On a highway of sorts; Strongarm and Sideswipe in vehicle forms were driving down the road while Strongarm was carrying a trailer that had Grimlock in dino mode crowched down on the trailer.
"Why we're we assigned to check out a strange disturbance?" said Sideswipe.
"Because Optimus and Bumblebee think that it maybe some Decepticon activity. We need to see what it is. Luckily Silo sent some backup over to the location already." said Strongarm.
"And we haven't appeared in many fics lately." said Grimlock.
The three Autobots appeared at an area that Cluster Buster, Prowl, and Ironhide were already at.
The three Bee team Autobots then changed into their robot modes.
The other Autobots noticed the two.
"It's about time backup shows up." said Cluster.
Sideswipe glared at Cluster Buster.
"You're lucky you defected to the Autobots like your brother Cyclone did." said Sideswipe.
Cluster laugbed.
"Yeah that's true, I like it better then the other side." said Cluster.
"Alright everyone, weapons out." Prowl who pulled out a blaster said.
Ironhide pulled out a triple barrel blaster, Sideswipe drew out his sword, Strongarm pulled out her cross bow blaster, Cluster Buster drew out some ninja stars, and Grimlock punched his fists.
Everyone noticed Grimlock.
"Dude seriously?" said Cluster Buster.
"What, these fists are deadly weapons." said Grimlock.
Interview Gag
"These things are, I could knock down a tower with these huge guns." Grimlock said before kissing his arms.
End Interview Gag
"I wonder if he can be reprogrammed to only begin every sentence with 'me Grimlock'." said Cluster.
He was then bonked on the head by Grimlock.
"DONT YOU DARE, THAT WOULD MAKE ME GRIMLOCK VERY MAD!" He shouted and realized what he said, "DAMM IT!"
"Saw that coming." said Ironhide.
A snapping sound was heard before Ironhide turned around very quickly and fired a round from his blaster, knocking down the top half of a tree.
The other Autobots glared at Ironhide.
"Nice going, you killed a very dangerous tree." said Strongarm.
"Thought I heard something suspicious." said Ironhide.
"More suspicious then a tree that didn't do a thing?" said Grimlock.
Everyone nodded.
"At least we don't get road rage." said Sideswipe.
Cutaway Gag
Optimus Prime in vehicle mode was going down a highway with a frustrated and impatient Duncan Harris on the drivers side.
"COME ON, GET MOVING!" yelled Duncan H.
He honked on the horn.
"I'VE GOT A TIGHT SCHEDULE PEOPLE!" He yelled again.
He honked the horn again.
"Duncan Harris, is that really nessisary?" said Optimus.
Duncan H groaned.
"Textbook driver." said Duncan H.
End Cutaway Gag
"Ok why was Duncan H with Optimus anyway?" asked Sideswipe.
"I don't know, I think Duncan Harris just wanted to show off." said Strongarm.
The group reached an opening and saw some type of golden tree in the middle, confusing them.
"That's just weird." said Prowl, "How can a tree be golden?"
"I haven't seen anything this golden since Cybertron's golden age." said Ironhide.
"Me neither buddy." said Prowl.
Grimlock's eyes were sparkling.
"It's so pretty, I want to touch it." said Grimlock.
He approached the tree and was about to touch it before being stopped by Cluster Buster.
"Wait a minute Grimlock. Something doesn't seem right here. How did a golden tree suddenly show up here?" said Cluster.
"It's a miracle is how it got here." said Grimlock.
"No, I have to side with Cluster Buster here buddy. A golden tree doesn't just show up in nature." said Sideswipe.
"I can't help it, it's so beautiful." said Grimlock.
Sideswipe shook his head.
"Optimus and Bee could have sent along Wheeljack, or even Windblade, but no, they had to make us bring Grimlock instead." said Sideswipe.
Grimlock touched the tree before a cage appeared from underground which trapped him, Cluster Buster, and Sideswipe in it.
The other three Autobots became shocked.
"RETREAT!" yelled Prowl.
He and the other two turned into their vehicle forms before driving off.
But Strongarm returned and grabbed a chunk of metal from the bar before driving off again.
Meanwhile in Silo Prime's base; Long Arm was in his lab building a weapon similar to Cyberverse Megatron's fusion cannon as Windblade, Cannonball, and Wreck Gar were watching.
Long Arm saw this.
"Like what you see?" said Long Arm.
"No idea." said Windblade.
Long Arm finished up the weapon and held it up.
"Behold, my latest weapon, the fusion cannon." said Long Arm.
"Doesn't Megatron already have something like that with the same name?" said Cannonball.
Long Arm pushed a button on the cannon before a scope appeared.
"This one's got a sniper rifle scope on it." said Long Arm, "Perfect for long distance enemies."
"Does it work?" said Wreck Gar.
Long Arm held the cannon up on his shoulder before firing a round at the Junkion Autobot, making him fall apart to the ground.
Cannonball and Windblade became shocked.
"What, he's a Junkion, he'll put himself back together." said Long Arm.
"The last living Junkion." said Windblade.
Wreck Gar then put himself back together.
"I am Wreck Gar, I am the last living Junkion." said Wreck Gar.
Then some driving sounds were heard and the four heard it.
"Sounds like some Autobots are done with their search." said Long Arm.
The four exited the lab as Prowl, Ironhide, and Strongarm appeared in front of them before turning into their robot modes.
