Hey all, thanks for visiting my profile!

I'll keep this short and bittersweet: Due to a combination of writer's block, depression, a full-time job and just life in general, I rarely have time or inspiration to write. It just doesn't happen anymore. To all my readers, both long time and new, thank you so much for your continued support. Y'all are the fucking best, you really are, and it makes me so goddamn happy and amazed to see your comments and support even after all these years of inactivity on my part. When I started writing, I never thought I'd even get a single comment on anything I ever wrote, and yet somehow... fuck. Y'all are awesome.

Having said that, this isn't a goodbye, not at all! It's just that updates are so damn few and far in between that it might as well be. I'm still around, still reading, still thinking about writing, and I'll pop in here and there, like a jack-in-the-box or something. So... yeah!

Thanks again y'all. You're the best.

Yours truly,

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P.S.: Here's a few song recommendations for you, some of which include my personal favorites:

"Lyrics Lie", "Summertime Gladness - Tree City Sessions" - Dance Gavin Dance (Anything DGD is absolute BOMB)
"Standstill", "Stay Forever", "Jealous Gods - Alexander Theatre Sessions" - Poets of the Fall
"Take Control", "The Poet and the Muse" - Old Gods of Asgard
"Cochise", "Like A Stone", "Be Yourself", "Shadow on the Sun" - Audioslave (Anything Audioslave really)
"FAUX" - Cryoshell
"Secret Garden", "Blessed Be" - Spiritbox
"The Soft Parade" - The Doors
"Wait a Minute!" - WILLOW
"Nevada (feat. Cozi Zuehlsdorff)" - Vicetone
"Neon - Live at the Nokia Theater", "Edge of Desire" - John Mayer
"Hero" - Jeff Williams
"It's Been A Long, Long Time" - Bing Crosby & Les Paul
"Touch The Sky", "Neon", "I May Fall" - Jeff Williams & Casey Lee Williams
"Scene One - James Dean & Audrey Hepburn", "" - Sleeping With Sirens

On my stories:

Through Fire and Shadow: Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia Crossover. A new idea that's taken root in my head nowadays.

A Single Moment:

Somewhere North of Here: Skyrim fic. And this one will tear through common fanfiction storylines like an Italian woman cussing out an American Tourist (I've actually seen that happen. I couldn't stop laughing for an hour. The best part was, I was a tourist too, and even I knew that the Texan deserved it.). I promised myself that come hell or high water I'd finish it - so I will. Warning: There will be lemons! ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

This Golden Heart of Mine: The 100. I'll admit it - I saw the show (one of the few TV shows I've actually seen) and I fucking loved it. I feel like the series as depicted in the show was lacking in certain areas, like in terms of technology and actual population numbers. Also, Lexa did NOT NEED TO DIE.

UPDATE REGARDING HEROES OF OLYMPUS - RITES OF BLOOD: The administrators of Fanfiction.net have deemed it necessary to remove this story with no appropriate justification. That being said, I'll re-edit it and re-upload it soon, and continue to write it. EDIT:We're going full AU on this one, boys and girls. It'll actually be fun this time!

Heroes of Olympus - Trilogy of Blood: The re-uploaded version of what you just read above.

Harry Potter and the Eleventh Commandment: I'm sorry, I can't write this thing. It's just... I can't. I don't know how to go forwards with it, and every time I make a decision on what to do content-wise I question it less than a second later. I can't finish it because there's no actual story in there. Honestly, I just don't know what to do with the damn thing. Either way, it is SO low on my priority list right now, that I've decided to just ignore it completely. If I get inspiration, yay! If not - well, we'll see. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡 Literally me every time I try to write this damn thing.

Bionicle: Tales of a Cybernetic Human: Dear fucking god what was I thinking just stop no no no (Aaaaand now I'm sad. Because Bionicle has passed away. AGAIN. And I had some okay things planned for this one).

Rising Dawn: A meh Sword-Art Online project about someone logging into the game to save the kids but shit happens. Maybe I'll find a reason to work on it. Funny, the idea nagged me for a long time, but as soon as I started working on it I forgot about it after a while. \_(ツ)_/

The Hindsight of Perception: Attack on Titan project with Pacific Rim elements and Time Travel. No work into this one, reasons are similar to Rising Dawn, though I do think about it every time I get an update from any Attach on Titan story I'm following.

On future crappy ideas I can't get out of my head:

Frequency: An upcoming HP fic based off of the 2000 film of the same name. I've got a plot, and I've got an outline - I just don't have the actual content yet. This fic is also a major contender as to why I feel reluctant to continue the Eleventh Commandment. Please note that I haven't made a decision as to whether I'm actually going to write this or send the outline to various fanfiction authors to see if they can work with it.

Untitled Overwatch project: I've got something planned, but I'd definitely need a Beta for this one. I love the game, and I want to see where Blizzard will go with all the lore and stuff, so I think I'll hold back for a while with this one. I WILL, however, say that if I do something about Overwatch I'd have to mention (REPEATEDLY) how much of a shitty agent Tracer is. Because holy fuck the amount of mistakes her character makes in the Alive Cinematic alone is just ridiculous.

Untitled League of Legends project: Making a story about League of Legends isn't the hard part - it's making a story that makes sense where the challenge lies. I've got friends that say "write a LoL fanfic!" but when I ask for ideas they don't say a word. It's madness - the damn universe has enough content for me to come up with ideas, but they're just that, ideas. Maybe I'll make one-shots or something. Or smutfics. Those seem to get a lot of attention ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)