Hmmmm. So this is where I say something about me eh? I guess I'll make it fairly simple.

Things about me:

Name: Not telling! But you can call me Snarky. :)

Where I live: In the middle of nowhere. Seriously.

Favorite color: Pink or Lime green

Favorite fanfics: I mostly read PoT. However I also like Loveless, D. Grayman, Kyo Kara Maoh, Junjou Romantica, Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, Finder Series, Ookiku Furikabutte, Kuroshitsuji, Okane Ga Nai, and Ace of Diamond.

My favorite pairing of all time is either Ryoma x Fuji or OT6. It's a hard decision. :)

I'm have a degree in psychology. I like to pick peoples brains and find out what makes them tick.

I'm short. Really short. Like somewhere in between 5' and 5' 1".

I'm blonde.

My eyes change color.

I'm random.

I think I'm a decent writer, but I guess I'll find out soon enough.

When I write, I write really late at night. Usually when I'm tired. Haha. Some of my best ideas come when I'm half asleep. Not entirely sure that's normal.

I write for my readers. If you want something from my writing, ask for it. I'm always open to suggestions.

I'm also open to criticism. If there's something you think I need to work on/fix, let me know. I'm perfectly aware that I'm not perfect. I promise I won't get mad or take it personally!:)

That being said, I will ignore anything that is super harsh/inconsiderate. If you want me to take you seriously, you need to take me seriously too.

I have way too much inspiration and way too little motivation sometimes.

I really don't care what others think of me. I will say what I want... most of the time. :)

I'm lovable and I'm me. There is nothing else to say.

Peace. Love. Tacos. Yaoi.

Love bunches,

TheSnarkyAuthor.

Update information.

I have no set schedule for updates. I write when I have the time, inspiration and motivation to do so. Thus, I will sometimes update quickly, and sometimes you won't hear a peep out of me for what seems like forever. Just remember that anything I post on this site is like my baby, there for it will never be abandoned. Ever. I promise.

Other Tidbits:

I am recently back from an unannounced year long hiatus. Nobody knew I would do this, not me, not my beta at the time (sorry Syrenhug), and not my readers. As much as I wanted to write I couldn't. From July to December I was juggling two jobs and going to school full time (last semester of my senior year in college). I thought once I graduated I would have more time, but unfortunately life doesn't always work out the way that we want it to. While it is true that from mid-December to the end of February I could have written something, I literally had little to no inspiration. I was too busy trying to find a big girl job and decide what exactly I wanted to do with my life. At the very end of February, I found an amazing job, but they worked me horrendous hours. There were times that I would leave for work at 7 in the morning, and I would not return home until 9 at night. While I did have inspiration to write during this time period, I was virtually dead. My life was seriously work, sleep and eat. I would have one day off every 12 days, and there was just no way to do my job and write without me losing my health. I was sick many time while I worked at that company. I had no time for myself, and while I did love my job, they were unsatisfied with the amount of time I was putting in, and they wanted more from me. I quit that job at the end of June, and am currently looking for my next job. Therefore, I now have the time to write that I was lacking before. I will try to be more timely, with the chapters that I put out.

Thank you for reading this.