The next day; King returned to his massage parlor and opened the shop.
"Another day, another time making money." said King.
He turned on every light in the parlor before he stretched his arms.
The demon jumped up on a waiting room table as Pearl appeared in the building.
She smiled.
"I'm here." said Pearl.
"Oh thank goodness, it's a mess." said King.
"You're just opening up." said Pearl.
King looked at Pearl.
"I know, still a mess." said King.
"Maybe you should hire more help." suggested Pearl.
"I was thinking that." said King.
He pulled out his phone and looked at it.
"Nothing yet." said King.
Just then the door opened confusing King and it was one of Belos's minions: Steve.
The demon shook his head.
"Of course." said King.
Steve looked around.
"How do people from the Boiling Isles keep showing up here from left to right?" said King.
Pearl became confused.
"Boiling Isles?" said Pearl.
"That's where I'm from woman. What, you as stupid as a feline and canine conjoined twins?" said King.
With CatDog; they were walking down the sidewalks of Toon City before stopping in shock.
"I don't know why Dog, but I think we should kill King tonight." said Cat.
Dog looked at Cat.
"I agree Cat." said Dog.
Back at the massage parlor.
King was looking at a employee list.
"Ok Steve what are you doing here?" He asked.
"I'm here for a job, just because I'm a guard but I want a side one." said Steve.
King shook his head.
"Moon lighters." said King.
"Don't worry, I won't tell Emperor Belos where you are." added Steve.
"I'd hope not." said King.
Later; the group was sitting in the waiting room waiting.
"GIVE US SERVICE ALREADY!" yelled King.
Pearl cringed.
"That ain't going to help." said Pearl.
However help arrives.
"Wow, that actually worked." said King.
Pearl nodded.
"Yeah, weird." said Pearl.
"We got your ad online." said one of the people who showed.
"What do you need us to do?" asked a female.
"Just wait till someone comes here to get service." said King.
Everyone groaned in annoyance.
Interview Gag
"Well this sucks, just got here and we're told to wait for work." said the same female.
End Interview Gag
Everyone was still waiting.
Just then Eda came in and she was impressed.
"Nice, now if only you got some clients who think that getting a massage isn't a waste of time." said Eda.
King nodded.
"I know, that's the plan." said King.
"Anyway I'm here for a Massage." She said.
King sighed.
"Finally." said King.
He turned to Pearl.
"We've got work." said King.
Later; Eda without any clothes on was lying face down on a table as King was massaging her back.
"Is this really necessary having to get massaged without any clothes?" said Eda.
"Of course it is, if you wanted a massage or adjustment with your clothes on, then you should have went to a chiropractor. MacArthur's a chiropractor." said King.
"She's unlicensed." said Eda.
With MacArther she was walking when she stopped.
"I don't know why but I think I'll rip Eda's head off." She said.
Back at King's parlor; Pearl was softly massaging Eda's back as King was massaging Eda's feet.
Eda smiled.
"This is good." she said.
"It should feel good, you've used me as a foot massager." said King.
"You're so cute and fluffy." said Eda.
On Hawaii; Stitch was lifting lots of weights before dropping them in shock.
"Meega not know why, but meega rip ugly hags head off." said Stitch.
Back at the massage parlor.
Pearl was still massaging Eda's back.
She smiled.
"This feels good." said Eda.
"We better get a big tip." Muttered King.
Eda glared at King.
"Oh you'll get a big tip if I don't lose any of my body parts after I stand up." said Eda.
King nodded.
"I'll make sure of it." said King.
Eda just smiled.
"Good." said Eda.
Pearl got a face mask for Eda.
"Now for this." said Pearl.
She placed the face mask on the witch's face.
"That feels good." said Eda.
"Just keep it on for a while and then remove it." said Pearl.
Eda nodded.
"Okay." said Eda.
"It'll make you look younger." said Pearl.
"I'm already foxy, this just seems redundant." said Eda.
Pearl smirked.
"All the women are doing this." said Pearl.
Eda did some thinking.
"Really?" said Eda.
Pearl nodded.
"Yes, yes they are." She said.
"Nice." said Eda.
"It is." said Pearl.
Later; Eda was walking out of the massage parlor.
She smiled.
"Worth it." said Eda.
King, Pearl, and Steve saw the whole thing.
Steve sighed.
"Well, this won't bold well for Belos if he gets word about this." said Steve.
"Don't worry, he won't know. Doesn't know much about what goes on on Earth anyways." said Pearl.
"Pandemic, violence against Asians, the cop who killed George Floyd being found guilty on three counts of murder, half the population being vaccinated." said King.
Steve became shocked.
"Yikes, I chose a bad time to come here." said Steve.
King groaned.
"And half the population being vaccinated. Sheesh, weren't you listening?" said King.
"No." said Steve.
Interview Gag
"Typical." said King.
End Interview Gag
"Well who's next?" said Steve.
It was Polly Planter.
"Get this over with, I've got a busy schedule." said Polly.
King became confused.
"A tadpole? They're just a dot, how am I going to massage that?" said King.
Polly glared at King.
"Hey I'm getting my legs soon so just DO IT OR I WILL PUNCH YOU SO HARD YOUR SKULL WILL MELT!" shouted Polly.
Interview Gag
King was shivering in fear.
"She scares me." said King.
Next was Pearl.
"Almost seems like it could be easy." said Pearl.
Lastly was Steve.
"What's a tadpole?" said Steve.
End Interview Gag
"By the time this fanfic is released, you'll probably already have your legs." said King.
Polly blew a raspberry.
"We don't know that." She said.
"Neither does the co author, but the main one already has a feeling." said Pearl.
She pulled out a smartphone and did some work on it.
King shook his head.
"Teenagers." said King.