Back on the Boiling Isles; the carriage with the Blights and Roger was still going and Roger was bored.
"Are we there yet?" said Roger.
"No, it's a little while longer." said Odalia.
Roger groaned and looked outside before becoming shocked.
"OH MY GOD, STOP THE CARRIAGE!" yelled Roger.
The Blights became shocked.
"What, why?" said Alador.
They were passing a sign that said 'Boiling Isles Biggest Ball of Snot'.
"The Boiling Isle's Biggest Ball of Snot? We've got to see it." said Roger.
Odalia groaned.
"No, we're going back home, this isn't a road trip just to-"Odalia said before being interrupted by her husband.
"He's gone." said Alador.
His wife became shocked.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?" She asked.
She turned to where Roger was, only to see he was gone.
But then the meerkat returned in a lightning bolt with lots of souveniers.
"Eh, it was lame, giftshop was cool though." Roger said before pulling out a jar full of slime and dipped his fingers in it, making a fart noise.
Odalia's eye twitched.
Interview Gag
"This is going to be a difficult challenge. Working with an easily distracted alien meerkat from the human realm." said Odalia.
End Interview Gag
The three appeared outside Blight Manor and the front doors were opened up revealing the Blight's abomination butler.
They then entered the mansion.
"Welcome to Blight Manor." said Odalia, "This is where we Blights have lived for generations, and we've-"Odalia was then interrupted by her husband.
"He's messing with the butler." said Alador.
Odalia turned around in shock.
"What?" said Odalia.
She saw Roger doing some work on the abomination butler before finishing up, revealing that the butler now looks like Daniel Tiger.
"It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor, would you be mine, could you be mine?" Roger sang.
Odalia's eye twitched again.
Interview Gag
First was Alador.
"Ok that is weird!" He said.
Next is Odalia.
"AGAIN SOMEOME MESSED WITH THE BUTLER's APPEARANCE!" She screamed.
Lastly was Roger.
"Good thing I took those sculpting classes in high school as an elective." said Roger.
End Interview Gag
Odalia pushed Roger out of the way and put the abomination butler's face back to normal.
"Don't you have better things to do then to make changes to our abominations like that one human who was here?" said Odalia.
"You want me to mess with Hexside's new alarm system?" said Roger.
Flashback
In Hexside; every student was going about their business and Luz, Willow, Gus, and Amity who now had lilac colored hair were talking to each other when Bump's voice was heard on the PA system.
"Attention students, this will be a test to test out the school's new alarm system. Here's how it'll go." said Bump's voice.
But then the Rick Astley song Never Gonna Give You Up started playing.
Luz glared at the speaker.
"Did that prick just Rick Roll us?" said Luz.
The witches became confused.
"Rick Roll, is that some human thing we don't get?" said Gus.
"Don't ask." said Luz.
"Wait, wait, hold on. Here we go." said Bump's voice.
But then the Justin Bieber song Baby started playing.
Luz then slowly started raising a pistol to her head.
But Amity pushed it down.
Bump's voice groaned.
"What kind of alarm system is this?" said Bump's voice, "Here we go."
But then the song Carameldansen started playing.
"Is this something we should even be dancing to?" said Willow.
"I wouldn't." said Amity.
Then Viney's detention track group of friends appeared next to the others.
"This should do it." said Bump's voice.
The song Dare to be Stupid started playing.
"WHO THE FUCK DARES TO CALL ME STUPID!?" yelled Bump's voice.
He sighed.
"This has to work." said Bump's voice.
But then the I Love You song started playing.
"GOD, FUCK IT, JUST GO TO CLASS!" yelled Bump's voice.
End Flashback
Roger chuckled.
"There's a funny story to that." said Roger.
Flashback
Bump was in his office giving his announcement about the school's new alarm system, but failed to notice Roger sneaking into the room and zapped his phone before moving the same lightning bolt to some type of device and left the room from the window.
The meerkat chuckled and pressed an icon on his phone and Never Gonna Give You Up started playing.
End Flashback
"You prick, just how much trouble are you?" said Odalia.
"Enough trouble that you should be thinking about weather I'm the type of person you should be making a deal with." said Roger.
Odalia placed her hands on her orb.
"Well I predict that you're making this whole thing up." said Odalia.
Roger chuckled.
"I ain't no oracle, but I know this whole thing will bite you in the ass at the end of the fic." said Roger, "There will be things that you find out about me at the end you wish you never knew."
Odalia scoffed.
"As if." said Odalia.
"So where will I be working?" said Roger.
Later; the group appeared in Alador's workshop.
Roger whistled.
"This is nowhere near as impressive as my cousin's lab, but it's perfect." said Roger.
Alador nodded.
Roger then saw the Abobatron2.0.
"Whoa you created a Thanos!" He said.
"Thanos?" asked Alador.
"You wouldn't get it." said Roger.
"Try me!" said Alador.
Roger nodded and explained everything about Thanos to him.
"Ok so let me get this Straight: Thanos is a Marvel villain and he is in love with someone named Death?" asked Alador.
Roger nodded.
"Yep, and he wants to pull that off using this." Roger said before holding up his right hand, revealing the Infinity Gauntlet with all the Infinity Stones, "The Infinity Gauntlet and Stones. Stones of power, reality, space, time, soul, and mind."
He smirked evilly while looking at the gauntlet.
"With them, one could erase half of all life in the universe." said Roger.
