King was walking around the Owl House minding his own business, when he peeked inside Luz's room and caught her pacing back and forth with a worried look on her face.
"Hey Luz, why do you look so worried?" King wondered aloud.
"Hey, King. I'm trying to figure out a way to put an end to Eda's farting," Luz explained. "She already has that owl beast curse to deal with it. I don't want her to have to deal with another curse that's ten times worse!"
"Oh this is about Eda and her farts huh? Eh, they don't bother me at all," King shrugged. "In fact between us, I think they're kinda amusing! Just don't tell her that! I don't want her to face her toxic gas up close again!"
He shuddered, thinking back to the incident in the previous chapter when he made fun of Eda and she farted directly on his face.
"King! This isn't amusing! If I don't figure out a way to put an end to Eda's constant farting, it will cause chaos and destruction around the boiling isles!" Luz informed him.
"Chaos? Destruction? Ooooh that sounds like fun!" King exclaimed with gee.
"Well it's not!" Luz glared at him. "I've seen and read these kinds of fanfics back home! It was the most horrible and regretful decision of my life! The authors make the specific female characters they chose have constant, bad gas and they get powerful enough to cause destruction and even earthquakes! I have to find that specific author who cursed Eda before that happens to her!"
"But how are you gonna find that one specific author who cursed Eda?" King questioned. "There are millions of authors out there!"
"I… I don't know," Luz admitted. "The portal's gone which means I can't use my phone to look up the answers…"
Suddenly she brightened as an idea came to her. "Wait a minute! The library! They might have the answer! I just gotta do some digging and research! I gotta get going right now!"
She quickly grabbed her yellow bookbag and rushed out the door. "I will not rest until I find that author and save Eda from her farting problem!" She declared raising a fist in determination.
She opened the door to the Owl House and was just about to leave when she paused and looked completely shocked and horrified by what she saw in front of her. Many trees around the Owl House were knocked down and destroyed.
King came up behind Luz and looked surprised by the sight of the destruction as well. "Whoa! What the heck happened here?" He asked.
"I don't know!" Luz turned to Hooty. "Hooty did you see what happened here?"
"Eda. She's been making that smelly noise for most of the day and has been knocking down trees!" Hooty explained. "But I don't really mind it anymore! I've lost my sense of smell after all this! Hoot! Hoot!"
"What do you….oh no!" Luz murmured as she realized exactly what Hooty had meant.
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The ground shook from the loud and long sound causing everything to shake like an earthquake and another tree to collapse and fall to the ground.
When it stopped and everything was silent again, a voice cheered in the distance.
"Woo! Now that's what I'm talking about!"
Luz recognized the voice instantly.
"Eda!" She cried.
She ran out to find her with King tagging along close behind. She and King soon caught sight of Eda standing near a huge destruction of trees, looking very triumphant and proud of herself.
"Eda!" Luz called out again and was about to run up to her when a disgusting smell hit her nostrils and she paused.
"Ugh!" She moaned and wrinkled her face in disgust, covering her nose.
King covered his nose as well. "Man her farts smell even worse than before!"
Eda caught sight of them and smiled. "Hey guys! Guess what? I discovered that I can use my farts to my advantage!"
"Yeah, we can SMELL that!" King informed her.
"Wanna see?" Eda aimed her butt at one tree that was still standing.
Luz's eyes grew wide. "No! No! No! No-"
Suddenly an enormous, powerful and destructive fart erupted from Eda that was even worse than any fart she had unleashed before and completely shook the Earth. It lasted for a full minute and completely blew away the poor tree that was in front of her butt.
The powerful stench, which smelled even worse, reached Luz and King who coughed from her bad gas.
When it was over and everything was quiet again, Eda did a little victory dance. "Woo! Who needs magic when you have a powerful and destructive gas weapon like this?" She stated proudly, as she glanced at her butt giving it a proud and hearty slap, which unleashed a cute little poot. "Man nobody, not even the Emperor's Coven, are gonna mess with me again once they get a whiff of this!"
"Eda, are you saying that you actually like your farts now?!" Luz exclaimed looking horrified.
"Yes yes I do! Sure I was skeptical at first, but dang are these butt bombs powerful!" she stated, lifting her leg and letting out a 10 second fart. "These farts are the best thing to have ever happened to me! Now that I don't have magic anymore, I can really use these farts to mess with people like forcing people to hand me their money, mess with the Emperor's coven…"
She smirked as more wicked ideas of how to use her farts came to her.
"Now if you two will excuse me, I'm gonna get back to my training and make my farts even more stronger!"
She turned and walked away, flipping her hair as she left Luz and King standing there completely dumbfounded. As she left, more small farts escaped from her with each and every step she took.
"It's worse than I feared," Luz said once Eda was gone.
"Eh?" King asked.
"Her farts are getting worse and more destructive and now the author is making her like her farts just like in those other fics!" Luz explained in panic. "I gotta get to that library right now to hopefully find out about this author so he can stop this!"
"You go ahead," King waved her off as Luz rushed away in a hurry. "I'll just go and continue to amuse myself and make fun of Eda's gas!"
King was about to go, when a deep rumble was heard and another toxic stench hit his nostrils. He coughed and his eyes started to water.
"On second thought, Eda's farts are getting too gross for even the King of demons to handle! Wait up, Luz! I'm coming too!" He declared, scampering off after her as Eda kept farting her butt off in the forest, causing more destruction and trees to fall down.