In the Toon Manor kitchen; Spongebob was grilling lots of burgers before placing cheese on some patties.
He was about to put a slice of cheese on one patty but stopped.
"Oh wait, Luz is lactose intolerant." said Spongebob.
Amity was walking by and overheard the sea sponge.
"Lactose intolerant, what does that mean?" said Amity.
Just then Explaining Girl from SuperDude popped out of the kitchen Island drawer.
"It means she's allergic to dairy products!" she said.
"Like Carrots?" asked Amity.
"No Carrots are Veggies, Dairy Products are: Milk, Yogurt, Ice Cream & Cheese." said The Explaining Girl from Super Dude.
The girl disappeared.
Amity then remembered.
"Oh yeah I remember, Luz said she was lactose intolerant back in one of the Dare Show fics. How'd I forget that?" said Amity.
"Probably because you were trying to deny your feelings for Luz at the time." Dot who was walking by said.
But the Warner sister returned.
"Cotton Candy Haired Goddess." said Dot.
Amity became mad.
Outside the mansion; lots of loud punching sounds were heard as well as crashing sounds.
Back inside the mansion; all the residents were sitting at the dining room table as Spongebob and Lynn Sr wheeled in a cart with three plates of burgers and a huge bowl of French fries.
One plate had regular cheese burgers, one plate had ham burgers, the other had veggie burgers.
"Okay, dinner's served. Claim what you want or what you can only eat." said Spongebob.
"We spent hours on these burgers, so make them worth the wait." said Lynn Sr.
Everyone started grabbing whatever burgers they wanted.
Amity was inspecting one cheese burger.
"Wow, different then those weird burgers I tend to get back on the Boiling Isles." said Amity.
Luz turned to her girlfriend.
"What, did those Boiling Isle burgers try to eat you Cotton Candy Haired Goddess?" said Luz.
Amity blushed while chuckling.
"Yeah, they did." said Amity.
Dot who was in a wheelchair with a leg elevated, had her left arm in a sling and wearing an eye patch over her right eye became annoyed.
"Hey no fair. How come you're okay with Luz calling you Cotton Candy Haired Goddess yet go ballistic every time someone else calls you that?" said Dot.
Amity picked Dot up and threw her out the window.
"That's why." said Amity.
Lincoln was shocked by what he saw that he quickly ran off with his meal.
"Nice, you scared a middle schooler who hasn't even hit puberty yet." said Duncan H.
"I didn't mean to." said Amity.
Spongebob tapped Lynn Sr's shoulder.
The Loud father looked at the sea sponge.
Spongebob pointed to Amity then pulled out a sign that had a picture of a screw and a baseball on it.
Lynn Sr laughed.
But then a fireball wound up hitting Lynn Sr, knocking him out as Spongebob became shocked.
He turned to an angry Amity who did the eye to eye motion before taking a bite out of her cheeseburger.
"Oh man, I still can't believe you're such an amazing cook." said Amity.
Spongebob smiled.
"Comes when you've been preparing for a fry cook job for years." said Spongebob.
"Well I'm not about to do that again after the whole fiasco with Crunch several fics ago." said Amity.
"If Amity cooked me something special right now, I'd probably marry her on the spot." said Luz.
Amity overheard it and became shocked while blushing like a tomato.
Later in the middle of night; she was in bed still shocked and blushing.
Interview Gag
"What should I do, what should I do, what should I do?" said Amity.
End Interview Gag
Amity then sat up in shock.
"I know what I must do." said Amity.
Later; she was in the kitchen cooking like a mad woman.
"A little salt, a little milk, some oregano." said Amity.
She then finished up her dish and looked at it to see she made some type of soup.
The witch took a sip out of it before spitting it out in disgust.
"GROSS, I CAN'T SERVE THAT!" yelled Amity.
She sighed sadly before leaning on a wall and sat on the floor.
"It's hopeless, I'll never be able to make something special for Luz. I already made a pixie pie and the fairies were still alive, I even had a job at a fast food restaurant with Crunch, and the burgers were terrible. I'll never be a good cook, never, never, ne-"Amity said before being interrupted by a voice.
"Amity?" the voice said as Amity looked in shock.
