Hey there! I'm kiwipixel77 (kiwi for short). I do not have too much to say except I am a typical twenty-something Canadian with a university degree still living at home and slowly dying with the crushing weight of student debt I'm struggling to pay off. Yay!

So If you're here then you've probably taken a look at one of my stories, or are checking me out after I reviewed one of your own, or are simply lurking in the shadows. It doesn't matter. Drop by and say hi! I won't bite. I can't promise you that, though. So tread carefully.

If for some reason you're interested in me as a person, here's a bit of info for you: I'm very much into nerdy stuff, especially epic and high fantasy novels (in particular LOTR and the Silmarillion, of which I can say without a doubt I am the biggest Tolkien nerd I've ever met. Seriously. Maybe it's just the small town I'm currently stagnating in, but I've yet to come across a soul who's even heard of The Silmarillion).

I love playing all types of video games, especially RPGs - my favourites being the Elder Scrolls series, Red Dead Redemption, Fallout, Dragon Age, Half-Life, Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, Fable, etc. I have a long, complicated love affair with Halo, where most of the time things are good, but sometimes we fight and don't talk to each other for a while. Years. Games. Looking at you, Halo 2 and 4.

I love making my own cosplay costumes and props, as well. Currently working on the Sole Survivor cosplay from Fallout 4 (may I just say the Pip-Boy construction is a bitch).

I am shamefully nitpicky with grammar and spelling. I don't think I'll ever meet a guy and fall in love. Not until he straightens out your, you're, their, there, and they're. Forever alone.

I love children's Disney movies and Red vs Blue.

I love to travel and have been many places, but many more are on my list. I try to visit some place in the world once a year - hard to do when you pretty much live at work and have no financial security. But hey, travel is deadly to racism and bigotry and close-mindedness. Or something like that. There's a quote somewhere, I think.

I love this site because I get too involved in the worlds of my favourite stories and I need to read more about them. I love discovering new and awesome stories and some very talented writers. And, when I'm so inclined, I put up my own crappy stories as well.

My Story Statuses (updated 03/09/17)

DRAGON AGE STORIES

Death is Nothing At All: COMPLETE! One of my very first attempts at FanFiction oh so long ago. Very drabbley with almost no dialogue.

ELDER SCROLL STORIES

Last Letter: COMPLETE! I just adore this two-shot, even to this day! So sad, so emotional, and it was the spark that got Oblivious rolling. Read if you're in the mood for tears. Bring tissues!

For After We Start: LONG-TERM HIATUS. I really want to get back into this. Honestly, and stupidly on my part, I totally and completely forgot about this fic. Really. For an entire year. What the hell was I on? As of now, I've written the second chapter, but haven't put it up yet. Maybe soon.

Oblivious: DEAD. I loved this story, and I had so much fun writing it, but I made the mistake of starting it without any real direction or intent. The story became weak, in my opinion, and plotlines popped up, then went cold. I spent so much time between putting up chapters that it sort of just... fizzled out. But I completely revamped, reworked, overhauled it in Oblivious: Redux.

Oblivious: Redux: IN PROGRESS. The updated, overhauled, completely revised version of the original Oblivious. Read this one. It's pretty good, in my not-so-humble opinion.

FALLOUT STORIES

Divide By Zero: IN PROGRESS! I'm really looking forward to writing this story - however, updates will be sporadic and slow, as I'm trying to get through Oblivious. The Sole Survivor is a chem-addicted asshole so you should read if you like bad boys. And chems.