In the Bounty Cave; AP was watching Green Eggs and Ham while drinking lots of booze.
"COME ON WITH THE SECOND SEASON ALREADY!" yelled AP.
He then grumbled.
"Why, why won't the second season come out yet?" said AP.
"Pandemic." said Meek.
AP Glared at Meek.
"THATS IT, I'M GETTING ANOTHER BEER MYSELF!" He shouted and somehow wandered off.
Meek chuckled and sat down on the chair AP was sitting on before he resumed watching Green Eggs and Ham.
The meerkat gasped in shock.
"No, Sam was working for Snerz the whole time? How did I not see that coming after the 8th time?" said Meek.
Interview Gag
"I did see it coming after the 8th time. I figured that Sam was lying about himself since the episode he and Guy tried to fly away on the Chickaraffe." said Meek.
End Interview Gag
"Well, time for the episode where the Badguys are revealed to actually be part of a law enforcment agency." said Meek.
Interview Gag
"Yeah I'm still shocked by that no matter HOW many times I saw it, I'M STILL SHOCKED BY THAT, THEY LOOKED LIKE BAD GUYS!" said Meek.
End Interview Gag
Meek was laughing his head off to the show when he heard a clanging sound.
The meerkat became confused and paused the TV show before walking off.
He exited the cave and looked around.
But then he was hit in the face by a shovel before passing out.
The unconscious meerkat was then dragged off.
Back in the cave; AP returned to the chair with a bottle of beer.
He sighed.
"Yeesh, it's getting harder and harder to get what you want." said AP.
He looked at the TV and shook his head.
"Great, missed the ending to the episode where Guy reunites with his family." said AP, "Well, nothing Meek cant fix."
He cleared his throat.
"MEEK, CHANGE THE EPISODE BACK TO THE PREVIOUS ONE!" yelled AP.
However Meek didn't answer.
AP became confused.
"Meek? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" yelled AP.
But there was still no answer.
AP became Super Puppet Pissed.
"WHY ISN'T ANYONE ANSWERING!?" yelled AP.
Then a brick with a note hit his head.
"OW!" yelled AP.
He then realizes something.
"Wait I'm a puppet, how does that hurt me?" He asked.
He shrugged it off and saw the brick before removing the note on it.
"I've got your friends, if you want to see them alive, come to my cave. Your friendly neighborhood assassin, Swiss Army." said AP.
He did some thinking before crumbling up the paper and tossed it.
"Unable to do anything at this point, so back to the show." said AP.
He continued watching Green Eggs and Ham as Jessica and Miss Martian appeared in the cave.
The two girls looked around.
"Hey AP Where's Meek?" asked Jessica.
AP scoffed.
"Hell if I know, I just got a note from some wack job named Swiss Army saying he kidnapped Him along with Joey & Paula." said AP.
This caused the two to become shocked.
"What?" said Miss Martian.
"And you didn't do anything because?" said Jessica.
"I was busy watching Green Eggs and Ham. Can you believe that a mouse was arrested for stealing a crumb of cheese, what is this, Communist Russia?" said AP.
He then looked at the girls and saw they were flaming mad and their eyes were all white with no pupils.
The puppet screamed in shock.
"YOU'RE THE MOST SELFISH HERO EVER!" yelled Jessica.
"No I ain't." said AP.
"You care only about your self image." said Miss Martian.
AP pulled out a whip and whipped at the two.
"Back, back you demons." said AP.
However Miss Martian punched AP.
"You're the real demon." said Miss Martian, "You nearly ran the country to the ground."
"I was an awesome president who was unfairly voted out of the White house." said AP.
"Doesn't help much that you're from Canada and that only American born citizens can become president of the United States." said Jessica.
Everyone looked at the lantern in confusion.
"I took politics in collage." said Jessica.
AP then became mad.
"OK WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY: THAT I WASNT THAT GOOD, THAT I COUDNT NOT KEEP SOME OF MY PROMISES EVEN THOUGH I TRIES, THAT I SPENT FOUR YEARS IGNORING MY FRIENDS AND BECAME SELFISH!" screamed AP mad
"You said it, not us." said Miss Martian.
AP groaned in annoyance.
Interview Gag
First was Jessica.
"I took a lot of classes in high school before becoming a Green Lantern." said Jessica.
Next was AP who was sobbing non stop.
"Why, I was a great president, and this whole thing is unfair, why?" said AP.
Lastly was Miss Martian.
She shook her head.
"He was in way over his head." said Miss Martian.
End Interview Gag
"So what if it wasn't the best time of my life, it was still an honor running an entire country." said AP.
"I'm sure it was." said Miss Martian.
AP sighed.
"I'm very useless, I'm no hero, I can't even hero up without Joey." said AP.
Now the girls felt bad.
"You don't need to have powers to be a hero, you just need a big heart." said Jessica.
AP shook his head.
"I don't have a heart anymore, I'm a puppet, puppet's don't have internal organs." said AP.
"I didn't mean that literally." said Jessica.
AP shook his head.
"Whatever, you're going to help me save Joey by putting me on over your head." said AP.
Jessica did some thinking before firing some green energy from her ring at AP, knocking him into a wall.
Interview Gag
"I swear, people underestimate Green Lanterns all the time." said Jessica.
End Interview Gag
AP is mad.
"WHAT!" He shouted.
Jessica is mad.
"Why the hell would I help you after all the things you said?" demanded Jessica.
AP sighed before looking at Jessica with cute puppy dog eyes.
"Pretty please with sugar on top?" said AP.
Jessica sighed.
"Well I have always wondered what it would be like with your powers." said Jessica.
AP nodded.
"Alright then." said AP.
He jumped on Jessica's right hand before giving her a maid outfit.
The human lantern noticed it and shrieked in shock.
AP noticed as well.
"Whoops." said AP.
"This is a racial stereotype." said Jessica.
"Aren't you Puerto Rican/Latina?" said AP.
"Yes I am." said Jessica.
Then the maid clothes changed to the Atomic Puppet garb.
Jessica smiled.
"Feels good." said Jessica.
"Onward." said AP.
The two flew off.
Miss Martian looked around confused.
"Do people always forget about me?" said Miss Martian.
She shrugged and went to the tv.
She then gasped in shock.
"The Badguys are actually a law enforcement agency?" said Miss Martian, "How do I keep on forgetting about that every time I watch this show?"