Yo wazzup Everybody

Name's Jrad

Favorite shows, movies and games are the following: Pokemon, Yu-gi-oh, Sonic-X, Resident Evil, Halo series, How to train your dragon, Total drama, Bakugan, Mass Effect, Ninja Guidan, Legend of Spyro, and Devil May Cry. I have other shows, movies and games I like as well but I will post them as secondaries during my fanfiction story writing. May post a story about me in these criterias but won't right now because I am still brainstorming right now.

Favorite characters are:

Pokemon: Ash Ketchum, Cynthia, Arceus, Giratina, Ho-oh, Lugia, Pikachu, Lucario, Rayquaza, Latias, Latios, Blaziken, Infernape, Sceptile, and Buizel. Other characters will be posted as secondaries in my stories.

Yu-gi-oh: Yugi Moto only. All others as secondary characters in my stories.

All other faves are: Sonic, Shadow, Silver, Elise, Blaze, Tails, Knuckles, Chris Redfield, Jill V., Master Chief, Rookie, Dare, Noble 6, Eragon, Saphira, Hiccup, Toothless, Cody Flint, Bridgette, Spyro, Cynder, Cortana, Dan Kuso, Drago, Fem/Shepard, Garrus, Tali zorah, all other main mass effect characters, kameo, Ryu Hayabusa, Dante, Trish, Nero, Lady, and Vergil.

check on my profile to look up for polls for new additions for future stories.

found out I was scammed and my computer is gone. I will try to get a new one but I don't know how long it would be. I will try to get it for the iPad but I can make no promises. I will try to redo the chapters and new stories I was working on, but like I said, I don't know how long it will be I until that point. So from now on, please give me time and stop asking me for updates. I will try to do them as soon as I can.

To all "Hinata Cheats On Naruto" Fic Writers." FUCK YOU!!!! In no way will Hinata cheat on Naruto, especially with Kiba of all people. She is too much in love with Naruto to do something like that. Copy and paste to profile if you agree.

Besides, I am thinking up a few new stories. Now I know you all want me to update my current ones, but I am planning on remaking some and start over from there. Now for one story I need your help on. This new one will be a Naruto/Bionicle crossover. I need to know what bionicle masks have what power for me to use for Naruto in this story, but I will tell you all in the story for what the story will be about. So please message me on the list of powers for the bionicle masks for me please.

Also, I am doing two more stories with this one. One will be a different mass effect version of ash, but he will gain the same abilities in ME2 during the story, where Ash is frozen over time and he was thawed out and woken up in the same time that Mass effect started, but a year earlier to where he would gain newer skills in his new life. Pairings will be Ash x Fem Shepard, Liara, Tali, and a female garrus.

the other story is a three way crossover. The criteria are Naruto/Devil May Cry/Ninja Gaidan. Naruto walks into a cave after receiving another gruesome beating from the villagers on his birthday and stumbles upon two scrolls: one with ancient ninja techniques and a dragon summoning scroll, and the other with demon slaying techniques. Both scrolls have the same weapons from the DMC and NG games and they will be used in this story.

Now I have decided to take some stories out and rewrite them from the ground up. It will take me time to do so, but I will do so and make them better for you fellow readers. The one I am taking out Ashura satoshi ketchum senju uzumaki namikaze, the aura pokemon Shinobi. I will make a different version of this cross over because of many negative reviews. Some others I am rewriting are my Ash and Satoko, Sangheili ash, Ashura satoshi ketchum sparda, and Anthro paradise. Others will stay and I will continue to work on them. Thank you for your support.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Mischa Rowe (Australia), Ita-hime (Canada), Little-bad-Angel(Austria), Bloody.-.Fang5507(USA), Greywing44 (USA) Chidori Minami(USA), Pokemonfan6000(USA), EmeraldDragon1(USA), Sega Nesquik (USA), stormgreywolf (USA), WhiteEagle1985 (Canada), Fyro Ash Ketchum (USA)

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.