Outside the McDuck Mall; the patty wagon which now included Squidward stopped in the parking lot before Spongebob, Squidward, and Amity exited the vehicle.
Amity looked at Squidward.
"You're actually okay with carpooling with a guy who can talk someone to death?" said Amity.
Squidward looked at Amity.
"Not really, but what other choice do I have, my house is on the way to this place." said Squidward.
Amity nodded.
"I see." said Amity.
The group entered the mall and walked into the Krusty Krab part of it as Spongebob and Squidward put on their Krusty Krab hats and Mr Krabs approached them.
"Welcome to work boys." Mr Krabs said before noticing Amity and became confused, "Whoa, what's with this pointy eared teen here? She looks like a Cotton Candy Haired Goddess."
Amity punched Mr Krabs really hard that he was sent flying into a light and was electrocuted before being turned into a live action steamed crab.
"Anyone got any butter?" said Mr Krabs.
Spongebob approached Mr Krabs and lifted him up as he turned back to normal.
"Sorry Mr Krabs. I had to bring Amity here because she wants to learn how to cook so she can make a meal for her girlfriend Luz." said Spongebob.
Mr Krabs became confused.
"Wait, the youngest Blight is now dating the first Hexside human? I thought she was trying to hide her crush." said Mr Krabs.
Spongebob leaned to Mr Krabs and whispered into his 'ear' as he became shocked.
"Over the top tunnel of love?" said Mr Krabs.
Spongebob whispered some more.
"Thought Luz was rejecting her due to it being destroyed?" said Mr Krabs.
Spongebob whispered more.
"Hooty went ballistic?" said Mr Krabs.
Spongebob whispered some more.
"Both asked each other out?" said Mr Krabs.
Spongebob pulled away.
"Yeah, that's the jist of it, some time after Luz developed one on Amity and the witch dyed her hair." said Spongebob.
"So who asked who out first?" said Mr Krabs.
"Amity asked Luz out first just as she worked up the courage. Pretty embarrassing for the both of them. Luz because she worked up all that courage for nothing, Amity because she was impatient and just about ruined the moment." said Spongebob.
Krabs nodded.
"I see, well I gotta say it's about time that happened, I've been a LuzXAmiry Shipper since day 1!" He said
"Yeah good for them." said Spongebob.
"Just out of curiosity, what's with the whole cotton candy haired goddess thing? Does Amity take offense at it if someone besides Luz says it?" said Mr Krabs.
"Yeah." said Spongebob.
"When did that come about?" said Mr Krabs.
"No one knows." said Spongebob.
Flashback
Sometime after becoming a couple; Luz and Amity were doing some research on Phillip Wittebane when Luz's Echo Mouse approached Amity.
The witch picked up the mouse and looked at it.
"What is it little guy?" said Amity.
She stuck it close to her ear as it squeaked a bit.
Amity became shocked and started blushing happily.
"Cotton Candy Haired Goddess?" said Amity.
Luz became shocked and blushed nervously and sat up before turning to Amity.
"That mouse is a liar, I don't know what it's talking about. Cotton Candy Haired Goddess, he probably heard Hooty talking about how your hair now looks like cotton candy and-"Luz said before Amity placed a finger on her lips, making the human stop talking.
"That's almost as cheesy as the tunnel of love Hooty made." said Amity.
Luz sighed sadly.
"But it's very cute." said Amity.
Luz blushed.
The two inched close to each other as King noticed it.
He groaned.
"This is disgusting, get a room." said King.
But then Hooty headbutted King.
"OW!" yelled King.
Eda saw this and smiled.
"Let em have it, kids grow up so fast." said Eda.
Luz and Amity then kissed each other.
"I'm going to barf." said King.
End Flashback
Later; Spongebob was at the grill cooking up some burgers as Amity now wearing a Krusty Krab hat, hair net, and a shirt that said 'Unpaid Trainee' was watching.
"Is the short really needed?" asked Amity.
Krabs who heard what Amity said realized she's right.
"Alright, lose it." said Mr Krabs.
Amity took off the Unpaid Trainee shirt.
"Can I also lose the hairnet?" said Amity.
