TheDrunkenWeasel
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Joined 10-24-03, id: 475597, Profile Updated: 10-25-09
Author has written 4 stories for Powerpuff Girls, Cyberchase, Misc. Movies, and DuckTales.

And now it's time for...a ridiculously long profile!!

Yea!!

Once again it has taken me for freaking EVER to update something, including my profile. But since I've been on Fanfiction.net, it's obvious that no one actually takes the time to stop and read these. Hell, I try to but, well, I have a short attention span. But if you do, then I envy your patients, because I've seen how long they can get. Sheesh!!

Well, not much to say about me...Hmm...Let's see, something about me...something about-Oh I know!

Okay, so when it comes to making up stories in my mind, I've always been hooked on the "under dog" theme. Sure anyone can write a story about a main character; the hero, the good guy who triumphs over some jackass that, for some odd reason, started a whole mess load of crap that our savior had to come along and clean up, while winning over the damsel of his dreams, sometimes with a bit of help from his sidekick, who gets jack squat in the end. Same goes for the bad guy, though he prefers the term minions. Hell, you can even right a story about a bad guy! They count as main characters. I would know, since I attempted a fic on Cyberchase based mainly on The Hacker. Though sadly the project was pushed aside for something else that needed my attention...hmm...wish I could remember what that was. Oh, well!

Anyway, for some reason I've always felt a strong impulse to put myself in the shoes of the character that no one notices. The little guy that hangs out in the background, waiting for his one moment to shine, which usually results in the success of the hero, or downfall of the villain, or both! Sometimes he's just a comic relief, making light of a bad situation.

From the stories that I've put out so far, I think it's safe to say that I love cartoons. There's so much you can do with animation there's hardly any limits that haven't been reached nowadays. I'm the type of fan that shakes my head in dissapointment when Hollywood goes for broke and decides to make a movie based on a hit 80's cartoon show. Granted, some of them have actually turned out pretty good. Iron Man, loved it! The Hulk(the one with Edward Norton, not the other one. Blah!) wasn't too bad! Spider man...eh. Transformers; booyah!

But then you get the ones that just ruin the whole growing up experience, resulting in a horrific slaughter of some of our all time favs, our inner child weeping as the gruesome scene that unfolds on the silver screen. (Rest in piece, G.I. Joe...I hardly knew ye.) As long as they don't touch Thundercats, I think we're okay.

But i digress. REALLY digress!(See, short attention span. Never fails) My most recent inspiration are the Beagle Boys of Disney's Ducktales. Does anyone out there actually know their names, or tell them apart from the rest. The sad part is, I can. I don't think of them as the Beagle Boys, but rather as brothers who happen to all dress the same and have the same career path. But as progression has shown, it's very unlikely that's still true. At least one of them has to have another interest other than crime. So I've created them as the main characters in my story. And I'm enjoying every minute of it! You wouldn't believe how many possibilties I kept thinking of for plots points!

Actually, that's why I had to stop writing it; I had too MANY ideas. They just kept piling up until I lost track of where I was headed. But hopefully, that's been rectified, and now I can give the Beagles some well deserved recognition! Well, most of them deserve it, anyway.

Well, now that that's over with:

Favorite show: Anything that's animated really. Movie or TV show, don't care.

Favorite movie: Of all time? Ghostbusters. For the moment? Kung Fu Panda.

Favorite Superhero: Batman or Superman...That, is a tough call...I'm gonna go with Batman.(Sorry Clark Kent)

Favorite Villain: The Ghostly Trio from Casper(wait, are they bad guys? I don't know.), or Mojo Jojo from PowerPuff Girls. (I'd say Fuzzy Lumkins, but he doesn't count as evil. Just posesive of his belongings. What American isn't?)

Aight, I'm out, ya'll!

Later!

Oh, and if you actually got through reading this entire thing, then my god you are a miracle. I could barely stay focused on writing this junk! So whoever you are, I thank you.

