Author's Note: Hey guys! I'm back to my fanfics again and I decided to make a fanfic on none other than Eda farting! Now just a little reminder: this fic does contain farting, so if you aren't into this kinda stuff then just simply ignore it. With that said, let's get right into the fic!

It was a typical afternoon at The Owl House. Luz was practicing some new glyph combinations and King was napping on the couch, curled up into a ball like a cat as usual.

Suddenly Eda burst into the house holding an enormous bag.

"Guess what I got?!" She excitedly waved her bag.

"Ooh! Some new Azura books?" Luz guessed excitedly.

"Crackers?!" King asked, perking up. "I had some on a ship and now I'm obsessed with them!"

"Pssh, no," Eda rolled her eyes.

Eda then overturned the bag and gold coins came falling out and soon formed an enormous pile. "I'm talking about this! Look at all this money mama's got!"

"Ohh! Money!" King exclaimed, immediately waking up at the word. He rushed over and practically jumped into it like a pile of leaves and started throwing coins around.

"Whoa! How did you get all this money?" Luz questioned Eda, looking at the enormous pile of gold in surprise.

"I have my ways, kid. I may not have magic, but I still got it," Eda smirked, flipping her hair.

Suddenly Eda paused and frowned when she felt a loud rumble in her stomach. She looked down and placed a hand on it.

"Ah, Eda, is everything okay?" Luz asked, looking at Eda with concern.

"Huh? Oh, I'm fine kid!" Eda laughed nervously, still clutching her stomach. "I just-"

At that moment, Eda unleashed an enormous 10 second fart that echoed throughout the entire Owl House. When it was over everyone just stood there in complete shock and silence.

"Ha! Ha! Eda farted!" King laughed, pointing at her and breaking the silence.

"Eda did you just…" Luz began.

Before Luz could finish, another loud 5 second fart escaped from Eda's rear, causing Eda to blush red.

"Yeah, I did! Sorry kid! I don't know why I'm so gassy so suddenly," Eda stated as she glanced down at her butt, which let out a small deep pitched poot. "I must have had too much apple blood or eaten too many seafood!"

"Oh, no, I've seen this before…" Luz stated, growing extremely worried. "This is the work of Fanfiction!"

Eda and King stared at her oddly.

"Fanfiction?" Eda questioned, letting out another loud fart.

"Yes! Fanfiction! I've seen other stories online written by many authors giving female cartoon characters eternal never ending gas," Luz explained, growing more panicked by the second. "And now you've finally got a farting fic of your own, Eda!"

"Meaning…?"

"Meaning you aren't going to stop farting until the author decides to end the fanfic!" Luz exclaimed.

"Huh. So I've been cursed by a mysterious author to keep farting until they decide I should stop?" Eda pondered at this, another powerful fart escaping her.

Finally she shrugged. "Eh. I have an owl beast curse. Might as well learn to live with this too."

Then another enormous 20 second fart escaped from Eda, causing King to laugh even harder. "Oh! It's so amusing to see you like this!"

Eda growled. "Okay, King, let's see how amusing you find THIS!"

Eda grabbed King and practically stuffed him into her butt. She then grunted as hard as she could and let out an enormous 30 second fart on King, causing him to muffle and scream in pain.

When she was done, she brought King up to her face and smirked. "Think this is amusing now?"

"No!" King coughed, frowning. "And never ever do that to me again!"

Suddenly the door to The Owl House swung open. "Hey guys, what's- oooh!" A horrible stench wafted towards Hooty and he started gagging. "What's that terrible smell?"

"I think you might wanna ask her," King pointed at Eda.

Eda sighed and let out another small poot. "Sorry, Hooty. I got bad gas now and I'm not gonna stop anytime soon."

"Or until the author decides to end this fanfic!" Luz added, plugging her nose from the smell.

Hooty stared blanky for a few moments. "Okay! I have no idea what that means but have fun! I'll just be outside away from the smell! Hoot! Hoot!" He then shut the door.

Once he was gone, Eda turned back to Luz. "So uh, Luz, when will this author end the fanfic?" She asked, another small fart escaping from her butt.

"I don't know! When the author feels like it!" Luz shrugged. "Now if you'll excuse me… I'll just be up in my room!" Luz rushed up the stairs, wanting to escape from Eda's terrible gas.

"And I gotta go do something else!" King stated, running away for the same obvious reason as Luz.

Eda sighed. "Well, looks like I'm stuck with these farts for awhile."

She glanced down at her butt packaged in her tight red dress as another enormously long fart escaped from her, stinking up the entire Owl House.

"Dang! Is my gas really that powerful?" Eda exclaimed in surprise.

She took another glance at her butt, which let out another loud 10 second fart and she smiled.

"You know, I know I should be disgusted by this, but maybe I can use this to my advantage…." Eda smirked, getting some wicked ideas into her head.