At the McDuck Mall; a man was massaging another man on a master massage chair.
Crash walked by the whole thing before returning and saw the whole thing.
The man on the chair got up as the other finished up before walking off.
The bandicoot pulled out some money and gave it to the massager.
"One please." said Crash.
He lied down on the chair as the man pocketed the money and started massaging Crash.
The bandicoot sighed as he stuck out his tongue.
King appeared and saw the whole thing.
He was confused.
"Yeesh, people actually pay for that stuff?" said King.
He shook his head.
But Crash nodded.
"Yep, but it's worth it." said Crash.
Interview Gag
King did some thinking.
"Could I go for that." said King.
End Interview Gag
Later; King was in a store checking out a massage table.
He smiled at one.
"This one seems nice." said King.
He then lied down on the table face through the hole.
King smiled.
"Nice." said King.
He got up and sat on the table.
"I'll take this." said King.
He then saw something else.
It was a master massage chair.
King became shocked and smiled and went to it and saw the price and his eyes popped out in shock.
"Jesus that's spendy." said King.
He did some thinking.
"Maybe I should get both." He said.
Later; he walked out of the store with a u-boat holding both things.
"Worth it." said King.
He then looked around.
"Now to find a building to rent." He said.
He did some thinking.
He then smiled.
Later; he was at a building talking to a female realtor.
"Okay, so that's about 800 dollars a month, electricity included, plus free WIFI for those in the waiting room." said the realtor.
King nodded.
"Okay, I hear that." said King.
The realtor then turned to another part of the building.
"It also has a great view and is good for a food stand." She said.
"Nice." said King.
He turned to her.
"I'll take it." said King.
The Real Estate Agent smiled.
"Good to know." said the realtor.
She gave King a deed.
King smiled.
"Perf." said King.
He then looked at the realtor.
"For that I'll give you the first one free when I open." said King.
"Good to know." said the realtor.
She then left.
Later; King was finishing up setting up his new business which was called King's Massage Service.
King smiled.
"Now to hire some people." He said, "Or creatures in this city's case."
The demon did some thinking.
Later there was a line outside filled with all kinds of creatures.
King saw the whole thing and became shocked.
"Yikes." said King.
He then sighed.
"Looks like I've got work to do." said King.
He then got serious.
"Ok first one come up." He said.
First it was Pearl Krabs.
The demon became shocked.
"Oh you've got to be kidding me." said King.
"I don't got all day." said Pearl.
"I'll be working on you all day." said King.
A rim shot was heard followed by canned laughter.
Pearl simply entered the massage parlor.
King shivered in fear.
Interview Gag
"I'm going to be haunted for life." said King.
End Interview Gag
King was on Pearl's back looking at her.
"Come on." said Pearl.
"Give me a minute woman." said King.
He pulled out a tiny lawn mower and turned it on before moving it across the whales back.
The demon started humming.
"Oh yeah, that feels good." said Pearl, "A little lower."
King nodded.
"As you wish." said King.
He then sighed.
"I should hire help." He spoke.
He did some thinking.
The demon then pulled out his smartphone and posted an ad online that said 'Massuses wanted at King's Massage Service. No experience needed, must work cheap.'
"I'll work for ya." said Pearl.
King quickly typed down 'No Teenagers'.
Pearl is mad.
"Come on, Does it matter if it's a adult or teenager?" asked Pearl.
King thought about it and realized she's right. "Good point." He said and typed: Part time for Teenagers.
He then became confused.
"Wait a minute, how do you even know what I'm typing down despite having your head in the hole? Are you on your phone?" said King.
"I know when someone's on the phone, call it a 6th sense." She said.
But it turned out she was on her phone and spying on everything King was typing.
King nodded.
"I see, well I'll hire you, but for extremely tough customers like rock people or Kryptonians." said King.
Pearl became deadpanned.
"You're kidding right, Kryptonians? I'd need some kryptonite for that, or even magic." said Pearl.
King then dropped some kryptonite made gauntlets on the floor.
Pearl is shocked.
"Okay then." said Pearl.
Later; King had finished up with Pearl and the massage parlor was closing.
King sighed.
"Whew, that took a lot out of me." said King.
He pulled out his phone and did some work on it.
He smiled.
"Tomorrow should be better." said King.
He put his phone away.