Back on the strange planet; Roger, Viney, and Puddles had appeared at some fair grounds and there was a carnival happening.
Viney was looking around.
"Hmm, these rides are different from the rides that come from every carnival back on the Boiling Isles." said Viney.
"You have no idea, this brings back some memories of when I was working at a carnival." said Roger, "But I wound up getting fired after a week."
Viney became confused.
"Why, what happened?" said Viney.
Roger did some thinking.
Flashback
Roger with his original hair color was operating a ferris wheel.
"I don't know why a child was put in charge of operating a ride, but I like it." said Roger.
But he wound up pushing a button labeled 'Release Wheel' which caused the ferris wheel to roll off, shocking the meerkat.
"Uh oh." said Roger.
"ROGER, YOU'RE FIRED!" yelled a voice.
Roger groaned.
End Flashback
"That wheel rolled on for hours before going over a cliff and fell in a lake. Luckily everyone on it survived." said Roger.
Viney was shocked.
"Wow, you messed up big time." said Viney, "Anything happen afterwards?"
Flashback
Roger was talking to his former boss who was a Mobian beagle with purple fur.
"Unbelievable, you nearly killed a bunch of people on a ride, you're lucky they all survived." said the beagle, "You're nothing more but an insane fuck up who lives in a trailer park with a bunch of other trailer trash."
The beagle continued with a lengthy lecture as Roger pulled out some type of smartphone which was similar to the first Kalos region Pokedex and had a holographic like screen on it and did work on it.
Then some Mobian wolves in police uniforms appeared behind the beagle.
"Mr Insano, you're under arrest for running an illegal carnival." said one of the wolves.
The dog known as Mr Insano became shocked as he was dragged off.
"What, wait, I did nothing wrong, this carnival is perfectly legal. Who claimed otherwise?" said Mr Insano.
Roger quickly put his original smartphone away.
"The person wishes to remain anonymous." said the other wolf cop.
They then put Mr Insano in a cop car and the dog looked at Roger who waved goodbye to him before sticking up both middle fingers.
End Flashback
Viney was shocked.
"You actually filed a false police report after all the hurtful things he said? I'm surprised you didn't get angry." said Viney.
"Turns out, the cops later found evidence that the carnival was illegal since by law it was illegal to have a minor operating a ride. Also, I don't believe in getting angry, I believe in getting even." said Roger.
Viney nodded.
"Makes sense." said Viney.
"Moreso then having a lunatic rabbit who was a freelance cop as president of the United States?" said Roger.
"Very much so." said Viney.
Later; the two were in an office talking to an alien similar to XLR8.
"So, you both have experience with ride operating and animal care?" said the alien.
"Yes sir, I worked at a carnival once, was shut down for illegal reasons, but I get the jist of things." said Roger.
"I'm great with animals." said Viney.
The alien looked at the two before giving them blue vests.
Viney smiled.
"This'll be perfect." said Viney.
"You're both hired. Katie, you're on petting zoo, and Nate, you're on the tornado." said the alien.
"Don't you worry sir, we won't let you down." said Roger.
Later; the two exited the office in their vests.
"Nice, can't believe he bought our cover story of being stranded on this planet and having nothing but each other." said Viney.
"It's a carnival, they'll take in just about anyone they find." said Roger.
They passed a game with prizes of stuffed animals that looked like Pancakes.
The baby griffin saw the whole thing from the bag and chippered happily.
"So how long will we be working for until we can leave for Planet Maep." said Viney.
"Well, I'm supposed to meet my contact in a few days, so we'll need to leave here by the end of the day with money for the space transport." said Roger.
Viney nodded.
"Okay." said Viney.
Pancakes managed to unzip the cat bag from inside before flying over to the game and landed in between some of the prizes which Roger and Viney noticed.
They ran to the game as the griffin snuggled up to some of the dolls.
"Come on Pancakes, we need to keep you safe." Viney whispered.
Pancakes chittered and just stayed in place.
"Viney, relax, he blends right in with the prizes." said Roger.
Viney glared at Roger.
"Well what happens when some lucky child wins a real life griffin?" said Viney.
Roger chuckled.
"This is a carnival, all the games are rigged so that no one can win." said Roger.
He pulled out a flyer which had a picture of some type of chair similar to a recliner with a built in cup holder, speakers, USB port, and holographic displays in front of the head rest part and a huge flat screen TV multiple gaming systems and DVD/Blu-Ray player and gave it to Viney.
"I nearly spent my allowance on a ring toss game just to get this special high tech video game rocker with TV, gaming systems, as well as a DVD/Blu-Ray player." said Roger.
"Well I'm sure with how much something like this would have been worth, you failed miserably to get it." said Viney.
"Nope, I managed to win it." said Roger.
"Should have guessed." said Viney.
Flashback
Roger was at a ring toss game being operated by a Mobian buffalo.
Roger missed another chance.
"Aw dammit." said Roger.
"Want another go at it?" said the buffalo, "Just need to get one ring ontop of the big bottle in the center."
Roger groaned before giving another Mobium to the buffalo and did some thinking before inching close to him.
"Your wife's cheating on you." said Roger.
The buffalo became shocked.
