In Swiss Army's cave; the cyborg assassin was sharpening up an axe that came from his right arm as Joey, Pauline, and Meek were sitting in cages.
Meek was currently playing a harmonica.
But Swiss Army took the harmonica away and chopped it in half.
"There is to be no blues music as long as your my prisoners." said Swiss Army.
Meek glared at his arch nemesis.
"Everyone's a critic." said Meek.
"But this critic is a nut job." said Pauline.
Joey nodded.
"More of a nut then that one newt king who literally stabbed Marcy Wu in the back?" said Joey.
A ringing sound was heard and Joey pulled out his phone before putting it to his head.
"Hello?" said Joey.
A hand with an arm mounted cross bow appeared and shot an arrow at Joey who moved out of the way very quickly.
The middle schooler shrieked in shock as the arrow bounced all over the room.
"Well, at least he didn't take an arrow to the knee." said Meek.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK!" A Voice shouted.
Everyone looked at the screen and saw it was Jerry from Parks and Recreations who got hit by the arrow.
"Yeesh." said Meek.
Outside Swiss Army's cave; Jessica and AP appeared outside the entrance.
"So this is Swiss Army's home." said AP.
"Yep, living under a rock, literally, but he knows of everything that goes on." said Jessica.
"What, he's got wifi in that place?" said AP.
"Pretty much." said Jessica.
The heroes got serious.
"Onward." said AP.
The two flew into the cave.
Back in the cave; Swiss Army was holding a DVD copy of the Green Eggs and Ham show.
"You see this, this is very evil of Netflix and Warner Brothers, releasing a show on a streaming platform on DVD." said Swiss Army.
Meek leaned over to Pauline and Joey's cages.
"Should we even tell him about Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts?" Meek whispered.
The two humans nodded.
"I FUCKING HATE SHOWS WITH LGBT REPRESENTATION!" yelled Swiss Army.
Then the Atomic Puppet appeared and punched the cyborg assassin across the face really hard.
"NO ONE DISSES SHOWS WITH LGBT REPRESENTATION!" shouted Atomic Puppet.
Swiss Army growled in anger.
"What Jessica, the ring wasn't enough that you're now going for other people's powers?" said Swiss Army.
Jessica groaned.
"It's only temporary." said Jessica.
Swiss Army turned his right hand into a blaster before firing some rounds at the two heroes.
But they flew away avoiding each blast.
"Nice try Grievous Wannabe but we are tough." said AP.
Jessica looked at AP.
"Grievous Wannabe?" She asked.
Swiss Army turned his blaster back into a hand before punching the ground really hard, making a shockwave that knocked Jessica off the ground and knocked AP out of her hand, turning them both back to normal.
AP then flew towards Joey's cage before the middle schooler stuck his hand out as the puppet fell into it.
The two then busted out of the cage.
"FREEDOM!" yelled Joey.
He flew to Swiss Army and started battling him.
"Of course, leave us in here to fend for ourselves after our costumes were taken." said Pauline.
"Eh, I came prepared." said Meek.
He stuck his tongue out, revealing a miniature version of the MCU Ant Man suit, but it was purple.
The meerkat removed the suit and tapped it before it grew to his size.
Pauline whistled.
"Nice." said Pauline.
"Yeah, but the only draw back is that it can only shrink and grow to size." said Meek.
Swiss Army turned both his hands into swords and started slashing at the two uncaged heroes.
"Not even the former president can stop me." said Swiss Army.
"Oh I can, and I will." said AP.
Meek had managed to slip into his backup suit before shrinking down to ant size and jumped out of his cage and over to Pauline's cage, but nearly fell to the ground, only to be grabbed by the middle schooler girl.
"Got you." said Pauline.
She held Meek towards the lock, revealing that it was a dial lock.
Meek groaned.
"My old nemesis, dial locks." said Meek.
He stuck his head to the lock and moved it around.
The heroes kept on fighting Swiss Army as Meek was still trying to unlock the lock, but the noise was getting to him.
"I can't even do anything because of all this noise." said Meek.
"Hang on." Pauline said before yelling at the others, "QUIET!"
Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at the others in shock.
Jessica punched Swiss Army across the face.
Meek kept on spinning the dial around before a clicking sound was heard, making him smile.
"Got it." said Meek.
Jessica, Joey, and AP continued battling Swiss Army like nothing happened.
Meek managed to remove the lock before Pauline's cage opened up.
He tossed the lock and jumped off Pauline's hand as she escaped the cage.
Pauline smiled.
"Freedom." said Pauline.
Meek regrew to regular size before taking off the back up suit and shrunk it down.
He then grabbed his chest plate before slamming it on his chest as his armor appeared around him.
The meerkat charged towards Swiss Army and kicked him across the face.
Swiss Army growled in anger before firing some rounds at Meek, but each round stored kinetic energy in his armor.
The meerkat jumped towards Swiss Army before punching him, releasing all the kinetic energy and sent the cyborg assassin crashing into a wall.
But he survived and ran towards the heroes.
Luckily Joey kicked him in the balls.
The cyborg groaned in pain before the preteen grabbed Swiss Army's head and ripped it off, making his entire body drop to the ground.
Joey then dropped the severed head.
"Whoo, that felt great." said AP.
Joey removed AP from his hand as the two reverted to normal.
"Easy for you to say, you didn't just pull off a head ripped fatality from those Mortal Kombat video games." said Joey.
AP blew a raspberry and looked at his best friend.
"Still felt good being back in action." said AP.
"So what now?" said Pauline.
"Now, I'm going to buy back my hideout, and go back to being a superhero." said AP.
He hopped out of the cave as Jessica flew out as well.
Joey walked over to the exit and looked around.
"Clear." said Joey.
Meek pulled out a huge wad of cash before setting it down next to Swiss Army's body.
Swiss Army groaned and his body got up before putting his head back in place.
"Jesus, there's got to be a better way to make things convincing." said Swiss Army.
"The head ripped fatality from those Mortal Kombat video games wasn't all that convincing?" said Pauline.
"Oh trust me it was but seriously, I can't believe you all talked me into helping you." said Swiss Army and sighed, "I hope that Puppet doesn't find out."
"Don't worry, I texted Jessica everything that happened before they showed up here. She won't spill the beans." said Meek.
But then a jar of beans spilled onto the floor.
"I meant that as a figure of speech, not like in the last episode of Green Eggs and Ham." said Meek.
"Eh, people mostly think things mean a figure of speech at times." said Joey.
"I hear that." said Pauline.
Everyone started laughing.
The four stopped laughing.
"So what now?" said Joey.
"Now." Swiss Army said before turning his right hand into a Gatling gun and aimed it at the heroes, "YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAVE, OR I'LL BLAST YOUR FUCKING HEADS OFF!"
"ARMY!" yelled his drone wife's voice.
Swiss Army shrieked before walking off.
"Coming dear." said Swiss Army.
"And that is why you never marry a computer of any kind." said Meek.