that some of them were tossed out of the building by bouncers due to how out of control they were.
Speaking of out of control…
In the main room, Gogo and Honey were drinking more rum as they were surrounded by people shouting,
"Chug! Chug! Chug!"
Nearby, a drunken Wasabi was staring on.
"Hehe...theeeyyyy are livinnnn'." he went. Fred, who was not as drunk, saw them as well.
"Yyyeah. Although I'm starting to see what Honey meant by 'going crazy'." he went. To emphasize his point, Honey emptied her can, squeezed it, and threw it to the floor before letting out a war-cry, enticing Gogo and the others to join in as well. Fred blinked as Wasabi shouted as well.
"Whooo!" he shouted. Once he stopped, Fred asked,
"You think we should follow after them?"
Wasabi shook his head.
"Nnnaah. They can taaake care of themmmselves. Plus, remember when Gooogooo was drunk?" he slurred. Fred shook his head.
"No. I wasn't there. What happened?"
Wasabi chuckled drunkenly before collapsing on the floor. Cringing, Fred lifted him and carried him away.
"You know...yeah, I think they can handle himself. Besides, this is Gogo we're talking about." he mumbled to himself as he took him away.
Meanwhile, Gogo and Honey were laughing as the latter carried her bridal style and spun her around.
"Woohoo! This is amaziiiiing!" Honey went. Gogo laughed as well.
"Hell yeah!" she said.
Then, after stopping, Honey set her down, and they looked into each other's eyes. Even while drunk, the two of them smiled at seeing each other.
"You're beautiful, you know that?" she asked. Gogo laughed before grabbing her yellow jacket.
"If that's the best flirting you can do, then that's terrible. Give it to me!" she said as she leaned forward and kissed her. Honey's eyes widened at how abrupt and rough the kiss was. However, she didn't get to feel it for long, as Gogo pulled it back, sighing in relief. Honey stared a while before she responded by grabbing her shoulders and pulling her into a rougher kiss. Gogo widened her eyes as their teeth practically collided, while Honey shook her head, digging the kiss deeper and deeper.
Then, Honey pushed her to the floor, sighing in relief. Thanks to the drunkenness, Gogo wasn't hurt by the fall. But she still stared on as Honey panted like she had a good breakfast. The two stared at one another, and Honey grinned.
"So...bold." Gogo said. Honey just laughed.
"Like it?" she asked.
"Like it...I must be reaaaaally drunk, because I LOVE it!" Gogo said as she got up.
"Give me more, sugar!" she said. Honey didn't need to be told twice, as she rushed forward, kissing Gogo again. The two practically enveloped one another, trying to dominate each other.
All the while, they fumbled away from the party and towards a spare guest room. Honey, after pushing Gogo towards the door, pushed it open, and she closed the door behind them, locking themselves shut.
For the rest of the night, nobody could tell what was happening, as they were too much in total bliss. But the party itself dragged on until authorities came in to shut it down at 4 AM.
When the first light came, the mansion was a mess. There were cracks inside, barf-prints and food crumbs and spilled drinks on the floor, and there were even some people still knocked out.
A door opened, and out stepped Honey and Gogo. Both of them were groaning in pain from the hangover and soreness from last night.
"Man, sunshine. You were aggressive, last night. Is this what you meant by being crazy?" she asked. Honey nodded, feeling guilty.
"I never made love to anyone last time. But...other than that, yeah. Sorry about that, Gogo." she said. Gogo, however, shook her head.
"Don't worry about it. I've taken MUCH worse, remember? Just...what happened in that room, STAYS in there. Got it?" she asked as she massaged her neck with some white powder. Honey nodded before groaning.
"It's official: I am NEVER drinking that much ever again. I said it before, but ugh...I mean it, this time." she complained.
"I second that, HL." said a voice. Honey turned to see Wasabi, groaning.
"I don't remember what I did last night. But jeez." he said. Honey approached him.
"Do you need to lie down?" she asked. Wasabi nodded.
"Please and thank...Oh no." Wasabi said, seeing the huge mess. Honey and Gogo turned to see the huge mess and grimaced.
"Please don't tell me we have to clean this up." Gogo grumbled. Honey and Wasabi nodded.
"No need, guys. Don't worry. I've started already with Heathcliffe's help." Fred's voice said as he was carrying a trash can. The three turned to look at him, carrying the bag to the trash can.
"Thanks, man. But just you two? Don't you have other people to help you?" asked Wasabi. Fred shook his head.
"Nope. Don't worry: just rest. You deserve it." Fred said. The three looked on in concern.
"No way, Fred. This is a huge mess just for you two. Let us help." Gogo insisted. Fred smiled at his friends.
"Are you sure? You three had a lot, and are having HUGE hangovers." he said.
"We'll pull through. After that, THEN we can rest." Wasabi said. Then, Honey asked,
"Hang on. How are you not drunk?"
"Oh, I can handle my alcohol well. I guess I must've gotten that from my dad: he can handle 40 bottles of rum before feeling even a bit buzzed." Fred explained, laughing a bit. The three looked at each other, impressed.
