Back with Alador; he was returning to Toon Manor with the others.
"This is one nice city." said Alador.
"You said it Dad!" said Amity.
Just then it started to rain and Alador became shocked.
"Oh no Rain!" He said.
"Don't worry, the rain isn't like acid here." said Luz.
Alador became confused.
"It's not?" said Alador.
"Things are very different in the human world." said Amity.
"I feel like breaking out and singing like Gene Kelly." said Roger.
But then lots of abomination slime wrapped around Roger.
Luz glared at Roger.
"You should be glad that it was slime and not a chancla." said Luz.
Everyone became confused.
"Flip flop, people of my heritage call flip flops chancla's as a discipline or assault weapon." said Luz.
"What good's a flip flop going to do?" said Roger.
Then a flip flop that was spinning like a boomerang hit Roger on the back of the head, knocking him out before flying all the way to Luz's hometown and over to her house where her mother Camila Noceda was watching the whole thing through a high tech telescope and grabbed her chancla as it returned to her hand.
"Bullseye. Can't believe that one leather jacket wearing humanoid meerkat gave me this telescope so I can keep a sharp eye on Mija." said Camila, "See if she ends up in any serious danger that requires her dear sweet mama."
Then some basilisk creature called Vee appeared.
"What all are you looking at Ms Noceda." said Vee.
Camila looked at the slug/snake like creature.
"Just keeping an eye out for Mija since I know she's in safe hands for this fanfic series." said Camila.
Vee looked through the telescope.
"Who's the pointy eared girl with the strange pinkish purple hair color?" said Vee.
"No clue official. But I'd say she's got a thing for Mija." said Camila.
Back at the mansion; Roger had managed to get out of the abomination slime and was singing and dancing like Gene Kelly in Singing in the Rain.
Luz shook her head.
"Why couldn't he get the chancla right now?" said Luz.
"You got me. But he sure can sing." said Amity.
Luz nodded.
"Amen." said Luz.
"Nowhere near as good as your singing." said Amity.
Flashback
All the students in Hexside were in the theater room looking on stage.
Amity was in the audience looking at a pamphlet.
"Luz Noceda singing human music, what's she going to sing?" said Amity.
Then some acoustic guitar music started playing and Amity looked on stage to see Luz playing said guitar and started singing the Backstreet Boys song I Want it That Way.
The witch became shocked and smiled before fully blushing and straightened her hair.
Boscha who was also in the audience scoffed.
"Gross, why would anyone dig human music?" said Boscha.
However Boscha sees Amelia & Skara impressed by the music(Skara more impressed).
"This is better then what I could have performed in my bard track classes." said Skara.
Boscha groaned in annoyance.
Bump was watching everything with a smile on his face.
"This is so beautiful for human music, I wonder what made Luz want to perform this for the Hexside talent show." said Bump.
He looked at a pamphlet and looked at Luz's performance and saw some tiny words in parentheses.
"Dedicated to Luz Noceda's awesome girlfriend Amity Blight." Bump read.
He smiled and cried.
"This makes me so proud." said Bump.
Later; Luz's performance ended and everyone cheered.
Even Bump cheered.
"That was so beautiful." said Bump.
"That was so disgusting." said Boscha.
Amity punched Boscha.
"Quiet three eyes, that's my girlfriend you're talking about." said Amity.
Boscha hissed at her former friend.
"What are you, an awesome girlfriend?" said Boscha.
"Hell yeah." said Amity.
A beeping sound was heard and Amity pulled out the communicating device Luz gave her and looked at it to see a message that spelled out 'Tell that three eyed bitch that the next time she disses me or my awesome girlfriend that she'll have to answer to Crunch the Shark again'.
"Oh enforcer." said Amity.
Boscha screamed in shock before running off.
End Flashback
"I still don't know who the Backstreet Boys are to this day." said Amity.
"Boyband from the nineties." said Luz.
A chiming sound was heard and Luz pulled out her phone before looking at it.
"Text from Randy saying that there's some type of clay like monster causing havoc all over Toon City." said Luz.
Alador is shocked.
"Clay monster?" said Alador.
Luz then showed a picture of the Abobatron 9.9 fighting Ben as Eye Guy.
The others noticed it.
"The Abobatronon 9.9, didn't Roger already destroy that thing?" said Amity.
"Apparently not." said Roger.
Alador chuckled nervously.
"Funny story, apparently after it was destroyed, Odalia made me restore it to working functionality." said Alador.
Everyone looked at the Abomination coven member in shock.
"WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING THAT STUPID IN THE FIRST PLACE!?" yelled Amity.
"It's my wife, what should I have done?" said Alador.
"Do what I did, tell her to fuck off, and maybe even remind her of how dangerous that thing was in the first place." said Roger.
