With Daffy; he was in the mansion living room watching Fox News.
He shook his head.
"Fake news." said Daffy.
He flipped the channel.
It was AFV.
The duck started laughing.
"Oh yeah, this'll be good." said Daffy.
He laughed again.
But he started seeing videos of ducks being assaulted in comical ways.
Daffy became shocked.
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"What, why does everyone hate ducks." said Daffy.
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Daffy groaned.
"This can't possibly get any worse." said Daffy.
"And now, here are videos of rabbits being showered with lots of love and affection." said a voice on the TV.
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"BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!" shouted Daffy pissed.
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"Why, why must people favor rabbits over ducks?" said Daffy.
He heard some chuckling and turned to see Bugs sitting next to him.
He screamed.
"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?" He shouted to his best friend.
Bugs did some thinking.
"How should I put this?" said Bugs.
He smiled.
"When a mommy rabbit and a daddy rabbit love each other very much, they decide to-"Bugs said before being interrupted by Daffy.
"Not that, where'd you come from?" said Daffy.
"The kitchen." said Bugs.
Daffy nodded.
"Okay." said Daffy.
He then got serious.
"But how'd this happen?" said Daffy.
"A very special thanks to Bugs Bunny for giving us the idea to show videos of rabbits being shown lots of love and affection." said the same TV voice.
Daffy is shocked.
"What the?" said Daffy.
Bugs chuckled before looking at the readers.
"Ain't I a stinker?" said Bugs.
However Daffy became mad and grabbed the TV and destroyed it.
"Why you no good." said Daffy.
"What, people love rabbits a lot. In fact, they've been known to keep them as pets, while ducks are hunted." said Bugs, "Also, you're buying the next TV."
Daffy glared at Bugs.
"Oh shut up Bugs, people also hunt rabbits, that's why it's Rabbit season now." said Daffy.
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"Not really, it's actually duck season." said Daffy.
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Then a shot gun was aimed at Bugs, and the gun belonged to Elmer Fudd.
"Say you're prayers wabbit, it's wabbit season." said Elmer.
But Bugs moved the barrel to Daffy.
"Duck season." said Bugs.
Daffy moved the barrel to Bugs.
"Rabbit season." said Daffy.
Bugs moved it back to Daffy.
"Duck season." said Bugs.
Daffy moved it back to Bugs.
"RABBIT SEASON!" yelled Daffy.
Bugs grabbed the barrel before faking moving it to Daffy only to put it in front of himself.
"Rabbit season." said Bugs.
Daffy grabbed the barrel and pulled it towards himself.
"DUCK SEASON, FIRE!" yelled Daffy.
But then Daffy was shot, and when the smoke cleared up, Daffy's bill was around his neck like a dog cone.
Daffy glared at Bugs and put his beak back.
"You're despicable Bugs." He said and stormed off.
Bugs pulled out a carrot and started eating it.
However Daffy grabbed the carrot and threw it in the Fire place.
Bugs rolled his eyes and went to get another carrot but he saw they were all gone.
"I anticipated you would get a carrot so I threw them all away." said Daffy.
Now Bugs is mad.
But then a giant pencil appeared and erased Daffy.
Bugs shook his head.
"Alright wise guy, where am I?" said Daffy's voice.
Then a paint brush appeared and painted Daffy to look like the same strange creature he looked like briefly in Duck Amuck.
"Somehow I don't feel like myself." said Daffy.
Bugs pulled out his phone and flipped it to selfie mode before showing it to Daffy.
Daffy shrieked in shocked.
The duck then glared at the reader.
"YOU KNOW BETTER THEN THAT!" yelled Daffy.
The reader erased Daffy and redrew him as baby Daffy.
Daffy looked around confused.
"Mama." said Daffy.
Bugs just walked off.
Later; Daffy was back to normal and was eating lots of potato chips.
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Daffy was still eating potato chips before burping loudly.
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"Mmm, worth it." said Daffy.
He then saw Bugs was about to exit the mansion.
He was confused.
"Where are you going?" said Daffy.
Bugs looked at his best friend.
"I've got things to do." said Bugs.
Daffy became more confused.
The rabbit just left.
Daffy smirked.
"I'll follow him." He said.
The duck entered the mansion.
Crash entered the room and looked around before jumping on the couch and sat down on it before turning on the TV and began watching the original Transformers cartoon.
The bandicoot sighed.
"Finally, some privacy." said Crash.