Hello there, whomever is reading this. I've done some renovations to this page to reduce the amount of clutter here.

There was honestly too much junk here from when I was in middle school, and I took a look at this page and decided to wipe the good majority of it.

Now, I'm childish. So I left a couple stupid things on here for those weirdly interested, but the rest is gone. Because it was stupid and looked awful.

For those wondering why I haven't updated any of my stories for a while... well I'm sorry. But I'm a lying, good for nothing, loser. I'll get around to writing again someday again, maybe soon. But I'm heading off to college shortly and just haven't had the inspiration to deal with the emotional drainage that comes from writing.

Perhaps I can just publish my outlines? I doubt anyone would be interesting in that. I've seen those 'stories' made up of outlines for stories, nobody reads them, and nobody cares about them. It's just disappointment, so I'll probably avoid that if at all possible.

At any rate, I'm very sorry again for all of this; especially you guys out there who do enjoy my stories, as short as they are.

- 07/19/16

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The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last week, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."

That's all folks! Cyo 'round!

[Last Edit: 07/19/16 03:10 GMT-8]