"Your family's impressive." Wasabi said.
"Yeah. Anyway, we're helping you, Fred. So don't even bother trying to talk us out of it." Gogo insisted.
"Mind if we join in?" asked another voice. The four turned to see Hiro, Megan, Yutashi, Cass, and Baymax staring at them.
"Oh, hey guys! What are you doing here?" asked Fred.
"We've heard news of a massive party gone really rogue, and the cops had to shut it down. We thought you all might need help. And evidently...you do." Cass explained before cringing at the mess. Fred nodded.
"Yeah. So, what do you guys have in store to help us?" he asked. Hiro, Yutashi, and Megan smirked as they got out some familiar headbands.
"Ready, guys?" asked Hiro. Yutashi and Megan nodded, and before long, familiar black slugs crept in from the outside. The four looked on in shock, anticipating something bad. Yutashi, however, was quick to point out,
"Don't worry, guys. Hiro had some spares left, and figuring that the mess might be huge, he decided that we'd bring these along. That alright?" he asked. The four, once they recovered from the shock, nodded.
"Yes, please!" Honey said.
"Would help us a lot!" Wasabi added.
"Get things done faster, too!" Gogo complimented. The three looked at one another and nodded.
Soon, the cleaning and tending to was underway. It took a while longer than Hiro had anticipated, especially covering the cracks on the walls and replacing the broken glass, not to mention waking up unconscious people who are no doubt about to have killer hangovers afterward, but it was progress nonetheless. Cass and Baymax were tending to the gang by giving them medications to help with their hangover.
All in all, it took around 4 hours to clean up the mess. But when they were done, the mansion was almost as good as new.
In the end, everyone was settling down in the fixed living room, with Baymax providing some information.
"It is beneficial for your health that, in addition to getting rest, you also take some water, and some sugary food to help boost the sugar levels and settle the stomachs. Pain relievers also help as well."
"Thanks, Baymax." Honey said, thankfully.
"Thank GOODNESS we're not taking classes or doing any homeworks today. We can sleep this off." Wasabi groaned.
"Never thought I'd say this, but I could use this slowdown." Gogo said.
"If you want, we can help take you all to the guest rooms to rest." Cass offered. They all shook their heads.
"No thanks." Honey said.
"We'll just rest here for the-zzzz." went Gogo. Before long, Honey and Wasabi just knocked themselves out.
The five guests stared at them, giggling a bit.
"I'm so taking a picture of this." Cass said as she whipped out her phone and did just that. That was when Yutashi looked at Honey and Gogo. He saw some faint spots on Gogo's neck and raised a brow.
"Um, mom?" he asked. Cass looked at him as Yutashi pointed to Gogo.
"Those things on Gogo's neck. What are they ex-" Yutashi began. But during that time, Cass noticed what he was referring to and paled. With quick thinking, Cass immediately grabbed him by the shoulder.
"Oh, look at that! Time to go!" Cass said. Hiro, Baymanx, Megan, and Fred looked at one another, confused. They looked at where Yutashi was pointing at, and they widened their eyes.
"What in the?" asked Hiro.
"What's wrong with-"
"Oooh, time to go you both!" Fred went, noticing what Cass was frantic about, and he too began to push them away.
"I'm gonna be taking them to their homes! You okay to be by yourself, Fred?" asked Cass. Fred nodded.
"Yep! No problem!" he called out.
"W-Wait? What's going on?" asked Hiro.
"I'll explain everything another time! Bye, Fred!" Cass called out. Fred nodded as he and Cass pushed out the kids and Baymax, leaving Fred alone. Fred pressed his back against the door and sighed in relief.
"Phew. Hehehe...that's gonna be quite a talk for the kids later today. Wouldn't you say, Mini-Max?" asked Fred. Then, he blinked.
"Hey. I completely forgot about Mini-Max. Hey, Mini-Max? Where are you?!" Fred began to call out as he rushed out to search for his partner.
Meanwhile, Mini-Max had his head stuck against the toilet. His arms and legs were wiggling his arms and legs.
"What has happened?! Where is everyone?! Is that alcohol?! That is against the law! Mini-Max will soon bring you all to justice!" he called out, stating the legality of alcohol incorrectly. However, for the time being, nobody is around to hear the little bot's calling…
AN: Hey everyone!
Another one-shot is done! I've originally made this a birthday fic for a friend of mine, KelseyAlicia, but it went on longer than I intended, so it had to be delayed. Sorry about that, pal.
So, a bit of trivia: I've added some cameos from other franchises. If you can recognize them, I'll give you...nothing. Sorry. XD Also, I've considered adding Elsa, Anna, Rapunzel, and Merida, but the subplot I've included would've made this longer than intended. So no.
That's the same reason I've decided to exclude the creep seen in Honey's flashback. So...yeah.
Anyway, that's all I have to say. Not the best I've wrote, but I hope you enjoy it. Leave any constructive criticism, and please be respectful about it. See you all soon!