The voice was Spongebob who was wearing some warm clothes and looking at her confused.
"What're you doing up so late?" said Spongebob.
Amity stood up nervously.
"Spongebob, wha-what're you doing up so late as well?" said Amity.
"Oh, Mr Krabs makes me go to the Krusty Krab at this hour to count sesame seeds." said Spongebob, "What're you doing in the kitchen anyways?"
"Uh, nothing special." said Amity.
"What's with the soup that looks tainted, why is the place such a mess with lots of ingredients, why're you sweating nervously, and-"Spongebob said before becoming shocked upon realizing something and did his Just one Bite grin.
Interview Gag
"Oh come on, why must this happen all the time?" said Amity.
End Interview Gag
"No, no, don't look at me like that." said Amity.
Spongebob leaned forward while still grinning.
"I mean it, cut it out, what I'm doing is my own business and for others not to get involved in." said Amity.
"You're trying to impress your girlfriend again, aren't you?" said Spongebob.
Outside punching sounds are heard.
Three hours later back in the mansion; Amity was still punching Spongebob who was counting sesame seeds non stop, but the sponge didn't have a scratch on him and the witch was started to get exhausted.
Spongebob finished counting sesame seeds.
"Believe me, I know. Surprised me as well when I almost got assaulted by a flounder." said Spongebob.
"What...is...wrong...with...you?" a very exhausted Amity said.
"A lot of problems, that spinoff The Patrick Star Show being one of them. The main thing is my appearance in that show." said Spongebob.
Amity stopped punching Spongebob and stood in place while still panting.
The sponge walked over to a coffee maker and placed a mug under it before some coffee poured into it.
Spongebob then removed the mug and gave it to Amity.
"Here, drink that." said Spongebob.
Amity drank the entire contents of the coffee cup before placing it on the kitchen island.
"Thanks." She said.
"No Prob…." He started but Amity punched him in The eye giving him a black eye.
Spongebob groaned as his black eye quickly healed up.
"I'd be afraid to see how the marriage proposal goes down." said Spongebob.
Flashforward
Luz and Amity in their mid twenties were in the park at nighttime.
"Can you believe that it's been more then ten years since we first started dating?" said Luz.
"Nope, seems like it was only yesterday I was such a nervous train wreck trying to act perfectly normal around you." said Amity.
Luz chuckled.
"Yeah." said Luz.
She sighed.
"Anyways, we've been dating for quite some time now that I already know what my future holds for me. I know what I want in my future. So-"Luz said before blushing.
She tried to spit out what she was going to say and started to muster up the courage and reached into her shorts pocket, but then Amity started speaking.
"WILL YOU MARRY ME!?" Amity said.
Luz became shocked and groaned in slight annoyance as Amity smiled while covering her mouth and blushed in embarrassment.
"Oh come on, you did the same thing when I first asked you out." Luz said while smiling.
Amity chuckled.
"Sorry, force of habit, do what you were gonna do." said Amity.
Luz sighed.
"Okay." Luz said.
She then reached into her shorts pocket and pulled out a ring box and got down on one knee.
"Amity Blight." Luz said before opening the box, revealing an engagement ring with a green gem on it that made Amity gasp in shock, "Will you marry me?"
Amity smiled.
"YES!" yelled Amity.
Luz removed the ring from the box and slipped it on Amity's finger before standing up.
The two then kissed each other.
End Flashforward
"But if you want to learn cooking, then come with me to my job." said Spongebob.
Amity became confused.
"For reals?" said Amity.
"Yeah, I finished my sesame seed job here, now to get to work for reals." said Spongebob.
Later; the two were in the garage and got in the Patty Wagon as Spongebob started it up.
But the witch became confused.
"Wait a minute, I thought you didn't have a drivers license." said Amity.
SpongeBob smiled.
"You don't need a license to drive a Sandwich!" He said.
Amity nodded.
"Oh okay." said Amity.
"Also, I've got a drivers license in this fic series for in case I end up in a cross country road trip like fanfic." said Spongebob.
Amity grinned.
"Nice." said Amity.
"I just got to pick up my co worker Squidward first." said Spongebob.
Amity nodded.
"Okay." said Amity.