"What?" said the buffalo.
"Yeah, I've seen it happen. She answers the door for someone as soon as you leave for work, then next thing you know, they're screwing each other all over the house all day, with no protection." said Roger.
The buffalo became mad.
"Who dares think they can have sex with my wife and get away with it?" said the buffalo.
Roger saw a mobian alligator dressed like a nerd walking by.
"Him." said Roger.
The buffalo bellowed in anger before leaving the stand as lots of punching sounds were heard.
Roger chuckled and walked into the game before placing a ring on top of a huge bottle and left.
A dinging sound was heard before a huge crate was placed next to Roger and opened up, revealing the same prize that Roger was competing for.
"This is the greatest day of my life." said Roger.
End Flashback
"Yeesh, how'd you get away with cheating without anyone knowing about it?" said Viney.
"You'd be surprised by what all I'm capable of." said Roger.
"I already am." said Viney.
The two walked off before reaching a petting zoo with different animals in it.
"Well, looks like this is where I'm working." said Viney.
The two looked in the petting zoo cage and looked at all the different animals.
Viney then saw a creature that looked like Pancakes.
"Check it out, a griffin just like Pancakes is here." said Viney.
Roger saw it.
"Oh that's not a griffin." said Roger.
Viney became confused.
"It's not?" said Viney.
"No, it's called a Bilin, it's a creature that looks like a griffin of Pancakes appearance, but with one major difference." said Roger.
"What difference is that?" said Viney.
A child Tetramand walked over to the Bilin and started petting it, but the creature breathed out lots of fire onto the Tetramand which wound up burning up to nothing but ashes.
Viney is shocked.
"Oh I see, but that poor child!" She said.
"Trust me, don't even try to get your hands on one of those." said Roger, "They grow so big that you'll need a Kaiju just to take care of it. The president only had one solution to America's Kaiju problem."
Cutaway Gag
President Max the Rabbit was showing video of Godzilla fighting a Stegasaorus like Kaiju across Chicago.
"And that was our answer to Chicago's Kaiju problem. Any questions?" said Max.
One person raised their hands.
"Yeah, Nelson Buntz with the Daily Planet. Are you aware that the battle between both monsters just proved more disasterous then how we could have dealt with the problem if we got the military to take care of it." a press man said.
Max pulled out a pistol and shot the guy.
"Next person to question my way of running the country like how the co author said how the video of me being president in a Sam and Max video game being supposedly racist despite the main author getting the idea to make me the new president in this fanfic series will get a hollow point bullet in their brain, you'd better believe it." said Max.
Then his vice president who was a dog dressed like a detective named Sam appeared.
"Seriously, you'd better take his word for it. He once assaulted a guy with nothing but a pillow." said Sam.
Another member of the press chuckled.
"Yeah, so?" said the member of the press.
"The pillow had a bunch of bricks in it." said Sam.
"I like having a very hard pillow over something very soft." said Max.
End Cutaway Gag
"OKay seriously, why a lunatic freelance cop as president?" said Viney.
"Would you rather of had Barney the Dinosaur running the country?" said Roger.
"Fair point." said Viney.
Roger noticed the Tornado ride across from the petting zoo before walking over to it and pulled out a booklet titled 'Tornado Ride Operating' and put on his reading glasses before he started reading it.
The meerkat nodded.
"Okay." said Roger.
He put the booklet away before taking off his reading glasses.
Viney looked around and saw something.
"Is that your president of the United States now?" said Viney.
Roger turned and saw Max.
"Hey, it is the president." said Roger.
Max then stopped between the group.
"Alright, I want to go on a ride that'll make me literally puke my guts out." said Max.
"Shouldn't the president have security detail with him?" said Viney.
"Freelance Police, the only problem he has is mandatory gun registration." Roger.
"The next president of the United States of America, I'll kill them if they plan on having mandatory gun registration." said Max.
Sam looked at Max.
"That's what you said about Barack Obama when he chose to create Obamacare." said Sam.
"Good times." said Max.
Roger shook his head.
"They got good games." said Roger.
He cleared his throat.
"Step right up, take a whirl around the Tornado ride, puke out your guts non stop." said Roger.
Max heard what Roger said and cheered.
"YES, MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!" yelled Max.
He ran off as Sam gave Roger some tickets and followed.
Sam and Max sat down on one part of the ride and the rabbit pulled out a bucket.
Roger shook his head.
"This'll be worth it." said Max.
"That's what you said about that very slow merry go round which you later sabotaged into going to speeds of mach one." said Sam.
Max laughed at that.
"Good times!" He said.
Roger then set the ride in motion.
"Frankly, I hope that rabbit ends up puking his heart out." Roger said underneath his breath.
But then a bullet hit close to his feet and he screamed in shock.
"Next person to take a cheap shot at me, be it a character in the fics, reader, or even one of the authors will get a presidential execution, you'd better believe it." said Max.
He chuckled as he put his gun away.
Interview Gag
"No one's going to dare make negative comments on me. Otherwise I'll make their lives a living hell." said Max.
End Interview Gag
"Psst." said Viney.
Roger turned to the beast keeping/healing witch.
Viney then did a zipped lips motion.
Roger growled.