Hello, my name is Galaxy Girl, and I am a superheroine. And contrary to popular belief, I am still alive!

GG'S ACTIVE FICS:

THE MYSTICAL OBJECT OF FATE: (Summary:) I am making fun of you, Zelda section. An immensely sarcastic send-up of fanfiction, video games, old shows that they cancelled because they hate me, and pop music. Rated PG-13 for minor language, "adult situations" and... stuff. LATEST NEWS: Workin' on it... seriously. D:

NEVER MY DESTINY: (Summary:) Probably the most depressing thing I've ever written, also the first genuine G/I in the whole Zelda section. Seriously. Go check.The tragic love story of Ganondorf and Impa centering around the OoT storyline. Rated PG-13 for angst, violence, and suggestive bits. Hohohoho. LATEST NEWS: I AM WORKING ON THE FINAL CHAPTER. Meanwhile I am also going back through and replacing the old chapters with new content-- you know, stuff that doesn't suck. Keep an eye out for NMD: REDUX.

Wow. You people have been reading my ridiculous crap for over five years now, according to the date up there. That's... shocking. Thanks for not tracking me down and turning me into the Idiot Police a long time ago! (There's an in-joke nobody's gonna get.)

Let's get real here... most of the unfinished stuff is probably gonna stay that way, though I'm dabbling in and out of some of the old ones every so often. The fact is it's been so long my modern style wouldn't mesh with some of the older pieces, unfortunately.

Those of you wondering where the heck I've been may care to go find me in the Kingdom Hearts section of this very website-- I've been working on a multi-chapter comedy epic over there and I will get back to work on my Zelda stuff as soon as it's done. Which will be not far from now, believe it or not.

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~HEY HERE'S SOME OTHER GOOD STUFF TO READ WHEN YOU'RE DONE HERE~

http:///fanfic/view_st.php/22407/ : Hey, Ocarina. C-c-c-can't can't stop the beat!

http://www.fictionpress.com/~galaxygirl : I think you can guess who wrote all that garbage.

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~GG'S VITAL STATS~
Pen Name: Galaxy Girl
Nicknames: GG, Chim-Chim, GGriffic, Gee-Gee, GG-sama, G Squared, GGru, Gyuna, Gutena, Darth Hibachi, The Cartoonist.
Age: 19
Occupation: Comedy writer (sometimes drama), college student
Current Location: Up a tree in Colorado, USA.
Pets: Two dogs and two cats
Loves Sincerely: Writing, drawing, anime and manga, video games, classic rock, junk food, fencing
Hates With A Passion: Spam (the email, not the food), Fritos, keyboard dialogue (how r u omgwtflolbbq), rap/hip hop music, death metal, militant purist geeks

Music: The Beatles, Queen, Barenaked Ladies, Sonata Arctica, Nightwish, classical
TV: Arrested Development, Firefly, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Whose Line, Freakazoid and retro Nickelodeon.
Movies: Young Frankenstein, anything by Mel Brooks, Moulin Rouge, Count of Monte Christo, Underworld
Anime: Bubblegum Crisis 2040, Nadesico, Blue Seed, Utena, Full Metal Alchemist, Princess Tutu, assorted things.
Manga: Violinist of Hameln, Groove Adventure Rave/Ravemaster, Sorcerer Hunters
Books: Discworld, HG2G, Harry Potter, Captain Underpants. BEST BOOK EVER: "Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.
Games: Legend of Zelda, Final Fantasy (X), Jak and Daxter series, Harvest Moon, Resident Evil 4, Katamari Damacy, Kingdom Hearts
Genres: Comedy, drama laced with comedy, romance laced with comedy, shounen
These Things Suck: OOC, 90 percent of slash, Mary-Sues, pissy purist fanchildren, self-insertion (hahaha the hypocrisy).