He then looked back at the others.
"But that would be really foolish and stupid." said Roger.
He took off the gauntlet and placed it on the ground.
Odalia picked up the gauntlet and put it on.
"You sure that's possible?" said Odalia.
"It's worked before. And don't worry, that's a replica of the gauntlet and stones." said Roger.
She nodded.
"Okay." said Odalia.
She snapped her fingers.
In Bonesburrough; Viney was feeding Puddles when the griffin's entire left side dusted away, shocking her.
"PUDDLES!" yelled Viney.
Willow was making a plant grow before half of it dusted away, shocking her.
"Oh man, not another one." said Willow.
Bump was walking outside the Hexside Grugby field before hearing thunder.
He pulled out an umbrella and opened it up.
But then lots of acid rain fell on him, making the principal groan in annoyance, revealing that half the umbrella was dusted away and that half the rain cloud over him dusted away as well and that the remaining half was raining on him.
Back Blight Manor; Odalia and Roger were shocked at the sight of Alador's left side dusting away.
"That was the real deal? This is a sick universe we live in, with sick people." said Roger.
"Odalia, I don't feel so good." said Alador.
"Well, I'd say you're all right now." said Roger.
A rim shot was heard followed by canned laughter.
The Blights just glared at Roger.
The meerkat sighed.
"Alright, give me the gauntlet." said Roger.
The mother Blight nodded.
Odalia put the gauntlet back on Roger's hand.
The meerkat then snapped his fingers.
Alador's left side dusted back into existence.
Roger made seven portals appear by way of space stone before each of the stones went through six of the portals before tossing the gauntlet through the last one as each portal disappeared.
"Anyways, I've got plans for another abomination." said Odalia.
"Abobatron 3.0?" said Roger.
"Nope." said Odalia.
"Well I give up, what?" said Roger.
"Abobatron 9.9." said Odalia.
Roger became confused.
"So you're just skipping Abobatron's 3.0-9.8?" said Roger.
"That's right." said Odalia.
"That's like Steve Jobs creating a new iPhone for every year." said Roger.
Odalia Looked at Roger.
Roger then saw some type of sarcophagus without a head place on it.
"Hmm, nice." said Roger.
He opened it up and inspected the inside.
"Very nice indeed." said Roger.
"It'll be used to help power the Abobatron 9.9." said Odalia.
"So what's the power source going to be?" said Roger.
"You." said Odalia.
Roger became shocked.
"Wait, what?" said Roger.
The headless sarcophagus closed up, trapping Roger inside of it.
The meerkat tried to shake himself out of it.
"Let me out of here." said Roger.
But then he was electrocuted and screamed in pain.
The electrocution stopped and Roger started panting from exhaustion.
"Wha-what's going on, why do I feel so weak all of a sudden?" said Roger.
"This thing is draining you of your electricity very painfully." said Odalia.
Roger became confused.
"It's all part of this contract." Odalia said before the contract appeared in her hand, "You've given me the freedom to do whatever I want with you."
Roger groaned.
"Oh what a load of-"Roger said before he was electrocuted again and screamed in pain.
The electrocution stopped and Roger panting from exhaustion again.
The contract disappeared from Odalia's hand.
"Belos is going to personally come over late tonight to see a demonstration of the Abobatron 9.9." said Odalia.
Roger shook his head.
"Saw that coming." said Roger.
Alador sighed.
"I'm not to proud of this either, I'm always taking shit from Odalia. She wears the pants around here." said Alador.
Roger turned to Alador.
"So does that mean you wear the panties?" said Roger.
A rim shot was heard followed by canned laughter.
But then Odalia fired a fireball off screen and an explosion was heard, shocking Roger.
"Hey, you just destroyed our laugh track." said Roger.
Odalia scoffed.
"Please, it's not like I just killed one of your mockumentary crew members." said Odalia.
Roger growled.
"When I find a way out of here, I'm going to-"Roger said before he was electrocuted and screamed in pain.
The Blight kids were outside the workshop listening in on everything in confusion.
"What's going on in there?" said Amity.
"Sounds like a meerkat with electricity based powers is getting his electricity syphoned out of him painfully." said Edric.
Amity looks at her brother.
"That sounds oddly specific." said Amity.
"More specific then you kissing Luz after dying your hair?" said Emira.
Amity blushed.
Interview Gag
First was Amity.
"I still can't believe I actually did that. How could I have let my heart do all the talking?" said Amity.
Lastly were Edric and Emira.
"Luz and Amity sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g." the twin siblings sang.
End Interview Gag
"Very smooth of you mittens." said Edric, "I'm surprised that happened five episodes into the second season."
"That was a fucking bombshell." said Emira.
Amity blushed again.
Then Odalia exited the room and noticed the three.
"What're you doing here?" said Odalia.
The kids turned to their mother.
"Nothing, nothing important, just passing by." Amity said as her blush disappeared.
Odalia became suspicious before shrugging it off.
"What's going on in Father's workshop?" said Edric.
"He's working on something life changing." said Odalia.
Roger screamed in pain once more.
Her kids became confused.
"Sounds like someone's having a life changing experience." said Edric.
Odalia walked off as Alador exited the workshop.
The father looked on to see if his wife was gone before turning to his children.
"If you want to know what's going on, enter my workshop when there's free time." said Alador.
He then walked off.
More screaming was heard.
"Whoever's dying in there must have not known what they were doing." said Emira.