The three panting in shock.
"Grimlock...golden tree...trap...Sideswipe...and Cluster." said Strongarm.
The other four became confused.
"I don't follow." said Cannonball.
Ironhide smacked himself.
"GRIMLOCK, SIDESWIPE, AND CLUSTER BUSTER GOT TRAPPED IN A CAGE FROM A GOLDEN TREE!" yelled Ironhide.
The other Autobots gasped in shock.
"WHAT!?" yelled Windblade.
Long Arm pushed a button on a wall and an alarm went off before the Autobot put a finger to his audio receptor.
"SILO PRIME, WE'VE GOT A CODE RED, CODE RED! AUTOBOTS HAVE BEEN CAPTURED!" yelled Long Arm.
"Understood, all remaining Autobots report to Silo's base immediately." Silo's voice said.
Later; all the Autobots were at Silo's base.
Silo looked at his fellow bots.
"Autobots, we're all facing a serious problem. Several hours ago, six of our own were sent on a recon mission to inspect possible Decepticon activity, but shortly arriving at the location, Grimlock, Sideswipe, and Cluster Buster both got trapped and captured by a mysterious person." said Silo.
His fellow bots nodded.
"But who could be capturing Autobots?" said Bulkhead.
"Whoever it is, he or she will be getting some seriously broken arms and legs." said Windblade.
"Could be someone who already does have broken arms and legs." said Cyclone.
Everyone looked at Cyclone.
"It could happen. Besides, wasn't there a universe where one of the greatest allies to the Autobots was a wheelchair bound human?" said Cyclone.
Everyone nodded.
"I can see his point." said Optimus.
"Anyways Autobots, be very cautious, whoever's capturing Autobots may try to capture one of you next." said Silo.
Strongarm approached Long Arm and gave the Autobot the same chunk of metal she got from the cage trap.
Long Arm looked at the metal before scanning it.
"Wow, I've never seen anything like this." said Long Arm.
Everyone nodded.
"This is a mix of many different kinds of alien technology. It's very complicated that there's no knowing who developed this stuff." said Long Arm.
"But who could be going after us?" said Drift.
"Who knows, but one things for certain, whoever it is, he or she will get what's coming to them." said Rodimus.
Meanwhile in some type of chamber; Sideswipe, Grimlock, and Cluster Buster were strapped down to some tables and were trying to shake themselves off.
Grimlock is mad.
"ME GRIMLOCK WILL BREAK FREE!" He shouted.
"You did it again." said Sideswipe.
Grimlock is pissed.
"Son of a bitch." said Grimlock.
"We've all been there buddy." said Cluster.
Grimlock looked at Cluster Buster.
"You to?" said Grimlock.
"No, I was a clueless Decpeticon like you were previously." said Cluster.
Grimlock shook his head.
"Where are we anyways?" said Grimlock.
"No idea Barney." said Cluster.
Grimlock growled in anger.
"ME GRIMLOCK WILL KILL FORMER DECEPTICON!" yelled Grimlock.
He groaned.
"WHY AM I SAYING THAT ALL THE TIME!?" yelled Grimlock.
The group heard some loud booming sounds and saw what looked like a grey T-Rex approaching them.
The group became shocked.
But then the T-Rex transformed into a robot with the body of Beast Wars Megatron, and the head of the Wild Force Power Rangers Megazord.
"Well now, Lord Chumly sure bagged some good traps." the bot said.
Cluster Buster shook his head.
"Predacons, try to be polite to hide their savage nature." said Cluster.
"I take it you're lord Chumly." said Grimlock.
The Predacon chuckled.
"No, he is." the Predacon said before pointing to a very overweight man in a safari suit entering the room.
"T-CLAW, GET ME MORE BUTTER!" the man known as Lord Chumly yelled.
The Predacon now named T-Claw nodded.
"Yes my lord." He said.
T-Claw ran off.
"Huh, a Predacon working for a human, now I've seen everything." said Cluster.
The Autobots glared at Lord Chumly.
"What do you want with us?" Sideswipe.
Chumly chuckled.
"Oh, it ain't you I'm after. I'm after the three Primes on Earth." said Chumly, "I've got plans for them."
He pointed to something.
The Autobots looked at what Chumly was pointing at and saw a picture of Chumly in a British flag like swim shorts.
Grimlock screamed in shock.
"OH GOD, IT'S HORRIBLE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!" yelled Grimlock.
Chumly looked at the photo and shook his head.
"Dammit." said Chumly.
He pulled out a remote and pushed a button on it, making the photo flip into the wall, revealing a frame with three head spots that were each labeled Optimus Prime, Silo Prime, and Rodimus Prime.
Grimlock is shocked.
"That's even worse." said Grimlock.
"Indeed, their heads will make fine additions to my collection." said Chumly.
He then laughed.
T-Claw then appeared with some butter.
"Got the butter my lord." He said.
"Thank you." said Chumly.
He took the butter and ate it all.
The Autobots became disgusted.
Interview Gag
First was Grimlock.
"That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen, who only eats butter?" said Grimlock.
Next was Sideswipe who was puking oil.
Lastly was Cluster Buster who was also puking oil.
End Interview Gag
Sideswipe was still puking lots of oil.
"What, people eat butter, what about that grey furred rabbit roommate of yours." said Chumly.
"He gave that up." said Grimlock.