Hey! This is The Dragon on the Bookshelf's profile; you can call me Dragon. If you've managed to get here that must mean that either A. you have read and enjoyed my things on here, B. a friend of yours referred you here, or C. you just happened to stumble into here feeling dazed and confused after chasing a wee nekid child over hill and over dale or any combination of the options I just listed.

Anyway, welcome to my page and feel free to come and go as you please unless you're creepy about it; sadly you can't lock people up for being creepy though I think they maybe should. But, yeah, I am not The Doctor. I am not a Time Lord from the planet of Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I am not 903 years old, and I'm not the man who's gonna save your lives and the lives of the 6 million people on the planet below. You got a problem with that? As you can see I am a maniac about the British tv series called Doctor Who and I am also quite locked onto another British show called Sherlock; I'm not a fan of the American attempt at it. John Watson is.not.a.girl!!Ugh...But yeah if you like the twilight (I refuse to capitalize it!!!)books, please get off my page now unless you can answer this question successfully without any help:

What is the oldest question in the universe? (to test whether or not you are a fan of Doctor Who)

Anyway I will update all of my stories as often as possible until they are finished!! I swear on the name of Space Gandalf and actual Gandalf!!!

Oh, and a word of warning, Dragon enjoys talking about herself in 3rd person; nobody is really sure why but they all realized long ago that she was just born this way (in the words of Lady Gaga). I also like to switch back and forth between 1st and 3rd person; again, nobody knows why she does this.

I completely and totally support these pairings:

9/10 and Rose

Patrick Jane and Teressa Lisbon

Captain Jack Harkness and anything and everything that moves/breathes

Captain Jack Sparrow and Rum

Will Turner and Elisabeth Swan

Amy Pond and Rory Williams (so adorable together!!!)

Merlin and Freya

Castle and Beckett

Favorite movie:

The Hobbit

Favorite book:

At this moment it is "The Hobbit" (I reread it for the bajillionth time after I saw the movie the second time)

Favorite TV show:

DOCTOR WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite Quote:

And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting on the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; and his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming, and the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor; and my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor shall be lifted- nevermore!

(The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe)

Favorite Band:

Panic! At The Disco

Favorite Song:

Drumming Song (by Florence The Machine)

I also have an account on FictionPress under the same name; just an FYI in case you want to know. OK, enough about me, hope you enjoy Dragon's stories!!!!

Fin.