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Clexa is not a ship...Clexa is a lifestyle

step one: buy seeds
step two: grow flowers
step three: provide safe home for bees
step four: kiss a cute girl
step five: rule the world

Clexa:
Shipping these two is like floating away into the Atlantic ocean in a dinghy and hoping for the best

All hail Princess Commander.
*Salutes*
*Waves Clexa flag in the air while backing away slowly*

*makes science joke*
*laughs about it for hours, convinced i'm the greatest comedian to walk the earth*

you are my laptop
my only laptop
you make me happy
when the skies are grey
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
so please don't take
the charger away

a show: *has a cool female protagonist*
me: nice
show: *introduces smirking obnoxious boy in the first 5 minutes who will be her love interest*
me: well it was good while it lasted

Sometimes, I care more about what happens to fictional characters than people.

I'm gay because when i was 4 i sneezed and no one said bless you and the devil entered my soul

lol: lots of lesbians
rotfl: really open to friendly lesbians
lmao: lesbians make awesome omelettes
omg: oh my girls
ily: i love yuri
wtf: where’s the females
fyi: females… yes… interesting…

Come to the dark side Clarke, we have boobs!

hearing straight people talk about gay people without them knowing you’re gay is surreal. i feel like an undercover spy. they think i’m one of them

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

Me watching any tv-show ever:
yes hello I'm here for the gay stuff

reading smut in English: nice
reading smut in your native language: oh god...that's...that's actually really gross...you can't say that

where do lesbian viking warriors go when they die in a mighty battle?
galpalla
what’s better than this - valkyries being palkyries

Me getting arrested:
It's ok I can handle this I've seen every episode of Orange Is The New Black

sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due that’s what i call talent

Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.

Fanfiction Problems:
Me: I love to read.
Person: What's your favorite book?
Me*sweats nervously*

Put this in your profile if you are no longer a human being but really 100% certified Trash

me: I don't want kids
people: you're a heartless insensitive monster with the darkest soul that has ever existed
me: damn right

Goodbye everyone! I’ll remember you all in therapy!