In Jessica Cruz's apartment; Meek was sleeping in his bed when the alarm clock started ringing.
The meerkat groaned and turned off the clock.
He sat on his bed groaning.
"What a night." said Meek.
He got out of bed stretching.
He yawned again.
"Well, better get to work." said Meek.
He walked out of the bedroom.
Later; he, Jessica in her lantern outfit, and Miss Martian were walking into the Bounty Cave.
Miss Martian yawned.
"Yeesh, these nights are not doing any good for my beauty sleep." said Miss Martian.
"Obviously." said Jessica.
"We'll worry about that later, let's just teleport to the Watchtower and figure out what we'll be assigned to." said Meek.
The group stopped next to the Bounty Mobile and gasped in shock.
They saw lots of beer bottles all over the floor, leftover pizza boxes, and a bunch of other trash.
"Jesus, looks like a tornado hit." said Jessica.
"And we're not even in tornado country." said Miss Martian.
"What happened here?" said Meek.
He then saw a very ratty looking AP sitting on a table watching Suspicion Island on a smartphone.
The puppet laughed.
"How do people come up with this stuff?" said AP.
This shocked the heroes.
"PRESIDENT ATOMIC PUPPET!" They shouted shocked.
The former president looked at his fellow leaguers and glared at them.
"Close the door, I can't afford to heat up the whole world." said AP.
"AP, this is my cave. You ain't even paying for it." said Meek.
"Aw who cares? I lost my reelection anyways." AP said before grabbing a bottle of beer and popped the top before he somehow began drinking it.
This confused Meek.
Interview Gag
"How is a puppet even doing that?" said Meek.
End Interview Gag
"What're you even doing here anyways?" said Jessica.
"I've been living here since I lost the election." said AP.
"And the security system didn't go off because?" said Meek.
"I shut it off because the sound it made was really annoying." said AP.
"Well no wonder I'm missing a laptop from in here." said Meek.
"Does Joey Felt even know you're in here?" said Miss Martian.
"Nah, I lost touch with him after I was kicked out of the white house. Do me a solid and not tell him that I've been spending months in another heroes cave, I'll be a laughing stock to the superhero community." said AP.
Meek was using his smartphone and looked up in shock.
"Huh, you say something? I was just putting a post on Facebook on how the former president is living in my superhero cave." said Meek.
A chiming sound was heard and the meerkat looked at his phone.
"And there's been private message replies from Joey and his girlfriend Pauline saying how shocked they are by this revelation and that they're on their way." said Meek.
AP groaned.
"Fuck. I'm to boozed up to show myself right now." said AP, "When will they show?"
"We are already here AP." said a familiar voice.
Meek became shocked and he screamed as he saw Joey and his girlfriend behind him.
"HOW DID YOU TWO GET IN HERE!?" shouted Meek in shocked voice.
"By way of garage entryway. Are you aware that your security cameras are turned off?" said Pauline.
"Yeah, I picked that up." said Meek.
"I shut them off to keep from being discovered." said AP.
He grabbed another bottle of booze and started drinking it.
"How's he even drinking?" said Joey.
"I don't know, how can a ventriloquist dummy be speaking if it's ventriloquist is drinking water?" said Miss Martian.
"They're really good at their jobs." said Meek, "It's all an act."
AP became shocked.
"What, those dummies don't really speak, it's their puppeteers?" AP said before becoming mad, "Sounds like they should be..."
Everyone looked at the puppet in interest.
AP then smiled.
"ON SUSPICION ISLAND!" yelled AP.
Everyone fell anime style.
The group then stood up.
"This guy is really plowed. Better do something about it and get him out." said Miss Martian.
"No, no, I'm good here. I won't be in the way of anything the meerkat does." said AP.
He drank another bottle of beer.
"Now come on, let's do something illegal like impersonating an officer." said AP.
"I'll have you know that something similar happened once." said Meek.
Flashback
In a police academy some time before meeting Eddy and taking part in Total Drama The Ridonculous Race; Sanders was in a bed talking to someone who snuck into the room.
"Are you crazy, impersonating a cop recruit?" said Sanders.
"Come on, it'll be fun." said the other person.
"Illegal is more like it. It's so illegal that you can get into trouble just for listening to someone talking about impersonating an officer." Sanders said while everyone in the room and outside the room was listening in without her knowing about it.
The cadets quickly went to bed.
End Flashback
"I saw the film Let's Be Cops." said Joey.
"Isn't that film R rated?" said Jessica.
"Yeah, but that's seriously a good movie. Especially Rob Riggle." said Joey.
"Enjoyed him in The Lorax." said Pauline.
"That film sucked, and so does Danny Devito." said AP.
The Lorax gasped, Swackhammer gasped, Vincent van Trash gasped, Frank Reynolds gaped, Phil who's chasing a girl stopped and gasped, Officer Roy Goodbody who arrested Dark Kat gasped, Dorgle gasped, Max Medici gasped, Harry Wormwood gasped, a dog who is pooping stopped and gasped, the bald Eagle heard this stopped and fell, the earth stopped moving.
AP was confused,
"Ok why did most of the characters Danny DeVito played gasped?" He asked.
"Because both the main author and co author really like Danny Devito." said Miss Martian, "Especially when he was Arnold Schwartzanagger's twin brother and got him pregnant."
AP winced in shock.
"Don't worry, it's not what you think." said Miss Martian.
AP simply got ready to drink another bottle of beer.
"Who cares, Arnold Schwartzanagger sucks and so does his movies." said AP.
Terminator gasped in shock, Hercules(Arnold Schwartzanagger) gasped, Mr Freeze(Batman and Robin movie) gasped, Prince Hapi gasped, a Bragle who's peeing stopped and gasped, 2 Corviknight who were flying stopped and fell, the Earth stopped moving.
Joey grabbed the bottle of beer and bonked AP on the head.
"OW!" He shouted.
"You've got to get back out there." said Joey.
AP tried to stand up, but couldn't.
"No, no, I'm already sitting. To much work." said AP.
Everyone groaned.
"Lazy bastard." said Pauline.
"Well I'm out of here, might as well just go home and watch some of the Snydercut of Justice League." said Joey.
Pauline.
"I'm all there." said Pauline.
She and Joey grabbed hands before leaving the cave.
AP groaned.
"Who cares, Flash sucked in both." He said.
Regular Justice League Flash gasped, Snydercut of Justice League Flash gasped, Arrowverse Flash gasped, Animated Justice League Flash Gasped, BIZARRO FLASH gasped, Bart Allen (Smallville) gasped, THE FLASH (1990) gasped, a Dodrio dressed as Flash gasped, Pikachu dressed as Flash gasped, a dog who's peeing stopped and gasped the Road Runner stopped and gasped before being grabbed by Wile E Coyote, the earth stopped moving.
Meek pulled out a taser and zapped AP before he passed out.
His two female roommates looked at him.
"What, the booze was talking." said Meek.