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Maturing love by AiraSora reviews
Nelson had always seen Lisa as just another geek. Until that one day when she confessed her feelings to him. Though their relationship hadn't lasted long, the way he thought of her had definitely changed. And now 8 years later he's started loving her in a more mature way, compared to when the first time he kissed her to simply shut her up.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,221 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - [Lisa S., Nelson M.] - Complete
Everything I Can't Have by DancingSock reviews
A series of NelsonxLisa oneshots. Hopefully, better than it sounds. Please review, it makes me very happy, and happy people write better stories.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Lisa S., Nelson M.
Deth, Come Near Me by Electric Muse reviews
Murderface's bass playing hasn't exactly been on par lately. Offdensen decides to call him a teacher. But does she have the strength to stay in Mordhaus while dealing with not only Murderface, but all of Dethklok? OC x Offdensen. Third Person POV. Chapter 12 up!
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,467 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Nathan E., C. F. Ofdensen
The Work of a Whim by Person4 reviews
Triana guessed that she had a thing for the pathetic type. Why else would she have sat down beside him in the bar when all she'd wanted to do was get out of the house for awhile?
Venture Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,051 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Triana O., Twenty-one - Complete
Beyond Earth by ForeverFinally reviews
Therapy and ghosts don't really mix, but Dr Harvey's going to give it his best shot, dragging a reluctant Kat, Trio and Casper along with him.
Casper - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,100 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Kat H.
Trapped in 80's cartoons! by ryhoyarbie reviews
A freak accident causes all five Dino Thunder Rangers to get trapped into various 80's cartoons.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,034 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Ethan J., Tommy O.
The Inventor's Daughter? by Artemis Rayne reviews
Young Lefou had always been an outcast and more than anything he wanted a friend. He finds this in a charming young girl who is new to town and shares her fairy tales with him. He wonders, can he find his happily ever after, or does fate have other plans?
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,748 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/18/2009 - [Belle, Gaston] LeFou - Complete
An Unexpected Gift by Incy Little Spider reviews
Bubbles always seemed to see the good in everyone. Even psychopathic pink hillbillies. Short fluffy fic featuring Fuzzy/Bubbles.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Fuzzy Lumpkins, Bubbles - Complete
Galactic Unity 2 by Parsec reviews
[Sequel to Galactic Unity, read that first!] A discovery on board Xianea's spaceship marks the beginning of a new adventure... and a new danger... [Chapter 9 actually uploaded. The world must be ending...]
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,702 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 8/27/2003
The Bug In Winter by NeitherSparky reviews
What happened on the island directly following Hopper's demise?
A Bugs Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,996 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Flik, Princess Atta - Complete
Area 52 by i am a good fighter reviews
Now in chapter form. It's almost summer, time for Ms. Keane and some of her kids to go camping in Townsville Forest. That means sitting around the fire, eating s'mores and telling scary stories. And Buttercup has a doozy...
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,600 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2002 - Published: 7/3/2001 - Complete
Galactic Unity by Parsec reviews
An earth-shattering event forces the girls to travel through space, searching for a way to set things right once again...
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,459 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2002 - Published: 2/9/2002
Modern Inconveniences by xevious reviews
Power to the people! And to Fuzzy Lumpkins!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,713 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2001
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Beagle Without A Mask reviews
[Update: Chapter 4 and 5 have been revised as of October 20, 2016. Currently working on others!] Things are rocky in the Beagle Family, as Ma has become deathly ill. Knowing they need a female influence in their lives she calls upon the only one who can watch out for the Boys. Unfortunately, Bonnie Beagle has a problem with her brothers' way of life. Chapter 19 in the works!
DuckTales - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,567 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 8/13/2007
My One and Only reviews
Chapter 14 FINALLY up! Hacker is convinced that he's getting old and decides to create a son old enough to wreak havoc at his side and, eventually, become his heir. But as usual, not all plans work out the way that Hacker wants them to...
Cyberchase - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,310 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 2/10/2004 - The Hacker, Wicked
Shark Tale: Family Tradition reviews
The daughter of Don Anthony,a mob boss friend of Lino's,comes to visit the Reef,hoping to see Frankie,her first love.But when she discovers that he's dead,what will her family think when she turns to the younger brother for comfort(PleaseR&R)
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,973 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 12/3/2004
Lost Promises, Found Friendships reviews
Has anyone ever really wondered WHAT Fuzzy Lumpkins is?Professor Dick Hardley has.But is there more to his research than meets the eye.His daughter, Lauren Hardley, seems to think so.But how can she help his research and stop it at the same time?RR ;)
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2003 - Published: 10/26/2003