Amity nodded.
"ROGER IS RIGHT DAD, THAT THING IS SUPER DANGEROUS!" screamed Amity.
"Well your mother also forced me to add upgrades to it!" He said.
"Like what?" asked Roger.
"Some of them are: When it fights enough it becomes giant sized and destroys a city, Grows wings and crests it's own hand held weapons!" said Alador.
"Well, we're fucked." said Luz.
"I could only think of one other option to stopping that thing for good, but the idea I just came up with came from that god awful Green Lantern film with Ryan Reynolds." said Roger.
Everyone looked at the meerkat.
"What?" said Amity.
"Trick it into flying to the sun where the sun's gravity will pull the Abobatron 9.9 onto it's surface burning it up." said Roger.
Amity is still confused.
Roger groaned and sometime later Amity finished watching the Green Lantern Movie.
"Wow, that film really was god awful." said Amity.
Roger nodded.
"Oh yeah, it was. There was a joke of it made in Deadpool 2." said Roger.
"But that sun plan seems genius." said Amity.
"How do you even plan on doing that?" said Alador.
"Simple, all we need is someone that the Abobatron 9.9 doesn't like to be the bait that'll lead it to be barbecued." said Luz.
"But who's to be the bait?" said Alador.
The girlfriends did some thinking before looking at Roger.
The meerkat noticed everyone looking at him.
"Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not happening." said Roger.
"Come on Rog, you destroyed that thing before, so clearly it'll probably have a vendetta against you." said Luz.
"I already did that once, I'm not going through that again. Especially if I'm being told to do that by someone who spies on Amity every time she takes a bubble bath." said Roger.
Flashback
Amity was in a bathroom wearing a pink bathrobe as the bathtub was filling with water and bubbles.
She turned off the water and took off the robe before stepping into the tub and sat down in it.
The witch sighed.
"I needed this." said Amity, "Alexa, turn on some smooth jazz music."
Then some smooth jazz music started playing.
"Oh yeah, this feels good." said Amity.
Little did she know was that Luz was watching from a window outside the mansion.
"Oh wow, Amity sure is hot when naked." said Luz.
But then Roger came by and saw that Luz was standing on a ladder and became confused.
"Uh, what're you doing?" said Roger.
Luz shrieked in shock before falling off the ladder and landed on the ground.
Amity heard the noise and looked around in confusion.
She shrugged it off before relaxing.
End Flashback
Luz glared at Roger.
"I told you never to bring that up again." said Luz.
Roger laughed nervously.
"Just like how I wasn't told to mention that 3D animated He Man show just recently announced after the first five episodes of Revelations?" said Roger.
"Just be the bait for the Abobatron 9.9 so we can get rid of it for good." said Luz.
"No." said Roger.
"Please." said Luz.
"No." said Roger.
"Please." said Luz.
"No." said Roger.
"Please." said Luz.
"No." said Roger.
"Please." said Luz.
"No." said Roger.
"No." said Luz.
"Please let me be bait for the Abobatron 9.9. I'll do anything for you afterwards." said Roger.
Luz shrugged it off.
"Okay, if you insist." said Luz.
Roger chuckled before becoming shocked by what had happened and groaned in annoyance.
"Dammit." said Roger.
"Just out of curiosity Amity, why do you take bubble baths instead of showers?" said Alador.
Amity did some thinking.
Flashback
In the same bathroom; Amity was taking a shower when Iago flew into the bathroom.
"Amity, Amity, the kids are here." said Iago.
He landed on the toilet before pushing down on the handle, making a flushing sound.
Amty screamed loudly before opening the shower, revealing her head.
"HOT, HOT, HOT!" yelled Amity.
She looked at a laughing Iago and became mad.
"Iago, don't you know this is Blight Beauty Time?" said Amity.
"You're not that beautiful." said Iago.
Amity growled in anger.
Outside the mansion; lots of punching sounds were heard followed by loud squawking.
End Flashback
"A parrot, really?" said Alador.
"He was very fowl mouthed and a total jerk." said Amity.
"Yeah, also, it's never wise to flush a toilet when someone's in the shower." said Luz.
Amity blushed at that.
"It's a whole thing." said Amity.
A chiming sound was heard and Luz looked at her phone.
"The Abobatron 9.9 can now talk." said Luz.
Everyone became confused.
"Abomination's can't talk." said Amity.
Luz pressed an icon on her phone.
"ROGER, I WANT YOUR HEAD ON A PLATTER FOR KILLING ME!" yelled a voice from the phone.
Amity is flabbergasted.
"Well, I'm dead for sure." said Roger.
"It's a very advanced Abomination, it'll keep on upgrading itself." said Alador.
"Wouldn't doubt that." said Roger.