Hermione was spending her first night at the Potters. She had started dating Harry a few months prior and his parents had invited her to come stay a week at Potter Manor during the Summer Holidays. Both she and Harry had been overjoyed to spend part of the holidays together.

Hermione just didn't think she would come to regret it the moment she woke up the next morning.

After spending near an hour chatting with the Potters, she and Harry had gone to sleep but not before kissing each other good night. Hermione had spent a fabulous night. The bed was super comfortable and she had dreamed of her and Harry doing... things.

That morning, Hermione was slowly shaken awake by her boyfriend.

"Time to wake up sleepyhead..." whispered Harry.

"Fiv' more minutes..." replied the sleeping witch.

"Alright... five more minutes..." said Harry before leaving. Hermione heard muffled laughter but she was too asleep to pay it any mind. Nor did she pay any attention to the music that was suddenly and quietly playing in her room...

Hermione's eyes were closed as she gripped her blanket. She fell back in her dream, feeling Harry's lips touching her...

"WHOA BLACK BETTY BAM-BA-LAM..."

Hermione shrieked, falling down her bed and landing on her bum. She was now fully awake.

"YEAH BLACK BETTY BAM-BA-LAM..."

Hermione heard a lot of laughter coming from the door of her room and found Harry and his parents laughing their arses off, barely standing on their feet.

"HARRY JAMES POTTER!" she shouted.

"Crap... RUN!" shouted the boy as he ran downstairs, quickly followed by a laughing James and Lily and a very angry Hermione Granger.

She should have expected it after all. She was dating Harry James Potter, also known as Ravenspikes, Son of Prongs and Redstripes, godson of Padfoot and nephew of Moony and Wormtail. Deep down, she knew she would eventually become the next member of the Marauders.

But for now? She was angry at the Potters and wanted to hex them.

A/N: I watch too much KuruHS. The words in bold and italic are the first two lines of Black Betty by Spiderbait.