King walked out of his massage parlor before pulling out a brownie and started eating it.
"Worth it." said King.
He continued eating the brownie as Pearl and Steve appeared with huge sandwiches.
Pearl smiled.
"I really enjoy having a job. Sure beats the last job I had working for a very old fish who somehow reminds me of Betty White." said Pearl.
Steve became confused.
"Who the hell is Betty White?" said Steve.
"A national Treasure." said King. "She's funny and played some rolls, including Pearl's boss."
Pearl became shocked.
"Oh, so that's why she sounded so familiar." said Pearl.
King nodded.
"That's right Pearl." said King.
Someone came in and is mad.
"AH BETTY WHITE SUCKS!" He shouted.
King gasped, Pearl Gasped, Senator Bessie Adams gasped, Martha Wilson gasped, Grammy Norma gasped, Professor June Bauer gasped, Pearl's old boss Beatrice gasped, a Dog who was peeing stopped and gasped, threw doves stopped & Gasped & Fell and the earth stopped moving.
"Oh hell no." said King.
"Someone's going to die." said Pearl.
Steve got a chain saw out.
"I'm prepared." said Steve.
Everyone looked at Steve.
"What, no one disses a celebrity and gets away with it alive." said Steve.
King nodded at that point.
"Agreed." King and Pearl said.
A whistling sound was heard.
"Okay, breaks over." said King.
The group entered the building.
Later; King was massaging a very ticklish Daffy Duck.
Daffy laughed.
King groaned.
"Why?" said King.
"IM TICKLISH YOU CUBONE WANNABE!" He shouted.
King pulled out a shot gun.
"I AM NOT A CUBONE WANNABE!" yelled King.
He then fired a round at Daffy's face.
But Daffy survived and his bill just fell off.
Daffy groaned and put his bill back in place.
"Not the first time that's happened." said Daffy.
King shot Daffy again, but the bill was now on the ducks tail feathers.
"HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!" shouted the Bill on the tail.
Daffy grabbed his bill and put it back in place.
But King took it again and placed it in a cannon and shot it and it went into outer space.
The duck walked off.
"I want a refund." said Daffy.
"Never." said King.
He then realized something.
"Wait how are ya still talking?" He asked.
"My bill's detatchable." said Daffy, "I thought you knew."
Interview Gag
"I never knew that." said King.
End Interview Gag
Later; Steve was giving a massage to Bugs.
He then started massaging the rabbits ears.
Bugs smiled.
"Oh yeah, that feels good." said Bugs.
Steve nodded.
"I hear that." said Steve.
With Pearl she was massaging Lola.
"Oh yeah, this is definitely worth the spa day." said Lola.
"It's a massage parlor." said Pearl.
"What's the difference?" said Lola.
Interview Gag
"I really don't know the difference, must have the same thing." said Lola.
End Interview Gag
Pearl shook her head.
"Blondes." said Pearl.
"Aren't you blonde?" said Lola.
Next King was with Lola Bunny.
"How are you enjoying the massage?" said King.
Lola Bunny smiled.
"It's going good." said Lola.
King nodded.
"Good to hear." said King.
With Steve; he was giving Poison Ivy a massage.
"I don't know why I'm doing this, you're a villain." said Steve.
"I had a coupon." said Ivy.
With Pearl; she was with Harley Quinn all versions.
Pearl shook her head.
"Oh, why did I agree to this one?" said Pearl.
"Because we pay big." said BTBATB(Batman The Brave and the Bold) Harley Quinn.
BTAS(Batman the Animated Series) Harley Quinn nodded.
Pearl shook her head.
"Well it can't be worse then that Amphibia season two cliffhanger where Marcy-"Pearl said before a ringing sound was heard.
The whale pulled out a smartphone and put it to her head.
"Hello?" said Pearl.
Then a fist emerged from the phone before punching the whale across her face.
"No spoilers." Marcy's voice said before the phone hung up.
But then the phone rang again and Pearl pushed the accept icon.
"Hello?" said Pearl.
"Also, if what you were about to say would happen to me in Amphibia did happen, who cares, I'll still be around in this series no matter what since the main author really enjoys me and doesn't want anything bad to happen to me." Marcy's voice said before the phone hung up again.
Pearl looked at the readers shocked.
"Boy, that was harsh." said Pearl.
She put her phone away.
She then smiled.
"Now where were we?" said Pearl.
"You nearly spoiled the Amphibia season 2 cliffhanger." said Harley Quinn Harley.
Pearl nodded.
"Yeah, I'm not doing that." said Pearl.
The Batman Harley nodded.
"Pearls right, besides like the Co Author I don't trust that Newt King." She said.
"I actually liked him." said DCAFU Harley Quinn.
Everyone stared at her in confusion.
"Shouldn't you be dead and erased from existence?" said JLA (Justice League Action) Harley Quinn.
DCAFU Harley Quinn sighed.
"Don't ask." said DCAFU Harley.