Back on the strange planet; Roger was operating the tornado ride before turning it off.
"There we go, hope you enjoyed the ride and visit us again soon." said Roger.
Then Sam and Max appeared.
"I still haven't puked yet." Max said before giving Roger some more tickets, "Give me another go. Only set it to full speed."
"No can do, bosses orders. Not supposed to set this ride on full speed." said Roger.
Max grabbed hold of Roger's vest and jumped onto his chest.
"YOU WILL DO IT, SO SAYS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!" yelled Max.
Roger chuckled nervously.
"Yeah, we're not even in America anymore, much less Earth for that matter." said Roger.
Sam smacked himself.
"I can see where this is going to go." said Sam.
Max turned to his best friend.
"Vice president Sam." said Max.
Sam pulled out an American flag on a pole.
"By order of his most royal excellency Maximillian Esquire the fifth, this carnival is to be part of the United States of America." Sam said before planting the flag on the ground.
Max turned back to Roger.
"Now you will do as I say." said Max.
Roger groaned as Sam and Max got back on the ride.
The meerkat then set the ride to full speed before it went into motion.
"A guy like that should be impeached for abusing his power." said Viney.
"That ain't going to happen, not even if Joe Biden ends up losing the upcoming 2024 election in the real world. The odd thing is that the co author hated that rabbit's presidential speech video that gave the main author this idea which he contemplated dropping for that reason." said Roger.
"And what have Barney the Dinosaur be President?" asked Viney.
"Just to spite the co author for his negative reception on the video. But that was before he rewatched the whole thing and remembered that it was from a Sam and Max video game, and everything came from a lunatic rabbit's mouth." said Roger.
Then lots of vomit splattered on Roger's head.
The meerkat groaned and turned off the ride.
The president and vice president got off the ride.
"Yes, finally." said Max.
Sam looked at Max.
"Well you got your wish." said Sam.
The two walked off.
Viney turned to Roger.
"Did you hear that Amity dyed her hair and kissed Luz on the cheek once?" said Viney.
"I did, but this fic and the other remaining parts are supposed to take place before all that happened." said Roger.
Viney nodded.
"Okay." said Viney.
She did some thinking.
"Just out of curiosity, I've seen some of those Star Wars films a while back, why is it that the main sport in the first chronological film is pod racing and not a for real sport?" said Viney.
"There's a funny story to that." said Roger.
Cutaway Gag
In a space station close to the Death Star; a bunch of stormtroopers as well as Vader were playing baseball.
A trooper tossed a ball to Vader who managed to hit it out of the station very hard.
The Death Star exploded.
Back at the baseball field Vader and the two Troopers saw this and are shocked.
Everyone dropped either their gloves or bat.
"Okay, let's get our story straight." said Vader.
End Cutaway Gag
"You expect me to believe that there was already a Death Star before the first Death Star that was destroyed just because Vader and some of the stormtroopers were playing baseball?" said Viney.
"They passed the blame onto the rebels to keep from being electrocuted by Palpatine. He wound up banning all sports because of the original first Death Star's destruction." said Roger.
Interview Gag
First was Vader.
"Oh man, I hear about that first original Death Star's destruction since the video came out. Not my day." said Vader.
Lastly was one of the stormtroopers.
"Wow, and we've got bad aim." said the Stormtrooper.
End Interview Gag
"That's just straight up weird." said Viney.
"No weirder then Nickelodeon creating it's own Super Smash Bros rip off despite the fact that Cartoon Network came up with it's own years ago?" said Roger.
Viney became shocked.
"Touché." said Viney.
With McWunkle and Glitz; they were walking around the carnival as Glitz was eating cotton candy.
She smiled and burped.
"Careful with that stuff, it'll make you hyper." said McWunkle.
"Nah, that's just an old wives tale." said Glitz.
She took a bite out of the cotton candy and started freaking out before busting down a wall and ran off.
But then she returned hopping up and down.
"OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, MCWUNKLE!" yelled Glitz.
McWunkle groaned.
"I told you that stuff would make you hyper." said McWunkle.
"NO, ONE OF THE PRIZES IN THE GAMES IS A RARE BABY GRIFFIN THAT'S ACTUALLY ALIVE!" yelled Glitz.
McWunkle looked at the same game Pancakes was in and became shocked.
"Son of a bitch." said McWunkle.
"Language, there are kids here!" She said.
A child who heard this smirked.
"Dumb fuck." said the child.
The two hunters ran to the carnival game.
"Give us that baby griffin sir." said Glitz.
The game operator looked at the two.
"Here we are, try your luck for one credit, three tries for the price of one." said the operator.
McWunkle smirked and pulled out a credit.
"I only need one try." said McWunkle.
The game operator smirked evilly.
Interview Gag
"Ain't no way anyone will be able to win a game." said the game operator.
End Interview Gag
McWunkle tried to knock down three milk bottles, but failed after his first try.
The hunter became shocked.
"What the?" said McWunkle.
The Game Operator grinned.
"Two more tries." said the operator.
McWunkle tossed another ball at the bottles, but they didn't fall over.
McWunkle is mad and pulled water out and splashed it on the game guy.
"AHHHHHHHH IM MELTING!" He shouted and melted away.
McWunkle chuckled.
"Finally." said McWunkle.
He reached into the game, but was electrocuted.
The alien screamed in pain before removing his hands.
"What is the meaning of this?" said McWunkle.
"No one may try to set hands in the game unless they either win the game or are game operators." a PA voice said.
Interview Gag
McWunkle groaned.
"Of course." said McWunkle.
End Interview Gag
"This sucks." said McWunkle.