MY CURRECT OBSESSION IS GLEE...PAST OBSESSIONS: NCIS, TINKERBELL, STAR WARS, HARRY POTTER, SMALLVILLE, SUPER MAN, SAILOR MOON

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If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

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Favorite quotes from NCIS:

Tony: "I've been working on my six-pack. You know, abs."
Ziva: "You and Abby have been drinking?"
Tony: "No, abdominals. No more beer gut for me. I've been training hard core, hitting the core hard. Carved. Hard as wood."
McGee: "To match your head."
Tony (to McGee): "You know, I think you're afraid that if you hit me as hard as you could I'd think I was being tickled with a feather."
Ziva: "I will take a swing at your six-pack."
Tony: "Oh. Well, it''s more like a four-pack and then there's sort of this long stubborn one...Never mind. Do it."
McGee: "As hard as she can?"
Tony (to McGee): "As hard as you can."
McGee: "You know that's how Houdini died."
Tony: "Ziva, did you kill Houdini?"
Ziva: "It is possible. I do not remember all their names."

Gibbs: "Any more food fights in here and I'm joining in. With peas."
Kate: "Frozen peas?"
Gibbs: "Nope. In a can."

Ziva: "A suicide bomber who commits suicide before his bombing? I mean that doesn't make any sense!"
Tony: "No. It doesn't. But it does raise an interesting point. Imagine, if you will ladies, an assisted suicide of a suicide bomber who suicided before his suicide bombing. It's kinda like 'How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wo-"
(Gibbs appears and slaps Tony in the back of the head)
Gibbs: DiNozzo! What the hell is wrong with you?"

Tony (In response to the guard asking how many trucks they had): "Well you have already met Widow Woman and Spider Mike here, Rubber Ducky makes it a great big convoy. (to Palmer) Park it right there Love Machine! (back to the guard) We are going to be rocking through the night here, Smokey."
Gibbs: "DiNozzo, I'd rather not."
Tony: "East bound and down Snowman, Bandit out."

Favorite Quotes from Star Wars

"Why do I have the feeling you will be the death of me" Obi-Wan
"Don't say that Master, you're the closest thing I have to a father" Anakin
"Then why don't you listen to me" Obi-Wan
"I do try master" Anakin Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones

"I love you" Leia
I know" Han Star Wars Episode V The empire Stricks Back

Do or do not, there is no try" Yoda Star Wars Episode V The Empire Stricks Back

"You wanna buy some death sticks?"
"You don't want to sell me death sticks"
"I don't want to sell you death sticks"
"You want to go home and rethink your life"
"I want to go home and rethink my life".
(these are so like Obi-Wan. LOL) Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones

"How long have you had these droids?" Clone
"3 or 4 seasons" Luke
"They're up for sale if you want them" Ben
"I'll need to see your identification" Clone
"You don't need to see his identification" Ben
"We don't need to see his identification" Clone
"These aren't the droids you're looking for" Ben
"These aren't the droids we're looking for" Clone
"He can go about his business" Ben
"You can go about your business" Clone
"Move along" Ben
"Move along, Move along" Clone. Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope

Favorite Random quotes:

"King, Illegal, Forest, to pig wild, kill in it a is"

"This chick is Nuts"

"Oop's, how clumsy of me. Pick it up"

"Keep it positive, as you slap her to floor, keep it positive, as you pull her hair and call her a whore."

FAVORITE PAIRINGS:

Harry/Hermione

Ron/Luna

Ginny/Neville

Tony/Ziva

Abby/McGee

Gibbs/Jenny

Kurt/Blaine aka Klaine

Rachel/Finn aka Finchel

Tina/Mike