"NO!" everyone yelled.
"You got to keep that thing on since you're handling food." said Spongebob.
"Why aren't you wearing one?" said Amity.
"Because I don't have hair." said Spongebob.
"What about in this picture?" Amity said before pulling out a picture of Spongebob in his The Patrick Star Show appearance.
Spongebob quickly took the picture away from Amity and placed it on the grill where it burned up completely.
"DON'T REMIND ME OF THAT!" He shouted.
Amity was shocked.
"Now, the thing about cooking is you need to do it with love, that's the main ingredient to make something very good." said Spongebob.
"I don't see how love is important." said Amity.
Spongebob shook his head.
"You still have a lot to learn." said Spongebob.
He flipped each of the burgers over.
"When cooking burgers, you have to time everything right." said Spongebob.
Amity nodded.
"Okay." said Amity.
Spongebob then flipped the done burgers onto buns before placing cheese and veg on them followed by condiments and the top buns.
"Finally, boom bam boom, you've got perfect burgers." said Spongebob.
He gave the burgers to Squidward who took them and gave Spongebob a piece of paper with an order on it.
"Hmm, kiddie meal, this should be easy for you." Spongebob said before giving the spatula to Amity.
Amity nodded.
"Okay." said Amity.
She then got nervous.
"You got this Blight, just cook a burger." Amity thought.
Spongebob set a patty down on the grill.
"Think about the person you're doing this for." Amity thought.
A thought bubble appeared and in it was Luz eating a burger as the Amity in the thought bubble was watching with a smile on her face.
Amity sighed.
"Do it with love." Amity thought.
She started to make a patty and fries.
Spongebob was inspecting it.
"Good, good." said Spongebob.
"Hey, this already seems easy." said Amity.
Spongebob nodded.
"I know, spent my whole life preparing for this job." said Spongebob.
Amity nodded.
"Wouldn't doubt it." said Amity.
Eventually she managed to get a kids meal made up before giving it to Squidward who turned around.
"Hopefully you put in the right amount of love in there." said Spongebob.
"Go Kiss your Squirrel Girlfriend SpongeBrain!" Ordered Squidward.
"I was talking to Luz's awesome girlfriend." said Spongebob.
"Luz is a freak!" muttered Squidward.
Spongebob screamed in anger before tackling Squidward down to the ground where lots of punching sounds were heard, shocking Amity.
Interview Gag
"Wow, usually I'm the one who'd flip out if someone disses Luz in my presence." said Amity.
End Interview Gag
Krabs saw this and grabbed SpongeBob.
"What in barnacles name is going on here Spongebob? You're assaulting Mr Squidward." said Mr Krabs.
Spongebob looked at Mr Krabs.
"He insulted the relationship between Luz and Amity." said Spongebob.
Later; Krabs and SpongeBob as well as Hooty for some weird reason were beating Squidward up
Amity shook her head before jumping into the fray as well.
Later; Squidward was bandaged up while Spongebob and Amity were back in the kitchen cracking their knuckles.
"Whoo, who'd have thought that would have felt so good?" said Spongebob.
Amity nodded.
"Yep!" She said.
Interview Gag
"No one dares mock my romantic love life and gets away with it." said Amity.
End Interview Gag
Spongebob pulled out some fries from the deep fryer.
He smelled them and smiled.
"The thing with fries, you need to deep fry them for a while and let them dry a bit before serving them." said Spongebob.
"Plus I hear there are people here that are French Fry Conosaurs!" said Amity.
"You'd be surprised by what's on the top of the fast food french fries list." said Spongebob.
Amity became confused.
"What?" said Amity.
"McDonalds." said Spongebob.
Amity nodded.
"McDonalds is at the top of the French fries list?" said Amity.
"Most popular fast food restaurant chain in existence." said Spongebob.
"Wouldn't doubt it." said Amity.
A piece of paper was given to Spongebob and he looked at it.
"Triple patty supreme." said Spongebob, "This better not be another one of Squidwards tricks."
"It isn't." said Squidward.
Interview Gag
"Not after my thighs exploded." said Squidward.
End Interview Gag
"This'll be interesting." said Spongebob.