Before you say anything, Yes. I am perfectly aware that I can't spell that instrument that has the strings on it, and is usually used in bands. Guh-tar. I'm not going to bother, because I just can't. 'Why not look it up, or ask somebody?' You may inquire. Well, I refuse on the principal that I won't let anybody who is not me be right about something that has to do with me. In other words, My name is Elliot, and I'm a stubborn freaking brat.

I've got a few redeeming qualities. I'm usually warm, so people can use me to heat up. I have been told that I can warble a tune, which I suppose is good. Nobody has to worry about taking care of me, because I am self-sustaining. I can also cook like nobody's business, and I tend to doodle on everything I own.

What you do not see on the above list of my good qualities is good author. This is simply because the people who have told me I am either I can't trust because they are too close to me, or I felt were insincere. I consider myself a good author, but I can't be the judge of that, because I am me.

The overwhelming majority of things that I will end up posting are going to be either Destiel or Sabriel stories, mostly one-shots or stories under 10k. However, there is a mini-series I've been meaning to get started for a bit, which will be an original work entitled "I've Been around: Fictional stories about the travels I wish I could have". I believe that if I do start this story, that I shall end up posting a new chapter once a week or so, which seems doable.

Feel free to PM me telling me to read your fics, I'm all about that. I trust that you all don't suck, and that I'll enjoy myself. Don't be shy, because I read around 100k words a day off this website and archiveofourown. I got into fanfiction at first because my sleep deprived self agreed via internet to write a DeanxCastiel fic from a tumblr prompt. I found out that I really enjoyed writing about pre-established characters. Its gotten me this far, (Yes, depressed and not mentally stable, and anxiety-ridden, But I've got a massive vocabulary) And I wouldn't change a thing.