Author Notes - Hey, remember this! We-ell, neither did I, apparently. Regardless, I'm tempted to go back through to the earlier regions and improve on the pre-existing puns are bit.
PART SIX - KALOS
Pit a Chespin in it
Quilladin't you know what we're doing?
I promise this isn't all for Chesnaught
Despite the Finick-kin controls
There's no need to act so Braixen
For Delphox' sake, listen to me!
It's too early to Croakie
You're the Frogadier to our team (I learnt what a Brigadier is)
I see you trying to Greninja away
That's the way it's Bunnaby
So we're gonna Digg-a-sby little deeper
We'll grow up from little Fletchlings
It won't Fletchinder our journey
Even if it goes up in Talonflames
Our hopes may Scatterbug in the wind
And that thought will make you Spewpa
If only we can all Viv-along
As 'da youth' says, this is Litleo
Unleash a Pyroar for all to hear
Come on, Flabéby, let's do this
Just go with the Floette
This landscape is just Florges
We can do this, Skiddo
Wake me up before you Gogoat!
And become Panchampions
Let's Pan-go-row down the river already
Make their Furfrou fly
Hear that engine Espurr
Meowstic to the plan
Hone your Edges
And Doublade their trouble
And Aegislash your own troubles down!
You Spritzee what I mean?
Inhale that lovely Aromatisse
Give that ice-cream some Swirlix
And Slurpuff the whole dessert
It'll be Inkay if we stick together
Don't be so Malamar-ligned
Ah Binacles! This poem is getting hard
The whole thing feels a little Barbaracle
I'm gonna need some Skrelp here
But you'd rather look at the Dragalge
So I'll Claunch-ya into the lake
Gonna Clawitzer my way to the top
We're going to fly like a Helioptile
And climb the Greek Heliolisk
I'm not a Tyrunt anymore
But I'm gonna throw a Tyrantrum
I need A-lot-maura you
You're my bright Aurorus lights
Let's get a Sylvan-eon house in the forest
How-lucha-bout we head for the mountains?
We're equally matched, so let's call a Dedenne
Practically Carbink copies of each other
So don't be so Goomy
We can Sliggoo anywhere
It's Goodra for our health ya know
Our journey is the Klefki
I think… I might be Phantumped
Is that at all Tre-levant?
Keep yourself Pumped-kaboo
Cos you're absolutely Gourgeist
We Bergmite take our time
Even if we Avalugg behind
Just Noibat away the annoyances
And make some NOIVERN!
It's up to Xerne-us
I've Y-felt-all these feelings before
And I will Zygarde them
Don't need to buy me a Diancie ring
Or jump through Hoopas
Or fire yourself from a Volcanion